Star Wars Episode I DVD - October 16, 2001 235
linderdm writes: "The official Star Wars web site has an article confirming reports about the release date of October 16th for the Phantom Menace DVD. It looks like it will be a double DVD set with 6 hours of additional material, plus 7 new deleted scenes added to the movie." Lucas should have an option to view it in Phantom Edit mode. If that's unrealistic, maybe releasing ep IV, V and VI would be feasible? Please?
Re:Non-Jar-Jar (Score:1)
THX has nothing to do with Dolby Digital 5.1 or DTS.
THX is a set of technical standards established by (duh) THX for your Hi-Fi equipment. It works just as well with DD 5.1 and DTS 5.1.
Check it out [thx.com]
Re:Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the J (Score:1)
Lay off the crack pipe, fella. Laserdisc is vastly superior to VHS. It's almost as good as DVD; DVD's advantages over Laserdisc is not really in terms of audio/video quality (DVD video is slightly superior, but the audio is slightly inferior, to Laserdisc, depending on the system used), but rather in terms of its small size, its use as a computer storage medium, and its ability to hold different versions or extra material which can be chosen by the viewer. DVD's advantages over Laserdisc are in terms of customer convenience. We will have to wait for High Definition DVD before we will see a medium that is vastly superior to Laserdisc, rather than marginally superior.
Great! (Score:1)
Re:SIX HOURS?? (Score:1)
Re:Apple and StarWars (Score:1)
Hey! Gateway uses a Who song in one of their commercials! Only the greatest rock n' roll band to ever exist!
Re:View Options - do you have a DVD player? (Score:1)
Please oh please let it have the Phantom Edit! (Score:5)
As it was covered in the Chicago Tribune a few days ago, I remember the the critic gave it a 1/4 star less than the 3.5 stars that the untouched version had; the edit was much more refined and moved well, but lacked some of the magic that the original had. Rumor has it that Lucas has seen this, and while not allowing it to be distributed publicly, acknowledges that it's a good edit, but not as good as his original vision.
Re:Definatly a good thing.. (Score:1)
Hopefully some of these new scenes will be equally interesting..
Definatly a good thing.. (Score:2)
Anyone have any idea what scenes may be extended, or what we may have missed entirely?
The commentary is also well worth it. It's funny to hear what the creators think about scenes, and getting those tasty little nuggets about why something is the way it is, often things you never would have thought of..
Re:Deleted scenes (Score:2)
'Han, do you mind if I use your lighter adapter, gotta plug something in..'
Re:THX is not a sound format. (Score:1)
bargain bin (Score:1)
Re:I'm surprised... (Score:2)
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Re:I'm surprised... (Score:5)
In the Special Edition, Lucas adds a few seconds where _the bounty hunter fires the first shot_, turning Solo from a ruthless mercenary to just another guy defending himself in a tough world.
That's a bit of a change, don't you think?
sPh
Re: Top reason for a PC instead . . . not (Score:2)
I used MacOS9 for about two weeks, it crashed far far more often then Win95 and Win98 did for me. Then I got the OSX public beta, and only had two crashes in as many months. Then the OSX release, which I think has had two crashes in 3(?) months, but has refused to unsuspend maybe three times (which may not be a crash, but is about as bad -- I can ssh in, but I don't really know what to kill to fix it, I can do a clean reboot though).
One of the OSX PB crashes was from me doing a 'umount -f' which shouldn't cause a panic. Doesn't cause a panic in any of the BSDs I've used. One of the OSX full releases was me retesting that.
In my (short!) experience OS 9 is less stable then Win9x. Mac OSX is far more stable, but still not as stable as a "real" Unix :-)
SIX HOURS?? (Score:4)
It seems *someone* thinks pretty highly of their little movie.
Re:View Options (Score:2)
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[OT] may the DVD be with you (Score:1)
I'd think twice before getting too excited about a DVD release announcement.
Now that Star Wars will be released, any word on the LOTR DVD boxset yet? ;-)
Re:No DTS (Score:1)
Wouldn't a THX mastered DTS track still sound better than a THX mastered DD5.1 track?
As long as THX isn't supported by the average home cinema setup, there is no reason to not put a DTS track on it. (unless my first assumption was wrong, of course)
Re:[OT] may the DVD be with you (Score:1)
The Back To The Future announcements were no(t all) rumours, there have been several official announcements from Amblin and Universal.
But I haven't heard any story so ridiculous as the BTTF one so I guess it is very likely these discs will indeed be out this fall.
Re:well that's dumb (Score:1)
About bloomin time. (Score:1)
I'd go to the cinema to watch them again definitely, but they are not always on when I want to watch them (read never). Besides - I have developed a hatred of the cinema experience - you can't smoke, pause the film to make coffee, and there is a distinct lack of sofas in every cinema I've been in. Also, there are the usual people throwing pop-corn, kicking me in the back of the head, rustling those specially designed 150Db packets made only for cinemas, talking away explaining the plot to their thick friends, and so on. Not to mention the odours that some of them give off... And do they make the seats that uncomfortable on purpose? The final irony, is that if you are real unlucky, you are so close to the damm screen you get whiplash following the action, and you can see that hair the camera operator missed on his lens.. some films I've seen in cinemas looked like they forgot to turn up the colour, and were so scrathed youd think they were half a century old.
So. I'd like the next best thing in my house, where I can lie back on my sofa, smoke on, and adjust the damm picture. DVD's unlike film or VHS tape, do not wear out.
One final thing - I couldn't care less for "additional features" - I don't give a s*** about how many hours some guy spent in make up - its a FANTASY - I don't want to see behind the curtain ffs! I know its not real - don't rub it in
Re:Lucas not an open source enemy (Score:2)
Happy Birthday To Me! (Score:1)
Re:Non-Jar-Jar (Score:2)
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Re:I think this made the real difference! (Score:1)
Re:Please oh please let it have the Phantom Edit! (Score:1)
Lucas is a 100% talent-free hack, the movie was as diverting as reading the fine print on a Taco Bell placemat, and any editing applied to that turgid, craptacular "entertainment" would be greeted with hosannahs of welcome, although, in truth, having lost two damn hours of my summer to Lucas' "vision" (doubtless of the $1000 bills he lights his cigars with), I'm off the teenage hypertrophied wish-fulfillment fascist-allegory space-operas for good. Until, that is, Part II.
Peace,
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Re:Additional material (Score:2)
Re:Episode I (Score:3)
"No plot"? Episode I has a plot that works on a number of levels: straightforward adventure, political intrigue, character interaction... The film is very well constructed. Look at the ending: four separate plot threads taking place in separate locations are intricately intercut and interwoven seamlessly. I also want to draw attention to the mystery aspect of it: that is, the mystery of Darth Sidious' identity. Of course everyone knows who Darth Sidious *really* is, but imagine you'd never seen the previous movies -- could you figure out the truth just from what's on the screen in Episode I? You can if you're paying attention, all the information is there, hiding in plain sight. Likely as not I would have missed it if I hadn't known.
The film has some obvious flaws. Plainly the first hurdle that most people face is Jar-Jar. This isn't a problem for me, since I don't care about Jar-Jar one way or the other; I just accept him as what he is, which is comic relief. And yes, some of the dialogue his hokey, particularly Anakin's. How much of the dialogue in the previous films was *not* hokey? A worse flaw is the missed opportunity to establish Anakin's anger management problem: specifically, there was a scene cut from the film where he attacks a much younger Greedo after the Rodian accuses him of winning the pod race by cheating. I don't understand why Lucas left that scene out; maybe the movie was running long.
Sometimes I just get the idea that the people who heap scorn on Episode I are just disappointed that it didn't overwhelm them like Episode IV did back when they were ten years old. Either that or I wonder if they saw the same film I did (several times, I might add).
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Re:Actual DVD release schedule... (Score:2)
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Re:I'm surprised... (Score:3)
Aside from all that, the addition of Greedo's shot was pathetic. It was amateurish, and made the special effects on the Sci-Fi Channel look polished in comparison. Lucas should have stuck with what was in the script, and not tried to cozy up to the bleeding-heart, keeping-yourself-alive-is-a-crime crowd.
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And the original? (Score:1)
Re:Episode I (Score:1)
> Credit where credit's due, Jar Jar is certainly real enough to actually hate.
Yeah, Jar Jar is a real action figure.
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Re:Non-Jar-Jar (Score:3)
In the Jamaican edition he talks just like Prince Charles.
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Re:I'm surprised... (Score:2)
I sure didn't catch that.
Are you crazy? (Score:2)
I could have done with about 3 hours less of the pod race and a little bit more story. The whole Jedi Council thing was too rushed.
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Re:I think I speak for us all when I say (Score:2)
All of which I am allowed to do by fair use laws. Similarly, people are allegedly buying "compact discs," which consist of nothing more than pre-recorded music. That is nothing more than data! Simple, pure, data. I will not pay someone upwards of $10 for the privilege of listening to data that I could download for free.
The thought that you would pay for such things. Ugh. If you can download it for free, you shouldn't pay for it.What would be more exciting... (Score:2)
Re:Episode I (Score:2)
As far as McGregor and Neeson being bad actors: maybe they aren't. However, they were in Episode I, and here's why: there was no report between any of the characters (except for the small amount of sickening report between Anakin and the Princess, but that hardly reports). All the talking seemed quite dull, as if they were rattling off memorized lines. (I'll draw you to the schenes where the two Jedi meet JarJar, and where Gui Quan (or whatever the heck it was) explained to Anakin (what the heck are they doing calling him 'Annie' for? I mean, really people!) what metacloreans (wtf? this was pulled from which orifice? never mind that it's a weak take on metacondrea) were.
Contrast the dialog and character relationship development to that of, say, the schene on the Falcon in Star Wars, right after the destruction of Alderaan, when Han is giving Luke a hard time, and they're conversing. Not terribly good acting, but a HECK of a lot better than Episode I. There was real human emotion and depth in the trilogy and it's characters, even in the non-humans! There was NONE of that in Episode I, really. That's what makes films good - the portrayal of human strengths and weaknesses through trials, the display of human emotion, and various other elements of life which we can identify with. The Gungans? What, exactly, did they add to the film besides an excuse to render something extra? Nothing.
I could go on and on about the contrast between Star Wars and Episode I . They're black and white - two completely contrary films. While the Trilogy demonstrates what is good, and what all film artists seem to try and live up to now, Episode I seems to set a counter-example - don't effing do anything like it!
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Episode I (Score:3)
It makes one wonder what happened. I'm not sure of specifics, but I took a look at the credits for Episode I. Mr. Lucas didn't direct this film completely. It appears as if he had a 'co-producer' that did all the work, and simply ran it by George. Also, from my perceptions, they threw so much budget money and emphasis was thrown into special effects, that no time or effort was spent on picking good actors, or developing a coherrent story line.
I have a hard time believing that the story behind Episode I was around since the initial Star Wars. It feels plastic and commericial, simply produced to sell toys. Even the key factor of the film - the special effects - grew terribly old by the end.
So as to keep this somewhat on-topic... I was of the understanding that the Trilogy would be released at the same time as Episode I. I also ponder whether the 'extra material' is thrown in there so that adults can feel justified for buying the disk, due to the poor quality of the film. (Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge Star Wars fan. I just really don't consider Episode I to be even close to Star Wars in any aspect besides the lightsabers.)
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Re:Please oh please let it have the Phantom Edit! (Score:2)
Do you think you could travel ~6000 km/h in water? You'd vaporize the water around you due to the friction alone...
Vacuum has its advantages....
Doug
Re:Downloading "The Phantom Edit"? (Score:3)
alt.binaries.starwars for sure im downloading it right now
Downloading "The Phantom Edit"? (Score:2)
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I Hope So =) Think About It .. (Score:2)
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Re:Please oh please let it have the Phantom Edit! (Score:2)
Ahh, but you neglect to mention that that "fan" is rumored to be none other than Kevin Smith [theforce.net] (though now when I look at that page, a month later, it says that he denies it. Still...).
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No Special Edition VHS first? (Score:3)
I'm surprised... (Score:2)
I can't believe that the 6 hours of additional footage and 7 deleted scenes are being released on the first DVD release. I mean, shouldn't it go a little more like:
That would seem to follow better the George Lucas release schedule, don't you think?
Re:Here's what the extra content will be (Score:2)
Before anybody gets excited about new material in the movie, let's try not to forget that these scenes were deleted for a reason, and the Jar Jar scenes were left in.
That should tell you how bad they probably are.
"Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"
Apple and StarWars (Score:2)
Dynamic DeCSS Phantom Edit would be illegal (Score:2)
Re:THX is not a sound format. (Score:2)
Re:Episode I (Score:2)
Eps IV-VI were teenager's films with little real depth. Fans who were teenagers when IV-VI came out are adults now and want to know the history of the Empire, how it came about, how it turned bad and why the Jedi couldn't/wouldn't stop it. They wanted a film with more intelligence than the action movies that were the first trilogy, because they have grown up.
Instead they got a children's movie.
I'll only buy it if.. (Score:3)
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Re:Downloading "The Phantom Edit"? (Score:3)
Here's what the extra content will be (Score:4)
Reuters [yahoo.com]
whiners (Score:2)
I agree with them that he shouldn't change the movie, because doing so ignores the fact that his "art" is made for the fans. However, I certainly don't see how they can complain that people don't update the soundtrack in the same way Lucas updates his films.
The Jedi Edition (Score:2)
I think I speak for us all when I say (Score:2)
What do we do with people with a bad attitude? Do we give them money? Hell no!
Here's what I did:
- Rented the VHS copy
- Downloaded a VCD of it
- Watched the VCD in my DVD player
- Returned the VHS copy and deleted the VCD
all of which I am allowed to do by fair use laws. I never bothered to buy the VHS and keep the VCD after that as the movie wasn't good enough -- it was dumbed down for the lowest common denominator by Jar-Jar, and therefore ruined. Special effects aren't so special on VHS -- you need good acting and a good plot -- both of which Jar-Jar decimated. DVD, maybe, since special effects are better on DVD. But, of course, by now they are old news and not worth the cost of the DVD.
That man will never see more than the rental price of his movie from me until he improves his attitude (by which, I mean, he needs to release the DVD at the same time or earlier than the VHS, or don't release either).
To sum it up: Check your attitude at the door next time Lucas, and I'll by happy to buy your stuff. 'Till then I'll just laugh at the huge stock of old EP-1 tapes still at my local Costco.
I know I have an attitude, but I'm the customer. That's my right.
Re:Deleted scenes (Score:2)
Are you kidding? Jar-Jar is gonna be a Jedi. Imagine how the kids will go ape for the clumsy Jedi, who can't ever seem to do anything right but somehow manages to save the day anyway... Puke!
But seriously, I heard Jar-Jar will be getting PLENTY of screen time and an increasingly important role in the series. Double puke.
Re:Additional material (Score:2)
Enough to make a Star Wars fan try to swallow his or her own tongue in a fit of psychopathic rage and disgust, I'd say.
It will be enough to make a Phantom Menace fan pretty happy though.
On the day this comes out, I think I'll just watch Aliens. Again.
Re:Episode I (Score:2)
They certainly would if they showed up in STAR WARS, for Pete's sake. If you go to an Adam Sandler movie you know what you are getting into. Star Wars is supposed to be DIFFERENT than that.
Re:Actual DVD release schedule... (Score:2)
You're slamming DD sound for no reason. DTS is a fine standard, but overhyped. I have the capability to decode both, and a good system to play 'em through, and there is precious little difference.
Most of the time, DTS sounds a bit better just because it's a little LOUDER for the same volume knob setting. If there is some greate innate superiority, the mixing engineers on my DTS DVDs haven't tapped into it.
If you can recommend a DVD where the DTS is clearly, far and away superior, to the point that your across the board DD slam is justified, I'd like to know.
Re:Actual DVD release schedule... (Score:2)
That's all neat, but give me an example where the difference is obvious. There must be some DVD that comes to mind.
Bah, I should have kept my mouth shut, the DD/DTS thing has started plenty of flamewars in the past.
DVD actually cheaper for Canadians! (Score:2)
The two-disc set is priced at $ 29.98 in the U.S. and $ 41.98 in Canada.
Assuming a currency exchange of 1.5 can$ to one us (overly pessimistic), the price would be C$44.97.
Oh, but then, assuming thay you live in BC, or any of the other provinces where 14% sales tax is the norm, the total would be brought to a nice and cozy $47.86. This is, of course, assuming that you pay no income tax (har, har) to the Canadian Government.
This brings up an interesting point.
If a Canadian works for minimum wage ($7) that would equal about 6.8 hours of work. The american pays (assuming $6.50 minimum wage, at least in Oregon) 4.6 hours of work are required - both calculations made w/o income tax comparisons, etc...
If Lucas expects me to work my ass off for seven hours to watch his fucking movie, he has to realize something - that his DVD set is priced too fucking high in Canada.
Mind you, broadband access in canada runs about $40 a month, $40 in the states. Almost enough incentive for you to buy a cable/dsl line and download the Divx Rip, which, mind you, has been out a few weeks before the movie was.
The slashdot 2 minute between postings limit: /.'ers since Spring 2001.
Pissing off coffee drinking
Re:Deleted scenes (Score:2)
http://www.theforce.net/prequels/cutting_room9.sht ml
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By the looks of things the scene was filmed (theres pictures there to prove it)
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,26745,00.ht
it's called the phantom edit and I've been scouring (no pun intended) for a divx version on gnutella wihtout success the past 2 weeks or so...
apparently George wasn't amused:
http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/story/0,1259,
*Shrug*
E.
Re:well that's dumb (Score:3)
Re:Please oh please let it have the Phantom Edit! (Score:2)
Petition. (Score:3)
Deleted scenes (Score:3)
Star Wars Appetizer (Score:2)
Folks, realize that the Episode I DVD will come out just 7 months before Episode II is scheduled to hit the theaters (last I heard it was going to be May 19, 2002, 3 years to the day after Episode I came out).
Non-Jar-Jar (Score:5)
English Dolby Digital [5.1]
English DTS [5.1]
English Jar-Jar free
English Subtitles
French Dolby Pro Logic [2.1]
Re:Episode I (Score:2)
I'm sorry, I agree with most of what you wrote, but this is a sticking point! The original 3 Star Wars movies had only TWO great actors -- Harrison Ford and Sir Alec Guiness.
Compare this to the actors for Episode I, especially: Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, Samuel L. Jackson, Terence Stamp are all wonderful, and even Natalie "Hot Grits" Portman is pretty good.
Sure, Jake sucks, but compared to Mark Hamill, who can complain?
View Options (Score:3)
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Re:Well (Score:5)
At least this would be an official release with some extra goodies.
Yeah, it would be great to have a copy without those two robots kibitzing all throughout the movie.
Together I shall rule the world! -- Tom Servo
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In defence of Jar Jar Binks (Score:2)
He is, at least, a unique creation. Can you say that about any other character from the movie? Anakin Skywalker has little to do aside from playing the precocious brat. Qui-Gon delivers the occasional gnomic utterance and then dies. Young Obi-Wan twirls his lightsaber now and again. Amidala is barely a character. Darth Maul reprises the Jack Palance role from SHANE. Ian McDiarmid _does_ suggest unspoken depths to Senator Palpatine, as does Pernilla August to Shmi Skywalker, but Lucas doesn't develop either character; as it is, McDiarmid and August comes across as professionals stranded among amateurs.
But Jar Jar...he's _interesting_. Yes, he's also annoying as hell, but even this trait, in a film populated with bland nonentities, is in his favor. Consider that Jar Jar is the only major character who isn't boringly supercompetent. Think about that. There's never any question, for example, about Queen Amidala's leadership. Here's a young, very inexperienced monarch, surrounded by older (and presumably more politically experienced) advisers, making rash decisions in the face of a grave threat from a foreign power; Lucas _could_ have explored these depths, but no. Amidala is never shown as anything but a strong and righteous leader with utterly devoted advisers; she's even good with a gun, while her enemies, the Trade Federation, are weak and cowardly. Even the fight scenes are boring, because the good guys are too good. Anakin is never in any credible danger, while the lightsaber fight between Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and Maul is more like a routine display of technical skill (and expensive special effects) than a tense battle between unevenly matched foes, as was the battle between Luke and Vader in THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK.
But Jar Jar isn't supercompetent; quite the opposite. Because he doesn't always do the right thing, he actually generates a little suspense in an otherwise bland movie--is Jar Jar going to do something which wrecks everything? He comes pretty close, a couple of times.
He's even got a bit of depth going for him, which other characters don't have. We find out he's an outcast among his own people, and yet later he says to Amidala, "We're not going down without a fight. Gungans have a _grand_ army." There's something touching about this outcast still retaining a sense of pride for the people who have rejected him.
And it's quite clear that the computer animators who created Jar Jar went ridiculously overboard; Jar Jar never stops moving, and even asleep, he's prey to involuntary gestures and nervous tics. But I found even this endearing. At least Jar Jar is never boring to watch.
I think the real reason so many geeks loathe Jar Jar (as loudly and as excessively as possible) is because he _is_ a character for the children. Geeks hate children--having been, in many instances I suppose, children so recently themselves. I'm reminded of J. Michael Straczynski and "Babylon 5"; fanboys of that show delightfully took to heart JMS's avowed "no children" policy. But what was the point of that? It didn't make B5 any better a program.
Anyway, up with Jar Jar Binks, I say. I hope that, despite the tremendous amount of vitriol flung in his direction after the release of THE PHANTOM MENACE, Lucas brings him back for the sequels. It would be almost a wise a decision as would be Lucas's committing Episode II to the hands of a different writer.
hyacinthus.
Extra Bonus materials (Score:2)
Re:Episode I (Score:3)
Find the origional trilogy in a video store. See what it's listed under. Most places will list it under Sci-Fi, but smaller stores that lack such a section will list it as an action film. Now here's the kicker. Phantom Menace isn't listed as a Sci-Fi film. It clearly is, but it's listed under children's films.
Fans aren't angry simply because the film was bad. Bad films happen. Life goes on. Fans were angry because so much of Episode I was specificly tailored to spawn marketable products. Firstly, the targeting of the film. By targeting the film to young audiances you vastly increase merchandising options. When did you last see a Shawshank Redemption lunch box? Secondly, Lucas allowed the film to focus in the wrong place. Episode I is about the origions of Anakin Skywalker. It's not about Qui Gon Jin, it's not about Jar Jar Binks. These things do not matter in the long run. These characters are clearly transitory in nature, yet Lucas blows them up, larger even than the roles of the coterie from IV V and VI, thus overshadowing Anakin. Now I'm not saying that Anakin was played by an Oscar winner here, but again, how many Anakin action figures were sold in comparison to Jar Jar or Qui Gon Jin figures? Anakin's not as marketable a character is Episode I, so he gets downplayed. You pointed out that a crucial scene was cut. This is a perfect example of this kind of market pandering.
So that's my point. I don't think fans were upset that Episode I was a bad movie. It had a good plot, not great, but not bad either. It had great visuals. It lacked some of the great one liners that the rest of the trilogy is known for, but at least half of those are famous for their utter wretchedness. The problem was that Episode I was a sell out. It was done with a big budget, for a massive debut, and a huge marketing gig afterwards. No more drive buys on a block of wood covered with model battleship parts here, this is corporate america at work. And that's why the fans feel betrayed.
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THX is not a sound format. (Score:3)
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"A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students."
Re:Episode I (Score:4)
I will probably buy a copy of this hoary slab of Gungan-shit.
What can I say? I've had skywalkerian fantasies running through my mind since I was 14 years old. This is as thorough a part of my life as the Constitution I'd die to uphold. Having seen SW1 in the theater, I figured I'd paid my fealty. But no, marketing will out, and I'll just have to find a way to get one at the skinniest profit margin, because I can not do without.
As for the reasons for the poor quality, this time Lucas did too much by himself. He caught lightning in a bottle with Star Wars. Lawrence Kasdan and Joseph Campbell put the meat into Empire and Jedi. Lucas had to craft this one alone. Hopefully he's gone to the water and seen his destiny, and will get his act together for the next two. He's listed in IMDB as having someone else helping with the script for Episode II. We'll see.
And no, I don't expect the trilogy to appear in DVD (or whatever replaces it) until Lucas finds a way to encrypt it so that it can only be decrypted by the retina and occipital lobe of a licensed user.
--Blair
Re:Episode I (Score:2)
But poorly conceived. The Gungan/Droid battle was a CGI wet dream, while at the same time being utterly sterile and uninvolving. It was about as exciting as watching small boys moving toy armies around.
And how many did we care about? Surely I can't be the only person who screamed "Aaargh!" every time they cut away from the genuinely involving lightsabre battle to the (irrelevant) ewok^H^H^H^H Gungan CGI fest, the (annoying) Kid In Spaaace, and the (confused) AmiPadmeDala running around scenes. Yes, the cuts enhanced the tension of the lightsabre thread, but all of the other three threads were dull and unengaging.
Episode 1 wasn't a total washout, but it was disappointing because Lucas did a bunch of stuff just because he could, and he made the mistake of putting in slapstick humour which really only works for the under 7 audience. Episode 1 was aimed at a specific audience at a specific time, and that'll hurt it in the long run.
Re:I Hope So =) Think About It .. (Score:2)
As long as George is raping our dreams... *cough* Boba Fett *cough*
Re:Episode I (Score:3)
James Earl Jones, David Prowse, Peter Mayhew, Anthony Daniels?
Just because you didn't see/hear them, doesn't mean they're not talented actors.
When you first saw Star Wars Ep 4, did you doubt for one second that C-3PO was a real robot, Chewbacca was a real Wookie, and that Darth Vadar was a really real bad guy?
Credit where credit's due, Jar Jar is certainly real enough to actually hate. ;)
Re:Please oh please let it have the Phantom Edit! (Score:2)
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well that's dumb (Score:2)
Criterion (Score:5)
"Meesa think dis movie stinky."
What is Really Missing (Score:2)
I wait all this time for the computer-enhanced DVD just so I can get that Jar-Jar replacement for Clippy in Office, and what do they do... ditch the office assistant!
Really, what else could be more helpful that Jar-Jar appearing and giving you advice:
Meysa thinksa yousa spella lika shitta
Oh, you wanta to fax? Jar-Jar will fax for you [and never arrives](covers up that nice fax-eating bug)
Oh, yousa wanna mail-merge? Isa don't think yousa should do that
Upon an illegal operation: "boomed da gasser, and crashed de boss's heyblibber, den banished."
Maybe even some cute little actions... people buy the software for the cute little actions (hell, people buy an imac because it looks like a yo-yo)
And let's not forget easter eggs:
"Isa tella what, Queen Amidala lika my tongue"
Jar-jar dances and sticks his tongue out while that macro virus trashes your files
And lastly: A quick image showing the true nature of evil - A pic of vader fading into a pic of the pengiun...