"PowerPoint makes us stupid"

Does it really take a General to tell us that ? ;-))

but it sure would be great if this were the beginning of the end of unnecessary PowerPoint presentations. I can't think of many times when I saw one that was actually helpful.

1. bomb Taliban positions with solar powered laptops running Windows7 with powerpoint installed
2. Victory
3. ...
4. Experience horrible unplanned of blow-back.

That spaghetti slide [msn.com] has a copyright notice at the bottom, "PA Knowledge Limited 2009"

There must be a joke about oxymorons and military intelligence in here somewhere.

Senior officers say the program does come in handy when the goal is not imparting information, as in briefings for reporters.

Oh, man... the irony

Good sir, you repeat yourself.

...if PowerPoint makes you stupid, but I sure feel dumber having read that article.

Yeah, some require rockets.

"Powerpoint absorbs huge amounts of time that management, marketeers, and other suits might otherwise
  spend doing real harm."

And don't forget those poster sized flip books that were all the rage in the 80's and 90's before digital projectors became commonplace.

To err is human. But to really fuck things up you need a computer.

Damn, talk about a lesson this country badly needs to learn. Oh wait, he was talking about Power Point bullets...never mind.

qoombah99 blurted: "One more thing: Always label the axes on a plot dammit. and then always tell people in words what the axes are BEFORE you tell them what the plot says."

  Is this the US military your advising? Do they still use a lot of axes?
    Sounds like good advice though. I'd hate for some grunt to confuse
    F Wood Axe for chopping wood.

    F Tosser Axe for wood shaving

    F Fire Axe (For hitting fire with)

    F Hurlbat (just to confuse em).

    F Danish Axe (Often found in upper end pastry shops)

    F Axis Axe (Used to prune excess axes down to a single axis)

Basically, it isn't "PowerPoint makes us stupid", it is "Stupid people make us use PowerPoint". But that's true in some ways about the entire suite of MS Office products:

* You haven't worked in an enterprise environment until you've been forced to use MS Excel worksheets as database tables, by managers of the kind who use a $2 calculator to work out the solution before typing that solution into the cell. As these "tables" become unwieldy they are augmented by elabourate macros crafted by the boss' secretary (secretaries wield Excel like witches yield black magic).

* All documentation must be authored in MS Word, even 1000 page technical tomes where Word is ill-suited for the task. All doumentation must be passed around via email, until it clogs the server and someone comes up with the idea of an intranet portal (perhaps even Sharepoint! ooooh! aaaah!). Corporate intranet turns into 90%+ .doc content.

* The more forward-thinking bosses realise that MS Excel is not a database (perhaps because their pet .xls file hit the 65k row limits before Excel 2007 was released). Stupid non-normalised tables imported straight from Excel into Access. Secretary learns how to build even more amazingly byzantine forms and macros, and eventually a whole department relies on a creaky Access .mdb on a network drive with no security where a dozen people run giant queries on un-indexed columns where a proper database server would be more appropriate.

And of course, the whole thing must be supported by an IT person who had no role in crafting this mess.

Powerpoint wasn't designed to make people stupid. Just like the rest of MS Office, it has been comandeered by idiots and forced to their mind-numbing bidding. MSFT products may be low in efficiency and reliability, high on resource consumption and vendor lock-in but they are quite easy to pick up even if they lack the "taste" on famous Steve seems to crave. ON one hand it has helped bring computing to the masses. The other edge of that sword is that it has enabled the semi-literate to misapply all of those applications with minimal effort.

You have a dubiously coherent mass of questionably formed notions. It's ghastly. However, because of the way the essay format works, you will have a very hard time getting away with that.

Hard for you, perhaps, but I manage just fine.