The MIDI-fied Large Hot Pipe Organ 112
Ant writes:
The Large Hot Pipe Organ is the world's only MIDI
controlled, propane-powered explosion organ. The
LHPO's pyro-acoustic explodo-rhythmations will
throbbatize your earholes and dance-ify your booty
and make you realize what 'Industrial Music'
REALLY means!" I don't know about dance-ifying my booty, but I would love to play with this thing for a few days.
The Organ (Score:1)
This is dangerous to church ladies... (Score:1)
I never knew a pipe organ could be so bad-ass!!
--cr@ckwhore
On trolls and trolling... (Score:1)
troll v.,n.
1. [From the Usenet group alt.folklore.urban] To utter a posting on Usenet designed to attract predictable responses or flames; or, the post itself. Derives from the phrase "trolling for newbies" which in turn comes from mainstream "trolling", a style of fishing in which one trails bait through a likely spot hoping for a bite. The well-constructed troll is a post that induces lots of newbies and flamers to make themselves look even more clueless than they already do, while subtly conveying to the more savvy and experienced that it is in fact a deliberate troll. If you don't fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. See also YHBT. 2. An individual who chronically trolls in sense 1; regularly posts specious arguments, flames or personal attacks to a newsgroup, discussion list, or in email for no other purpose than to annoy someone or disrupt a discussion. Trolls are recognizable by the fact that the have no real interest in learning about the topic at hand - they simply want to utter flame bait. Like the ugly creatures they are named after, they exhibit no redeeming characteristics, and as such, they are recognized as a lower form of life on the net, as in, "Oh, ignore him, he's just a troll." 3. [Berkeley] Computer lab monitor. A popular campus job for CS students. Duties include helping newbies and ensuring that lab policies are followed. Probably so-called because it involves lurking in dark cavelike corners.
Some people claim that the troll (sense 1) is properly a narrower category than flame bait, that a troll is categorized by containing some assertion that is wrong but not overtly controversial. See also Troll-O-Meter.
Wait, doesn't this definition make you a Troll?
Let's see here...
You just posted a specious arguement, a flame and a personal attack on a message board for no reason but to annoy...
Well Mr. AC, it looks like you're a troll too, but you're not one of the cool trolls (575, osm, Meept!!) and not even one of the average trolls like me.
As you so eloquently put it, DIE TROLL DIE!!
Oh, and one more thing - I did your mom last night.
--Shoeboy
Re:For the Literate of Slashdot.... (Score:1)
However, there is also "Act II part III. Classic Walpurgis Night" with Homunculos and Erichto, Sphinxes and Nymphs, Ants (of the colossal kind), Chiron, Seismos and Manto, Pygmies, Pygmy-Elders and the Cranes of Ibycus. Surely this is a demonic guest list?
:)Fudboy
I guess I'm just a Fudboy, looking for that real Transmeta...
Re:Bach must be rolling over in his grave (Score:2)
Um, no. Although Bach's music bears much more resemblance to what's usually thought of as "Baroque art" than his predecessors' (one might point to Nietzsche's thesis regarding the perpetual delay between music and other art forms), he was certainly not one of the first composers of the period. The first important Baroque composer preceded Bach by more than an entire century, in fact: Claudio Monteverde lived from 1567 to 1643. And, as opposed to the Protestant polyphony of Bach's work, Monteverde composed nothing but vocal music, and took homophony to its limits, both in strongly Catholic sacred music and in profane pieces.
even if now his pieces seem somewhat simplistic in their patterns
There's nothing simplistic in the Art of the Fugue. Just listen to the Ricercare (or better yet, play it yourself; the full extent of its grandeur can't be comprehended if not by reading the piece. It's abstract music, like that of Beethoven's last works.)
But back then, this was the new thing. It was rebel territory. "Wow! Tonality!"
You have your history backwards. The tonal system was established in the late sixteenth century; all production since then (and, indeed, until Schoenberg methodised atonality with dodecaphony) was tonal. (What Bach did create was equal temperament - admittedly a great innovation, at least for instrumentists, although even Wendy Carlos has re-recorded the classic Switched-On Bach in uneven temperament - and what later came to be called the Bach-Rameau tonal system.)
When I mentioned classical music, I was including baroque composers in that category as well, even if they're a bit too early. For the purposes of this article, the same thing applies to Bach as it does to all other composers for the organ. Whatever.
My point was that neither Bach nor Mozart nor Beethoven nor Mahler thought of their music as "classical" at the time; it was simply contemporary music. The distinction between the "popular" or "contemporary" and the "classical" only came into being recently, with the rise of much simpler and shorter forms: jazz, blues, rock, whatnot, which differ significantly from the much more complex "classical music". (And although the relative number of musicians proficient in this style has never really suffered from a significant drop, it evidently hasn't been able to accompany the growth of the populational explosion of the 20th century; therefore, most music done today is the much "trendier" "popular music".)
Re:Big Bass Boom (Score:1)
Think that was flamebait? You've obviously never met me in person...
Re:Big Bass Boom (Score:1)
Why are we arguing about this unrelated topic anyways these propane fueled cannons are cool!! [8)=
Large Hot Pipe Organ Wakens Residents (Score:1)
Residents of Embassy Row were awakened 4:00 am Thursday morning by a series of loud explosions. Awakened sleepers who ventured outside discovered the source of the noise: an oversized set of pipes installed in front of the Dutch Embassy called the "Large Hot Pipe Organ," or LHPO.
The Organ, which emits propane-fueled explosions was being installed for a Friday concert at the Dutch Embassy. However it was not scheduled to play until the following evening.
"The odd thing was," said Frederich Tunalu, a caretaker employed by the Embassy, "there was no one at the controls! The thing just started playing all by itself!"
Further investigation revealed that the machine was being controlled from a very tiny keyboard, played by an overweight mouse with ears growing out of its butt.
Re:Bach must be rolling over in his grave (Score:1)
Okay, okay, I surrender. I bow to your superior music knowledge. I post without the +1 to humble myself before thee.
Re:The Organ (Score:1)
3.5.15 Espresso machine
One medium capacity espresso machine, and an unlimited supply of espresso beans
Re:hehe what? (Score:1)
Re:Big Bass Boom (Score:1)
-Charlton Heston
I will rise from the ashes like a Tuscon!
resolution ? (Score:1)
The samples I heard in MP3 didn't really demonstrate a "quick" and versatile instrument, that's why I wonder whether this is more a technical curiosity or a real musical instrument.
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Rush on the lhpo (Score:1)
dude... beowulf cluster of these!! (Score:1)
Re:Did anyone try the mp3s? (Score:1)
Re:Bach must be rolling over in his grave (Score:2)
Trimpin's fire organ (Score:2)
I was quite fascinated by it. It had a really mysterious, ethereal sound.
Foreplay/Long Time (Score:2)
Wonder if Mr. Sholtz reads
Incredible noise here (Score:1)
Re:Best piece of classical music (Score:1)
Man, I love that section! Long time ago, I fell in love with "Pictures", in all versions. Even built up a MIDI rig, primarlily to play with the piece. (Obsessive, me? Naaaahhh!)
The thing I like about Baba Yaga's hut is the sheer ability to go crazy with it. In my collection, I have both the Emerson, Lake and Palmer versions, as well as Tomita's.
The LHPO would be excellent for the opening bars of "Hut", and used judiciously, might be good in "The Great Gate of Kiev".
Other possibilities:
The concerto for piano and percussion by Alberto Ginasterna.(spelling?)
Beethovan's 9th symphony, particularly the scherzo.:)
Re:Philistine! (Score:2)
They oughta Net-ify it (Score:1)
Anti-armor musical instruments? (Score:2)
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Even worse... (Score:2)
Yes, music is full of pieces that could be imporved dramatically merely by the addition of a few explosives.
Funny, that seems to apply to most of life too
Re:Anti-armor musical instruments? (Score:1)
Hot Lycks (Score:1)
Re:Anti-armor musical instruments? (Score:1)
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the slashdot effect. (Score:1)
Re:Bach must be rolling over in his grave (Score:1)
Re:Big Bass Boom (Score:2)
ZikZak has INCREDIBLE sources. He gets his info is direct from the mouth of God. He's wrong about the American Civil War though, the war fought between Lincoln and the Confederate States was the Spanish Civil War.
It's an easy mistake. God was up late last night drinking warm Pabst.
--Shoeboy
Re:Bach must be rolling over in his grave (Score:1)
Yeah, he was actually a baroque composer, actually one of the first. And yes, he was very advanced compared to the guys before him -- even if now his pieces seem somewhat simplistic in their patterns. But back then, this was the new thing. It was rebel territory. "Wow! Tonality!"
When I mentioned classical music, I was including baroque composers in that category as well, even if they're a bit too early. For the purposes of this article, the same thing applies to Bach as it does to all other composers for the organ. Whatever.
Re:geez... (Score:1)
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Re:For the Literate of Slashdot.... (Score:1)
I always figured the contraption would look something like UNIVAC must've, and it would probably take the same size cooling system as an office building...
:)Fudboy
I guess I'm just a Fudboy, looking for that real Transmeta...
Re:Big Bass Boom (Score:1)
Those of us who were priviledged enough to be raised in the true South have been tought the truth by our parents and grandparents.
You call me a liar, but fail to provide any proof to back up that insult. This is just the sort of response I would expect from some damn Northern Yankee!
Re:Bach must be rolling over in his grave (Score:1)
Something similar (Score:1)
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BTW, here's proof ! (Score:1)
Re:Best piece of classical music (Score:2)
Re:Big Bass Boom (Score:1)
Re:History of the "Flame Organ" (Score:1)
[OT] your sig (Score:1)
Looking at your sig... are you on the FUD Patrol? :-)
--Joe--
Re:hehe what? (Score:1)
Re:Big Bass Boom (Score:1)
"Assume the worst about people, and you'll generally be correct"
Re:Hunk of burning love. (Score:1)
Re:Big Bass Boom (Score:3)
I like those guys better than those gutty "nun-lovin americans"!
Every year the Wichita (Kansas) Symphony does an outdoor concert at the conclusion of the 'River Festival' that includes the 1812 Overture. A battery of cannons is supplied by a Fort Riley artillery crew. Very impressive.
Re:BTW, here's proof ! (Score:2)
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Re:Big Bass Boom (Score:1)
Crazy MIDI Man (Score:2)
Apparently, he's still looking to share his free falling sky-diving life [aristotle.net] with just the right woman.
Off topic or otherwise, this is a must-see site.
That's music? (Score:1)
H.
Re:geez... (Score:1)
Clickety-click! (Score:1)
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Big Bass Boom (Score:2)
huge (Score:1)
Oracle announces Net-Devices?! [cadfu.com]
Re:Did anyone try the mp3s? (Score:2)
Re:geez... (Score:1)
Re:BTW, here's proof ! (Score:1)
geez... (Score:1)
pictures (Score:2)
Seeing as it's explosive, does this thing give of a massive shockwave, or is the energy many directed vertically?
Oracle announces $199 Linux Net-Boxes! [cadfu.com]
Re:That's music? (Score:1)
Re:Big Bass Boom (Score:1)
Alas, no mp3's nor real-audio :-( (Score:2)
Did anyone try the mp3s? (Score:2)
For the Literate of Slashdot.... (Score:2)
:)Fudboy
I guess I'm just a Fudboy, looking for that real Transmeta...
History of the "Flame Organ" (Score:4)
Another fire organ (Score:4)
http://perso.club-internet.fr/orguafeu (there's an english version)
And you'll find there a picture of the 1st fire organ, created in the 18th century !
Re:Big Bass Boom (Score:1)
Also, Tchaikovsky died in 1893. The Spanish-American War was fought in 1898 (at least the Cuba part). Go figure.
Re:AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT HARRY POTTER (Score:1)
What you occultist oddballs don't seem to realise is your own bizarre hypocricy. Any mention of the supernatural that doesn't fit in with your own odd beliefs about what an ancient political/social tool (the bible to those who aren't paying attention) means in a modern context is taken as literally as your own thoughts about the good book.
Understand society, understand people. Don't try and shoehorn poeple into your own theories. For fuck's sake. And please stop posting on Slashdot. No one cares.
Re:Industrial Music (Score:1)
Best piece of classical music (Score:2)
Re:[OT] your sig (Score:1)
:)Fudboy
I guess I'm just a Fudboy, looking for that real Transmeta...
Re:AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT HARRY POTTER (Score:1)
Re:Big Bass Boom (Score:1)
All along it was about the slaves, not some bullshit taxation law. The north threatened the south's way of life, and so they tried to secede. They couldn't handle the fact that in democracy you don't always get your way, so they decided to run home crying and quit the whole thing.
Re:hehe what? (Score:1)
Re:Big Bass Boom (Score:1)
I think you need some schooling [tuxedo.org] on just what makes a troll a successful troll.
Glad I could help.
Re:Hunk of burning love. (Score:1)
Oh, this would be a treat, wouldn't it? "And now, will the congregation please rise, as we hear a hymn by 'Father DJ Busta Nutt, the Techno Soundguru'." (Begin chorus of "Day by Day", with heavy bassline and strobelights bombarding the senses)
Or maybe it just won't catch on. Personally, I'd start going to church again...
/* TNW */
Re:AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT HARRY POTTER (Score:1)
But... (Score:1)
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Re:geez... (Score:1)
Re:geez... (Score:2)
Re:hehe what? (Score:1)
Hmm, what midi instrument is this? (Score:1)
Geoff
I have nothing to contribute to this thread (Score:1)
I want this thing to go on tour and swing by the Seattle area.
Maybe there is life after George Clinton and Bootsie Collins after all.
In conclusion, DAMN!!!!!!
--Shoeboy
More midi pipe organs. (Score:1)
You can take a look at
http://www.scpop.de and
http://www.lutheran-hymnal.com/organ/organhymn.
I say those midi files sounds very much like an real pipe organ.
Say no to software patents in europe.
http://petition.eurolinux.org
Also check out Erik Hobijn for pyro art (Score:1)
I met a sound guy called Erik Hobijn at DEAF95 (Dutch Electronic Arts Festival) in Rotterdam. He had done a show with a midi controlled organ of a similiar description and used it at a show in Berlin previously. Showed me some excellent photos. Can't see his name on the material surrounding the LHPO so I am not sure if he was involved in this one or had built one of his own, but if you're into pyro then I suggest you do a search for "Erik Hobijn" and fire on Google or similar. Check out his "Delusions of Self-Immolation" [www.ddh.nl] for starters... he's out there, a cool guy...
But hey, I'm biased, I do fire festivals [beltane.org] and fire sculptures as well...
Hunk of burning love. (Score:4)
Re:Big Bass Boom (Score:1)
And, the war was'nt against the sourthern states, that was only a diversion move while the real war was being fought in nepal, because the world's biggest mines of trollitium are there. About the naming, in light of the real facts, i think it would be best called "Mars attacks".
Perfect Soundtrack For Survival Research Labs (Score:1)
Einsturzende Neubauten backed a show.Fire,explosions,cannons,violent robots on a
dinosaur scale.I wanna hear Tocatta et Fuga.
http://www.srl.org/ [srl.org]
A story on Mark Pauline would be warranted since he is an Uber-hardware geek and gave his
thumb for the chaos he loves.
Bach must be rolling over in his grave (Score:2)
What they really should do is put a couple of famous pieces up there, like the Tocatta and Fugue... the famous one from Phantom of the Opera. If they had that sort of thing in the Rennaisance(sp?), it would have been enough to make composers drop classical music altogether.
And another thing... (Score:1)
Re:Big Bass Boom (Score:3)
Well, you don't recall correctly. Actually Tchaikovsky composed it on a patriotic mood. He found inspiration in the defeat of Napoleon's army during the invasion of Russia. The russian campain happened in 1812 hence the name of the overture. This is also because of Tchaikovsky's source of inspiration that you can hear the russian's national anthem in the 1812 overture. This has nothing to do with those nutty "gun-lovin americans"
Re:Big Bass Boom (Score:2)
YDRC. The Spanish-American war was not fought in 1812, it was fought in 1764 between the Brits and American colonists on one side and the French and their Native American allies on the other.
The war fought in 1812 was the American Civil War which was fough to stop the fiendish expansionism of Germany's Kaiser Wilhelm. This is not to be confused with "The war of 1812" which was fought in the 1950's against the North Koreans and Chinese.
Read some fucking history.
--Shoeboy
Re:FUCK YOU (Score:1)
I remember my days at Oxford. The dean would come in of a morning and make us wipe his organ down....
Re:Hrmmm.. (Score:1)
It was really awesome when I saw it tattooed.on.your.moms.cuntlips.com [rotten.com]
Re:History of the "Flame Organ" (Score:1)
Re:BTW, here's proof ! (Score:1)
Re:Bach must be rolling over in his grave (Score:2)
My favorites are Bach, Beethoven and Copeland, the three B's of the..... Oh, no, wait.....
Re:Bach must be rolling over in his grave (Score:2)
Actually Bach's tuning system was based on Andreas Werckmeister's, who came up with a mathematical well-tempered (although not true even-tempered) scale in the year that Bach was born.
Bach didn't write for an even-tempered tonal system.
Bach's tonal system was designed to keep the 3rds in 5ths in near perfect intonation in the tonic and closely related keys. Even temperament means every key is equally out of tune-- and the 3rds and 5ths are just a little bit flat, something Bach would have shuddered at.
Today we've all gotten used to hearing slightly flat "perfect" intervals though.
Differences among temperaments [WAY OT] (Score:2)
Not quite. The equally-tempered 12-tone "major third" is just a trifle sharp (ratio = 1.2599+, vs. a platonic ratio of 1.25). The 12-tone "perfect fifth" is, by contrast, a trifle flat (ratio 1.4983+, vs. a platonic ratio of 1.5) Helmholz (1890 -- yes, the physicist) describes the 12-tone third as "bright and metallic", and I like that terminology.
As to whether Bach would have shuddered at the sound, I dunno. Helmholz, like many modern Western musicologists, was a bit of a snob about temperament in general. The pure temperament is what comes "naturally" from a vocalist or a performer on an unfretted instrument, and the resonance of the chords is stunning. On the other hand, equally tempered scales have a unique and interesting sound of their own.
Besides, for pure dissonance, the 12-tone scale is unmatched: the augmented fourth/diminished fifth, at the square root of two (1.41421+) is truly wonderful. For many years, it was used by American (US + Canada; I don't know about Mexico, but I assume so, since we use the same rail stock...) freight train klaxons, precisely because it is so hair-raising.
Re:Big Bass Boom (Score:2)
Heh, I'd bet all the good forts do it