YouTube's Ready To Select a Winner 74
Proudrooster writes "From YouTube. 'Thanks for all your great entries. YouTube finally has enough videos to begin selecting a winner. We've been thrilled with all of the diverse, creative entries we've seen so far, and we can't wait to begin the process of selecting the best video (video). We'll be announcing the winner in 10 years. All videos will be deleted within the next 24 hours. What do you think is the #bestvideo on YouTube?"
Yay (Score:5, Funny)
I don't know if I'm talking in Welsh or summoning Cthulhu.
Re:Yay (Score:4, Funny)
There's a difference?
Bring back the ponies... (Score:5, Funny)
Dammit slashdot, I can tell it's an annoying April fool's when I reminisce about the good old days with the ponies...
Re:Please make it stop (Score:4, Funny)
It's especially lame with an RSS reader. Well, I guess my productivity will be slightly higher today.
Re:Please make it stop WITH A HOSTS FILE! (Score:5, Funny)
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Wonderful! (Score:5, Funny)
Now I can skip the articles and start posting right away, just like I did before, except I can now use the excuse that the TFA was in gibberish.
Re:Please make it stop (Score:2, Funny)
I don't even see the encrypted version anymore...All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead...
Re:Yay (Score:5, Funny)
Summoning Cthulhu is a little bit easier on the throat.