Slashdot Prepares for a Server Move 94
At about 10pm Eastern Time tonight, the overworked and mentally deranged Slashdot crew will make the transition from our current overburdened setup to our brand spanking new hardware over at Exodus. It'll take a few minutes for us to dump the existing data over there, and a second story will announce when this actually occurs, but at that moment, any comments posted here will be lost. We've tested the new metal pretty extensively, but none of us are planning on sleeping much. Bug reports can go to CowboyNeal (who plans to not sleep until friday anyway ;) Don't say we didn't warn ya ;) Update: 05/09 09:48 by CN : You can also post bugs at our SourceForge bugs page so that you can see what's already been filed, and make the transition that much smoother.
Hooray!! (Score:2)
Now if we could just convince Slashdot to get a real database (such as Oracle), we would be stylin'.
Note to Slashdot: Not to rag on MySQL, but you guys have grown way beyond it. You can afford a high-level database. Please consider using the right tool for the job. If an Open Source alternative comes down the pike that could handle the load, then change it. But in the meantime, please admit to yourselves that you need to switch. The lack of row-level locking is going to continue to bite you guys in the butt.
Maybe you could even keep older data online and wouldn't have to keep flushing it! [I assume that's done because of the performance limitations of MySQL].
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Re:Box specs? (Score:1)
Re:Good luck with your move! (Score:1)
Re:9:48? (Score:2)
Re:Box specs? (Score:5)
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Re:Exodus? Did you have a choice? (Score:1)
Re:Good luck! (Score:1)
hahahahahahahahahahahaha (Score:1)
The problem is, it took almost a week and a half for the DNS to propagate after we moved, and our sites were unavailable for that period of time. We're really worried about how much downtime we'll have if we try to move again, but we're gonna have to risk it at some point.
Here's hoping you get better service than we do.
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Peace,
Lord Omlette
AOL IM: jeanlucpikachu
Re:Exodus? Did you have a choice? (Score:1)
cat /dev/pizza /dev/coffee > /. (Score:2)
Also, it'd be interesting after you're done to get your opinions on the experience - hosting centers are a major part of the Internet these days.
Maybe this with pull EXDS out of it's stock slump. (Score:1)
Talk about a bad read.. (Score:2)
-shiver- That's a creepy idea.
BTW - does this mean that all us +1 bonus users can spam without worrying about our Karma? >:-P
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Evan
uh-uh (Score:1)
boxen (Score:1)
Good luck with your move! (Score:1)
Re:AIX??? (Score:1)
Yippee! (Score:1)
Re:Troll pie! (Score:1)
Hmmm; not up to TrollMastah standards, but a good try nevertheless.
Trollmastah: You are missed.
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Re:what kind of hardware? (Score:2)
Errm, IIRC it's four quad Xeons and a couple of dedicated DB servers. I can't be sure of any more details though.
Re:Beware... (Score:2)
Now that you went and fucked it up, what the hell am I going to do with a pony of Guinness and five sixers of Bass? Not to mention the case of Harp!!!
CmdrTaco Is A Big Doofus! (Score:2)
Right?
;)
Re:Server (Score:1)
So, does this move mean that beta.slashdot.org will go away? That was rather interesting at times. It was a bit more liberal than the regular Slashdot. I know, hard to believe. Check it out!
Bye-bye beta.slashdot.org! We'll miss you!
Yup! (Score:1)
Re:The Trolls are ready (Score:1)
Be careful not to truncate messages (Score:2)
...................
Ask Natalie Portman (Score:1)
Re:Exodus sucks! (Score:1)
I run an ISP and Qwest is notorious for having a dicked up network. I was getting lots of spam from some node on their network a few months ago and emailed root@qwest.net postmaster@qwest.net and abuse@qwest.net It was about the same time that one of their sales reps was trying to get me to lease a T1 from them...
Guess what...their mail server sent back "no such mailbox" daemons on all 3 addies...that made up my mind about doing business with them more than some short-skirted marketroid ever could.
Qwest: "You may ride the light, but the batteries in the flashlight are dead"
exodus features quite a package (Score:1)
Re:The Trolls are ready (Score:1)
No, the spammers can't use caps any more, they'll just move onto bold instead. And any alternative is bound to be worse, just because an effort was made to try and thwart them.
Re:Does Digital Nation suck? (Score:1)
Re:So... (Score:1)
Re:Yup! (Score:1)
Re:Redundancy question about server redundancy: (Score:1)
Re:The Trolls are ready (Score:1)
<pants>Hot Grits</pants>
The sublimely concise expression of the hot grits post! Now can you do an open source/stone/portman?
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
Re:Sourceforge (Score:1)
Re:So... (Score:1)
I know of a place that still has an Altos 586 in working condition. They don't use it anymore, of course.
I think it was in active use up until 1990 or so.
Trollmastah == spiralx (Score:1)
w00t (Score:1)
Long night ahead... (Score:1)
Faster?? (Score:1)
Box specs? (Score:3)
So... (Score:4)
Oh no! (Score:2)
Epiphany (Score:1)
FIRST POST!!!!
Aaaahhhhhh......
Congrats & good choice (Score:1)
um... (Score:2)
Server (Score:1)
The Trolls are ready (Score:4)
I can see it now... (Score:2)
Poetic, that non-answer is.
Re:Epiphany (Score:3)
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Re:The Trolls are ready (Score:1)
Re:Epiphany (Score:2)
The new code and HDD's won't know me... I'll have to offer them new pearls, get to know them...
Ciao, old server. New box, beware!
Good night...
Yet Another Poll Suggestion (tm) (Score:2)
This is more like a speculation on what might happen than a poll, but hey, it could work as a poll too. (Don't blame me, I'm the Poll Mastah, I express myself using polls. :-)
What will happen when Slashdot moves to a new server?
Better for opensource (Score:2)
no, I'm not flaming, and no, I'm not trolling. This is serious stuff.
Re:AIX??? (Score:2)
Re:So... (Score:2)
They wanted a more time-proven server platform.
They've opted for Microsoft Xenix (not that 'sold out commercial SCO Xenix crap- that came much later!).
The hardware will be twelve Altos 586 boxes daisy-chained together (The Altos 586 is an 8086-based system- the '5' stands for five users. Notably, the existence of the Altos 586 is the chief reason Intel chose the name "Pentium" for their fifth generation x86 processor) Each Altos box, in addition to the Intel 8086 processor (two of the machines have been "overclocked" by the substitution of a NEC V-30 chip!), 512K of RAM, and six serial ports (one for the console, five to connect dumb terminals or modems, as each box supports five users.) Since only one of the Altos boxes has the built-in Ethernet, the other eleven boxes will be connected through a daisy-chain scheme to use UUCP for 'networking'.
The power of all this hardware is harnessed through the use of Microsoft's Xenix Operating System. Unlike the rather anaemic SCO releases that followed it, Microsoft Xenix is a powerhouse of an Operating System. Linux wasn't an option, because it took the coding skill of Microsoft to get a Unix system that supports 5 users concurrently to run on an 8086 processor with 512K of RAM. The Linux kernel alone has a vastly larger memory footprint than that, and needless to say it doesn't scale well to the 8086 processor. (These stats on Microsoft Xenix are the truth, by the way, and Microsoft did it in 1982.)
There won't be a web server running on the new platform. Users will dial directly into a modem pool linked to serial ports on the Altos boxes. A modified version of the WWIV bulletin board software (version 3.21d was the starting point for the adapted 'port') will provide a home for the new enhanced Slashdot.
You'll know the upgrade has been made when you see the login prompt, and the friendly ASCII splash screen welcoming you to The New Slashdot
Does Digital Nation suck? (Score:1)
Any Editors' feedback welcome, as well as any
Cheers
Exodus? Did you have a choice? (Score:1)
Exodus has pretty much taken over from UUNet the distinction of being the most notorious spamhaus ISP. Unless you count Telstra and Sprint.
9:48? (Score:1)
Yow! (Score:1)
Ouch!
E.
Welcome, Neighbors! (Score:1)
Hey, if /. is moving to Exodus, Waltham, they'll be next to my boxes!
Just think, when I get that dedicated T1 between our office and Exodus, I can route directly to /. without having to go through the cloud! I'll be, like, four hops away, or something similarly stupid.
This way, when slash is slow, I'll know it's a hardware problem, and not my connection. ;-)
I could give tours of the boxes to my friends!("And on your left we see Lycos...and on your right, Slashdot..."). Kewl!
Re:Better for opensource (Score:1)
Redundancy question about server redundancy: (Score:1)
Second, we're also developing some in-house software (code named "Oddessey") that will keep each Slashdot boxed sychronized with a hot-spare box, so in case a box suddenly dies it will automatically be replaced with a hot-spare box -- kind of a RAID-for-servers solution
Why not include these in the load balancing or round-robin hunt pool? Overall performance should then be higher, and if one machine dies, the performance would be the same as it is currently.
Re:9:48? (Score:1)
Re:So... (Score:1)
DAmn (Score:1)
Re:The Trolls are ready (Score:1)
<pants>Hot Grits</pants>
Imagine that society is a bra, and Natalie Portman is a pair or breasts. Can you imagine a society without breasts?
I guess I'm doubly redundant
You're right. Last post! (Score:2)
its 3:59:59 here in jolly ol' england
the AC
KarmaWhoring for the hell of it, gotta get some sleep.
Dang, /. RTC is slow by 2 minutes. Last post! (Score:2)
the AC
This is hilarious (Score:2)
Damn, my code might be running in the same building as Slashdot! The ironies of existence never cease to amaze me.
-konstant
Yes! We are all individuals! I'm not!
Re:Welcome, Neighbors! (Score:1)
Exodus Counterpoint Opinion (Score:1)
In general, though, I've had nothing but good experiences at Exodus. Well, maybe the time one of their staff backed into my newly-painted Triumph TR6 in the parking lot (Hi T!) but they were honest and promptly came in to tell me and swap insurance, so no foul at all.
-Sierran
...I have no connection w/Exodus save as a customer. I don't even own their stock, dammit all.
Re:Better for opensource (Score:2)
Yeah, except slashdot doesn't get.. uh.. 'moved'.. every couple days.
Beware... (Score:2)
*shudder*
FINNALLY! (Score:1)
So nothing between now and 10:00 has any relevance (Score:2)
Re:um... (Score:1)
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Troll pie! (Score:5)
how those trollers used to make me smile
And I knew that if I had my chance
I could make Slashdot:ers dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while.
Did you write the stuff that matters /. tells you so
And do you have faith in CmdrTaco
If the
Now do you believe in rock 'n troll
And can moderation save their mortal soul
And can you teach me how to troll real low
Well I know that you're in love with her
'Cause I saw you posting in the forum
Pouring hot grits down her pants
Man, I dig those flamebait rants
I was a lonely teenage broncin' h4x3r
With a pink iMac and a Beowulf cluster
But I knew that I was out of my mind
The day The Slashdot died
I started singin'
Bye-bye, Miss Petrified
Surfed my IE to the forum but the forum was dry.
And good old trollers (were) drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
I met a geekgirl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some nerdy news
She stole my coke and turned away
Well I surfed down to the sacred forum
Where I'd saw the posts years before
But the 404 said the posts woudn't come
Well now on the street the trollers screamed
The l33t3rs cried, and the h4x0rs dreamed
But not a word was posted
The Taco Bells all were broken (OT?)
And the free man I admire the most
OOG with the Holy Post
He sent the last post to the host
The day The Slashdot died
We started singin'
||: Bye-bye, Miss Petrified :||
Surfed my browser to the forum but the forum was dry.
And good old trollers (were) drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
(repeat plz)
(TTL 4) We started Pingin'
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By: TACO TROLL of the Troll Liberation Lobby
what kind of hardware? (Score:2)
Re:Box specs? (Score:2)
or not.
Well, maybe THAT's the problem... (Score:2)
Well, if its not just burned, but OVERBURNED.. Well, that I can see being a problem.
(I had thought the problem was that they were overburdened) :)
Addison
Re:Box specs? (Score:2)
Re:Troll pie! (Score:1)
The whole Trollmastah thing was the result of a bet to see whether or not someone posting nothing but nonsense could end up with positive Karma after a period of moderation. And he won as well - his Karma was 33 at the end despite his -1 (and even -2 for a while) default! But he does have a "regular" /. account, although I won't say who it is :)
Re:Beware... (Score:1)
Sourceforge (Score:1)
I don't think sourceforge is all that bad, personally. Guess slashdot doesn't either!
Mike Roberto (roberto@soul.apk.net [mailto]) -GAIM: MicroBerto
FreeBSD experiment (Score:2)
I remember at one point you decided to use a xBSD server for images. You said it was an experiment to see how you liked the performance. How did it go and it it still in use?
_damnit_
Re:Beware... (Score:1)
Re:What happened to my Karma (Score:1)
And I thought Karma Whores were a problem
Now it looks like there is a Karma Rapist
Re:Troll pie! (Score:2)
Thank you for not spilling the beans, That would be like finding out that Darth Vader wasn't really James Earl Jones.
Chimpnet! YES! (Score:1)
AIX??? (Score:1)
BTW a big enough round robin should be able to handle just about anything so what is the deal.
Good luck! (Score:1)
DNS (Score:2)
Wow. (Score:1)
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