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Oracle Could Reap $1 Million For Sun.com Domain

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  • by $RANDOMLUSER (804576) on Friday March 18, 2011 @09:55PM (#35538942)
    Indeed. I can't remember how many roomfuls of students I told to go to "java.sun.com" for all things Java.
  • by darkpixel2k (623900) <aaron@heyaaron.com> on Saturday March 19, 2011 @12:06AM (#35539586) Homepage

    Having a domain like SUN.com! Just think of the internet street cred!

    Yo dog! I'm at owner@sun.com!

    And what would you do with sun.com? Start some sort of internet busin&@!%&*#%OHFUCK I already have a cease and desist letter from Oracle saying they still own the trademark 'Sun' in relation to all computer everything. Your best bet it so open Sun Bakery and sell cook#@&$*!DAMNIT! Cookies are computer related too.

    Ok--here's the plan: Step 1: Buy sun.com for millions Step 2: Find out you can't start a computer company named 'Sun' or Oracle will sue you into oblivion. Step 3: Kill yourself because you are millions in debt with a worthless domain name.

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