Star Trek Enterprise Tidbits 399
Carlo di Bonk writes: "I found a good article about the new Star Trek Enterprise television evil forces. These evil villains are from the future and the mirror universe. It seems to be an interesting chance that it is a different mirror universe though, to one seen in Star Trek The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine and other Star Trek television." Lots of little plot bits too, like the fact that they will have transporters, but they won't be trusted because they randomly kill people (like the first movie!) With Farscape running start to finish, my copy of Lexx Season 1 on DVD en route, and the new Star Trek a few weeks away, I think I need to take a week off ... a scifi sabbatical ;)
Did I miss an episode of TNG? (Score:2)
When was the TOS/DS9 mirror universe shown on ST:TNG?
Re:Did I miss an episode of TNG? (Score:2)
It wasn't. But it was covered in a damned good book - Dark Mirror. So, yeah, the statement made above was somewhat incorrect.
If you haven't read Dark Mirror, or don't read most Star Trek books in general - go ahead and read it. It's a very good story that I would have loved to have seen done in the series, or better yet, as a movie!
Re:Did I miss an episode of TNG? (Score:2)
I've recently read 3 of the "Section 31" books. A very interesting way of explaining certain things in the star trek timeline.
Trek Books in general (Score:2)
Unluckly, due to lack of time I've quit reading the books for about the last 6 months or so. I also REALLY enjoyed the New Frontier series with the Excalibur and it's crew members. Think Worf was a badass security officer? The Excalibur's security officer makes him look like a pansy - the guy is made of stone (I believe the name of his race was Brikar or something like that - they are living stone creatures.) All the characters on that ship are just... strange, but cool to learn about. Plus, they also have some characters from the TNG series - Morgan Lefler (her mom is also interesting), the gal that wanted Riker's job for awhile is the first officer, and the CMO is from the TNG series.
Granted, with the ST book series there have been some real dogs. There's a couple of the TNG books that I consider to be worse than the worse TNG episodes. But all in all, you are right - the ST books in general are of higher quality, and offer the opportunity for the characters to be explored much more deeply.
For those thinking about reading any of the books, here's a 'must read' list: Vendetta, Imzadi II, the entire New Frontier series, Prime Directive, Dark Mirror, and anything Peter David writes in the different series. :-)
As for the Voyager books... well, they really don't seem to improve on the series any with some exceptions. Still not a Voyager fan (which is horrible when ya consider I think I've seen all of them. Sheesh.)
Re:Did I miss an episode of TNG? (Score:2, Funny)
uuuhhh...I thought ST:TNG WAS the evil mirror universe...
Re:Did I miss an episode of TNG? (Score:3, Funny)
Is that like a vanity-mirror universe?
still nothing as good as .... (Score:1)
Re:still nothing as good as .... (Score:5, Funny)
I like the alternate universe from Deep Space 9 where ALL the hot chicks are lesbians! Woot! Set phasers for XXX Action!
First episode (Score:1, Funny)
Not enough silicon-based life forms on Star Trek? (Score:5, Funny)
full story:
http://www.ridiculopathy.com/news_detail.php?disp
Hortas! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Not enough silicon-based life forms on Star Tre (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Not enough silicon-based life forms on Star Tre (Score:2)
The Tholians were mentioned a couple of times on DS9. I forget the exact words, but it was apparent that there was some kind of relationship with them now and they weren't outright hostile.
Pity.
Never heard anything about the Gorn though. Would be nice to run into them again. Let's see if la-di-dah pooftah Capt. Archer can make an improvised cannon like Kirk did!
Re:Not enough silicon-based life forms on Star Tre (Score:2)
I'd love to play with the artifiial gravity on one of those!
Re:Jeri as Seven (Score:2)
Are you *trying* to be humourous? Final? Heh. They said the same thing about Star Trek: TMP, STII:TWOK, STIV:TVH, STV:TFF and STVI: TUC.
Now, I don't think either DS9 or Star Trek: Gilligan's Island (Voyager) are strong enough to base a movie series off of. I think Enterprise is Paramount's insurance that they will be able to make more Star Trek movies, because undoubtedly this is where a LOT of revenue comes from for them. Movies spawn books, collectibles, videotapes, DVD, soundtracks etc. in a way that the series don't....there is a certain amount of luster associated with the movies that the series lack, and I'm sure Paramount realizes that.
OF course, I'm sure your just a Paramount plant spreading disinformation...
Question (Score:3, Funny)
The only way Trek could be any worse would be if it was sung.
Re:Question (Score:3, Funny)
Paramount has chosen English opera star Russell Watson to cover the Rod Stewart tune Faith of the Heart as the opening theme music of UPN's upcoming Enterprise series.
Is that close enough to a Star Trek musical?
Re:Question (Score:2)
The parallel universe was the coolest thing in the original Trek episode, and it was nice to see it revisited in DS9... ONCE. But they are indeed going too far now.
The only way Trek could be any worse would be if it was sung.
After watching the 60 sec clip at startrek.com I am actually more jazzed about this show than ever. I always thought the prequel idea had a lot of merit, and the clip shows me that the producers "get it," at least a little. More than I thought they would, anyway. (no spandex, and people are wearing BALL CAPS. Crazy.)
Watch the clip, you might find that it's better than you expected. (Of course, I couldn't view the clip on Win2k because it is Quicktime. Reinstalling QT didn't help, I had to open up the Mac and watch it there.)
Of course the show can still suck ass. A good teaser proves nothing. But it gives me hope. (when, oh WHEN will I learn NOT TO TRUST THE CLIP? I have been burned too often.)
Re:Question (Score:2)
Considering that it's already been parodied in South Park, I'd say that using it again demonstrates that either the producers are morons, or they assume that we are. Or heck, maybe it's both.
Re:Question (Score:2)
Peace and Love? (Score:1)
From the original article:
Peace and love? Kirk? I mean, besides the fact that he didn't always limit himself to homo sapiens, Kirk kicked butt and took names, he wasn't representative of any 'peace and love Federation.' Yeah, he met some hippies, but It's hard to see the 'Space Hippies' taking over the Feds. =)
Re:Peace and Love? (Score:4, Funny)
"Alien..general we.......meanyounoharm (Sulu ready phasers)....Our culture is.......one of peace and........tranquility (Spock get a lock on).......We can settle......our differences.....peacefully....FIRE!"
UPN :-( (Score:1)
The Kirk spirit (Score:2, Insightful)
Must... see... soon... (Score:2, Interesting)
I'm dying to watch Enterprise. While I've heard a couple of people say it's gonna suck, I really think it's possible it may end up being the best Trek yet.
The future isnt' so far way in Enterprise - it's going to be easier, IMHO, to relate to the universe in the Enterprise series than it was in ST:TNG (and definitely easier to relate to than Voyager. Blah.) I also think they may have a chance to make statements about humanity in general again. Voyager pretty much never did it, and DS9 didn't make much of an effort.
But, of course, that's just my opinion. No matter how good or bad it is, someone is gonna say it sucks compaired to (TOS, TNG, DS9, V, TAS ;-)
The bad guys however - this could be interesting. I do hope they are used sparingly like they did the Borg for a while, instead of every episode centering around trying to duke it out with them.
Everyone cross your fingers, and hope they manage to get this series right!
Anyone ready to place bets... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Anyone ready to place bets... (Score:2, Interesting)
Pretty interesting stuff.
Transporters that Kill: (Score:5, Funny)
Cool! Just like the Muni buses in San Francisco.
damn transporters . . . (Score:2)
anyway, I'd like to see them gone, gone, gone.
The enterprise had transporters for a very simple reason: the special effects budget couldn't handle a weekly landing.
They were aware of the danger that these would be a worse plot than Commander Cleavage, and thus the comment or two about the danger of intra-ship use, etc. They seemed to have forgotten this by the time that spinoff occurred, and techno-babble became a substitute for a plot . . .
hawk
Contrived plot (Score:3, Insightful)
The other shows all had simple, realistic premises-the Enterprise is exploring the universe, Voyager is trying to get back home, the Enterprise is exploring the universe with a much crappier crew.
Anyway, the point of this is that clearly the plot is degenerating as new shows are produced. This obviously means that each successive "Star Trek" show is worse than the last. This means that Kirk is much, much better than Picard. QED.
Contrived plot (Yeah, he was a troll, but...) (Score:5, Insightful)
It seems to me that this plot is too contrived to be taken seriously. "evil mirror-villains from the future"??
Gee, isn't a much richer plotline and a sense of deeper continuity a good part of what people said made Bab5 such a great show? Seems like P'mont is "getting it" this time, and trying the same tricks. Sounds like a perfectly good idea to me!
The other shows all had simple, realistic premises-the Enterprise is exploring the universe, Voyager is trying to get back home, the Enterprise is exploring the universe with a much crappier crew.
Well, for ST:TNG if you take the first episode and the last episode they used to try and tie up the entire series with, then the plot becomes a bit larger than just exploring the universe. It's humanity's trial by fire by a much greater power that sees potental within us. Q tells Picard at the begining we are on trial. At the end, Q give Picard both the power to destroy ourselves as a species, and gives him the power to expand his abilities beyond the human norm, to experience the universe ever so slightly like the Q does. Picard managed wrap his mind around the situation finally (but never completely understands it) and humanity (with Picard as it's representative) makes it past it's trial by fire.
Too bad they never followed up on it at all in the movies or other series. They really could have had fun with humanity beinging to awaken it's self, instead of relying on technology solely.
(In TNG's final episode, if you want to try and search to find deeper meaning, you can. But ya gotta try really hard - pretty much streaching it and giving the writers more credit than is really due. I'm definitely not going to give that synopsis here on Slashdot to have it picked through ;-)
Anyway, the point of this is that clearly the plot is degenerating as new shows are produced. This obviously means that each successive "Star Trek" show is worse than the last. This means that Kirk is much, much better than Picard. QED.
Troll. Really.
Re:Contrived plot (Yeah, he was a troll, but...) (Score:2)
A great show that tanked, and which is hard to pick up half way through in re-runs. Enterprise won't be allowed to do that, so they'll drop any idea of continuity and just cram in plenty of green Orion slave girl tits and ass as soon as the ratings flutter.
Re:Contrived plot (Yeah, he was a troll, but...) (Score:2)
Tanked. We loved it, the networks hated it, as did Joe Sixpack. The ratings were lousy, and it only scraped into season 5 by the skin of its teeth, by making a pile of compromises, and by introducing tits and ass (aka an over facelifted, under nourished clothes horse captain).
And, much as I enjoyed it, it is hard to pick up from a random episode. DS9 suffered a little from that, but contrast with Voyager, where every character is a pencil sketch of a stereotype, and you don't have to know any background or context, because the writer's don't know it either.
So I'm glad that B5 made it to the end, but I think that it served as a warning to other shows it doesn't pay (literally) to allow the creative people too much leeway. Big bangs, big tits, don't offend or challenge anyone, and keep it simple. Looking at the trailers and the plastic cast of Enterprise, I think they've taken that to heart.
Egad, I hope not! (Score:2, Troll)
Re:Egad, I hope not! (Score:2)
However, this is somewhat unlikely to happen until CGI gets much better at rendering teeth and curls....
methods of death (Score:2, Funny)
What's pathetic... (Score:2)
Just think: if five years ago I'd told you that a show based on the movie Buffy the Vampire Slayer would have better writing than a show based on Star Trek....
Re:Egad, I hope not! (Score:2, Funny)
sign of a true geek (Score:2)
Re:sign of a true geek (Score:2)
Re:sign of a true geek (Score:2)
Yes, the Particle of the Week, consistent inconsistencies, and dumbing down (watch the spandex clad titties bounce, morons) really helped to appeal to that tiny but vital hard core geek audience, at the expense of the massive WWF Bitchslap lovin' Joe Sixpacks that every other prime time show relies on. Doofus.
already have continuity errors (Score:2)
Bumpy Klingons (Score:2)
Re:Bumpy Klingons (Score:2)
Re:already have continuity errors (Score:2)
No More Holodeck Episodes! (w00t) (Score:2)
I'm seriously happy about one thing -- Enterprise won't have that god-awful writer's trick, the Holodeck. That damn thing ruined many a TNG and Voyager episode (it wasn't relied upon so heavily in DS9, thank goodness)
Rayguns! Aliens! Rocketships! I love it!
Re:No More Holodeck Episodes! (w00t) (Score:2, Funny)
Re:No More Holodeck Episodes! (w00t) (Score:2)
I don't have a problem with Vic as a character development tool for Odo. That was OK. But DS9 never did, that I recall, put the whole damn station in danger because of some rogue holodeck.
Side note:
Too bad Richard Dean Anderson couldn't do Stargate and another show at the same time. He'd be a great Trek captain. Hell, make him Captain O'Neil and just let him be his Stargate character.
Re:No More Holodeck Episodes! (w00t) (Score:2)
There was one "James Bond" episode where different cast members were parts of the Holodeck program (good guys and bad guys), and if they died in the program, they'd be dead for real.
But that was mostly played for laughs. Avery Brooks in the Neru jacket as the Bond villian was awesome
-jon
Re:No More Holodeck Episodes! (w00t) (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:No More Holodeck Episodes! (w00t) (Score:2)
But yeah, "Bread and Circuses" and "Miri" were kinda pushing it.
Re:No More Holodeck Episodes! (w00t) (Score:2)
Says who? It was in the original NCC 1701 blueprints, they just didn't have the budget to do it justice, and had enough variety in the writing that they didn't really need it.
Now they've got the budget, and cowardly producers like Brannan and Braga (god help us all) who says they can't pull it back another generation?
Re:No More Holodeck Episodes! (w00t) (Score:2)
Ah, in that case I was being deliberately inconsistent, like Berman and Braga were with the number of photon torpedoes, number of crew, available technology, character traits, Prime Directive, yadda yadda yadda.
what makes them cowardly?
Filling the crew with anodyne politically correct shiny plastic stereotypes? Substituting the Particle of the Week for actual plot resolution? Going for the gonzo audience by introducing "Data in a D-cup"? Scattering the universe with Deus Ex Machines that always - always - burned out after one use? Right from the start, they steadfastly refused to avoid being challenging, and chose their "plots" from whatever knee jerk eco/social issue happened to be in the news at the time of "writing". Yes, TOS did that too at times, but when they did it, it was new and refreshing, plus they balanced it by pushing the envelope (first mainstream interracial kiss?).
The Voyager finale stands as a testament to the whole misconceived mess. Particle of the Week and a Deux Ex Machine, give the poor old Borg a wedgie, a quick flurry of group hugs and salutes all round, and we're home, hurrah for us, medals all round. Sickeningly saccarine.
don't rag on the holodeck! (Score:2)
Because Captain Proton will come and kick your silly little butt! Captain Proton was the most original thing in any of the ST series, and, amazingly, it came from ST:Voyager!
Star Trek isn't sci-fi (Score:3, Insightful)
That said, I'm looking forward to the show.
Re:Star Trek isn't sci-fi (Score:2)
I can't (Score:2)
It's hard to name sci-fi books. Most of Larry Niven's Known Space books (pre-hyperdrive). 2001 (and the movie). Fountains of Paradise. Mote in Gods Eye (passes the plausibility test, great first contact novel)
I like much of what's marketed as sf, Anne McCaffrey is my "guilty pleasure". Her early work was definitely fantasy, later moves towards sf.
My favorites are Niven, Niven/Pournelle, Piper, Clarke, Asimov, and Heinlein. Stephenson is the only modern author I've been able to read.
Re:I can't (Score:2)
Re:Star Trek isn't sci-fi (Score:2)
Re:Star Trek isn't sci-fi (Score:2)
Funny thing that (Score:2)
Well, somebody agrees with you- sortof.
I go to my local public library where I find books about dragons, wizards, and sword swinging heros in the "Science Fiction" category.
I find all the books about space ships, phasers, dyson spheres, time travel, etc in the "Fantasy section".
Somehow, somewhere, something went really wrong with these classifications.
nah, that's science fiction (Score:2)
hawk
Re:Star Trek isn't sci-fi (Score:2)
Not too long ago, I remember a scientific theory advanced that the reason we keep finding sub-atomic particles is because we keep looking for them!
Not in the "Duh, I find walnuts when I try to" but in the "They exist because we repeatedly create the situations that cause their existence" sort of way.
IANAP (Physicist), but if that theory has any validity, why NOT have a "particle of the week"? I mean, you need a particle with certain properties - just MAKE one!
-Ben
Which ST do you mean? (Score:2)
In the original series there was quite an attempt made at keeping rigorous science. Guys were called in from NASA etc. Experts were hired for ideas. Scripts were put through many rewrites. (and yes, I know about the "no sounds in space" thing. There was no other way.)
ST today is particle of the week space opera, of course. Originally, it was much more. Of course, Gene always used science fiction the same way he used any other medium, as a device with which to tell the story he wanted to tell, which always involved people and their stories. The weakness of modern star trek is the storytelling is all based on so-called "science fiction" as the be-all and end-all, rather than on the interactions of the characters involved in the drama.
The original series was good drama. Modern star trek is good eye candy. Now, which did you mean?
-Kasreyn
song (Score:3, Informative)
startrek.com has all the promos/teasers available (in qt though)
Re:song (Score:2)
No "morality play" potential. (Score:4, Insightful)
I'm not here to say that this is better or worse, or to whine about things not being the same since Roddenberry died, but rather to discuss what has changed. Whether or not this is a good thing varies depending on your taste.
Star Trek was set up as a mechanism for telling stories, not a story in itself. The characters represented archetypes (or even the id, ego, and superego -- guess which one is which). The Enterprise itself and its mission were just metaphors, and the fantastic nature was intended to give people the freedom to explore a variety of subjects in metaphorical, exaggerated, or "what if" ways. Just like a lot of great sci-fi.
This doesn't deny the new series' potential to be very entertaining and very good. But the new series is clearly different. In the new series, the situation is clearly defined. Aliens are just aliens, not symbols of ourselves in various guises. The new series presents an interesting point of view: Star Trek represented a utopian vision of our future; this series could be a vehicle to explore how we can achieve that particular utopia.
Although that's pretty limited compared to the scope of the original series, where various utopian ideals could be compared and contrasted from show to show, it still could be very fascinating, because many of us would have different ideas for how such a utopia could be reach, and in this age of irony, most of us probably doubt we could achieve it at all.
Re:No "morality play" potential. (Score:2)
They deliberately set up this series for more action, less angst. And I for one am cool with that.
Of course, if you do it right, you can have both exciting action and a morality play. Consider the original Star Trek episode "Arena": Kirk and one Gorn are stuck on a planet and told to kill each other; the Gorn is way stronger and tougher than Kirk, but slower, so Kirk evades the Gorn and builds a weapon that can kill the Gorn; then, at the last moment, Kirk refuses to kill the Gorn and instead gives a morality speech. That episode really rocked.
Re:No "morality play" potential. (Score:2)
Uh huh, an utopian future where there have been no new works of art/literature/music since the 20th century. An utopia where ships have tele/empathic thought police masquerading as "ship's counselers". An utopia where homosexuality, in fact any deviation from the norm, is viewed as suspect. An utopia which claims to respect all ideologies yet reacts with instant and total hate for the Ferengi (and I won't even get into the anti-semitic overtones of that particular Trek ideal). Their utopia is a sterile place indeed.
They could make a damn good dark Trek series exploring the price the Federation payed for their "utopia". I don't think TOS suffers from this nearly to the degree TNG/DS9/STV do, so something had to have happened inbetween the 6th movie and TNG.
Symbols... (Score:2)
Re:Symbols... (Score:2)
The mindless consumer, warm and happy in her/his fuzzy idyll of screwin' and chewin'.
Re:No "morality play" potential. (Score:2)
The main character in morality plays actually usually makes the wrong choice, it's not resolved in a beneficial way, and people don't live happily ever after, and THEN the viewer's been taught the difference between right and wrong. Think Greek theater.
The original "Star Trek" series was really the only morality play on TV, with the possible exception of (I'm not kidding here) the "Fat Albert" cartoon and some of the "Sesame Street" skits. "Star Trek" was certainly the only one intended for adults.
Re:No "morality play" potential. (Score:2)
It depended on the author of the script (and the original series had some FABULOUS writing -- and some really BAD writing). The Prime Directive wasn't a philosophy of the series; it was just another device that the writers could use to put forth their own ideas, just like Kirk's Ego, Spock's Superego, and McCoy's Id.
Re:No "morality play" potential. (Score:2)
Hmmm that was my take on it.
Possibly extended to the "Damn! Unless we change enough key events, the future we came from won't exist to go home to!"
It could (theoretically), also be used as a way to "modify" existing Trek continuity (is Trek-Continuity an oxymoron?), slightly in order to create a different (or subtly altered) "present" for the next series (or perhaps movie?) to take place in.
Potentially interesting sf scenario... (Score:3, Interesting)
Oh, certainly. In the end, "It's The Writing, Stupid!" The vehicle only matters in that it allows the good writers to do good work. Having one alternative humanity is okay, but infinite multiple alternative humanities -- a la "Sliders" (a show that took advantage of its premise less often than "Star Trek") -- has possibilities.
I totally agree. Even if they had the best plot setup in the world, writers could still screw it up and totally miss the possible moral issues that could be explored. Conversely, they could have a crap setup for the show, and the writers could still use it to explore deep moral issues and to hold up the mirror to humanity and force ourselves to take a closer look. And I'd prefer the later to the former.
Think about it. If one alternative future can come back and mess around with the past...what's to keep any number of alternative futures from trying the same? :)
Take that one step further, and you have a very strange (and potentially intersting scenario.) Have a universe where alternate futures keep traveling back into the past to change history - and end up fighting each other. A war torn past where the futures spend more time in the past fighting each other than accomplishing thier goals. Which, of course, would end up really screwing up the future. Now that could be a bizzare premise for a book / series...
Re:Fritz Leiber did this already for a Hugo... (Score:2)
Hmm - ok, well, it apparently was a very good idea after all! (Quickly jots down boot name to add to the 'to read' list ;-)
Re:No "morality play" potential. (Score:2)
> only matters in that it allows the good writers to do good work.
and this is the crux of it, more than anything else.
Star Trek (and I refuse to toss silly three letter things around for it, other than, perhaps, TRO) was a series of free standing stories, generally well done. We weren't supposed to be concerned about the "development" of the characters, and it didn't waste time on those inane poker games. Kirk, Spock, and McCoy were not ongoing characters, but faces of humanity. [and, damnit, that stupid robot was no replacement for spock's role! (but then, Kirk & McCoy were missing, too . .
The concern with continuity was one of the worst things that they did with the spinoffs (hey, it's a tough list to choose from), which were generally a mix of plot crutches and time loops, with the viewer supposed to (for some inane reason) care about the technical details of proactively levering the synnergies of the quantum flux giga bubble, rahter than the simpple "Scotty somehow fixed it in time!")
sigh. I really shouldn't get my hopes up again . . .
hawk
Re:No "morality play" potential. (Score:2)
Well, continuity was actually a big plus in Babylon 5, and I think the continuity bug caught on in Star Trek in no small part due to that. But it wasn't the continuity itself that worked or didn't work; it was the overall high quality of most of the Bab5 writing, versus the overall low quality of the post-Roddenberry Star Trek series' writing.
Re:No "morality play" potential. (Score:2)
That factors in as well, yes. If you'd just strike the "character development" nonsense from the spinoffs,
a) they'd be about half as long
b) they'd be much better.
I'm not arguing that ongoing story arcs and character development are bad in themselves; you can certainly have a wonderful progarm with them. But that's an entirely different kind of story telling than what made Star Trek successful and interesting.
hawk
Que! (Score:3, Insightful)
Everyone else was so emotionally blank and serious that having someone inject a little fun into their otherwise by-the-book lives was interesting.
Of course, from what I understand, Enterprise is supposed to be before there was a book to go by, which might make things a bit more entertaining.
Maybe they should just bring back the really, really short skirts, move it to Showtime beside SG-1 and do something more... interesting once in a while. Actually, compared to the original ST, TNG was a bit bland in that regard, but compared to TNG, the last generations of ST were seriously devoid of any serious long-term sexual tension.
Of course, that's just my opinion; I could be wrong.
Re:Que! (Score:2)
Bring back Que!
Just a small note: it's 'Q', not 'Que'. But I gotta agree, Q was a cool ass character. Most of my favorite TNG episodes involved Q.
I also somewhat agree with you comments about the 'sexual tension'.
Re:Que! (Score:2)
#pragma sarcasm_off
Re:Que! (Score:3, Interesting)
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid."
-Q, Star Trek:TNG episode 'Q Who'
Re:Que! (Score:2)
Last season, John Delancie (the actor who plays Q) appeared on The West Wing as a lobbyist and on The Practice as a lawyer.
Do you think he might be getting typecast here? What's next, the Jack Valenti biopic?
k.
Colors :-) (Score:2, Funny)
"There's also color in the graphics on the screens, so it's never going to be a dull picture."
Whoa, all the colors of the 'bow, man!
Tired of pinko liberal Trek! (Score:3, Funny)
I'm tired of all this pinko-liberal, bleeding-heart, self-abasing BS! What's wrong with being a human? It's like they're taking this whole myth that white, hetro males are responsible for all the evils in the world and are extending it into a multi-species universe where humans can only "redeem" themselves by engaging in some twisted form of self-abasement! So humans want to be in charge?? So what! Bring it on! I wish this parallel universe really did exist and I could get to it because I'm real sick of the snivelling, bleeding-heart pathetic excuses for humans we have in this one!
Signed, a disgusted, white, hetro, male!
Terra Uber Alles (Score:2)
hawk
The transporter keeps killing people, so... (Score:3, Funny)
What would be seriously funny though is to see a few corporate logos pop up in the show. Like if they walked into engineering and there were a bunch of boxes stacked up in the corner with cow spots on them. Or maybe an Intel Pentium XXVI logo on the side of all the bridge stations.
Ruger
OT but it reminds me... (Score:2)
Re:The transporter keeps killing people, so... (Score:2, Funny)
A few other Tidbits about the show. (Score:3, Informative)
Well thats enough for now, here's to waiting for the premier to see if it's gonna occupy my attention on Wed. nights.
- A non-productive mind is with absolutely zero balance.
- AC
Star Trek is a Superhero Series (Score:5, Insightful)
I argue the story of Star Trek: The Original Series is not about Kirk, it's about Spock. And from my perspective, Spock is a superhero. He can read minds. He's stronger than the average human. He has extreme intelligence and knowledge. Spock's abilities quite frequently solve the episode's problem.
Similarly Star Trek: The Next Generation has Data, even stronger than Spock. Deep Space Nine has the shapeshifter Odo. Odo is not quite as impressive as Data, so notice that Paramount has to make emergency repairs midway in the show bringing back the character of Worf, now the unbeatable fighting knight-equivalent. And Bashir has to be souped up to have extreme intelligence.
With Star Trek I The Motion Picture, Wesley in The Next Generation, and Sisko in Deep Space Nine, Paramount establishes quite a string of humans becoming gods/prophets.
And then there's Voyager. The Data character is degraded into the balding holographic Doctor. Kes is the female Wesley who eventually becomes a godlike being, only she's too wimpy to do anything before she leaves. The series is teetering on collapse when Paramount finally makes the sensible decision to return to the roots and bring in a new superhero, 7 of 9. Once again we have a figure who is stronger than the average human, knows more, and is struggling to deal with emotions.
I am frustrated by what seems to be an endless repeating cycle where Paramount continues to deny the essence of the show as being about superheroes, lets the series tank a couple of years, and then finally rescues the show by increasing the powers of the characters. I think that the claim of many fans that it takes a few years for the writers to get acclimated is a myth. The writers aren't given the raw materials to work with to produce entertaining superhero stories for the first few years, then they are authorized to use good materials, then the episodes improve. They could write a thousand stories about Harry Kim or Tom Paris or whatever vanilla characters they want and never find a groove. It's strictly a decision from above when the series is to improve, and that decision is simply whether to soup up the characters as superheroes.
As UPN was saved by adding the World Wrestling Federation's Smackdown to their lineup, maybe they can learn what makes this show successful. It's called by the wrestling fans BOOKING. Yes, it is the responsibility of the owner/promoter to make decisions to hype one wrestler over another, to promote certain wrestlers above all others for long stretches of time. The World Wrestling Federation the past two decades has been carried first by the character of Hulk Hogan, then Stone Cold Steve Austin, and now The Rock. Perhaps with careful booking in the future it will be Kurt Angle or HHH.
There is already another niche where people who are sort of ordinary interact in a tension-filled extraordinary situation. It's called reality television. It's Survivor, Big Brother, etc. Star Trek can't match that, Star Trek doesn't pretend to be giving ordinary people off the street a shot at fame and fortune. Star Trek has to create its fantasies in a different way. It has to be booked in a different fashion, to emphasize certain characters as superheroes.
Re:Star Trek is a Superhero Series (Score:2)
No Prime Directive? (Score:2)
Anyway, if you want morality plays, I'm sure that they will have several episodes in which the well-meaning crew of the Enterprise totally screws up alien civilizations, causing the Vulcan to say "I told you so" and the Earth to adopt the Prime Directive in it's TOS form.
Jar Jar (Score:2)
These evil villains are from the future and the mirror universe.
Let us all hope and pray that this visitor from a parrallel universe isn't Jar Jar.
Oh, wait, that was a long time ago. And in a galaxy far, far away.
Re:Ummm... (Score:1)
> of Lexx Season 1 on DVD en route, and the new
> Star Trek a few weeks away, I think I need to
> take a week off
And what exactly is it that you do???
He's Vice-President of New Technologies. It's important that he keep up with tomorrow's tech headlines.
Re:Star Trek Voyager (Score:3, Informative)
The Enterprise did have a borg-turned-human on board. His name is Jean-Luc Picard.
(TNG did it first, and TNG did it best. Jeri Ryan was simply added to Voyager for the horny-teen demographic.)
Re:Begining too quick (Score:3, Insightful)
In my opinion (which is a synonym for FACT), Star Trek: The Next Generation is the very best Star Trek series ever produced. The fact that Q was able to bring the series full-circle, entwining the pilot with the finale was genius.
Voyager started out "okay", but got really weak late in the second season. I never really got into Deep Space Nine, but it wasn't horrible. (Past season 3, Voyager pretty much blew. The finale was a total rehash of TNG's finale as well, which (In my opinion) cheapened and insulted the TNG finale.)
I am not optimistic about Enterprise for many reasons. If it's supposed to take place ~100 years before Kirk, why does Archer's ship look so much more advanced than the original 1701? And I can't believe they're "reportedly" starting off the series with a Mirror Universe story.
First of all, this Enterprise ship doesn't fit inside the Canon timelines *anywhere*. Secondly, the original series explored the Mirror Universe once. DS9 did it an assload of times. Now the new show is going to feature it in the PILOT?
Things do not look good. I say it's time to either give Star Trek a 10+ year sabbatical, or let the franchise die an honorable death as soon as possible.
Worf wouldn't have it any other way.
Re:one word (Score:2)
Of course, there's the slight problem of the Eugenics Wars of the late 1990's apparently not making the headlines...
Re:Transporter solution. (Score:3, Interesting)
The same pseudological reason that the ability for phasers to fire in a wide-beam is lost between TOS and TNG [besides dramatic effect]
Also the reason why the ships phasers can't be used to stun an entire feild of people [ again, TOS ]
Why can't the doctor be backed up in voyager [ Except, of course, for that one convienent period in "Living Witness" ]
Why haven't the borg absolutely PUMMELED earth? Past, present, or future... Get a few tactical cubes [ why do the borg need tactical cubes ] and just let earth have it once and for all.. GO BORG!
Why the enterprise-D didn't have multiple phaser emitters on the saucer rather than two large ones - it would have made more tactical sense, both/all could fire at the same time, hitting the same target! argh!
And i still stand by my idea that they should have made a few mini-movies centering around the excelsior.
P.S. I am the prototypical Simpson's "Comic Store guy".