Dell Buying Perot Systems For $3.9 Billion 92
alphadogg writes "Dell has agreed to buy Perot Systems for around $3.9 billion in cash, and intends to make the company its global services delivery division, the companies said Monday.The deal will allow Dell to expand its range of IT services, and potentially allow it to sell more hardware to existing Perot customers, it said. Dell's rival Hewlett-Packard expanded its own global services unit with the acquisition of EDS for $13.9 billion in May 2008. Over the last four quarters, Dell and Perot together had revenue of $16 billion from enterprise hardware and IT services, with $8 billion coming from enhanced services and support, Dell said. Perot's contribution to that is relatively small: In 2008, the company reported total revenue of $2.78 billion."
fake (Score:2, Funny)
this is obviously photoshopped
I'll believe it... (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory political joke (Score:4, Funny)
I think workers at Perot Systems just heard a giant sucking sound.
The acquisition negotiations... (Score:4, Funny)
Dell: So, we were thinking we'd like to buy-
Perot: Can I finish?
Dell: Yes, but-
Perot: Can I finish... Can I finish can I finish can I finish?
Dell: well, naturally-
Perot: Can I finish?
Re:Obligatory political joke (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The acquisition negotiations... (Score:3, Funny)
Negotiations were followed up by a nice serving of broccoli. Freshly chopped.
Re:I'll believe it... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The acquisition negotiations... (Score:1, Funny)
Yo, Datamonstar, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but you just butchered one of the best memes of ALL TIME!