Bitcoin Inventor Satoshi Nakamoto Could Actually Be Group From Europe 186
An anonymous reader writes "Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto could be a group from Europe which has a strong footing in the financial sector. From the article: 'Josh Zerlan, the Chief Operating Officer of Butterfly Labs and a person familiar with the Bitcoin network, has said it is highly likely that Nakamoto could be a group of people working the financial sector. Speaking to IBTimes UK on the sidelines of a Global Bitcoin Conference in Bangalore, India, Zerlan said: "One of the prevailing theories, I think has credibility, is that it was some group of people from financial sector that created this. They released it and stepped back and let it go. So, Satoshi Nakamoto is a group of people, I think, is a reasonable possibility."'"
I am ... (Score:2, Funny)
Satoshi Nakamoto
Or.. (Score:5, Funny)
Three Men (Score:4, Funny)
Three men can keep a secret if two of them are dead.
Re:I am ... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hey, let's speculate! (Score:2, Funny)
Let's speculate! I think Satoshi Nakamoto is actually a space alien, who introduced the Bitcoin on this planet in order to run his personal intergalactic ponzi scam. Bitcoins are just a tip of the GAWAY group (Galaxy Way), next thing you know, you are peddling your kidneys in the back alleys in exchange for Bitcoins, which you are promptly exchanging for the next dose of Jupiter III Moonshine dust so you can snort it off the back of a three legged blue-skinned tentacle'd hooker with tits for ears. Of-course you have to sell sell sell, that's the GAWAY, and so you have to try and pull your relatives into it, friends, friends of relatives, relatives of friends, relatives of relatives of friends' friends. Either they'll all become part of GAWAY or you will find yourself without any of those categories of people around you.
Re:Hey, let's speculate! (Score:5, Funny)
My wild theory is that it's the NSA.
See you take the name: satoshi nakamoto
rearrange the letters and you get: ha! NSA is tomatos ok?
and tomatoes are green like MONEY! most of the year.
SPECTR, LLC. (Score:4, Funny)
Duh... It's a subdvision of the Keyser Söze Group in the W.A.S.T.E operations department of Illuminatus holdings conglomerate. A few years ago they had a hostile take over bid from KAOS but the man UNCLE subverted it.