RIAA Says LimeWire Owes $1.5 Trillion 510
An anonymous reader writes "LimeWire owes the major record labels one point five trillion dollars, at a conservative estimate. At least, that's what an RIAA lawyer says. He also wants LimeWire shut down and its assets frozen, says Ray Beckerman's Recording Industry vs The People blog."
1.5 Trillion?! (Score:5, Funny)
Deficit reduction! (Score:5, Funny)
Good! Now the U.S. Gov't. needs to seize RIAA. That'll take a sizable chunk out of our $13+ trillion deficit!
HAHAHAHAHA (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Deficit reduction! (Score:3, Funny)
In other news... (Score:4, Funny)
Respond appropriately (Score:4, Funny)
The appropriate response to such a statement is a delivery of mint Monopoly® bills to the sum of 1.5 trillion.
Re:In other news... (Score:3, Funny)
Freddie? Is that you? [wikipedia.org]
Re:Deficit reduction! (Score:5, Funny)
That'll take a sizable chunk out of our $13+ trillion deficit!
Meh. According to the RIAA, my hard drive is valued over $500 million, but I still have to work for a living.
Btw, anyone wanna buy a hard drive?
Re:1.5 Trillion?! (Score:0, Funny)
It's not punishment. It's what they've calculated as the damage you've caused (allowing other users to obtain free copies from you). Now you might not agree with the $750 per song, but if you do something illegally you should pay the base price and also extra for the damages and trouble you've caused.
Re:Let's do the math here (Score:5, Funny)
Well *obviously* they only made $50B/year because Limewire is stealing all their income! So if Limewire hadn't existed, they would have made every penny of that $1.5 Trillion. And don't try telling me that it's absurd that they would be owed 10% of the entire US GDP. GDP is only a measure of economic output, so obviously if Limewire hadn't stolen all that money, and it had gone to EMI instead, the GDP would have been $1.5 Trillion more than it was!
And since it's known that EMI's revenue is a tiny fraction of the US's GDP, we can only conclude that the GDP would have been several thousands of times higher than it was.
Conclusion: LIMEWIRE IS STEALING TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS FROM THE USA EVERY YEAR!!!!!
Re:Comparing the damages. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Deficit reduction! (Score:5, Funny)
Hey RIAA!!! (Score:5, Funny)
I'LL pay your 1.5 trillion...
But first, you need to wire me some transfer money so I can send you the 1.5 trillion.
Wire me 2 million and it should be OK.
Then I will send you your winnings, I mean money.
Thanks
Re:Deficit reduction! (Score:5, Funny)
You don't seem to understand economics. Individuals with their "civil rights" are worms, while corporations Too Big to Fail are emerging butterflies, ready to spread their wings and soar. The socialists like you who want to regulate companies are like a giant jackboot on a time traveller ready to squash the butterflies and end all hope for the future, and equally ready to trod underfoot the worms wallowing in their commie dirt like "health care" and "education." It's only the Republitarian Tea Party who wants to save our delicate butterflies from the vicious violations perpetrated upon them by the worms and the boots and the dirty Huns and REMEMBER THE ALAMO.
The economy is like a car: regulation is like how the engine keeps the gasoline exploding in the engine in tiny, controlled bursts that propels the whole car forward, so if you pour enough additives like nitroglycerin into the tank—that is, if you water the tree of liberty—you can liberate those propulsive explosions from the engine's control and blow the whole car up, which will make its individual pieces—individuals and individual responsibility and individual liberty—go much, much faster as the careen flaming across space.
Re:Not making shit up (Score:1, Funny)
Any chance they can say "If you are suing me for $1.5T, then, smart people that you are MUST be right, we are going to take that $1.5T (that you say we have) and buy your companies. Thanks! Oh, by the way, you are all fired."
RIAA? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:1.5 Trillion?! huh (Score:2, Funny)
Re:1.5 Trillion?! huh (Score:4, Funny)
I wonder if, in the entire history of the music industry, if they have taken in that much.
They would have if it wasn't for the evil tape recorder/cd-burner/napster/p2p users. The record industry would have made trillions of dollars but for that technology and the taxes on their earnings would have paid off the national debt three times over by now.
Re:1.5 Trillion?! huh (Score:5, Funny)
That value seems out of range, considering that you could finance two wars, clean up the BP spill and probably have enough left over to coat New Orleans in gold leaf...
That's their goal, it was going to be a nice surprise for the rest of us, but now you've kind of ruined it...
Re:1.5 Trillion?! (Score:5, Funny)
That's ~$7.5M.
The other one trillion four hundred ninety-nine billion nine hundred ninety-two million five hundred thousand is for lawyer's fees.
Re:1.5 Trillion?! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:In case anybody still took them seriously... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That's 10% of the US GDP (Score:5, Funny)
Nice.
New headline. "RIAA claims piracy more damaging than holocaust."
Re:1.5 Trillion?! (Score:5, Funny)
The RIAA claims that if it wasn't for those meddling Limewire, they'd made more money than the entire population and industry of Canada in a year.
OK. Let's blame Canada.
Re:1.5 Trillion?! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:HAHAHAHAHA (Score:1, Funny)
Sadly, we are fresh out of Iranian Reals. Can we interest you in some 1924 Marks?
Re:We've been laughing at you for years... (Score:4, Funny)
It just gets scary when our leaders import daft ideas they hear from your idiots, so please keep them quiet. Our politicians keep on copying them and try to better them. Please don't give our politicians any more ideas.
Hello, I represent the BCAA (Batshit Crazy Americans Association) and understand that you are in violation of several of our copyrights...
Re:We've been laughing at you for years... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:1.5 Trillion?! (Score:5, Funny)
Stop. Talking. Like. Shatner. People. Will. Believe. We. All. Talk. That. Way.
Re:1.5 Trillion?! huh (Score:1, Funny)
and of course this will lead to limewire proposing a new final solution.
Re:Deficit reduction! (Score:3, Funny)