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John McAfee's Belize Home Burns To Ground 131

Posted by timothy
from the bet-he-gets-the-last-laugh dept.
Velcroman1 writes "The former island home of anti-virus software pioneer John McAfee burned down Thursday afternoon under circumstance he told FoxNews.com were 'suspicious.' It's an odd choice of words from a man whom the Belize police found suspicious, following the November 2012 murder of American expatriate Gregory Faull, a well-liked builder from Florida who was shot at his home in San Pedro Town on the island of Ambergris Caye. 'I believe that there are a select few with great power in Belize that will go to great lengths to harm me,' McAfee said. 'This fire was not just a strange coincidence.'" Watch for more from McAfee soon.
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John McAfee's Belize Home Burns To Ground

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  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday May 19, 2013 @10:40AM (#43767819)

    John McAfee of all people should know that you should never rely 100% on your anti-virus software.

    He should have installed a firewall ...

  • by MRe_nl (306212) on Sunday May 19, 2013 @10:41AM (#43767827)

    'I believe that there are a select few with great power in Belize that will go to great lengths to harm me', McAfee said. 'This fire was not just a strange coincidence'.
    'Somebody's cast a high level Firewall'.

  • by DigiShaman (671371) on Sunday May 19, 2013 @11:04AM (#43767923) Homepage

    If you're going to make meth, it's advised to not use the "shake-n-bake" process as It's been known to burn down buildings. Just sayin.

  • Strange... (Score:4, Funny)

    by hcs_$reboot (1536101) on Sunday May 19, 2013 @11:43AM (#43768069)
    Checked again: though my system says Ubuntu 12.04.2 LTS, I still see "McAfee" everywhere...
  • Soap opera! (Score:5, Funny)

    by cplusplus (782679) on Sunday May 19, 2013 @12:52PM (#43768371) Journal
    This is the first soap opera that I've ever followed. This guy's life is so weird and his ramblings are so amusing that I find myself looking forward to each new episode. Wait, this is real? :-)
  • by Rob_Bryerton (606093) on Sunday May 19, 2013 @09:13PM (#43770559) Homepage
    SETTING: SOMEWHERE OFF THE COAST OF BELIZE

    After stowing away on a SEAL training flight, John exited the aircraft at 50,000 feet. His H.A.L.O. insertion going to plan, he landed 50 nautical miles in the blue waters off the coast of Belize. As luck would have it, there was a submarine, a Russian boomer, on the surface, which John quickly boarded. After killing the captain with his own sidearm, John took command of the sub. Setting course for his island lair, the Russian sub was intercepted by an American fast attack sub with Alec Baldwin on board coaching the crew.

    Several "Crazy Ivan's" later, the US sub dodging Russian torpedoes all the while, the Russian sub was struck by its own torpedo, fatally damaging the vessel. By this time, the majority of the crew had committed suicide, opting for that fate rather than listen to John regale them with his witty anecdotes of his worldly exploits. As the sub was sinking, John managed to escape to the surface using a deep water escape gadget, which, as the inventor, he owns the patent on.

    Armed only with his trusty knife, he fought off several Great White sharks, and met up with a pod of Pacific spotted dolphins who, recognizing him, agreed to help him reach his island stronghold. Knowing both the CIA and members of the former KGB were closing on his location, John set about arming the charges he had built into the foundation of his house and laboratory.

    Laughing maniacally, John set off the charges as he slowly walked away from his compound, huge explosions in the background. This ensuring nobody would ever get the secrets of his special formula female Viagra created with his own blend of freebase MDPV and rare jungle herbs.

    CUE BOND MUSIC, FADE TO BLACK...
  • by Drakonblayde (871676) on Monday May 20, 2013 @06:31AM (#43772263)

    He's the village idiot. Yeah, he's batshit insane, but this is our village, and he's our idiot.

From Sharp minds come... pointed heads. -- Bryan Sparrowhawk

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