Facebook's Zuckerberg To Give Away Half His Cash 450
Stoobalou writes "Facebook co-founders Mark Zuckerberg and Dustin Moskovitz are among the latest batch of 17 billionaires who have promised to give away at least half of their fortunes, after signing up to a philanthropic campaign led by Microsoft founder Bill Gates 3.0 and celebrity investor Warren Buffett. By signing up to The Giving Pledge, the mega-rich make a vague promise — sorry, 'moral commitment' — to give away more than half of their fortune at some point during their lifetime."
Bill Gates 3.0? (Score:5, Funny)
Like anything related to Microsoft, I guess you need to get to at least version 3 before you have something useful. *ducks*
Eye of the Needle? (Score:4, Funny)
Funny how most of these rich, aging guys suddenly want to buy their way into Heaven.
Re:Huh... (Score:5, Funny)
a man roared past him in a giant automatic beach combing and starfish catapulting machine which he had designed and built with his massive fortune as part of a fleet of vehicles to comb the worlds seashores spewing starfish back into the ocean
Ah yes, no matter how many times I hear it, the ancient fable of the giant starfish-catapulting machine is still a heartwarming classic.
Re:Huh... (Score:5, Funny)
It's slightly less heartwarming when you consider that the starfish-catapulting machine is built out of dead starfish and consumes them as fuel.