DOJ Could Ban Texas Flights Over Anti-Patdown Law 377
hellkyng writes "The Department of Justice may ban flights from Texas because of the Anti-Patdown law making its way through the legal system. Says Rep. David Simpson, 'Someone must make a stand against the atrocities of our government agents.' Should be interesting to see if Texas can pave the way for grope-free flying fun."
Great news citizens! (Score:5, Funny)
Also, the chocolate ration will be raised to twenty grammes a week.
Re:Great news citizens! (Score:5, Funny)
I think you're misremembering, and it doesn't matter anyway as we've been further able to increase the ration to 15 grammes.
Tough Texans, not. (Score:3, Funny)
Texas caved almost immediately. The next time some Texan starts bragging about what badasses they are down there, I'm going to bring this up. The TSA wrote one threatening letter and they peed their collective pants and groveled.
Groping (Score:5, Funny)
But if the TSA doesn't grope my junk, who will?
Forever Alone...
Re:Update on this story (Score:2, Funny)
i usually have to pay to be "patted", i'll be glad to get one for free !
Re:Update on this story (Score:3, Funny)
Simpson continued.... "We're just saying you can't go straight to third base."
If I want to go right to oral sex without obtaining probable cause, I should be able to dammit!
You kids are all whores. Back when I was eligible to play sex baseball (late 90s), third base was junk-groping. In those days, you didn't go down on somebody unless you were willing to go all the way anyway. Sometime between then and now, the kids decided oral wasn't really sex (way to go, Bill!), and third base got redefined. Simpson just never got the memo.