Help Rename the Department of Homeland Security 382
Hugh Pickens writes "James Fallows writes tongue in cheek that U.S. Department of Fear, led by Secretary of Fear Malcolm P. Stag III, is running a poll. To what should we re-name the Department of Homeland Security? 'Possibilities include Department of ScaredyCatLand Security, reflecting the prevailing mentality of an era, and Department of Fatherland Security, to make us sound strong,' writes Fallows. 'There are many more to choose from, plus you can write in your own nominees. But act now, because the polls close Tuesday.'"
SHIELD (Score:5, Funny)
Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division
Re:Gender of countries (Score:4, Funny)
The US has Florida, so it's male.
Inter-dimensional Secret Security Service (Score:5, Funny)
What about security threats that exist in dimensions prophesied by String Theory? These areas cannot ignored, or death shall await us, for sure, from dimension N + 1 . . . with huge pointy teeth . . .
FUD (Score:4, Funny)
I think they should call it the "The F.U.D" and have a multiple accepted expansions for the acronym.
Fear and Uncertainty Department ...
Fundamentally Unnecessary Department
Federal Unchecked Discretion
F**ked Up Department
Re:Rename? (Score:4, Funny)
Have a squiggle logo and call it "The Department formerly known as Homeland Security".
OK, so Prince (or whatever he's calling himself these days) might complain