Google Struggles To Give Away $10 Million 145
theodp writes "On Google's 10th Birthday in 2008, the search giant promised $10 million to the best five ideas for using technology to improve the world, through Project 10^100. CNN reports that while Google's intentions were good, of course, the company's follow-through leaves much to be desired. Google announced the cash prize contest in September 2008 and closed public voting on 16 finalists chosen from over 150,000 ideas in October 2009. Over eight months later, the company has yet to announce the winners. 'While genocide and other pressing problems relentlessly advance,' remarked contest finalist Daniel Meyerowitz to Wired.com, 'it would seem that Project 10^100 does not.'"
Maybe... (Score:4, Funny)
They can't find the winners?
Re:Problem? (Score:4, Funny)
Give them time... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Maybe... (Score:5, Funny)
Solution to everything (Score:2, Funny)
I have a fix for this along with:
genocide
hunger
crime
pollution
war
greed
stupidity
and almost everything else.
I call it the Dr. Strangelove solution, however I don't think the money will do any good afterwords. Don't worry the cockroaches will survive.
Re:Maybe... (Score:5, Funny)
Already notified of winning (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Priorities? (Score:5, Funny)
Microsoft responded by announcing the imminent release of an enterprise-grade PurityPoint Ethnicity rights management server, complete with robust AD integration, and a bookburning management console snap-in to allow administrators to easily purge documents from SharePoint, or delegate purging rights to their most depraved henchmen. Unfortunately, their truth_and_reconcilation_ml, an ostensibly open-standard XML-based atrocity documentation markup language turned out to be a ghastly quasi-proprietary mess, rammed through ECMA...
Re:16 finalists? (Score:4, Funny)
I wish I'd entered now. My "Free HD porn for everyone" idea would've been in with a chance of first place after all :(
On things advancing (Score:5, Funny)
'While genocide and other pressing problems relentlessly advance,' remarked contest finalist Daniel Meyerowitz to Wired.com, 'it would seem that Project 10^100 does not.'
Wow. I love that quote. While it may be true and relevant, at face value, it's perfectly smug and smartass. I've gotta remember to use quotes like that in day-to-day life...
"While genocide and other pressing problems relentlessly advance, it would seem that my order at Taco Bob's does not."
"While the plans and schemes of terrorist organizations relentlessly advance, it would seem that this line at the DMV does not."
"While the oil spill in the gulf relentlessly advances, it would seem that, due in large part to the ladies nearby, my love life does not."
Re:On things advancing (Score:5, Funny)
While the rating of your comment is relentlessly advancing, it would seem that your karma does not.
Re:Maybe... (Score:2, Funny)
New? Microsoft has labeled their betas as release versions for ages.