iCraveTV To Relaunch 138
BurpingWeezer writes "The CBC has a story about iCraveTV relaunching their service this fall. Apparently they will be broadcasting some channels for free but they will focus on specialty channels like MuchMusic. The specialty channels are to be broadcast on a subscription basis for around C$9 a month. iCraveTV is currently developing security software to restrict users of the web site to those of Canadian origin. Under Canadian copyright laws television broadcasts may be re-broadcast without permission if there is no modification to the broadcast in any form." I'm interested to see how they'll make sure I'm Canadian through software.
IP Verification (Score:3)
American Registry for Internet Numbers at whois.arin.net, which happens to list the owner of nearly every IP in the Americas.
Anyone not matching, or not listed, could be denied.
Of course, there is always a way to work around this. Then again, all encryption exports are curbed in the same manner, and it's acceptable to the government. Add a click-through agreement, and you're set for legality.
This Used To Seem Cool, But . . . (Score:1)
Let's put aside the fact that, at best, I will have 144kbps where I live (if it is installed within the six weeks I'm told I will have to wait).
Let's put aside the fact that I can't tolerate cable programming, except some of the more high-prices services like CineMax, Encore, HBO and so on.
Also, let's put aside the fact that since the only decent cable channels are those which play movies which I could simply rent for far less per month from a local movie store (or subscribe to over ugh DivX, if I had it).
And, finally, let's put aside the fact that I haven't watched television since January 27th, 2000.
Why on earth would I pay $10 and up to watch grainy, choppy television on my 21" computer screen? Seriously, what legitimate reasons are there for sitting in front of a computer screen on at your desk, watching a handful of television channels that you could get on your television a few feet away? This whole idea seems like it's just destined to fail, even if almost a million people signed up when it was originally offered.
Give me some unique content, a promise that I will not find your servers constantly bogged down and that I can make use of TiVo-like services to record, pause and replay content and maybe -- just maybe I could comprehend that I might possibly be interested.
I'll be interested in television again when I can completley choose the content and time of viewing -- and not just from four channels and eight movies. I want to be able to watch four episodes of Dr. Who (which episodes, left to me to choose), an episode of FarScape and then, finally, an episode of The Munsters and perhaps a couple Muppet's shows. (Well, perhaps not those shows specifically, but you get the point.)
I'm a dynamic person in a changing world and I don't want to sit passively in front of a television, hoping that the networking gods have decided to grant me something entertaining from their static programming for the evening -- and then keep my fat ass glued to the sofa watching some Meridith Baxter Bernie HallMark chick-flick just because I'm too lazy to get up or too mind-numbed to turn off the tube.
So maybe it's "big news" because it's television broadcast over the internet. Whoo. Amazing. Staggering. Imagine that... Porn sites have been doing this for years now, only without exactly the same content or content providers, of course. But if Paying $10 or $20 or $50 bucks per month to watch television on your fancy $1500 iMac makes you feel like you're a techno-god or getting the full use out of your over-priced computer, then go for it.
By the way, I wonder what plans they have for moving this service to the US? I know they have a lot of battles to fight before trying to do so, but if I recall, they have an office in Mountain View (California). Now, what would they be doing there?
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Re:How is it possible.... (Score:1)
Re:Determining Canadian citizenship (Score:1)
* Portable netblocks could be pretty much anywhere
* Below a
even though it's possible to piece out smaller
bits of that netblock to pretty much any locale
* Dynamically checking the assignments of
netblocks from a whois against arin (whois -h whois.arin.net) is possible, but painful. Not to mention that you'd have to find an easy way to interpret the data you got back. And what happens if you have a major US backbone that services
-Kysh
Re:I Feel Sorry for Canadians (Score:1)
grammar is better than 90% of the people I speak
with or talk to online. English is my first
language.
About accents, regional accents are not a sign of culture. They're a sign of region.
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> And the way some people in the US mangle words
> such as internet (inner-net), roof (ruff) and,
> route (rout) and many other words.
-Incomplete sentence.
-Sentence begun with conjunction.
-Proper pronunciation of 'Router' (Such as Cisco)
is 'Rowter' (Monosyllabic). I almost laughed my tail off the other day when I heard a canadian pronounce it 'rooter'. A 'Rooter' is something used to pull up weeds. See 'roto-rooter'.
-Canadians talking about stupid accents are being
pure hypocrites. All accents are stupid, if one
is prejudiced against people from the region of
origination.
-Kysh
Very Easy to check if you're Canadian (Score:1)
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Re:Determining your Canadian (Score:1)
> Orwell, 1984
I think it was Goldstein who said that
Re:IP Verification (Score:1)
Paul
Some statistics (Score:1)
Complete article here [2wire.com]
Table 1
Nielsen//NetRatings Streaming Media Audience Trend, (At-Home, Month of April 2000)
Streaming Media Unique Month Audience Percent Reach
Nov-99 21,001,940 28.04 Dec-99 21,212,660 28.62 Jan-00 24,668,930 32.04 Feb-00 25,266,510 33.01 Mar-00 27,216,400 33.34 Apr-00 28,905,730 36.00
Source: Nielsen//NetRatings, June 2000
Table 2 Total Web Audience, by Connection Speed (At-Home, Month of April 2000)
Percentage of Connection Speed Percentage of Online Streaming Media
Audience Content Audience
Modem 14.4 Kbps 6.6% 4.8% Modem 28.8/33.3 Kbps 33.6% 29.5% Modem 56 Kbps 51.1% 53.6% High Speed (over 56 Kbps) 8.6% 12.1%
Source: Nielsen//NetRatings, June 2000
Re:just-ask-for-roger-at-video-bargainville dept (Score:1)
Re:this seems mostly harmless, and mostly useless. (Score:1)
KEEP IT CLEAN PEOPLE... (Score:1)
Oh yeah, and I am Canadian. =P
Re:Still doesn't sound legal (Score:1)
I think the first guy was probably right that there's a distinction between content and signal modification, but if it isn't specifically worded that way, I can see the broadcasters winning in court anyway.
This is a good test of slashdot: does anyone actually read replies after more than a day has passed?
Re:Determining your Canadian (Score:1)
I can't. I only watch TVO.
> #2: What is Canada's greatest aerospace acheivement?
Greatest ever actually put into production, or the greatest one covered up and buried to save the US aerospace program?
Re:Nah (Score:1)
More on iCraveTV from the horse's mouth (Score:1)
Re:Determining your Canadian (Score:1)
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"HORSE."
Re:good question (Score:1)
Are you on crack? that is absolutly not true. the Majority of canadians are still on dialup modem connections. Which is still much cheaper, at about 18$/month for dialup, and about 39.95$/month for cable/DSL (which doesn't include the high setup cost for cable or dsl).
Re:How is it possible.... (Score:1)
Re:Determining your Canadian (Score:2)
If you walk down to the nearest McDonalds and order Pizza, do they laugh at you? (McD's sells pizza here)
Do you avoid drinking Mountain Dew after supper because of the high caffeine content? (Dew doesn't contain caffeine here)
Color or Colour? (detects Americans, but not Brits)
Which is correct: "I'm gonna go buy a soda" or "I'm gonna go buy a pop"?
Did you hear of the Bare Naked Ladies before 1997?
What about Blue Rodeo, or the Tragically hip?
Does Moses Znaimer control your pop culture?
Is your takehome pay actually LOWER since you got that raise last month, due to taxes?
Where's Nunavut?
What's east of Quebec?
I could go on and on, but I won't. This is already offtopic enough.
Proving you are Canadian (Score:2)
The software will use DragonSpeak and verify that you repeat the phrase "Roll up the rim to win." correctly.
Ack. Sorry...Canadians in the crowrd will recognize a moderately bad Tim Horton's commercial
Dana
Re:Determining your Canadian (Score:1)
Anyways, here's the real questions that would be asked:
#1: Say "The Rant" blindfolded.
#2: What is Canada's greatest aerospace acheivement?
#3. When was the last time the leafs won the Stanley Cup?
#4: What is the Royal Canadian Air Farce?
#5: What is the tallest free standing structure in the world?
#6: Spell Color.
That's good enough. Any Canadian should be able to answer all of those without any thought..
Exactly. (Score:1)
Re:Still doesn't sound legal (Score:1)
Re:Still doesn't sound legal (Score:1)
Re:Canadian verification (Score:1)
bring it on baby...
who's better than badboy?
who was Laura Secord?
what is a CEGEP?
what's the best game you can name?
elmer the safety _______?
what does the PETRO in PETRO-CANADA stand for?
what is a vachon half-moon?
what ship was the pride of the american side?
name the most famous canadian military victory?
what does bombardier make?
what is poutine?
what's the logo on a pack of player's cigaretes?
...on a bottle of ex?
what is KD?
where can one buy the President's Choice?
what is Canada Trust?
what does someone want when they ask for your SIN?
(yeah, I know these are all easy ones, but he said keep it simple - ones most Canucks would get - even the dumb ones - if you want some more challenge just ask)
Re:Determining your Canadian (Score:1)
>Stanley Cup?
what are you trying to do torture us?
at least the cup will be in wasaga beach this summer!
>#4: What is the Royal Canadian Air Farce?
the worst show on television and/or iCraveTV
Re:Determining your Canadian (Score:1)
Q: you a canadian?
a: yes
Beep
A real Canadian answers all questions with an Ehhhhhhhh?
Question: Whois Douane
Answer: Whatever
And a real Canadian knows that Douane is not the name of the Guy who works for Canada Customs.
Location through software? (Score:1)
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The success of Win 9x does not surprise me. Many people wouldn't know a decent OS if it bit them on the -- OW! HEY! Where'd that fscking PENGUIN come from?
How is it possible.... (Score:2)
To view TV content off the net requires more than dialup. So that the market segment is minute. and how many Canadians are there? 25 Million? how many have good connections? 1%? of those, who will want this?
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Programming, is like sex.
Re:How is it possible.... (Score:1)
Re:Proving you are Canadian (Score:1)
I saw a PETRO-Canada in upstate New York last year on my way to the Aidirondacks
...you guys seriously, *seriously* need some Canadian Tire stores tho' buddy
Sounds good (Score:1)
simple workaround (Score:1)
Re:Location through software? (Score:1)
What if you put a server in Canada, streamed to it, then from there streamed out to the rest of the world?
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Programming, is like sex.
Re:How is it possible.... (Score:1)
Thud... Sound of falling over....I rember doing contract work for Bell Canada in Toronto in 76 on glass Fibre. But when was it implemented?
I live in a Montreal suburb. The 2nd largest City in Canada. With the Bell monopoly we had large areas of Montreal still cant have ASDL.
I got tired of waiting for Ma Bell telling me to wait till 02 and ended up going with (Sound of Vomit> Videotron. The company that hired all the CIS service rep rejects.
Now i dont know about out west or other areas of Canada, but in Montreal Bell has been dragging their heels still insisting that i use DataPac for my computer comm needs. Funny in Vermont where my cottage is i have had Fibre for 7 years, out in the boonies.
Go figure
Anything like this in the US? (Score:1)
One Microsoft Way
Re:Determining Canadian Citizenship [Serious] (Score:1)
Re:Determining you're Canadian (Score:1)
the Border States of America and in an original six city to boot
you're a snow-addled half-canuck - kind of like the Northern English have quite a few things in common with the Scots
Re:good question (Score:1)
most of which i do business with or have family at, i dont pay a penny of personal, work benefits be having me online across the country and if i REALLY need something huge i get my friend with cable or my brother with DSL to burn it for me
I wouldnt split too many hairs on this on, but if the same deal could be had with DSL or CABLE we are switching!!!! ICRAVE TV, yah id watch it to be amused, heck i still like going out to the movies
try beating that for eye/ear candy!!
Re:Determining your Canadian (Score:2)
[1] Unless you are saying there are no Canadians who blabber, in which case I will be forced to name a long list of prominent Canadians who do. And I'll probably also throw in their political affiliations, home towns, and other detail.
[2] Third in the U.S., after Manhattan and whatever county Silicon Valley's located in. And we still don't have a four-star restauraunt within a hundred miles.
Steven E. Ehrbar
Re:How is it possible.... (Score:1)
Re:I Feel Sorry for Canadians (Score:1)
There are minor vocabulary differences between US English and Candian English.
Of course we have our Quebec and Newfoundland accents. Mind you most people speak French in Quebec; thus the french accent speaking english. And you have your Lousianna, Mississippi, Kentucky, North/South Carolina, Arkansas and so on...... The worst thing is that these people speak English as a first language.
And the way some people in the US mangle words such as internet (inner-net), roof (ruff) and, route (rout) and many other words.
BTW: We say about not a-boot.
Re:Anything like this in the US? (Score:1)
-Antipop
The parent of this post is NOT a troll comment (Score:1)
Re:Roll up the rim to win? (Score:1)
Re:Determining your Canadian (Score:1)
Re:Determining your Canadian (Score:1)
"Pizza" is using the term pretty loosely.
Toast with tomato sauce is more like it!
Re:Location through software? (Score:1)
Re:Canadian verification (Score:1)
who was Laura Secord? That's a trick question, as that is a anagram of an acronym for L.O.U.S.E.R.C.A.R.D, more commonly known as an SIN card
what is a CEGEP? "can't even get no penicillin"
what's the best game you can name? the nameless game.
elmer the safety _______? glue.
what does the PETRO in PETRO-CANADA stand for? petro-fied flapjacks
what is a vachon half-moon?
what ship was the pride of the american side?
name the most famous canadian military victory?
what does bombardier make?
what is poutine?
what's the logo on a pack of player's cigaretes?
what is KD?
where can one buy the President's Choice?
what is Canada Trust?
what does someone want when they ask for your SIN?
:)Fudboy
Re:Canadian verification (Score:1)
:)Fudboy
Re:Still doesn't sound legal (Score:1)
Determining Canadian citizenship (Score:1)
Re:How is it possible.... (Score:2)
http://slashdot.org/article.pl? sid=99/10/16/1535210 [slashdot.org]
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Re:How is it possible.... (Score:2)
Your question is how is it possible for them to make money. Lets assume your figures are correct. 25 million Canadians total, only 1% have a high speed internet connection. Thats 250,000 people, at $9 a month equals 2.25 million dollars a month.
Now sure, not everyone is going to use it, 25% of that 1% maybe? Thats still 62,500 people with a monthly revenue stream of $562,500 or 6.75 million dollars per annum.
This isn't chump change here, but of course, your numbers are way off, I'm willing to say there are more then 1% of Canadians who have high speed internet connections, and it will be increasing constantly. Not to mention I used iCraveTV on my dialup, and really it was viewable (was great for me, we don't get cable out here) so I don't see why you're limiting it to high speed internet users.
-- iCEBaLM
Re:IP Verification (Score:1)
Re:Proving you're Canadian (Score:1)
Past Examples (Score:1)
I remember a while back when I was coding perl for an australian company that was making a website for only australian's (it was about financing), our testing method was
$name = lc($namein);
if ($name eq 'bruce') {
...
}
O well, it will certainly be interesting to see how they do it..
I Am Canadian (Score:1)
Canada has over 30 Million people now, not 25 million. Believe it or not, but Canada is extremely progressive and ahead in the telecommunications game. And how much money was IcraveTV making before?? Anything it makes under the new pay-schedule is a bonus!
Canadians do NOT eat blubber... and the beaver is a proud and noble animal. =)
If you haven't seen the cool Molson Canadian ad on TV (no idea where it is broadcast to).. you can view it online here :
http://www.adcritic.com/c ontent/molson-canadian-i-am.html [adcritic.com]
It attempts to dissuade a lot of the myths that Americans have about Canadians... in a very tongue-in-cheek manner.
I hope you get it. [smirk]
antidigerati
just-ask-for-roger-at-video-bargainville dept (Score:2)
Once I was the King of Spain
Re: (Score:1)
Re:IP Verification (Score:2)
Many large organizations, including backbone ISP's have addresses registered to the US under ARIN, but actually used in Canada.
You can tell if it's US or Canada fairly easily, but telling if it's Canada is almost impossible.
Re:Still doesn't sound legal (Score:1)
If that were true, then DBS providers would be breaking the law. They get very few signals digitally native.
Re:How is it possible.... (Score:1)
I am Dyslexic of Borg
Resemblance is fertile
Your ass will be laminated
The Canadian Test (Score:1)
"Hi. I'd like to sign up..."
"Unfortunately the world is going to end today at 8:00.... 8:30 in Newfoundland"
If they 'get it' they're Canadian.
Can't they just check the IP numbers like Lycos? (Score:1)
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Hrm (Score:2)
Re:Skill Testing Questions (Score:1)
Television isnt working as it did in the US, so they are trying another tact.
Ask Vinnie Technology (Score:3)
If you checkout www.acenetx.com [acenetx.com], there is the technology that ICraveTV will use to restrict content to Canadians.
This technology trademarked: "Ask Vinnie"
ACEnetx has pattented "Ask Vinnie" technology that allows companies such as ICraveTV to restrict their content to specific geographical regions.
Re:whois -a (Score:1)
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Determining Canadian Citizenship [Serious] (Score:2)
Or they could, by working with the Canadian Government, make a list of ALL of the ISPs that operate out of Canada, and filter for their domains exclusively.
.- CitizenC (User Info [slashdot.org])
Re:Determining your Canadian (Score:1)
At worst, I can see a possibility for redundant, but 'troll' is just inexcusable.
Sorry, just my two cents....
Re:Skill Testing Questions (Score:1)
Re:Here's how (Score:1)
I seem to recall that's what they had in the first place, which caused all the commotion. Plus, on top of that they made you enter in your area code (for telephones), so Americans would have to figure out some Canadaian area codes.
The long and the short of it is (so far as I know)that they ruled that it was so easy to circumvent the process that it was still intended to target Americans (and hence illegal).
-rt-
Re:Determining Canadian Citizenship [Serious] (Score:2)
-- iCEBaLM
Canadian Oath (Score:2)
What behind canadian is all about. =)
-Earthling
Re:Determining your Canadian (Score:2)
What about Blue Rodeo, or the Tragically hip?
"No, because CBC Radio 2 doesn't play those during drive-time. Sue me for liking Mozart."
Where's Nunavut?
"It's the Inuit territory carved out of the Norhwest Territories. And I personally prefer the proposal to rename the rest of the Northwest Territories 'Bob' to the proposal to name it 'Aurora'."
What's east of Quebec?
Answer 1:
"Newfoundland and New Brunswick. Then Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island east of New Brunswick."
Answer 2:
"The Maritimes, the last stronghold of the Progressive Conservatives. I wish they'd face facts and join the United Alternative."
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Oh, BTW, I'm an American. Cross-border broadcasting works both ways.
Steven E. Ehrbar
Re:Location through software? (Score:2)
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http://www.alphapython.com/ [alphapython.com] for $20 domains
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Skill Testing Questions (Score:5)
2. We drive dog sleds?
3. You can say the RRRR in Roll up the rim to win.
whois -a (Score:2)
Proving you're Canadian (Score:2)
Are you or have you ever been a citizen of Canada, and are you accessing this web site from within the borders of Canada, member of the British Commonwealth?
Re:How is it possible.... (Score:5)
Location Checking... (Score:2)
On another note, to those who seem to be quoting that excellent "I Am Rant" beer commercial, if you haven't seen it yet, go visit: http://www.adcritic.com/cont ent/edge-102-i-am-not.html [adcritic.com] (this is at least as funny!). Sorry to people who can't play QuickTime. =(
Re:How is it possible.... (Score:2)
My name is Pat, and I AM CANADIAN!
Re:Determining Canadian Citizenship [Serious] (Score:2)
www.home.com
www.interlog.com
but www.sympatico.ca of-course...
Re:Canadian verification (Score:2)
And as an American who watches "This Hour Has 22 Minutes", I doubt there's much that could trip me up without getting a large number of Canadians, too.
Steven E. Ehrbar
Re:Determining you're Canadian (Score:2)
Some older Canadian dictionaries give color as the correct spelling with colour as an alternative. The Gage Canadian Dictionary (circa 1977) is like that. However, the newer ones list the -our spellings first. Back in the '50s, Canadian spelling was a lot more British than American in other ways; in high school, my mom used spellings like programme and encyclopædia. I prefer program, but I've got to love the "ae" ligature in encyclopædia.
I've also noticed, in more recent years, a lot more Americans spelling cancelled as canceled, as Noah Webster (inventor of American spelling) intended. Perhaps that's because, although American dictionaries have always given canceled as the correct spelling, so many Americans used cancelled and assumed it correct that few people bothered to check. The proliferation of spelling checkers on word processors is probably what has caused the change.
It's kind of silly the way dictionaries try to influence spelling and fail. I've seen British dictionaries that tell the Brits to use -ize in words like realize, organize, etc., but -ise (as in realise, etc.) is still extremely common in the U.K.
I've recently been alarmed by a lot of my fellow Canadians calling the last letter of the alphabet "zee" instead of "zed". Oh, well. At least we know that "zee" == "zed". I heard of one guy whose last name was "Fitzpatrick" and liked to order stuff by phone. Sometimes, when asked to spell his name, the operator on the other end would ask what a "zed" was. I guess I know where the other end of the line was...
Re:Proving you are Canadian (Score:2)
Steven E. Ehrbar
I AM CANADIAN (Score:2)
Chris.
"What is your quest?"
I would like to sign up for iCraveTV.
"What is the water-speed velocity of a beaver?"
African or European?
"I don't know that!, AHHHHH!!"
Hell, how many non-Canadians would even know the beaver is the national animal? (It's the most fearsome creature you have ever seen!
Re:Proving you're Canadian (Score:2)
Second, I know plenty of Americans who say "eh". The standard southern Michigan caricature of Yoopers has them saying "eh" all the time, but plenty of southern Michiganians say it, too.
Steven E. Ehrbar
Canadian verification (Score:2)
My guess is they'll have some sort of "quiz" sort of like Leisure Suit Larry did back in the day (they figured if you knew the answers to certain questions, you're probably of age).
For example:
The common name for Coca Cola is:
a) soft drink
b) pop
c) soda
Of course the correct answer is B.
Gordie Howe was:
a) a Prime Minister
b) a CNN news anchor
c) a hockey player
...and so on.
good question (Score:2)
In my experience (which I won't pretend is representative), the majority of Canadian Internet users use cable modem or ADSL. In cities, cable modem and 56K modem access are about the same price.
So I'm going to say there are around almost one million households who would be the market for this. Mind you if the cable modem, the probably have cable TV. So that brings their market down to about one person, Joe in Windsor, who's too lazy to move his fat ass to the living room to watch his TV.
So I agree with you: there isn't a very big market for this.
trick question (Score:2)
There's only one Provence, it's in France.
George
Re:How is it possible.... (Score:2)
The infrastructure in Montreal is rather old..
Re:this seems mostly harmless, and mostly useless. (Score:2)
Re:Quebec is PQ _AND_ QC .. (Score:2)
Re:Streaming Television...I don't think so... (Score:2)
In Canada, I'd sure like to see the numbers, but I'd bet that a great many people have broadband (as you call it).
High-speed access is available in most towns and cities in Canada now, in many cases, from multiple providers.
For instance, here in Calgary..we have cable, and 2 dsl providers.. plus emerging wireless stuff...
Determining your Canadian (Score:5)
I recently tried signing up for this service, despite the fact I'm American. I can tell you they're very serious about making sure only Canadians sign up. Here's how the signup process went.
Service: So, your Canadian, eh?
Me: Uh, yeah, I am........eh!
Service: OK, so we just have to verify that, you know. Question #1: What is the worst movie of all time?
Me: Strange Brew.
Service: Correct. Question #2: What's up with those Americans?
Me: I don't know, they need to relax a little I suppose.
Service: Right. OK, just one last question. Question #3: Who's the greates hockey player of all time?
Me: Um, that would probably have to be Wayne Gretsky.....eh?
Service:.....That all you got to say on the subject?
Me: Uh, yeah, I guess.
Service: You poser! A real Canadian would have argued the point for 2 hours solid!
Busted. So as you can see, their methods are totally full-proof. No American can talk about hockey for 2 hours straight.
Here's how (Score:2)
>make sure I'm Canadian through software
login.html:
<FORM ACTION="mainpage.php3">
<INPUT TYPE=CHECKBOX NAME="can">
By clicking this button, I acknowlege that I am Canadian, and that I am NOT a citizen of another country, trying to gain unauthorized access to your network. This is a legally binding contract between myself and the service provider. [insert rest of legal gobblygook here.]
<INPUT TYPE=SUBMIT VALUE="I AM CANADIAN">
</FORM>
Verifying Canadian-ness (Score:3)
"ICraveTV Canadian-ness Challenge: Complete the following sentence: "Beauty, ____!"
And of course, Hockey questions could be their bread-and-butter....