Study Says Fracking is Safe In Theory But Often Not In Practice 297
First time accepted submitter chadenright writes "A university study asserts that the problems caused by the gas extraction process known as hydraulic fracturing, or 'fracking,' arise because drilling operations aren't doing it right. The process itself isn't to blame, according to the study, released today by the Energy Institute at the University of Texas at Austin."
Re:BSG (Score:5, Funny)
The solution is obvious. Only do theoretical fracking.
it can be safe (Score:5, Funny)
There is nothing intrinsically unsafe about it in most cases, but if you frack a stranger without a condom, you can get cooties.
Re:Implementation is a part of the process (Score:4, Funny)
If only Lenin had the foresight to make a system where it's literally impossible to fail, like capitalism. If a business makes money, it's a sign that capitalism is a success. If a business is a disaster, capitalism is still succeeding as resources are directed elsewhere. Even if you end up crashing the global economy in the process.