Speed Racer's Mach 5 Becomes Reality 49
Yodel_Spoogenshortz writes: "This may actually be old news but I haven't seen it on Slashdot before. A while back the Child Safety Network partnered up with Focus on Cars to produce an actual working version of Speed Racer's Mach 5. There are articles here, here and here and an actual photo from the 34th Annual SEMA Aftermarket Show car show in Las Vegas here. If you have a spare $200,000 lying around you could get one of your own."
specs (Score:1)
Racer X (Score:1)
Every episode scores of people blew up crashing into walls, or falling off cliffs.
Their was a money and a little kid who lived in the trunk of the car and were obviously heavily medicated.
This was some far out shit, but I can't believe that are going to use it to educated.
Re:specs (Score:1)
With jacks? (Score:1)
Driving Safety (Score:1)
I can imagine a car that has so obvious connections with being driven dangerously (with the possible exception of the bat mobile). Then again that might be the point.
-dp
Yes, but does it have all the Mach 5's features? (Score:2)
And does the trunk have room for an overweight annoying kid and his pet monkey?
It's all about the features, ladies and gentlemen.
*NOTE (Score:2)
Unless of course you provide your own.
And the Mach 5 is safe-looking??? (Score:4)
This cracks me up. Recall the the Mach 5 if you will, with its three projectile-looking front missles, difficult to see headlights, lack of roof, and other entirely unsafe, and un-roadworthy characteristics.
I don't know about you, but I certainly don't want to send my children this mixed message at the local safety meeting where the car is appearing:
"This Mach 5 promotes safety son."
"But daddy, it's a fiberglass kit that couldn't pass any collision test in the world. It has no reinforced frame, airbags, or other 20th century safety requirements."
"Ah...(pause)...(silence)...Uh...whatta ya say we get some ice cream son?"
Real-world design (Score:3)
Kinda reminds me of Airwolf. Y'all remember how it's basically a Bell 222 chopper with a major body job? Somewhere (some AW fan site, forgot URL) is mentioned that the modifications actually improved the flight characteristics of the aircraft. Which is really neat, when you consider the thing probably wasn't designed by an engineer . . .
Re:And the Mach 5 is safe-looking??? (Score:1)
This cracks me up. Recall the the Mach 5 if you will, with its three projectile-looking front missles, difficult to see headlights, lack of roof, and other entirely unsafe, and un-roadworthy characteristics.
It seems an odd way to promote road saftey. I mean, heck, if you want to promote road safety with fast cars, why not just use F1 or Indy cars - hell, at least their drivers can survive 250 km/h + crashes.
Nutty mods (Score:1)
Is it just me, or are some of the mods in the car show just plain nuts? Putting a low-rider set on a Landcruiser? WTF? And that kit to make an MX-5 look like a Ferrari makes it look more like an E-type. No bad thing, but it seems to have failed in its objective.
Mach 5 security hole: Ninjas. (Score:5)
Its becoming a reality.... (Score:1)
Is it going to get to the stage where i shouldnt be shocked if i'm driving along and suddenly i'm cut off by the mystery mobile?
or should i be worried when a strange police car with the words 'inspector gadget' double parks me in when i'm going in for some coffee at starbucks?
Well... (Score:2)
First, I didn't see anything to indicate that it comes with a robotic homing pigeon (essential if you don't have a cellphone, as it can carry messages recorded on small reels of tape)
Second, the Mach 5 is just not going to go over well in today's age of SUVs. What they ought to have done is to build a replica of the Mammoth Car - the one that was something like 200 yards long. Oh, it's hell to park, much less back up, but when you've got to smuggle gold by driving a car MADE out of it, it's definately the way to go. Good for groceries, and taking your kids to soccer games too.
(Danger's one thing that Speed's not afraid of!)
Ferrari Dino (Score:1)
Is this safe? (Score:2)
Don't go, Speed Racer, don't go!
Yu Suzuki
Re:Ferrari Dino (Score:1)
Yeah, but my first thought was still, "whoa, E-Type clone." It wasn't until I read the caption that I started scratching my head for possile Ferrari models it resembled.
Perhaps they're assuming the Ferrari will come to mind in the states more than the Jag. In any case, I can't see the point in kitting out an MX-5 to look like somehing else; it's IMO a classic in its own right.
must.. do.. the obvious... (Score:2)
I AM YOUR BROTHER, SPEED!
I mean, for god's sake, wasn't it ridiculously obvious? Are you some kind of freaking idiot, Speed? Jesus Christ, get a clue!
okay okay, i realize i am disgustingly wasting a golden opportunity. here i am, with the fortunate user name "Racer X", and the best i can think up is the predicable tripe above. blast! leave me alone, its 6 am..
I've actually made jacks like that (Score:2)
Of course, the tires had to be reinflated afterwards, and I could never get more than six inches off the ground, but I actually jumped over a fence in the neighbors' yard once. Boy, did that ever scare their dog. Ah, yes, those were the days...
And, before you ask, no, I did not have the little kid and/or a monkey in the trunk.
Yu Suzuki
Oops! (Score:1)
Yu Suzuki
I'd rather have a GRX! (Score:1)
Re:I've actually made jacks like that (Score:1)
Useless trivia (Score:1)
Yes, another useless piece of information that won't even get you a peg in Trivial Puruit
I'll shut up and go back to spray painting my wombat...
Re:I like a mystery ... (Score:1)
you're the kind that whine about useless things and always blame it on minorities...
"oh i can't get a job because of a black person"
noooo... you cant get a job because you cant spell it!
More Pics, Info... (Score:2)
Also, if you click on the Gallery button, there are a couple more pictures.
Enjoy
Sure there's the Mach 5.... (Score:1)
"This time we'll not only defeat Speed Racer, but we'll destroy him as well!"
SUVs?...phft! (Score:1)
Re:Useless trivia (Score:1)
Ummm, I don't think you realize what's going on... (Score:1)
Re:Is this safe? (Score:1)
Imagine the windburn on Trixie's face as Speed goes down the highway at Mach 5!!
The fact is, the vehicle was named Mach 5 (like the razor named Mach 3). This does not imply the vehicle travelled at mach 5 nor that I can shave at Mach 3.
Re:Nutty mods (Score:1)
There were a few other Ferrari models of similar designs. Thanks to the V-12 engines, these things really kicked butt. They get great reactions from people who think it's just another Jag.
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Been there, done that (Score:1)
http://www.geocities.com/zonegray/mach 5.html [geocities.com]
Let's see how sharp-eyed y'all are./p
Ahhh. Imaginary cars... (Score:2)
Take an older Celica, 1980's maybe, and refit it. Or take a Mitsubishi mini-van.
Of course it would also be fun to see a gallery of real BatMobiles too.
Then there are the classic cars; KITT and the General Lee, the A-Team chevyVan, etc.
Ah, nostalgia
-AS
Re:Ahhh. Imaginary cars... (Score:1)
Of course it would also be fun to see a gallery of real BatMobiles too.
You can right here [yahoo.com]!
The second 2 links concentrate on the Real Deal as well as some impressive repros.
Mach 5 is safe. (Score:3)
The Mach 5 can:
chevy Tandem 2000 (Score:1)
Did you check that thing out??
Damn thats slick!
And made by an american car company....amazing...
Stupid Mach 5 Tricks (Score:1)
It would probably be best for the replica to be cane-resistant as well, in case someone like the Car Hater shows up on his horse and tries to smack the hood with his walking stick...
Oh, Never Mind... (Score:1)
But if had trouble with some of the other stuff, they could'a called Pops, who was profiles in one of the car mags in '96...
Re:Sure there's the Mach 5.... (Score:1)
Rocket Car Link (Score:1)
http://www.cardhouse.com/rocketcar/R OCKIT.HTML [cardhouse.com]
It's a pretty cool story.... I want some JATO engines...
Observe, reason, and experiment.
Re:Mach 5 security hole: Ninjas. (Score:1)
There's a good reason for bias. I rarely see any AC comments that have decent content in them. Why else would someone post anonymously? They don't want people figuring out who they are and chewing them out for saying stupid stuff.
Honestly, even with all the privacy issues and stuff like that, I lose respect for anyone who finds it necessary to post anonymously on a forum like this.
Lessening the /. effect and car shows (Score:2)
Sure car customization looks cool, but its still ancient polluting technology. Show me a Mach5 that runs on anything other than unleaded and maybe I'd donate something to their charity. Sounds like some guys wanted to build a Mach 5, didn't have the cash, and managed to get some money under the guise of family auto safety.
If this helps people drive safer all the better, but at shows that are full of tricked out 500+ horsepower cars I don't exactly see safety as a priority. Whats going to affect people more a brochure from a guy in a Speed Racer custome hands out or the long line to the 1,000 lbs car with the V12 engine where grown men drool over chrome and fiberglass?
Maybe I'm taking this too seriously, but this fiberglass death-trap selling safety to a bunch of hot-rodders is just to hypocritical to leave alone.
Wizard Magazine ran a blurb on this (Score:1)
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Zardoz has spoken!
Re:Been there, done that (Score:1)
It IS a model car, though. Shot with a pinhole lens. Those things in front are saw blades.
Re:I had sex :> (Score:1)
Some of us have it regularly.
Re:I've actually made jacks like that (Score:1)
For the DYI'ers (Score:1)
(disclaimer-this passage in the text worries me, maybe why I haven't made my GF's geo into a DeLorean yet;-))
"But despite the strength-to-weight advantage of newer materials, nothing matches the original polyester-resin/glass-cloth/urethane-foam composite for quickly producing a tough, lightweight product at rock-bottom costs."
Re:I've actually made jacks like that (Score:1)
Re:And the Mach 5 is safe-looking??? (Score:1)
Die, Ralph Nader. Die.
I wish I had a nickel for every time someone said "Information wants to be free".