Under Soviet Satellites, How Area 51 Hid (And Invented) Secret Craft 155
An anonymous reader writes "No word yet on alien starships, but now that many Cold War-era Area 51 documents have been declassified, veterans of the secret US base are revealing some of the clever — and surprisingly low-tech — ways they hid futuristic prototypes from prying eyes."
Let me guess... (Score:5, Funny)
Roofs?
Re:Why 51? (Score:5, Funny)
Why was it called Area 51?
Because calling it "CIA Secret Aircraft Research Area" might have given the wrong idea to the Soviets?
Re:Malicious Site (Score:4, Funny)
If you think about it, it makes perfect sense that you would get a black hole from reading too much about Area51.
Those alien defense systems are pretty good.
Re:Malicious Site (Score:5, Funny)
Perhaps hiring Sony's IT dept wasn't such a good idea after all...
These aren't the roofs you're looking for... (Score:5, Funny)
IT'S A TARP!
Re:Are there other secret bases? (Score:2, Funny)
What's up with the deserts?
Are alien UFO:s prone to rust or something?
Re:Are there other secret bases? (Score:5, Funny)
It's hard to hide secret airbases in downtown Manhattan.
Not according to that documentary I saw several years ago. You know, the one with Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones.