X-Files FPS Episode 588
The Queen
reminded me to post this: Last night's "X-Files" was a weird episode involving a video game gone wrong. It obviously was meant to promote discussion on violence in video games: "Healthy outlet for stress or promoting violence in society?" Personally I thought it was a crappy episode and not very suspenseful. Cheesy. Formulaic. Definitely sub-par for the show (even for its last few seasons), although it did have its moments. Did anyone else watch this?
Pathetic (Score:2)
I used to like William Gibson's stuff. I loved the Neuromancer-Counter Zero-Mona Lisa series. I even like Virtual Light a bit. But I guess it's true what they say: Past results are no gurantee of future performance.
What was it about that game that required an AI? The game was basically "Duck Hunt" with bigger guns and better graphics. The computer thugs on cycles drove in exactly the same pattern and started shooting at the same place every time they were shown. That's not AI, that's just a script.
And, how is shutting down a running program going to destroy it? Hello? Backups anyone? So we're supposed to believe that a company that's going to revolutionize the entertainment industry as we know it has the most incompetant IT people in history. Okay...
Same goes for the girl, what was her name... oh, yeah... Phoebe. So she's brilliant enough to create indepently thinking digital oraganism, but too stupid to, say, make a copy to a Zip disk every once in a while?
The worst part about this episode was that I missed 2 episodes of a Red Dwarf marathon on the local PBS station. Smegheads.
You'll have to excuse me now, Lara Croft seems to have disappeared from Tomb Raider and she's now running amok on my Quake server. It's a real bloodbath there now...
Suspention of disbelief my ass..
Don't even get me started on how the hell a computer generated image inflicts real wounds or where the hell Scully and Mulder werer when they were "sucked into" the game. Or how they go back out. Though Scully in armor was kinda cool, it certainly won't make up for that hour of my life that I will never get back.
Re:Had to love the chick in the leather outfit... (Score:2)
Actually, the execution of the episode was more bothersome than the various glaring technical problems. Personally, I can enjoy a story with tech errors so long as its a good story, but this particular episode didn't really qualify.
Moreover, I thought that the obvious object lesson concerning virutal violence spilling over into the real world was just a pale excuse to have some grizzly murder scenes. However, I think the episode did make a certain valid point about women working in the tech industry (although it baffled me why such a woman would hold up a rather sexist image as her best-of-possible self).
Now, the Long Gunman episode that followed the new episode was definately more worthwhile (the one with the DOD convention in Vegas where Scully gets "drunk").
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Re:the "Spock's Brain" of the X-Files (Score:2)
ttyl
Farrell
Re:"It was all I could do, as a woman!". :PPPPPP (Score:2)
Look. I'm a guy. I know plenty of guys, and plenty of girls. Every last one of them, and, I'm pretty certain, almost any human being, male or female, would rather have sex than do anything else. Are there exceptions? Sure. I'm one. Maybe you're another. But this is one stereotype that is really not at all unfair. I would just prefer to see it applied to women as well, because IME it's just as fair in that context. Of course, I'd rather see people change their ways but that seems unlikely at best.
not the worst ever (Score:2)
I thought it was an ok episode, in that the non-tech dialog made me laugh. (The tech dialog made me laugh too, but not in a good way.)
The fact that they didn't explain how virtual wounds became real, or where they vanished to, didn't really bother me, because this is the X Files after all: ghosts are real in their world, remember? They pulled similar tricks with the christmas episode with Ed Asner and Lily Tomlin... So presumably Jade is really a ghost that materialized through the game as some kind of frustration-avatar of the female hacker... (Didn't Gibson do a similar thing in Count Zero, with the Loa?)
The use of technology was pretty hard to take, though. But no worse than any other use of computers in tv or film. Of course, I completely loved Hackers [imdb.com], because it mostly didn't even try to be real: it was all abstract dream sequences, because watching someone hack is boring.
I thought the COPS episode was one of the funniest they've ever done! I got the feeling that a lot of it was improv: ``ok, go over there and question whoever answers the door...''
Re:Not very realistic? (Score:2)
Why not? I think that the idea of a few isolated accidental "reanimations" of human batteries is kinda compelling. Imagine the shock and horror of waking up in the Matrix "real world", but being entirely alone, instead of in the company of people who understand what's going on.
I'd be happy to see this as the story explained in the upcoming "prequel".
William Gibson (Score:2)
He's never been one to let reality get in the way of his version of cyberspace.
I really like William Gibson, but it's hard not to cringe at some of the unrealistic footage.
Re:Strange things before you fall asleep (Score:2)
You describe it like someone screaming at you through heavy distortion. I'd describe it more like your head has been instantly stretched to the diameter of the universe and snapped back into shape suddenly. Neither really fully describes the sensation. It doesn't really hurt, it's just very intense and very sudden.
Picture having a Learjet fly six inches over your head, while you sit in the front row (far left side, next to the amp stacks) of the 1976 concert where The Who got the world's record for the loudest concert ever, while having your ears wired up to a high-voltage line to put 30,000 volts through your skull at the exact moment someone pumps 100 gallons of liquid nitrogen directly into your brain via your eye sockets, while someone fires off six battleship cannons right behind you while Roger Daltrey screams so loud the amps begin to catch fire.
Now imagine you're drifting off to sleep, and just about the moment you lose all perception of the world, SNAP! for no reason you suddenly experience the least comfortable 1/2 second of the above.
Needless to say you wake up and find it difficult to go back to sleep.
computers in the movies syndrome (Score:2)
First, there was indeed little suspense. The plot "twists" were pretty much perfectly predictable. If there were other redeeming features, this would be excusable. There were not.
Second, it suffered from what I like to call "'Hackers' disease", ie: it portrayed computers in that surrealistic, super-dramatic way that we all know is bullshit. The characters were slinging buzzwords like there was no tomorrow. Even the name of the company, First Person Shooter, was a blatant attempt to hook into a word someone might have read in some article. It wasn't quite at the level of the "hacking" scene from South Park, but it was pretty bad.
Third, and most important, was that it gave precious little airtime to *our* side of the story: that violent games are an OUTLET for violent urges, that we would be MORE violent without the release they give. There was what? one line from Mulder suggestion that idea? And Scully even cut him off and made him sound like some kind of adolescent (doncha love how that's a pejorative?) fool. To me, it seemed that the point of that episode was that violent video games destroy society, and that the greedy game developers know this and don't care. Bullshit.
I would have been able to excuse this episode if it had given at least equal air time to the idea that violent games are anything other than the toolbox of Satan. But as it stood, it seemed that the show whose motto is "The Truth Is Out There" was promoting
MoNsTeR
Re:Not very realistic? (Score:2)
For anything NOT involving a neural interface where you are more or less electrically wired into a computer, it's unrealistic. But when you suggest that electrodes are buried in your scalp, braindamage and death become all too possible.
Any Geekchix Want to Comment? (Score:2)
At the risk of starting another ``it sucks to be a woman in the computer industry" thread (heck, if it makes you feel better, follow up with your own rant), let's admit that working as the lone female on a coding project can suck. Not only are you putting in 70-hour days to prove you can hack code as well or better than some unwashed mook with no social skills, you have to listen to his crude jokes that aren't even funny. So what do you do relieve stress?
Tell even raunchier jokes? Maybe. Pull some practical jokes of your own on the bathless mook? Maybe. Do a body-scan of some stripper, dress her up like a dominatrix in PVC, & create your own fantasy game (might not be a FPS) around her?
I don't think so.
If Gibson did write this episode (not to argue the point), it shows that he has no idea of how women actually think. One of the charms to the X-Files is the NON-SEXUAL relationship between Mulder & Scully: even though she's stated that she thinks he's something of a loon with his obsession over the occult & paranormal, he treats her like a colleague & not like a little girl -- which I'm sure she fears or knows other FBI agents would do.
Likewise, if a woman was the second technical lead on a project as big as this one, she'd have gotten her act together a long time ago. And if she had a software project on the side to her her blow off steam, it would be a lot more interesting than the one the show's creators dreamed up.
Then again, I seem to remember somewhere that Mataeya (sp?) was a Hindi goddess of fertility or life. There was a hint at the end that the guy tech at FPS had stolen this program from her, & had perverted this into his own means of destruction -- but I may be reading too much into a confused & technically laughable script.
Sigh.
It's clearly the last season for the X-Files.
Geoff
Re:Stupid. (Score:2)
They had the lone gunmen blabbering on about stock options and IPOs. Learn how to poke a little fun at yourselves, guys!
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Re:I like ... (Score:2)
Bad Mojo
Re:Cheese-O-Rama from ... (Score:2)
And the second one was "Jurassic Park."
And the third one was "The Lost World."
Now if we could just get Crichton and Gibson to team up, we could have a virtual reality "Westworld." Oh, wait, that was "Sphere."
Re:William Gibson (Score:2)
When he first got it home he phoned the store after he had set it up to complain about the "noise". It turns out that it was the floppy drive making all the noise, this shocked Gibson who always had assumed that computers were totally silent in their operation.
(You should hear the fans on my overclocked system... All seven of them...)
I saw this on an interview with Gibson on local TV sometime back (I live in BC).
Re:I am Mulder of Borg. (Score:2)
That's been done.. it's called Baywatch.
Oops.. did I say that out loud?!?
Lone Gunmen spinoff: Bad idea (Score:2)
Personally, I had been hoping that they would do a spinoff series based on the Lone Gunmen long before the rumors of it actually happening surfaced, but if this episode is any indication, I really hope those rumors are false. The characters are cool, but they desperately need some decent writing.
Deflector! (Score:2)
Talk about cop-outs...
Pope
Re:What I Learned... (Score:2)
Venal greed does a lot of harm, but even the most ruthless capitalist knows that killing your customers reduces repeat business (unless you kill them slowly, like with tobacco)...
I also laughed out loud when they said shutting down the game would wipe out the program. I'll bet at least one team member took a floppy home...
I've never been afraid of these "computers take over" plots. The one thing The Matrix almost got right was the "real" threat of our technology -- that the technological fantasy will one day become so much more appealing and compelling than "real life" that we would come to prefer it. The trouble is, I think this has already happened. The world of television, advertising, music viedos, and games is already preferred by many to the world of love, pain, boredom, and loss that real life is. Real life is long, dull, and ends in death. Fantasy life is short, flashy, and has reruns. Real life has love, which is half joy, and half pain; and having love means knowing loss. Fantasy life is pleasure without commitment, shallow gratification, and you can always play it back.
Try reading a little book called "The Continent of Lies" by (James?) Morrow. I think it gets to it...
To the "Worst Episode Ever" people... (sorta ot) (Score:2)
http://www.salon
Note -- I didn't see the X-Files episode in question (no tv), so this may well be the worst episode ever, but this is still food for thought.
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Re:[somewhat OT]Re:Not very realistic? (Score:2)
Re:Not very realistic? (Score:2)
XFIL == QUAKE (Score:2)
Re:Treacle (Score:2)
Um, didn't Gibson write the screenplay to Johnny Mnemonic?
I think the guy just can't write for the screen (small or otherwise)... he should stick to books.
The Matrix, anyone? (Score:2)
I barely watched; I listened and looked over at the TV when it sounded like something good was going on. But I didn't watch more than 15 seconds at a time.
Re:Not very realistic? (Score:2)
Re:"outlet for stress?" (Score:2)
Re:Not very realistic? (Score:2)
Re:"outlet for stress?" (Score:2)
Re:Not very realistic? (Score:2)
Re:Not very realistic? (Score:2)
-Don.
Re:What I Learned... (Score:2)
Re:Not very realistic? (Score:2)
At least on ST:TNG they try to make up words describing something that sounds like it might make sense (the Exobit episode I caught last night was a great example (has to do with AI and "Life")
I liked the promos for the FPS X-File (esp the "Rear View") but the episode sucked mightily. Standing in one place and shooting (as ALL the actors did when in the game) is the best way to die in any FPS. I did like seeing the smug "Thresh" character getting his head chopped off, that certainly cut him down a few inches (da-dum dum). But both the action and plot were weak and contrived, the dialog was o.k., I give it a 5/10.
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The magical 'tv' computers (Score:2)
proof a)
The users of the computer were all at the whim of the MtvC (Magical TV Computer), who's advanced 'holographic' technology simply altered time and space to avoid all of those pesky laws of physics. This is further demonstrated by the computer's ability to swallow up poor old Fox, as he tried in vain to escape it's evil game.
proof 2)
The MtvC uses a top-secret file system that allows for the unobsereved and unstoppable movement of code from one
proof 3)
The MtvC massive filesystem prevents it being backed up or re-started. Due to the awesome ammount of data involved, the MtvC cannot be backed up by current technology. The simple fact that when the idea to 'kill' the program came up, the project designer violently opposed, shows that there was no way, once 'killed' that the game could be re-created or destroyed. We are not talking about a simple machine processing data, no, we are dealing with an electronic 'magical' engine, that creates entire worlds in mere slivers of time. You just can't re-code something as complex as an entire universe.
proof 4)
The MtvC is immune to electrical dependencies that we all (with our primitive computers) must deal with on a daily basic. The MtvC could not be taken offline by disconnecting it from power, nor could it be removed from the offending network. This proof alone, should show all of those nay-sayers that the situation in last night's X-Files, was not only realistic, but if anything, a bold move on the part of Chris Carter and firends to educate the masses on the danger these new devices hold in store for the human race.
Don't be found un-aware when the Magical tv Computers begin their reign of terror. Contact your local govenments and urge them to force Chris Carter and friends into dis-closing the location of the MtvC from last night's episode. Only with perseverence and diligence, can we mere humans prevent the upcoming apocalypse of the Magical tv Computer.
Thank you for your time
Re:Pathetic (Score:2)
They fell into one of the holes in the plot.
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Re:Crappy episode - I totally agree. (Score:2)
Shades of Dilbert.
"Well, so far, all it does is erase the game on your hard drive...and if you're hooked up to the Internet, it erases all the copies of the game on the Internet...and if you have a modem, it dials up your friends and erases their games, too. And if you have a sound card, it swears at you."
Killobyte by Piers Anthony (Score:2)
The closest I know of in the real world to compare is when you are mudding, most of the time you have to escape from the dangerous place you are to get back to town and save so you don't lose all your stuff. This causes it to be a game where if you have a lot of yourself tied up in the game you will not want to log out even if it means missing classes and failing out of school (I've seen this happen).
Re:I am the Bishop of Battle... (Score:2)
See the "Bishop of Battle" sequence in Nightmares was the best because there was never any question that the Bishop had transformed from video game villain into supernatural real world villain. Essentially, a variation on the old "you sharpen the pencils, then the pencils sharpen you, " plots out of the old E.C. Horror comics. That's why it was cool, especially, because they didn't have video games back in the days of E.C. Horror comics. It was basically a genius machina story, like Christine, except about a video game...
Oh...um.. and this is on topic because that's how they should've done the X-Files episode, too... uh-huh... Yeah, that's the ticket..
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Re:"outlet for stress?" (Score:2)
Your studies, if there are any, are garbage anyway because you can't legally do controlled experiments about violence with human beings and not other studies are worth a tinker's damn.
Can Chris Carter do computers? (Score:2)
It doesn't seem so, his computer episodes on The X-Files (and, of course, Harsh Realm) just annoyed me. On the other hand, the computer themes on Millenium were normally handled well (computers were a huge part of the symbolism on Millenium).
I'll be honest, I decided to just drop this episode out of the whole X-Files continuum, because it just annoyed me so much. Oh, and it does not bode well for The Lone Gunmen spin-off. (Note to Chris Carter, hire a computer consultant, preferably one who is actually into computers.)
I also dislike the fact that Scully (our hard-headed rationalist) was the one who rattled off the whole "video games lead to real world violence" thesis and Mulder (our new-ager who'll believe any credible thesis, except mainstream religion, that you care to name) was the one to refute it. Of course, Scully is usually wrong about everything (on the X-Files, the irrational thing is usually the truth), so maybe that's a plus.
Hmm, Fox needs to sit Dana down in front of a Playstation with Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo, come back in a few hours and say, "Scully, we had a report of a giant buglike thing in Queens, NY" and Scully could reply, "Uh-huh," totally mesmerized. For those who find my game choice to be sexist, I chose it because it's the opposite of an FPS... and not just because its the one all the women I know like to play. I'm not sure why women like Tetris style games, anyway, is it because it is considered "ok" for them to like them or something else? It just seems to be a genuine phenomenon, so I'm curious as to the cause. Besides, the whole portrayal of FPSs on the show was sexist, against men and women. (I mean, considering that some women do enjoy playing Quake and Half-Life what does it say about them? If I were a female Quaker, I'd be pretty mad after watching that!)
Incidentally, I spent most of that Sunday playing Heroes III my first native Linux game (hooray!). It kind of annoyed me that the only way to start off with a Necropolis and an undead creature as your main guy is to get lucky in one of the random start scenarios. I mean we have the scenario where you fight Necrolord, but where's the scenario where you are Necrolord fighting off pesky humans? (I mean, I got a Necroplois as a starting city in a random game, but it isn't quite as cool as a balanced scenario where you are assigned to play an undead lord that isn't designed at random.. it's still fun though.) Oh well, off topic now....
Re:Not very realistic? (Score:2)
"Video games are real" was a tired old plot back in the mid 1980s. You can find editorials in writing magazines about this being a science fiction plot to avoid at all costs. Not too surprising that poppy mass media TV shows and movies are falling back on corny old plots, now is it?
Networks love to bash the competition. (Score:2)
Naw. As I see it, it was meant to bash the networks' competition for eyeball time - by spreading the meme that video games need to be suppressed. (It promotes that discussion only as a tool.) If they're lucky, they get government anti-videogame action going. If not, at least it gets a lot of parents to restrict their kids' video-gaming and switches their eyeball time to TV.
It also gives them a scapegoat when the censors come after them for the violence on their shows. "You think WE're violent? Look at Slasher Deathmath VII!". (Meanwhile they get to do an ultra-violent episode themselves and call it socially responsible.)
They've done lots of stuff like this in the past: Alleged entertainment that makes villans or monsters of home computer users, the web, role-playing games, and even cable channel broadcasters. (I recall one cop show, for instance, where the murderer was a cable-channel operator, as part of a scheme to get access to a cable system.)
You'll also see a lot of it in network news: Computer programmers are evil "hackers" (always misused to discredit the experts), tearing down the business infrastructure and compromising national security. Computer games turn children into violent criminals and mass murderers. The web is full of skinheads, revolutionaries, cults, and child molesters. And so on.
It's interesting to see that they're STILL up to their old tricks.
Re:Cheese-O-Rama from ... (Score:2)
The first real holodeck-gone-wrong story for me was the film "Westworld." Everything else ever done in the Star Trek series was just a rehash of this same film, including yesterday's horrid X-Files episode. And who knows, perhaps it wasn't even original in "Westworld" either...
Cheers
Francois Kupo
Old School SciFi meets Cynical Youth (Score:2)
That era is over and has been, for the public anyway, since PCs have gotten cheap enough to be in your house and your last 4 boxes are in some landfill awaiting the fifth. I think scifi reached the saturation point with Tron. "Yes its nice and all but this is getting too fake even for movie standards," echoed through more minds than ever.
Now we have the same producers and writers fondly regurgitating 'mad scientist' stories except atom rays have been replaced with VR hoping it'll be exciting as Superman pounding Lex Luther. It isn't, and probably will never go away, on television that is. This is a medium where the sitcom formula was perfected 30 years ago (set up line then punch line over and over) and every year theres 20 new sitcoms begging for your attention.
Yeah X-Files isn't exactly a sitcom but it is network TV, which occasionally shows us its graying hair.
The "Kill Switch" (Score:2)
-Tim
Not very realistic, but dig the chicks (Score:2)
The FPS Episode demonstrated that the X-Files simply is losing sight of its true audience. Those of us that have been loyal to the X-files since its inception know that the show is simply trying to grab ratings now. It has obviously been corrupted. But, considering it is a FOX show, we should all be grateful that it hasn't been corrupted too much be the greedy 'Who wants to marry a multi-millionaire' 'when cars attack (I hope im not the only one guilty of watching that)' bastards in the front offices at Fox. I, for one, was just happy to watch Scully whoop the hot, cowboy chick's ass with a wicked machine gun. Plus, there was the decapitation, the broadsword, and the chance to see the Lone Gunmen again.
Granted, the X-Files is nowhere near what it used to be ( see the cheesy COPS episode ), but we should all be grateful that it hasn't been screwed up THAT badly. Plus, Scully is a definite hotty ;P
Does anyone know if there is any truth to the rumor of a Lone Gunmen series? I am really curious...
=====Remember, a truly wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn.
Killing the game destroys the program... (Score:2)
I also like the bit about how killing the program would destroy the game, or how they couldn't shell out to kill -9 the game process... I guess Chris hasn't discovered the joys of source code... :)
Too unrealistic to have a good plot! (Score:2)
It's one thing to take poetic liberties with reality in order to have a good plot... but this x-files episode was just goofy, as if nobody really did much research into video gaming (namely FPS games).
Now there were specific instances that I'm sure made all the
For one, the actual videogame that the show featured was just lame and the technology behind it didn't even make sense, it was just thrown out there for viewers to accept. Was it all holographic, or were they plugged into a Matrix-style world where all the images were projected into their minds while they physically walked around? If the game was about to ship everywhere, do customers have to buy a big concrete room with holographic projectors in order to run it? And by the way, did Mulder really say "Can you texture-wrap it" in reference to the wireframe model?
Now about the game itself (and this is just a rant) but it seems like the last video game the writers ever played was one of those police-shooter type games in the arcade, because that's what the FPS game looked like. Boring. They definitely missed the boat as far as figuring out what the hardcore game players are actually doing. The fact that what's-her-name created the "Goddess" character for herself may have had some influence from the RPG/MUD sector... or just a cheesy coincidence.
However, I think Mulder did get it right as far as saying that violent games are an outlet for the primal anger that is being more and more constrained in a civilized society. In other words, games such as the X-files FPS(or real-life games) don't cause real-life violence, but serve to relieve the pressure that would otherwise cause it, which is the view already expressed countless times by members of the gaming community.
Man, this episode could've been for US, it's a shame it had to turn out like it did. At least Scully gave in at the end and kicked some ass.
The Chick (Score:2)
Not very realistic? (Score:2)
Re:Cheese-O-Rama from ... (Score:2)
As recent as the last episode of Voyager we had one of those little dealies. Now we don't have any pretence. Janeway decides it's better to keep the holideck people than her own crew. Judging from the last 2 main characters in ST:DS9 and ST:VOY (Sisko, and Janeway respectively) I wouldn't want to be in the same sector as either of them.
I've hit the ground in a dream... (Score:2)
Re:Not very realistic? (Score:2)
Hee Hee (Score:2)
What I was thinking was, "Damn, I hate it when I'm sitting there trying to gun down the psychotic AI in the VR world and the fucking OS is hourglassing on me. That's the problem with those primative single queue non-preemptive (or single queue preemptive like OS/2) OSes. If they'd used UNIX they could have just kill -9'ed the AI entity's process but they probably couldn't find the right 3D drivers for their VR World. Damn proprietary Virtual 3D worlds..."
Greyfox went... (Score:2)
"Mulder wants a _PRINT OUT_ (Giggle!)"
Re:Not very realistic? (Score:2)
Esperandi
It has already been done. (Score:2)
Esperandi
Hologram? (Score:2)
Maybe I missed a line or something in the show, I woul just thought the mock up of the scene was so they didn't have to stand in those dorky VR rings like we have now, this way when they ran or jumped they really ran and really jumped, making it more realistic on the physical side...
Esperandi
If they made a game like this, I might even freaking work out... that'd be scary. We must stop these games. Screw the violence in society angle, think of the EXCERCISE this will introduce into our culture! Buff geeks! I think that's sorta like hell freezing over.
Worst X-Files ever (Score:2)
At least this one had some really nice ass shots.
Esperandi
Re:Stupid. (Score:2)
Esperandi
Re:Straffe, damn you! (Score:2)
And anyone who thinks paintball is for crazy Vietnam vets or militiamen is missing out on an absolute BLAST of a time!
Esperandi
Wipers suck.
Re:Actually... (Score:2)
Esperandi
Was expecting that scenario or something very "Waiting to exhale"-ish...
Oh wait, I had a question... did Gibson assist on this X-Files episode? I hope not... of so, he shoulda left it on that self-aware killer trailer, THAT was a cool episode (just sit around and consider how much a computer could do if it was self-aware along these lines. Maybe not take over an orbiting missile launcher, but it could order all kinds of crap over the net, make the money to pay for it by launching a web design firm, etc... interesting conversation fodder that first Gibson-assisted X-Files was)
Re:Not very realistic? (Score:2)
Esperandi
Re:"outlet for stress?" (Score:2)
Most people that get shot in the face die from their neck breaking, not the obliteration of their brain. That's a little fact most people don't know and don't think enough about the real side of gunfire to realize... If you know anything about guns, you usually laugh at violent movies and games because the guns just aren't used correctly. When you "cock" a shotgun, it ejects a shell, yet on many movies you see people cock the shotgun multiple times before firing.
I almost wet my pants watching an old episode of the X-Files when Scully goes to Mulders apartment where someone shot at her (the one where Mulder has his aprtments water spiked with LSD) and pulls out of the wall not a slug, but a CASING! A *CASING*... the thing that gets ejected onto the ground or stays in the gun (if its a revolver). It would not be stuck in a wall.
Just remember, there are no mazes with cheese at the end in nature, running rats through them proves nothing.
Comparing people who type with people who fire real firearms is not valid either.
Esperandi
Re:Not very realistic? (Score:2)
Re:What 'bout Blade Runner? (Score:2)
I guess when "BladeRunner" originally came out, Gibson was immediately intrigued, but refused to see it. When he finally broke down and went, it drove him nuts to watch the film because it was EXACTLY the thing that he wished he'd done-- like as though Dick/Scott had mined the ideas and images directly from his brain.
Karl Jung would have said that this was a synchronicity and claimed that the situation was just more evidence to support the existence of a mass subconscious. Guess that just goes to show what an asshole Jung was.
Re:Not very realistic? (Score:2)
Apparently, the Lone Gunmen are very well respected in their field (however broad that may be), and it's nice that they at least (for once) showed that the Lone Gunmen actually do generate some form of revenue. I hate loose ends like that, characters that don't appear to be anything other than pawns for the main characters to rely upon.
Still though, the episode did kinda suck, despite William Gibson and the Lone Gunmen's involvement. I remember when an episode that featured the Gunmen was a good episode for me.
Re:Not very realistic? (Score:2)
*mulder fires off clip at badass chick with no effect
Crow - "Damn! Should have switched to the rail gun!"
Tom Servo - "Who would think to take a clan named 'crack whores' seriously?"
*dude is blasted by chick with pistol*
Crow - "ahhh! I knew I should have stuck with Legend of the Red Dragon!"
We're considering finding a copy of the episode, hooking up a snappy and adding captions ala the matrix parody. [detonate.net]
-Spazimodo
Fsck the millennium, we want it now.
Tom Maddox (co-writer) Interview (Score:2)
I haven't seen this posted yet, so sorry if it's redundant.
Daily Radar [dailyradar.com] has an interview [dailyradar.com] with Tom Maddox, who co-wrote the FPS episode with William Gibson.
It's a good interview. Interesting to read his perspective on what he wrote.------
Re:Stupid. (Score:2)
for a start look at that apalling film "hackers" from the mid-ninties. And that ripped off the images from legions of dodgy 80s and 90s films and TV shows.
What 'bout Blade Runner? (Score:2)
As for the X-Files last night; I didn't watch it and haven't watched the show much this season. Those guys need to move back to Vancouver, LA is killing that show. I watched Ghost In The Shell instead; now that's a cyberpunk flick!
-=RR=-
Not crappy, just really technically flawed. (Score:2)
Granted, everything in the episode that had to do with anything technical was utter garbage. (But it was kinda nifty to find out that Mulder was a gamer.) I mean, there are obvious flaws...operating on the hard drive to perform a reset...and the hard drive not having a data cable connected to it...and the one line "cheat code" to completely wipe all his work from all his systems. You, know, industry standard stuff like that? I'm sure if you hit "Shift+Alt+AncestorCode" Win 95/98 will just delete themselves. The model of the chick...that was horrid rendering...I was also kinda disspointed in the actual woman...nice body...needed a better face, though. And the chick coder working on her own seperate game...by herself, on one machine. (How exactly was it a "house of testosterone...with one guy, and one girl working there? Did the testosterone just beat the shit out of the estrogen?) However, there were moments where I was just laughing my ass off.
I personally nearly died laughing every time the Lone Gunmen would go over to monitor someone and they would yell out "Bloodthirst is Unquenchable!" or they'd just start going off about a player, "It's because he knows no fear." The fat kid not being able to keep up, and getting wasted was hilarious. I also really liked the Thresh figure getting mauled. (He looked totally gay with the arms and guns crossed, though.) The idea of getting shot in a first person shooter and having 12 volts run through your body not letting you get back up seemed a bit extreme...I don't think I'd pay for that experience, personally.
I don't know if it was supposed to spark discussion about videogame violence and related topics...it really waffled on that issue. For me, it fell far, far by the wayside.
However, I personally expected a lot more from the X-File guys in the way of research, though. Usually, they do lots of research into the technical aspects of the show, so that when Mulder talks, he doesn't sound like a moron. However, this episode was sadly not that way. Nobody did any more than a lick of research. You figure they'd talk to some of the guys that were doing the rendering to ask about computer stuff so they didn't get reamed by the internet people...who I figure probably make up 75-80% of their viewership now. I was thoroughly let down, but I'd be lying if I told you that that was a waste of an hour. I was definitely entertained, about as much as I was during the "COPS" epsiode last week.
Re:Recent X-Files Episodes (Score:2)
"With all of these death threats going around, you weren't afraid?"
"I've been playing role playing games for 20 years now, so I know a thing or two about courage."
The Lone Gunmen in Las Vegas episode was cool. So was the COPS one, and last week's episode was pretty damn funny too. The mark of a good show is that it can make episodes like that and then return back to its original form.
"It was all I could do, as a woman!". :PPPPPP (Score:2)
Re:Had to love the chick in the leather outfit... (Score:2)
Women programmers can fall prey to stereotypes just as much as men. And this woman wanted the character to be everything she wasn't. Furthermore, if I were to program something to hurt men, I'd probably make her look like something that would stun them into the drool zone long enough to pull out a gun, just like she did.
This discussion [womengamers.com] in particular is broadened at womengamers.com [womengamers.com], for anyone who is interested.
-- Kimberly "I like breasts too, but they're a pain in combat!" Chapman
Re:Had to love the chick in the leather outfit... (Score:2)
The episode had some funny lines, but as a whole, really died as a story. Especially with the generic "Oh my God, Mulder is trapped in the cyber-world" theme that seems to be visited in any mediocre virtual reality story...quick, Lassie...I mean, Scully, go strap on your Laser-Tag gear and save him. Whatever.
And the programmer girl was a disturbing stereotype. "I'm a lonely coder with no self-esteem, so I'll create my idea of a perfect woman because I'm so ugly and worthless...I just need a G-string, broadsword, and some Tekken 3 moves. Done!" Just because she's a female in a male dominated world doesn't mean she has to have little-to-no self-esteem and believe the perfect woman is a gun-wielding supermodel.
Part of me wants to expect better...but then again, the writer probably saw The Matrix and decided it would be kewl to do an X-Files episode like that. Sigh.
id software offers W.Gibson a job!! (Score:2)
Greame Devine of id software posted his opinions on last nights X-Files episode. check it out at blue's finger [bluesnews.com]
but just in case, here is the text:
flip - out
The outfits (Score:2)
Re:Not very realistic? (Score:2)
>(letting the "real you" live when your Matrix persona had died made no sense, and you could always be recycled for food for the rest of your fellow batter-- humans).
Right! Except when Neo was first 'unplugged' from the Matrix by a roving robot/attendant, the Matrix didn't kill him first before flushing him down the toilet. I always assumed that the 'red pill' that caused an interruption in the 'input/output carrier' made the Matrix assume that the battery had gone dead and that's why the robot disconnected him and opened the drain in his pod. This would effectively kill the battery if it weren't already dead and if Morpheus wasn't waiting to scoop him up. Always thought that scene would have been way cooler with a bunch of floating corpses in the water and Neo bobbing around among them waiting for the ship to pick him out.
I have to agree with the prior post, the "your mind _makes_ it real" explanation is crap. Something along the lines of "while you are connected to the Matrix, your respiration and circulation are under the control of the Matrix. If the Matrix thinks you are dead, you _are_ dead."
scully in leather yet still a lousy episode (Score:2)
I like ... (Score:3)
I have never thought that our current technology, nor the budgets used for first-time movies or TV shows could ever meet Gibson's desire. Sometimes I feel that Gibson's flash in Johnny Mnemonic and his X-Files writing escepades have been a horrible product of a lack of translation between what's in Gibson's head and what people hear coming out of his mouth. So when I watched last night, I really expected cheese out the yin-yang. I was not disappointed. So I try to look past that and try to see what the real meat of the episode was.
I think Moulder and Scully are two different people with very different attitudes about what is a game, and what is real. To Scully, picking up a gun and shooting people is a real thing. It can never be a game. It's too attached to reprecusions. Moulder, on the other hand, can detatch from those consequences for a game and enjoy the sheer simple act of blowing up stuff. I don't normally devide the world into two groups, but most people (I think) fall into one or the other. Once you understand what's going on by experiencing both, you start to realize neither party is WRONG, but experiencing the same thing generates diffrent emotions and feelings about what is being done. That's what I saw last night. Maybe it was wrong, who cares.
Until Gibson posts or something and tells us all what was going on, I really think some of it was good old living vicariously through your technology. Nothing more, nothing less.
Enough rambling from me.
Bad Mojo
Re:FPS (Score:3)
Bad Mojo
Re:"It was all I could do, as a woman!". :PPPPPP (Score:3)
I watched last night's episode with my wife and two friends. As soon as blubbering geek-girl uttered the line which you quoted, she rolled her eyes. "This show is offensive," she said, and I had to agree with her.
It's not that I mind leering at a voluptous woman from the comfort of my living room, but I do mind when the only characters on a show are either oversexed boy-men (any male character in the show), oversexualized prostitutes (the Basic Instinct wanna-be questioned by the police), or women who can only deal with sexual energy by sublimation into code (geek girl) or violence (Scully, 'round about the end of the show).
Usually, I give less than half a rat's ass about sexism on TV (it's easy when you start with the assumption that it's all crap anyway), but that was bad. Like, Cleopatra 2525 [cleopatra-2525.com] bad.
In closing, however, I'll give in to some of my own testosterone-fuled urges. To wit: god damn, I don't think I've ever seen anyone whose legs went up as high as that.
DEFCON != DOD conference (Score:3)
Not the point for me... (Score:3)
Just my $0.42 or so.
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Tim Wilde
Gimme 42 daemons!
"outlet for stress?" (Score:3)
Re:Not very realistic? (Score:3)
Actually, this was one of the beautiful parts of the Matrix. Morpheus stated "the body cannot live without the mind" which, is, in essence true - it's not a depiction of VR killing you, it's saying if you kill your mind, you kill yourself.
Neo found out slightly differently. I still don't think Neo was "the chosen one" per say, but the first to realize that yes, the body can't live without the mind, but that doesn't mean the Matrix can kill the mind.
Neo was shot, he was killed, he flatlined. But he lived. That's the mind triumphing over VR.
So I think it's inaccurate to quote the Matrix as a similar source. It actually moved beyond that.
Just my .02. .sig: File not found.
Jezzie
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Re:What I Learned... (Score:3)
"Hmm, well we've only got a few grand left. Should we get some type of back-up or go with the retinal scanners?"
[group chorus] "RETINAL SCANNERS!"
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Re:Not very realistic? (Score:3)
This is true, but have you actually died in a dream? I havent, I always wake up just before I do. Perhaps if you do indeed die inside of a dream you die in real life, but if its true it can't be proven...
-- iCEBaLM
Re:Stupid. (Score:3)
Oh, so you never saw Tron?
Re:Cheese-O-Rama from ... (Score:3)
And yes... I find that statement scarry. I tend to suspect the holodeck is the writer's biggest copout right behind solving the current deleamma with tachyon particles/field.
Re:William Gibson (Score:3)
He's never been one to let reality get in the way of his version of cyberspace.
I really like William Gibson, but it's hard not to cringe at some of the unrealistic footage.
One thing about William Gibson (and something that made him a very popular sci-fi writer) was that he didn't know anything about computers when he wrote Neuromancer, so he didn't recognize any limitations. Which was fine for a world "set sometime in a cyberpunk future", but is less fine for a "here and now" X-Files episode.
He should know more about "modern day" computers and their limitations before he starts to write a "modern day" television episode about computers.
Re:Not very realistic? (Score:3)
Hey, it's possible! The other day the MS Office Assistant Paperclip jumped into the game of Quake III I was playing, and totally wasted me.
Gibson wrote it (Score:3)
Seriously though, I found out about this early last week, as Xybernaut [xybernaut.com] announced in a press release that X-Files would be showing off their equipment. Unfortunately, they were really nothing more than props (the head-mounted displays), and really didn't add anything to the show.
If XYBR really wanted to show off their stuff, they should make a Snow Crash movie.
Getting back to the violence bit, that's a hard question to answer. Women are not *as interested* in FPS, or shooters of any kind (well, my wife likes Area 51..). Then again, there are definate differences between the female and male minds. So it's hard to say that it's a testosterone thing, or men need to get out their agression lest they take it out in another way. Unfortunately, I think it would have to take a lot of research to find the links. And research means there'll be data, and data will be skewed by whoever reads it.
Is there more violence in the US? Probably. Is violence increased as a percentage of the population? I don't know. Is said violence a result of watching too much South Park/3 Stooges/Baywatch? Could be.
Real life? (Score:3)
My gf asked if thats what I do at work all day, in a serious tone...
"Yes, dear... very similar."
It's easier then explaining.
In defense of the episode. (Score:4)
Yes, the episode had difficulties, most of which everyone else has covered. But I'd like to answer some of them; to the question of why didn't they use actual game graphics? Well, think about it. It's probably a lot cheaper and faster to hire an actor and say "move like this, say these lines" than to actually go through and render the exact sequences the script and director call for.
Someone else brought up the seeming lack of an AI in the game. I have to agree that this was the case for Level II. The game's level 1, however, reminded me a lot of the opening level from Duke Nukem 3D, and I thought that was good. It also seemed like it had a lot more potential for AI involvement than the second level, which was, essentially, a duck hunt or Carnival style shooter and that's it.
Someone else asked how they planned to ship the game. At one point one of the lone gunmen said it was being sent to "50 malls next week." that gave me the impression that it was going to be set up like the lazer tag places and virtual reality arcades that are in existence now; it wouldn't be sent to homes but would be an amusement desitination.
Ignoring all the implausibilities, I thought the episode was just fun, darn it. We all know mulder's a geek, and to see him go in to the game in his groovy techno armor was cool. It reminded me of how I felt playing Doom II over a network for the first time around '94. And I think that's what the episode meant to do, besides bringing up the issues of game violence, sexism, etc, I think it just wanted to create the same feelings that arise among players of First person shooters, perhaps providing a bit of a glimpse into a culture that non players might not know exists.
And while I'm asking for it, I thought that the COPS style episode last week was really cool too. And before I get skewered let me remind you of Pohl's law... Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
-Wombat
Because. Syntax Error in line 10. Core dumped. Please bugger off.
What I Learned... (Score:4)
The best reason to have an IPO is so that you can afford a $300 backup solution. Or a CVS repository. Or a hard drive to go along with your ramdisk, so that if the power accidentally goes out, you don't lose all of your work.
Gosh, you'd think William Gibson wrote "Neuromancer" on a typewriter or something.
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Re:Not very realistic? (Score:5)
The Matrix did it, X-Files did it last night, The Thirteenth Floor (avoid this movie), did it too. The Matrix explained it as "the body cannot live without the mind" as I recall.
I'm getting really tired of this theme, which I understand must be used to actually induce some drama into these worlds, since most people probably wouldn't care about a virtual game or world, if there were very little consequences in the real world for whatever transpired "virtually."
But come on already, enough is enough! Can anyone point me to any study or theory that says Virtual Reality deaths may cause you to die? I doubt it.
Think of dreaming, we've all experienced dreams that seemed very very real to us, more real than any virtual experience is, or probably will be for the next 50 years. Do we have otherwise healthy people dying in their sleep due to violent dreams? Hell no! I've been chased by dinosaurs at least 5 times, and I've yet to wake up clawed, gnawed, and bleeding.
So, my challenge, to all would-be and current sci-fi writers is this: invent a way to make us actually care about what happens virtually with a better plot device than psycho-babble about the mind manifesting injuries and death upon the body.
I'm finished ranting now, so I will return you all to your regularly scheduled trolls.
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Straffe, damn you! (Score:5)
The opening scene within the game seemed right. You could almost feel the tension and adrenaline gripping the players as they get ready to go. They bounce back and forth.
Chomp at the bit.
Buzzer. Gate. Violence unleashed...
And all the players run to the same bunker. "Newbie cluster!" my wife yells. She doesn't play FPS games. But she does play paintball. In either case, it makes everyone one big massive target. I suppose it also makes it easier to get the camera angles right. Better make the scene quick.
The next thing we prove is that Hollywood can not produce a bad guy who can aim. Even if they program them. Our 3 players in the opening scene run forth into a gauntlet of machine-gun toating bad guys who have the advantage of cover, angle, and height. Our heros' guns blaze and take out Bad Guys left and right. Granted, one of the players gets hit. He probably shot himself.
Savor this moment. Other than the shapely Laura-in-leather killer AI, this is the end of the action within the FPS environment.
The rest of the "action" scenes involve our heros standing still and wiggling around a bit as they squeeze a trigger. "Wow! Look at her go!" admires an onlooker as Scully mows down the bad guys. Yea. She's skillfull with that trigger squeeze.
I find myself yelling "Straffe, damn you! Straffe!"
Once again, I suspect its so much easier to shoot a scene involving a solitary figure waving a gun around. Interject a bit of reality, and the majority tail end of the scene is our hero's gibs.
I suppose its silly of me to complain. I should be happy with what they seem to think is action. Next thing you know, I'll be demanding something that can be identified as a story-line and plot.
None of it was found in this XFiles episode.
Stupid. (Score:5)
Post-apocalyptic 'industrial' scenery - check.
Misused techy buzz words - check.
Overuse of leather and plastic costumes - check.
Life and death struggle inside a computer - check.
Goofy sunglasses - check.
Yep, sounds like a typical portrayal of a 'cyber' world to me. I was a nice try the first time... when it was called The Matrix.
I did, however, enjoy the part where the game reverted back to a DOS prompt - no wonder things went wrong.
-SG