China Building Gigantic Structures In the Desert 412
A user writes "New photos have appeared in Google Maps showing unidentified titanic structures in the middle of the Chinese desert. The first one is an intricate network of what appears to be huge metallic stripes. It's located in Dunhuang, Jiuquan, Gansu, north of the Shule River, which crosses the Tibetan Plateau to the west into the Kumtag Desert. It covers an area approximately one mile long by more than 3,000 feet wide. The tracks are perfectly executed, and they seem to be designed to be seen from orbit."
Finally...QR codes for aliens (Score:4, Funny)
Who would have thought aliens had QR code technology?
Re:Possible use... (Score:5, Funny)
OTOH, give me a couple hits of blotter acid and a Caterpillar D-8 and I think I'd end up with something similar.
Re:star wars (Score:4, Funny)
Amazing Detail (Score:5, Funny)
this story is a dupe (Score:5, Funny)
from the 5th century BC to the 16th century AD
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Wall_of_China [wikipedia.org]
it's being built to keep out marauding mongols, duh
Re:Possible use... (Score:5, Funny)
Doesn't look like metal - you can see vehicle tracks and small bits of hills / dirt piles in the middle. What's really interesting is the lack of 'infrastructure' around it. I don't even see an obvious road in to the area. No buildings on a cursory scan. A few round crater-like areas.
I think it just spells "Welcome Alien Overlords" in Mandarin or something.
More like: "We welcome visitors from the heavens to trade with tie our currency to yours in a fixed exchange rate. Do not attempt to communicate directly with our populace or we will be forced to construct great space firewall."
Re:star wars (Score:5, Funny)
Lonely satellite making copies of Nazca.
Perhaps it's the worlds largest joke, played on people in year 9,500, after nuclear wars, alien invasions and man rising from ignorance of 1,000 years of dark age. Gotta admit, that's pretty forward thinking.
Think again about putting on your tinfoil hat.. (Score:5, Funny)
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These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.
Source: http://berkeley.intel-research.net/arahimi/helmet/
Re:Google Maps (Score:5, Funny)
The tracks are perfectly executed, and they seem to be designed to be seen from orbit.
Keep in mind most Google Maps imagery comes from airplanes and not satellites*
*No, I did not RTFA or look at the images yet.
I'm not sure aerial photography is smiled upon over Chinese military test grounds.
That is what makes it so much fun.
Re:Some kind of white material? (Score:5, Funny)
Because the Chinese cannot be allowed to prevail in the random lines in the desert race. We must immediately invest billions of dollars of stimulus funding to eliminate the random lines in the desert gap.
Re:Some to do with mountain cuts / water damning? (Score:4, Funny)
Most likely Ga Ga waxed her legs properly today so they are enduring terrible slow news day
So what happens when Ga Ga waxes her legs improperly?
Re:These areas are for military (Score:5, Funny)
Not to mention it's completely ripped off from a reddit post here:
http://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/mat1s/there_appears_to_be_a_monumental_militaryscience/ [reddit.com]
Wait, reddit has text???
Re:These areas are for military (Score:5, Funny)
Only when the one dude who makes FFFUUUUUUU comics is sleeping.
Re:Possible use... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Possible use... (Score:5, Funny)
"I dunno. Let's find out!"
Re:Finally...QR codes for aliens (Score:3, Funny)
Who would have thought aliens had QR code technology?
Oh hilarious... you've figured out that it's safe to lift one-liners from the first page of the article because nobody on slashdot is going to read that far!