Roblimo from the sometimes-you-get-burned-when-you-play-with-fire dept.
Cy Guy writes "I'm sure there will be many more stories on this soon, for now, here is the wire story." An update sent in by cheetah: "It appears that someone mixed about 6 times too much uranium into a fuel processing tank. For the latest info click Here"
Loan-department manager: "There isn't any fine print. At these
interest rates, we don't need it."