Mafia Sinks Ships Containing Toxic Waste 401
Hugh Pickens writes "For years there have been rumors that the mafia was sinking ships with nuclear and other waste on board as part of a money-making racket. Now, BBC reports on a sunken vessel that has been found 30km off the coast of Italy. Murky pictures taken by a robot camera show the vessel intact, and alongside it are a number of yellow barrels with labels indicating the contents are toxic. The ship's location was revealed by Francesco Fonti, an ex-member of Calabria's feared 'Ndrangheta crime group, who confessed to using explosives to sink this vessel and two others as part of an illegal operation to bypass rules on the disposal of toxic waste. Experts are now examining samples taken from the wreck, and an official says that if the samples prove to be radioactive then a search for up to 30 other sunken vessels believed scuttled by the mafia would begin immediately. 'The Mediterranean is 0.7 percent of the world's seas. If in this tiny portion there are more than 30 (toxic waste) shipwrecks, imagine what there could be elsewhere,' says Silvestro Greco, head of Calabria's environment agency."
Attsa (Score:3, Funny)
spicy meatball!
Tonight... (Score:5, Funny)
A war is a brewing! (Score:4, Funny)
Just imagine those waify PETA chicks getting all mad and kicking the big bruiser mafia guys asses!
Here's Your Justice Thingee (Score:5, Funny)
If they are connected to this mess and convicted
Good luck with that, as they say. If it's anything like NYC, Justice will pretty much need two separate news crews, six NYPD detectives, nineteen passersby, and a televangelist to witness one of the "made men" machinegun down a busload of out-of-town nuns at high noon in Times Square on the day before Election Day to be served.
Then the appeals process begins...
Re:No moral fibre (Score:5, Funny)
I'd start a record label.
Re:Tonight... (Score:5, Funny)
Tomorrow you sleep with the fish-crab-dolphin hybrid monsters
Motherfucking Tony (Score:1, Funny)
Re:No moral fibre (Score:5, Funny)
Speaking of excuse and justification - This sounds like a good opportunity for the European Union to annex the countries on the northern edge of Africa, claim the Mediterranean Sea as an European inland sea, and bring an end to piracy with strong policing (as the Romans did 2000 years ago). We will, at last, know peace in our time. The Pax Europa.
Oh wait.
I forgot.
This is the EU not the U.S.
Re:Tonight... (Score:3, Funny)
HENRY: (surprised) Paulie was just talking about it.
JIMMY: Well, we gotta fish it out again.
HENRY: (shocked) What?
JIMMY: The guy just made a deal. They're gonna do coral reef tours there and I don't want anybody finding that stuff.
HENRY: (horrified) It's been six months.
JIMMY: It's still better than letting somebody find it.
HENRY: (nodding in agreement and concerned) If Paulie finds out, we got problems.
Re:Tonight... (Score:4, Funny)
This might actually encourage some slashdotters to go into the toxic waste disposal business.
Re:Obligatory film tip: Gomorra (Score:5, Funny)
And to see the possible effects of their involvement with toxic waste, go see Gamera [imdb.com].
Re:'The Mediterranean is (Score:2, Funny)
but but but we've only examined 0.7 percent of the worlds seas, pay us shitloads and we'll take a peek at the rest. think of all the children who could be attacked by radioactive sha..... best. thought. ever. Radioactive sharks with frikken lasers? we are so fucked... just give them the money and tell them to crack on with cleaning up the toxic waste, before it's too late!
Finally something from Italy (Score:3, Funny)
Re:No moral fibre (Score:5, Funny)
You guys just stopped bleeding from the last time you did it (ask the French about Algeria). It's not *our* fault if you screwed it up.
Re:No moral fibre (Score:3, Funny)