Murdoch Says, "We'll Charge For All Our Sites" 881
Oracle Goddess writes "In what appears to be a carefully planned suicide, Rupert Murdoch announced that his media giant News Corporation Ltd intends to charge for all its news websites in a bid to lift revenues, as the transition towards online media permanently changes the advertising landscape. 'The digital revolution has opened many new and inexpensive methods of distribution, but it has not made content free. Accordingly we intend to charge for all our news websites,' Murdoch said."
Well, (Score:5, Funny)
Fox News (Score:4, Funny)
At least Fox News [foxnews.com] will still be free.
The Best Quote (Score:3, Funny)
"Quality journalism is not cheap..."
Yeah, and no amount of money is going to change the quality of any rag run by Murdoch.
Hello alternative media (Score:3, Funny)
http://maxkeiser.com/ [maxkeiser.com]
http://cryptogon.com/ [cryptogon.com]
http://cryptome.org/ [cryptome.org]
http://exiledonline.com/ [exiledonline.com]
http://www.truthnews.us/ [truthnews.us]
Get a few days or weeks or months heads up on what the tame mainstream press with 'discover' if and when they are allowed to.
Re:It won't work. (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, but he doesn't compete with quality, professional news sources.
Re:Hello alternative media (Score:5, Funny)
I get all my news and rumors from a little unknown website called "slashdot" [slashdot.org].
The news are always fresh, they never repeat their news and the views of the editors are impartial, especially to corporations like Microsoft and Apple. They also have a moderation system that is so brilliantly designed that it cannot be messed with, even by monsters known as "trolls".
Oh, did I mention they never repeat their news?
Re:suicidal. (Score:1, Funny)
They might be willing, but will they be able to work out *how*?
Re:suicidal. (Score:1, Funny)
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy, either.
HHGTG (Score:4, Funny)
I am reminded of Deep thoughts response when told he could cause a philosophers strike.
"And whom will that inconveience"
Too much choice (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This is a good thing (Score:5, Funny)
keeps getting better and better (Score:5, Funny)
the national faces of the right now appear to be somewhere between rush limbaugh, dick cheney, and sarah palin, all 3 with obvious problems appealing to anyone besides screeching rightards
then we have the birthers and their paranoid schizophrenic thinly veiled racism. dividing, discouraging and polarizing the right wing base, so wacky they make 9/11 truthers look levelheaded
and now the principle propaganda wing of the right is committing fiscal suicide because the boss is so old and venal and out of touch with the reality of modern media
seriously, can it get any better?
i am really quite amazed at how fast the right wing has imploded after the presidential election
buffoons and absurdities, all that seems to be on the landscape on the right right now. hilarious and wonderful. i'm actually looking forward to the next act of seppuku on the right
oh look, here it is!:
huzzah!
keep it up, angry, ineffectual low iq losers on the right
all the news is cheer nowadays
enjoy your march into the sunset
Murdoch's other statements (Score:3, Funny)
Murdoch went on to mention that other site changes came at the request of his dog, Billy, who said that they were not sufficiently canine-accessible. The new design, apparently, will feature images of small rubber toys as the links - these will squeak when clicked upon. Also, in addition to password authentication, the site will support olfactory authentication via a newly-developed USB peripheral.
Some of those in Murdoch's immediate vicinity responded negatively to these claims: one man complained that Murdoch in fact did not even have a dog. Referring to Murdoch as a "crazy fool", he went on to say that Murdoch's presence was not necessary, as there was no present need for his unique skills.
Re:keeps getting better and better (Score:2, Funny)
Bloody hell, I dont believe it-I must have awoken in an alternate universe, where I actually agree with one of CTS posts.
Re:Bye, bye. (Score:4, Funny)
Oh yes, and I love how he says "news websites".
The day Fox start reporting actual NEWS is the day Satan goes to work in a snowplow.
You owe me $50, as (Score:1, Funny)
My irony-o-meter just exploded at the "SITE" of your post complaining about spelling and grammar.
Ya gotta laugh at some of the posts on this "sight" eh?
Sight- What your eyes give you.
Site- A location, either physical or virtual.
Now just brighten up and "tow" the line, OK looser!
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It's a Tax (Score:2, Funny)
Doubt this will go over well with their viewers, if someone tells them it's a tax
Re:suicidal. (Score:3, Funny)
...you might have something there...
Or even *two* somethings.
Re:Bye, bye. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Hello alternative media (Score:3, Funny)
And you put a "www" in the url... you call yourself a /. reader?
Parking meter psychology (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Murdoch - not your average supervillain (Score:5, Funny)
I can feel the tweet swelling in you. Goooood. Strike me down with all of your blisteringly witty Web 2.0 snark, and your journey toward Big Media will be complete.
Oh, I'm afraid your friends blogging from the free Starbucks WiFi are walking into a trap...
Re:Bye, bye. (Score:2, Funny)
I assume everyone is intellegent.. (Score:3, Funny)
Since Fox News is no News - No Problem (Score:3, Funny)
Re:suicidal. (Score:4, Funny)
Well, yeah. Only idiots would pay to look at Fox News.
Oh I don't know.. Fiction is still quite popular.
Re:As opposed to sheep reading left wing echo? (Score:3, Funny)
People who generalise suck.
Oh, wait...
Re:As opposed to sheep reading left wing echo? (Score:3, Funny)
I prefer Robert Lund's parody: "It doesn't really matter if my turkey meat is dark or white..." ... but I'm not really sure how this relates to the topic. I think we're three or four metaphor-steps away from TFA's topic, by now...
Affirmative Action, of course! (Score:1, Funny)
Satan belongs to the "damned fallen angel" ethnic group which has been traditionally execrated by our society. It is only just that we now give him a break when considering his application for employment.
Re:Bye, bye. (Score:5, Funny)
Fox may not deal in news, but the Times (or, for non-Brits, the London Times) is a serious newspaper, and has a well-implemented website. I will be sad to have to find an alternative.
Re:Bye, bye. (Score:5, Funny)
Your neighbour sounds like a dick.
He's only a delivery boy, give him a break!
Re:Bye, bye. (Score:5, Funny)
Well he did say "My neighbor (also a computer programmer)".
Re:Fox News (Score:2, Funny)
The theory is that US citizens should be able to figure out for themselves
HA HA Ha .....Did you really expect that In the land of sprayable cheese???
Re:Bye, bye. (Score:4, Funny)
Or find a way to profit by having puppies get kicked. Outside the box thinking is what it's all about.
Re:Thank you Jesus (Score:1, Funny)
He didn't learn anything from Jesus, just the Gospel writers. Where do you think he got the idea to just publish false information after the fact?
Re:Bye, bye. (Score:2, Funny)
Talking with your friends is not comparable. There is the possibility that your friends are talking shite. There's no guarantee that they're going to be coherent. They might only be presenting one side of a story.
Really? And this is not comparable to Fox News how?
Re:As opposed to sheep reading left wing echo? (Score:3, Funny)
I prefer Robert Lund's parody: "It doesn't really matter if my turkey meat is dark or white..." ... but I'm not really sure how this relates to the topic. I think we're three or four metaphor-steps away from TFA's topic, by now.
Well, whatever kind of turkey you prefer to tends go with the gravy and the manner the turkey is cooked. If the turkey is baked, and there is no gravy, I tend to prefer the dark meat because the white is too dry. If the turkey is fried, or there is ample gravy, then I tend to like the white, because its better for sandwiches, either open faced or not.
Hmmm. not sure how that relates to politics, metaphorically... I kinda am lost now... but I could go for some turkey.