Man Claims 84% of Facebook, Gets Order Blocking Assets 326
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CmdrTaco
from the trolls-are-everywhere dept.
from the trolls-are-everywhere dept.
Cyrus writes "According to a Bloomberg scoop, a New York man claiming to own a majority of Facebook has gotten a signed court order to block Facebook from transferring assets."
His facebook account is so canceled! (Score:4, Funny)
His facebook account is so canceled! But I bet he could do commercials for MySpace. "I designed the look and feel of facebook, but now I use MySpace."
Re:Not Facebook! (Score:5, Funny)
Please win. Please win. Please win.
Scary (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Scary (Score:1, Funny)
Funny, Facebook in general is about 84% scary, including myself.
I can't count how many years of bad luck i have from all those broken mirrors. No, really, i can't, it's a serious concern, a serious concern.
Re:Not Facebook! (Score:5, Funny)
Don't be bitter just because you don't have enough friends to play Farmville.
Re:Contracts (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not Facebook! (Score:1, Funny)
Statue of limitations. English--learn it!
Re:Scary (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, since 84% of 8 = 6.72, it would be more accurate to say that he owns Faceboc.
Re:This could be a good thing for Facebook (Score:5, Funny)
put out spin how FB is under new derangement
What an interesting comment on the state of Facebook. I've always suspected Facebook represented some type of derangement, now you are suggesting that what it needs is new derangement.
Re:Not Facebook! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not Facebook! (Score:4, Funny)
I was kidding. But one can only hope something shuts down that huge pile of crap.
A proposed settlement. [blogspot.com]
Re:Not going to matter (Score:5, Funny)
Is it that obvious? I mean, I try to be a good person, but I didn't know how well it came across. Thanks for believing I'm not a lawyer.
Re:Not going to matter (Score:5, Funny)
Is it that obvious? I mean, I try to be a good person, but I didn't know how well it came across. Thanks for believing I'm not a lawyer.
Always a pleasure. If you'd like me to doubt you in other endeavors as well please let me know!
Re:Not Facebook! (Score:5, Funny)
At least in Farmville you can actually have a virtual lawn where your avatar can stand and shake his fist at the kids.
Re:Not Facebook! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The Pellet thief (Score:5, Funny)
They had to take him to a pellet court.
Re:Not Facebook! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not Facebook! (Score:5, Funny)
Statue of limitations. English--learn it!
Holy shit! That's the funniest thing I've read in a while.
For the record, you might try Googling "Statue of limitations" next time and noticing that Google changes it to "statute" automatically for you.
It's a clue, you should follow it.
Re:Not Facebook! (Score:5, Funny)
You obviously aren't looking close enough!
Humans are naturally drawn towards justice and fairNess, And see Zuckerberg as a person who denIgrates his customers