Pennsylvania Fracking Law Opens Up Drilling On College Campuses 208
PolygamousRanchKid writes with this news from MotherJones: "Last year, when Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Corbett suggested offsetting college tuition fees by leasing parts of state-owned college campuses to natural gas drillers, more than a few Pennsylvanians were left blinking and rubbing their eyes. But it was no idle threat: After quietly moving through the state Senate and House, this week the governor signed into law a bill that opens up 14 of the state's public universities to fracking, oil drilling, and coal mining on campus. Environmentalists and educators are concerned that fracking and other resource exploitation on campus could leave students directly exposed to harms like explosions, water contamination, and air pollution."
Learn to spin news like this... (Score:5, Funny)
We're not opening up the college campuses to resource exploitation. We're expanding our engineering program and our geology program. New fields of study to include Mine Safety Engineer, Gas Well Engineer, Resource Geology, Mining and Mineral Engineering, and more! Internships right on campus! Sorry for the coal dust on the windows.
Only in the US (Score:5, Funny)
I can imagine how this conversation went.
"So, does anyone have any suggestions how we can fuck over the country's college students some more?"
"I don't know, we're already indebting them for most of their adult lives. How do you top that?"
"Hey, I have an idea, but it's kinda far-fetched..."
Re:Learn to spin news like this... (Score:5, Funny)
Medical pathology students could also benefit from this.
Look on the bright side... (Score:5, Funny)
This isn't the worst thing to happen on Pennsyvalnia college grounds.
Re:Coal mining? (Score:4, Funny)
The best part is, once the extraction is done, you have two new basketball courts!