SCO Change Their Name to Tarantella 132
GoodPint sent in a story so bizarre that you'll swear I made it up because nothing interesting is happening 'cuz its august and everyone is on vacation... Whats left of SCO is now renaming itself. The best name they could come up with was Tarantella... conjuring up warm fuzzy images for countless investors, as well as limitless mock fodder for folks like me. Reminds of an old Onion story... "New Corporate Logo Changes Everything".
Bugs? Nah... Film Direction! (Score:1)
-grendel drago
what's left ... (Score:1)
Nutella?? (Score:1)
Wow (Score:2)
OT Why are all these companies changing their names to dances? Why not change Microsoft to Tango or Cha Cha, or maybe Horah if they want to go with an eastern feel.
Well, Name Change... (Score:4)
A rose by any other name ... (Score:1)
Meaning of Tarantella (Score:3)
I wonder... (Score:1)
Would we all be making Sour Cream and Onion jokes?
(Really! That's what SCO makes me think of!)
I suppose the old name just got too loaded down with bad 'legacy Unix' mojo, though -- you can see that they're trying to reinvent themselves: 'very much like a start-up' -- ha!
Ten to one they haven't done a damn thing to change the way the company works internally, so they'll just churn out the same stuff yet again.
-grendel drago
Re:Bugs? Nah... Film Direction! (Score:2)
Hmm, conjures up all sorts of interesting TV ads...
No, its Dance Time (Score:2)
Word association games - Tarantella? (Score:2)
The rename game. (Score:5)
I'm thinking about renaming my "Chevy" to "Jaguar", my scratch-built PC to "HAL 9001", and myself to "Bond, James Bond".
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Corp Talk. (Score:1)
Personaly, I am fed up with the derth of "Corp Talk" we have been seeing lately. There are too many company's with vauge buiseness goals, no visible product and and no leadership. Could someone explain, in plain english, just what these people DO? I get the sense many of these companys are just yaping dogs trying to make themselves look important by spewing imposible to understand press releases.
This happen quite abit (Score:1)
Re:Well, Name Change... (Score:1)
They've got a new product (Score:4)
There is a demo here [sco.com]
It's pretty cool, but it's dirt slow.
They've got it set up so you can run Word or Powerpoint, a few unix apps, etc. all on your web browser.
IS
PS (Score:1)
Tarantella.... (Score:1)
yah, my roommate keeps his Tarantella on top of my fridge...
...but why are we talking about pet spiders on slashdot?
Tarantella (Score:1)
technology which allows X clients and
Windows apps to run inside your browser.
[OT]Re:Meaning of Tarantella (Score:1)
mmmmmm...big hairy spiders. Good name for a company, or as Dave Barry [miamiherald.com] likes to say "a good name for a rock band".
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Re:No, its Dance Time (Score:2)
Why didn't they just call themselves 'Death Throes Unix' or 'We're Dead Meat, We Just Haven't Stopped Moving'?
In short, What Were They Thinking?!
-grendel drago
Re:This happen quite abit (Score:1)
Tarrantella (Score:1)
shiver
I suggest a nice fuzzy non-spider logo as those creepy little things give me the shivers.
Why is this so surprising? (Score:3)
It's a shame that all the cool names keep disappearing. I'm glad 3Com has let U.S. Robotics live on as a product line name at least.
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Good luck, but ... (Score:1)
Zappa
Re:Word association games - Tarantella? (Score:1)
Re:what's left ... (Score:1)
Hagbard Celine. Doesn't get close to Hiro Protagonist as far as good names go.
Tarantella? Buzzword-deficient. (Score:1)
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Axel
Re:Nutella?? (Score:1)
"Helpful Nutritional Information:
Tarantella(TM) contains no more than six big furry spider portions per 100g of product."
SCONIX? (Score:2)
Mmmmm... scones...
Re:Well, Name Change... (Score:2)
Re:A rose by any other name ... (Score:1)
"Brand awareness" is supposed to be very valuable, according to marketing types. If SCO have decided to chuck away the brand awareness that they have in favour or a clean slate then things must be pretty bad.
Why Free SCO Sucks (Score:5)
Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way. Since they didn't offer anything (well, certainly nothing worth the price) that Linux didn't, they couldn't compete.
SGI, on the other hand, has the right idea. By giving up IRIX and supporting Linux development, they're
SGI makes out well, and Linux makes out well. This is how free software can help companies, not a half-hearted attempt at releasing stuff that the company doesn't even want.
-grendel drago
Re:Tarrantella (Score:1)
Substitute for REAL change (Score:1)
I'll believe in a new SCO when I see it.
-grendel drago
This isn't news. (Score:1)
Tarantella was an independant subsidery long before Caldera bought SCO.
or 'Monkey Piss' (Score:2)
Yes folks, you too could look to find a cool sounding name, and face-off against countless other companies trying to Trademark/Copyright the same name and attempting to protect their own companies... you can battle it out through local courts, state courts, even the supreme court for copywright infringment or something similar...
Or - for this limited time - you could show your true savy at making anything work and come up with a truly original name... I believe 'Monkey Piss' is indeed that name. Think about it...
1. Instant eye catcher: Tell me the title of this thread didn't instantly catch your attention (unless it was immediately moderated to -1/Troll)
2. People will remember your name - you instantly create name recognition... and I garountee any company named 'Monkey Piss' will instantly become the talk of the office and dinner table for that night.
3. There are thousands of public domain/national geographic pictures of just this which you can instantly use in advertizing.
4. You already have a mascott, and its way cuter than some creapy spider....even if it is peeing.
Ok, well, maybe I'm on my own on this one.
Tarantella is (I hear) a successful product (Score:1)
Anyone else?
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Re:It worked for sgi (Score:2)
-grendel drago
Uh, this is nothing new... (Score:4)
SCO is selling off their server and service divisions, but they're keeping their Tarantella division. It's only logical that they rename their company after the only product they're going to be selling. Everything that made SCO known other than this new product is being sold, so in essence what is SCO if it only sells Tarantella?
It's an odd name, yes, but the name change is logical IMNSHO.
Re:They've got a new product (Score:3)
But just wait for the lawsuits... (Score:2)
"tarantella.. hmm.. tella.. that rings a bell! OH YEAH, PIRACY! LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT!" -Lars Ulrich, sometime in the future
City of Taranto (Score:2)
I like the name that The Register has given them.. (Score:1)
Re:what's left ... (Score:1)
and btw take a look around and you'll notice that I'm not the only one who LIKES Illuminati
The Future of Web Apps (Score:3)
The long and short of it is that this is SCO's plan to destroy desktop computing - the desktop computing that kicked SCO's ass in the marketplace, and this is their revenge - by forcing us to rent OC3's to get our applications. With the help of Microsoft (.NET is just another name for the Tarentella idea), they will destroy the PC revolution out of fear of the Linux revolution. We must stop them!
Why not "Tarantino"? (Score:3)
Re:Well, Name Change... (Score:2)
Agilent doesn't mean anything! This was discussed on Slashdot [slashdot.org] a while ago, as a result of this lengthy Salon article [salon.com]. In a world where the snake-oil salesmen have rebranded themselves as "management consultants", these expensive corporate rebrandings are the corporate equivalent of the Emperor's new clothes. And as long as the senior management of these companies continue to listen to the nonsense spouted by the management consultants, we're going to see a lot more of these name changes. I wonder who long it will take until sanity and common sense prevail?
Yeah But... (Score:2)
Re:Well, Name Change... (Score:1)
Anyway, was Tarantella one of SCO's more (even recently) successful products? perhaps by dumping the SCO Unix and focusing on the one money-maker, they hope to prolong their existance. By identifying the company with that sole profitable product, perhaps they can get more investment money.
Jeff
Re:Corp Talk. (Score:1)
with humpy love,
Re:Tarantella? Buzzword-deficient. (Score:1)
Axel
Re:They've got a new product (Score:1)
Maybe they should go back to skateboards? (Score:2)
Tarantella? What the heck is that supposed to mean? Nobody's going to buy a skateboard from a company called Tarantella!
SGI Not That Close To IBM (Score:1)
-grendel drago
It won't work unless it has "ent" on the end (Score:2)
Much better, isn't it?
If you don't get the joke (or even if you do), go read this extremely funny and informative article [salon.com] on branding/naming over at Salon.
not new (Score:2)
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Re:Corp Talk. (Score:1)
Re:SGI Not That Close To IBM (Score:1)
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The name is crap because ... (Score:3)
They probably had lots of cool names but tarantella was the only name for which they could still get a domain.
Re:Maybe they should go back to skateboards? (Score:1)
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It's Log! (Score:1)
Of course it changes everything! Its Log!
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Not slow... (Score:2)
Re:Well, Name Change... (Score:1)
For some reason, the mental image of UnixWare crawling around in an aquarium seems quite fitting.
[ot]Re:City of Taranto (Score:3)
And I quoteth:
"The St. Vitus' dance became a real public menace, seizing hundreds of people, spreading from city to city, mainly in the Low Countries, in Germany, and in Italy during the 14th and 15th centuries. It was a kind of mass hysteria, a wild leaping dance in which the people screamed and foamed with fury, with the appearance of persons possessed. In these convulsive, frantic, and jerky dances, religious, medical, and social influences probably interacted in response to such things as the epilepsy-like seizures of persons suffering from the Black Death. Italy was afflicted with tarantism, an epidemic presumably caused by the bite of venomous spiders. Its effects had to be counteracted by distributing the poison over the whole body and "sweating it out," which was accomplished by dancing to a special kind of music, the tarantella."
Source: Britannica.com [britannica.com]
Thank you...come again.
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Huh? (Score:1)
Tarantella is a dance, not a spider (Score:1)
conjuring up warm fuzzy images for countless investors, as well as limitless mock fodder for folks like me
*** hates it when Slash editors don't do their research
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The downsides of 'Monkey Piss' (Score:2)
No, 'Monkey Piss' is just not the right choice.
I'd recommend 'Monkey Spunk.'
Re:The rename game. (Score:1)
Not an original thought. Consider this classic dialog from Casino Royale [imdb.com]:
"We'll call all our agents James Bond, 007."
"Sir, won't that be terribly confusing?"
"Exactly! The enemy won't know where to turn!"
Re:No, its Dance Time (Score:1)
No.. they're naming themselves after their only worthwhile product.
[ot]Re:City of Taranto (Score:1)
Source 2: Britannica
Sorry, just didn't want to get sued or something.
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Not new (Score:1)
Re:Uh, this is nothing new... (Score:2)
-B
Re:They've got a new product (Score:2)
Tarantella has actually been around for a couple of years. They were a subsidiary of SCO but their product is really starting to take off. And now that SCO is falling under, I imagine this is a refocus of the company on a different flagship product.
In regards to the Tarantella server, it is middleware which, when dropped into a workgroup, will web-enable Windows and *NIX applications automatically (assuming you have Windows Terminal Server). You can write a document with Microsoft Word and then switch over to Konsole to do some administrative work. I saw a demo of it at a showcase and it works wonderfully and seems very easy to use. It's slow but usable over a modem connection, but over a LAN, it's great! I encourage you to download the evaluation version available on the website http://tarantella.sco.com/dl-files/choice.html.
Anti-SCO (Score:1)
Re:what's left ... (Score:1)
each unto their own, I suppose.
Re:Wow (Score:1)
Re:Well, Name Change... (Score:1)
Re:Huh? (Score:1)
I do indeed know. The story wasn't posted quite as I submitted it... :)
Re:Tarantella is (I hear) a successful product (Score:1)
Re:Tarantella? (Score:1)
Tarantella is written by SCO. As it's pretty much all that was left after the Caldera deal, and because it was already a separate business unit, SCO are quite sensibly killing off the SCO brand and going with Tarantella Inc.
Re:Wow (Score:2)
Well the SCO name change actually makes complete sense. Given that they've sold off the Unix business, the only product they have left is Tarantella, so they may as well name the company after it. The SCO brand name only has recognition in the Unix world anyway.
The one I really don't understand is Scriptics, the company in charge of the Tcl scripting language, changing its name to Ajuba Solutions. Nope, don't get that one. Even if they want to distance themselves from being purely a Tcl company, the new name sucks!
Re:Well, Name Change... (Score:1)
Maybe the CEOs of BA and GTE just had an ego attack and both refused to give up the old name.
Re:Corp Talk. (Score:1)
Re:Well, Name Change... (Score:1)
Well, maybe they're everything you want, they're everything you need, they're everything inside of you that you wish you could be....
But actually, Verizon is a merger of the wireless divisions of Bell Atlantic and GTE. And the name's supposed to be "true horizon." Check out their FAQ [verizon.com] if you're interested.
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Re:Well, Name Change... (Score:2)
At least they've ousted Cowpland.
They gotta be kidding... (Score:2)
Why not DragonsWest? Then I could sell them my domain name
I really think SCO (pronounced: sko) is much better. But then, look what the name Fatbrain did for Computer Literacy. Who would have thunk a name which sounds too close to Fathead would be a success.
I wonder if DogPoop.com is taken yet...
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Re:Tarantella is a dance, not a spider (Score:2)
SCO had a silly name to start off with? (Score:2)
Considering their involvement with Microsoft this seems very apt.
Re:The rename game. (Score:1)
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So what about EU agreements? (Score:2)
I mean, if I install MS Excel I have to click on a licensing agreement that puts certain restrictions on my use of the software, etc etc. Amongst other things doesn't such a user agreement usually state that only one person can use the software at a time, or that it can only be installed on 1 machine?
I went to their Tarantella demo page [sco.com] and made a useless little excel spreadsheet that adds two numbers together. I saved it on their system using their software. Therefore I have just used a copy of Excel which I (AFAIK) do not have the legal right to use - unless they have some special deal in the works with MS.
The software ran rather slowly, but then I am on a cable modem - if I was directly on a highpowered internal corporate network connection it would probably work just fine.
Tarantella, roughly defined (Score:2)
I put it right alongside other meaningless words, like "Sapient," "Integra," and many other recent names of corporations or cars.
However, a "Tarantella" has nothing to do with spiders like others have said... It's a type of dance. A Spanish or Mexican dance I believe, in an energetic fast-3 feel (more like a fast 6/8 that's counted in two).
It would be like naming your company "Waltz" or "Tango." Or Lambada if that's your thing.
But "Tarantella" is obscure enough to leave many people scratching their heads... and thinking of arachnids!
Fond memories of the Old SCO (Score:2)
--- Speaking only for myself,
Re:Anti-SCO (Score:2)
The primary reason is that SCO has been denigrating Linux and the BSDs for years. They have been openly hostile to the Open Source community, and have come out against us in the press numerous times. Heck, quite a few of us have even received insulting faxes and sales literature from our friends at SCO. Basically even Microsoft hasn't treated Linuxers with as much disrespect as SCO has.
Which is fine and dandy, I suppose. Or at least can be chalked up as part of "business," but from all accounts SCO has created some of the worst Unixen ever. I am fortunate to have never had to use it, but now that it is going away I am suddenly curious.
Anyone know where I can get a hold of one of those "free" SCO CDs so I can see for myself how bad it is (was)?
Re:Wow (Score:2)
Pirates of Penzance, anyone? (Score:2)
Seems like the perfect metaphor for SCO to me.
;)
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OK, Let's play charades (Score:2)
-JD
Re:The rename game. (Score:2)
Rhyme ? (Score:2)
Caldera was insterested.
SCO is old and lacks the image of an innovative company that it therefore is rather than an old companyosaur (IMHO their products SCO*Unix and UnixWare were reliable enough for server use).
So, it sounds like that before getting bought SCO wants to refresh its identity with a new name.
SCO doesn't rhyme with Caldera...
Hence Tarantella ?
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Tarantella.com (Score:2)
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