Computerized Election Results With No Election 433
_Sharp'r_ writes "In Honduras, according to breaking Catalan newspaper reports (translations available, USA Today mention), authorities have seized 45 computers containing certified election results for a constitutional election that never happened. The election had been scheduled for June 28, but on that day the president, Manuel Zelaya, was ousted. The 'certified' and detailed electronic records of the non-existent election show Zelaya's side having won overwhelmingly."
Yeah, and? (Score:2, Funny)
Oh noes, electronic records can be faked by people who have physical access to the machines. Didn't see THAT one coming.
Electronic Efficiency (Score:5, Funny)
I can see why the powers that be like the efficiency of a modern electronic voting system.
Clearly we humans don't have to do anything at all. The machines can read our minds and we get 100% voter turnout with guaranteed accurate results ;-)
Computers should be used to count votes (Score:4, Funny)
Luckily, It can't happen here. (Score:1, Funny)
I for one, am just happy to know that these crazy foreigners can screw up something as great as electronic voting. At least I can be safe in my assurances that it can't happen in a great democracy like the United States!
All according to the constitution (Score:3, Funny)
Any government process that features the army forcing a president out on a plane in his pajamas is at least as unacceptable as a crooked election keeping one in power.
That's pretty much what they did according to their own constitution.
That is one funky constitution.
Re:Barack Hussein Obama supports Manuel Zelaya. (Score:0, Funny)
This is Barack Hussein Obama, and I take issue with this posting. Let there be no mistake about it, there will be an investigation into this matter.
Re:So Impeach Him (Score:4, Funny)
At Diebold... (Score:1, Funny)
At ${provider}, we guarantee we'll elect the winners, every time!
It's still not too late... (Score:3, Funny)