Western US States Using Up Ground Water At an Alarming Rate 377
sciencehabit (1205606) writes A new study shows that ground water in the Colorado basin is being depleted six times faster than surface water. The groundwater losses, which take thousands of years to be recharged naturally, point to the unsustainability of exploding population centers and water-intensive agriculture in the basin, which includes most of Arizona and parts of Colorado, California, Nevada, Utah, New Mexico, and Wyoming. Because ground water feeds many of the streams and rivers in the area, more of them will run dry.
ALL RIGHT! (Score:3, Funny)
Soon the Department of Water and Power will control all the water and have all the power.
getting worse (Score:4, Funny)
I'm alarmed! (Score:3, Funny)
That headline alarmed me!
Just more alarmism from waterists (Score:5, Funny)
Waterist like to pretend water is crucial for life and plant development. These are all fabrications from hydrologists who wish to keep their grant money.
Re:Better late than never, Slashdot (Score:2, Funny)
Nonsense! This is nothing more than a fake liberal crisis by King Obama! Its a conspiracy to turn the country into a commie state and kill capitalism!
The solution is obviously to give corporations the power to monetize water! Only by deregulating water and allowing the free market to decide things will things be solved!
Water? Like out of the toilet? (Score:4, Funny)
Why don't they just use Brawndo? It's the thirst mutilator.
Re:we are experiencing something similar (Score:4, Funny)
Sounds like it's time to sacrifice some virgins to the rain god. There are plenty on slashdot if you are recruiting.
Re:Cancerous tumor. (Score:4, Funny)
Your post contains words that are known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.