OpenSSL 1.0.0 Released 105
hardaker writes "After over 11 years of development since the start of the OpenSSL Project (1998-12-23), OpenSSL version 1.0.0 has finally hit the shelves of the free-for-all store."
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money. -- Arthur Miller
You insensitice clod... (Score:5, Funny)
1.0.0 (Score:5, Funny)
Meh. I never run version 1.0 of anything.
Obligatory meme (Score:2, Funny)
Waaahoo! (Score:5, Funny)
Fantastic! It's finally ready for production use! I can't until websites start using openssl! And I'll even be able to use a secure shell! Awesome!!
And in the better-late-than-never department (Score:5, Funny)
From the Changelog:
Ovaltine (Score:5, Funny)
Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.
Re:Geee! (Score:3, Funny)
Like OMFG! Mallory you are such a bitch!
- Alice
Re:Perl dependency (Score:2, Funny)
(sorry, obligatory)
haven't you heard? After looking at thousands of perl scripts, it became clear that it's the best way of making something unreadable, so openssl "encrypts" via making obfuscated perl (redundant, I know - as if there's any other kind!). decrypting just needs a key, a perl interpreter, and blood. Of goats. Lots of them.
-- just another brick in the larry wall
Re:Ovaltine (Score:3, Funny)
That's gold, Jerry. GOLD!
Next you're telling me... (Score:2, Funny)
... Duke Nukem Forever has ALSO been released.
Re:Next you're telling me... (Score:3, Funny)
> ... Duke Nukem Forever has ALSO been released.
It has. But only for HURD right now....
Re:Or, maybe Windows 10 will be okay. (Score:3, Funny)
On the up side, it only takes one mouse click and a pop up that says "Are you sure you want to get burnt?" to do so.