

Iron Chef USA debuts Friday 329
devinoni writes "Yes, the long awaited American version of Iron Chef is coming. As reported on Slashdot, William Shatner will be hosting it on UPN 9pm (8 central) on Friday. The 4 Iron Chefs are: Todd English, Iron Chef American; Jean Francois Meteigner, Iron Chef French; Alessandro Stratta, Iron Chef Italian; and Roy Yamaguchi is Iron Chef Asian. Check out UPN's site (flash required) for more info." CD: The SF Chronicle review wasn't all that enthusiastic about this, so heads up, foodies.
Since William Shatner hosts... (Score:2)
The theme ingredient is... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The theme ingredient is... (Score:4, Funny)
Spoiler Warning and Review (Score:3, Insightful)
Not too bad an adaptation, IMO, though there was showboating by both sides - more from the Iron Chef than his opponent. A little excessive explanation of the rules, though that can perhaps be forgiven for the pilot. Even the commentators got involved at one point (Chairman Shatner was tasting some caviar, the commentators made a quip about getting some themselves, and the Iron Chef obliged, tossing it up to them).
Overall: it could have been a little more faithful to the original - but at the risk of being nothing more than a clone/ripoff. They had fun with it, and it showed. If they can keep that up, they may well have enough audience for at least a few seasons' run.
Re:Spoiler Warning and Review (Score:2)
What are you talking about? Are you mad? Geez. I really enjoy Iron Chef, but this was just sad. I felt embarrased for everyone involved.
What's with the "sports commentators" sitting in the booth with their yellow jackets and headsets on? There was very little discussion about the preperation of the food, and what there was of it was just pathetic. I like the original Iron Chef because the commentators seem to be very knowledgable about Asian cuisine. I get to see people using ingredients I'm not familiar with.
Why do television producers think that Americans are so stupid that they have to make it look like a sporting event? It's like they're trying to trick people into watching it by masking the cooking component of the show.
Sad, I liked the concept but should have known what was going to happen when I heard that Shatner was going to be involved trying to portray the Chairman. The flamboyant mysterious chairman bit won't work in a show produced in America. It works with the import because... I don't know, but it does.
The plot needs to be altered a bit to remake him into someone that Americans can identify with. Possibly a newly wealthy young
Now that he has all this money, he just likes to play. He liked watching Iron Chef on Food Network while getting drunk playing the Iron Chef Drinking Game [lemurlove.com] while home alone on Saturday nights (he's a
haha (Score:3, Funny)
Long awaited American version??? (Score:4, Insightful)
Yeah, I can NEVER wait until great foreign TV shows get moved over to the US, where they are immediatly ruined (eg. Whose line is it anyway, Junkyard Wars, Robot Wars, etc.) The originals are much better.
Re:Long awaited American version??? (Score:1)
maybe Shonen Knife could have a sitcom next.
....concrete animals...concrete animals...
Re:Long awaited American version??? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Long awaited American version??? (Score:1)
Now Iron Chef without the chairman. I just don't know if I can take it.
I am Cooking Master Boy!!! (Score:4, Informative)
99% of the fun of watching Iron Chef is the intensity the Japanese cast gives the show. Even if it's faked, they display such an incredible depth of passion for what they're doing that it verges on being ridiculous.
And can we get Shatner into a Rhinestone-studded, sequined suit like Kaga? Well, maybe.
Americans just don't get that passionate about simple things like that, whereas I can (almost) really believe all the old grudges and tests of honor that happen on Iron Chef Japan.
Well, unlike most Japanese shows that come to the U.S. (America's Funniest Videos, ?!?!) we USians have fairly broad access to Iron Chef, both through Food Network and through the episodes that float around on FT and Gnutella. I wouldn't be suprised to see the Iron Chef Japan get quite a bit more recognition by the major players in the U.S.
Re:I am Cooking Master Boy!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Just because something can be done, doesn't mean it should be done.
(I thought the idea behind Iron Chef was to get ideas on how to cook, not to lose one's appetite!)
Re:I am Cooking Master Boy!!! (Score:2)
You must be new.
Re:Long awaited American version??? (Score:2)
Whose line is it anyway??!?! Did you ever see the first season? I saw a few episodes that were run on Comedy Central, and it was awful not funny at all. It wasn't until Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie showed up that it was worth watching! Okay, so they're Canadian... (Yes, I know that Colin was born in Scotland, but he grew up Canadian!)
Okay, I can't comment on Scrapheap Challenge vs Junkyard Wars because I haven't seen the American version...
Robot Wars! You've shown that you don't know anything about the history of Robot Wars [robotcombat.com] and the common lineage of Robot Wars, Battlebots, and yes, Robotica. They began right here in the US.
Subtitles (Score:2)
that we all are), or need some Americanization (e.g. dumbing down to joe six-pack) of
every fucking show or product that is imported to this country.
Maybe we should just get direct feeds from other countries and hope that they have closed captioning.
Your best bet then would be to learn a minor language, such as swedish. In Europe, the really big countries like France, Germany and Italy use dubbing extensively. While the smaller countries hardly ever dub. So dubbing is not a typically american phenomenon. It's size that matters. There are millions of Joe Sixpack's just because there are 200 mill americans, and millions of Hermann EinBisschenUnterMittel just because there are some 80 million Germans.
Small countries can't afford to dub just to accomodate Svenn MuchLessThanAverageMedelSvennson, because there's only a few thousand of them.
Re:Long awaited American version??? (Score:2)
My biggest criticism of the Drew show is that the skits/games/improv situations/whathaveyou appear to be repeated in the same exact sequence each week. I'm not sure if the original series followed this format, it seems like there was *some* variety.
Re:Long awaited American version??? (Score:2)
Why four chefs? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Why four chefs? (Score:1)
Iron Chef White Trash (Score:5, Funny)
First, a deep fried squid, served with ketchup and a side of fires.
Second, a squid and peanut butter sandwich, served on Wonder Bread (tm) with the crusts carefully trimmed.
Third, a delicious squid Jello salad. The squid is chopped and suspended in lime Jello with carrots. The Jello mold is topped with Miracle Whip.
Fourth, squid nachos. Hunks of squid are spread over Doritos, covered with Velveeta and Pace Picante sauce and nuked.
Re:Iron Chef White Trash (Score:2)
See! Battle Filét of SPAM!
Watch! Combat Bologna Cordón Bleú!!
Taste! Warrior Twinkie Ala King!
Re:Why four chefs? (Score:2)
Besides, it's the American version, and how can it be the American version without them calling a chef the Iron chef American?
Re:Why four chefs? (Score:4, Funny)
Shatner... (Score:1)
Re:Shatner... (Score:2)
Re:Shatner... (Score:4, Funny)
"Yes, Wesley?"
"It appears that Quark is having second thoughts about challenging Iron Chef Klingon. He's headed over to talk to him, and..."
[Half a minute later]
"Well, *that* was unexpected. Worf's display has convinced Picard to change the theme ingredient to Ferengi, which of course disqualifies all of Quark's dishes so far. Quark will have a hard time preparing more while being the theme ingredient."
"If my memory serves me correctly, this happened the last time someone challenged Iron Chef Klingon."
--- or ---
Q: "The theme ingredient..." [removes drape with a dramatic flourish] "...PARADOXES!"
They will miss the whole point... (Score:2)
Don't be fooled! (Score:5, Insightful)
What made Iron Chef so entertaining? The hosts. The voice-overs. The theatrical music. Kitchen Stadium.
Guess what! They're all gone. They've been replaced by Shattner, English-speaking announcers, no sound effects, and a mock-up of Kitchen Stadium, but including screaming fans. That is NOT what Iron Chef was about.
It's lame, through and through.
Re:Don't be fooled! (Score:3, Funny)
oh no... (Score:2, Insightful)
One of the reasons I like it so much is because of the Chairman, and the cheesy voice-overs, not to mention the occasionally-cute Japanese Ch1X0rZ on the panel.
A big par tof the entire allure of it is the fact that it is predominantly Japanese/Asian cuisine, and the Nippon-centric interpretation of it.
As it is cuturally known, the Japanese pop culture is not special necessarily because of its originality, but BECAUSE of the Japanese "twist" they give things.
Sorry trekkies, William Shatner is going to take the show where it's never gone before - into the toilet.
Re:oh no... (Score:2, Insightful)
Maybe the American "twist" culturally is to dumb it down. Being dumb as we are, we like it! Maybe it's this twist that makes Jerry Lewis so popular in France...
Cool thing but... (Score:2)
Maybe we could hope for a european iron chef program? As posted above, if there is a good show anywhere, it's sure to be copied. Just look at all the Expedition: Robinson (survivors for you non Swedes;))
[I miss a checkbox for "posting while you are ill"]
Re:Cool thing but... (Score:2)
Really? Thanks, man. That's the first time I've ever heard a non-American say they like American food.
Re:Cool thing but... (Score:2)
That's because most non-USians think American food = McDonald's.
Re:Cool thing but... (Score:2)
Re:Cool thing but... (Score:2)
French Parisian haute cuisine is the "national" cuisine of France, as mandarin cuisine is of China. Italian cuisines are as you say - there isn't a single national cuisine - but there is a set of family resemblances shared by all Italian tables that aren't shared by US ones.
Re:Cool thing but... (Score:2)
Incidentally, it is not entirely correct to dismiss out-of-hand California cuisines as lacking popular basis. California had an Asian cuisine presence that made itself felt even as early as the late 19th century in non-Asian cooking styles.
At least ... (Score:1)
Also, is Shatner just gonna make a mockery out of this? He doesn't exactly get good gigs anymore
Re:At least ... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:At least ... (Score:2)
Re:Sorry but no one in Ireland (Score:2)
They're too harsh (Score:5, Funny)
But Shatner will clasp his hands together and deliver crushing two handed blows to the losing chef. So it can't be all bad.
Right?
Re:They're too harsh (Score:2)
Iron Chef without Japanese is like (Score:2)
Plain unnatural!
USA? (Score:2, Insightful)
I also can't see them using gooey soybeans and lobster brains a theme ingredients either. After all how many ways can you actually cook mac & cheese
Also, it just *won't* be iron chef without morimoto or sakai.
Well, I hope it ends up being good. It will be different for sure.
Re:USA? (Score:2)
Actually, I think it would be great if they gave Iron Chef American a big ol' bowl o' natto to deal with.
Also, it just *won't* be iron chef without morimoto or sakai.
Must disagree. I think Michiba is a better Iron Chef than Morimoto ever was. Same wacky imagination but with so much control that you generally don't notice.
This isn't to say that Morimoto is a bad chef or to start a flame war over who is better. The point is that a good Iron Chef show isn't necessarily defined by particular individuals.
Except maybe Chen.
Re:USA? (Score:2)
Unofficial IC website (Score:1)
Lots of great info on the original IC as well as some stuff on the US version.
A bit off topic, I know, but the site rocks.
Re:Unofficial IC website (Score:2)
And Chris is proofreading.
Maybe life is looking up.
Acting! (Score:1)
William FUCKING Shatner (Score:3, Insightful)
UPN and Shatner? Yeah, right. Since when did putting a cooking show on UPN be something that would be a success. Then there's Shatner, who needs some serious help in the geriatric department not to mention the acting arena (T.J. Hooker, nuff said).
This is going to leave a base taste in any Iron Chef fans mouth no matter what they try to do with it. I've already seen some clips and Shatner and the floor reporter look awkward at best. Don't expect anything like the original and as someone else said, the U.S. seems to almost always ruin a good foreign show without even trying.
liB
Pure Camp (Score:3, Interesting)
They obviously went for camp. I mean, the the Idea of "American cuisine" has only begun to be specable in recent years.
There is, for example. this guy, who claims to be Iron Chef Kentucky:
http://jeffholland.tripod.com/food.html
Worth checking out on his own. - - Some of the recipes are truly scary.
Kentucky Bourbon Deviled Crab
Bacon-Burger-Fried Okra
Chocolate Steak
Survival Biscuit Casserole
Bubblegum Sauce
and there's more!
And I wonder if the chairman in the original Iron Chef was the Japanes equivalent of William Shantner from an earlier Japanese TV show
One word: (Score:1)
Re:One word: (Score:2)
Iron Chef selections (Score:3, Interesting)
I wonder if Shatner will dress like Liberace to keep with the spirit of Chairman Kaga?
Ideas to Extend the Competition (Score:2, Funny)
-Make them deliver Dominoes pizzas in South Central.
-Have them work as an "expeditor" for either an Applebee's or a Denny's in a medium-sized Midwestern college town.
-Work as one of those weird New York street vendors selling unidenfied meat on a stick.
-Feed all Detroit's homeless with one Swanson's TV dinner.
The possibilities are endless.
Re:Ideas to Extend the Competition (Score:2)
No pepsi! Only crab juice!
If memory serves me correct... (Score:1)
I thought Slashdot was ... (Score:1)
The Popularity of Iron Chef... (Score:2)
Immitation by Idiots (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Immitation by Idiots (Score:2)
This is crazy... (Score:2)
Re:This is crazy... (Score:2)
UPN's getting away from their core audience (Score:2)
Review, Schmeview (Score:2)
The thing that made IC great in the first place was the camp and the dialogue. We can watch French Chef reruns if we want the food to star.
As long as it's not "Let's Bowl" with food, it'll work.
--Blair
3 words for Iron Chef (Score:3, Funny)
The
Shark
Cult shows (Score:3, Insightful)
Then there's the people who say that the show won't be as good because it's the inherent Japanese-ness that makes it good. Could be true, could be true...but I kind of doubt it. The show won't be the same as the original -- it's obviously going to be far less somber and and dignified -- but that doesn't immediately translate into "bad". It's different. Give it a chance.
divx / vcd caps? (Score:2)
well (Score:2)
Give Bill a Chance (Score:2)
One problem with
Iron Chef Japanese opening restaurant (Score:2, Informative)
click me [philly.com]
Thoughts about the opening sequence (Score:2)
And for god sake, please don't tell me that Shanter is going to bite into a yellow pepper. A doughnut or a handfull of McDonalds fries would be more fitting.
Not my favorite delicace (Score:2)
Never serve me anything that includes semen as an ingredient.
I seem to remember insulting food by saying that's an incredient, now they want to squeeze sea urchins for it.
Iron Chef USA Haiku (Score:2, Funny)
They will surely kill the theme
UPN Bites It
Actually... (Score:2)
I think it only lasted a season or so - but it had to be the cheesiest of cheesy cooking shows: Picture two "chefs" on a set from "Price Is Right" , in front of a studio audience (behind the camera, though always panned to, and on cheap bleachers or chairs, or something) given (30?) minutes to cook the "theme" ingredient for judging. Add in a ditzy, flat-chested blonde bimbo for a commentator, making rude and obviously non-insightful comments ("and now contestent one is doing...are you coring an apple?!") - and you get the American equivalent of Iron Chef.
But this setup is sooo American - it wasn't taken seriously, but you could see the contestant "chefs" (they were apparently real chefs for real restaurants - but sometimes they would have "theme chefs" - think firehouse and navy ship cooks) were sometimes annoyed - some were even somewhat distraught or something - a very wierd look in their eye...
I don't ever think I will forget the time the theme ingredient was SPAM - IIRC, there was some sorta "famous" chef as a contestant (not from FoodTV, but supposedly had a few restaurants or something) - and he damn near looked like he was going to faint, as in "HOW IN THE F--K AM I GOING TO COOK THAT?!"...
Oh, the joy...
Re:Actually... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Nope (Score:2)
I really don't know how Iron Chef is (was?) perceived by the Japanese - is it a serious show for them, or is it more like a game show? Regardless of how they see it - we see it differently. I am sure if they took this American Iron Chef, dropped it in Japan with some dubbing - they would snarf it up madly (maybe).
I just hope they don't ruin the whole Iron Chef "idea" or feel...
Slashdot. News for cooks. Stuff that simmers. (Score:3, Funny)
Iron Chef Cuisine (Score:2)
Re:Iron Chef Cuisine (Score:3, Funny)
Mmmmm... 'soft roe' ice cream.... :-)
Actually a lot of the stuff sounded really good to me, but it definitely was always punctuated with the occasional "They're making that out of WHAT?!?!?!"...
"Asian?" (Score:4, Funny)
"Iron Chef Asian." How... American. Makes me proud to be a citizen. Gods bless the empire.
Re:"Asian?" (Score:2, Interesting)
My guess "Iron Chef Asian" will mainly prepare Chinese (American Chinese, that is) style food, since that's what most Americans recognize as "Asian." (I mean, it wasn't until a few years ago that my mom experienced Japanese food for the first time...and was surprised it wasn't "Chop Suey".)
Oh well...could be worse...they could have named him "Iron Chef Ethnic."
Iron Chef Slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
Place your bets (Score:4, Funny)
1 hr???? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:1 hr???? (Score:2)
how the hell can they possibly get 5 gourmet dishes done in such a short period including masterful presentation. I can't seem to heat a can of soup in 1Hr
Ummm... because they're master chefs and you're not?
Re:Equipment and experience (Score:2)
It's nice that Shatner is hosting... (Score:2)
Roy Yamaguchi!! (Score:2)
UPN has a great strategy (Score:2)
Roy Yamaguchi (Score:2, Informative)
Roy Yamaguchi is Iron Chef Asian
If you haven't eaten at Roy's [roysrestaurant.com] you're really missing out. He specializes in a fabulous Hawaian Fusion dishes. I've eaten at his resturants on Maui and in Carmel. Also, the desserts [roysrestaurant.com] are incredible.
The Iron Chef show is fun, but we American's would rarely have the opportunity to sample food from one of the "Iron Chef's". You should check out one of Roy's locations [roysrestaurant.com] in the US for a great meal.
-Steve
Shatner's Final Comment (Score:3, Interesting)
I watched... and survived. (Score:2)
Can you stick to the script, and tell the guys who's doing the special affects to cut half of 'em out?!? And get some culinary experts and identify the panelists while cutting down on the crowd. I becha you'll get better dishes that way.
Re:I watched... and survived. (Score:2)
I was happy with it.
Top ten^W eleven reasons why Iron Chef USA SUCKS (Score:4, Insightful)
9. Show is more concerned with obnoxious video effects than with food.
8. William Fatner is a pompous ass, not a dignified chairman.
7. Can't hear the commentary through the crowd noise. (What you say again?)
6. Commentary sucks anyway -- not enough substance about the food, but plenty of information about who cuts the chef's hair. Anthony Dias Blue should be ashamed of himself.
5. Judges are obviously two-bit no-name losers from failing UPN shows (no wait a minute -- all UPN shows are failing...) that are about to be canceled.
4. No drama. No logic behind why the theme ingredient was chosen. Doesn't matter, nobody seems to notice anyway. (Since when is Dungeness crab "unusual"?
3. Chefs are more concerned with playing to the camera than with cooking -- talking on the cell phone in an obviously set up call (you could hear both halves of the conversation!) and throwing caviar to the commentators? Puh-leeze! Escoffier would roll over in his grave....
2. The three "Iron Chefs" watching the competition look like the Three (fat) Stooges.
1. Commentator's yellow blazers look like they were fished from a dumpster behind the local Century 21 office.
0. Sissy Biggers.
Maybe this was all just a bad Priceline ad. We can only hope. The show was so bad that it made Shatner's toupee look good.
Re:Top ten^W eleven reasons why Iron Chef USA SUCK (Score:2)
1. Token 14yr old Japaneese actress.
2. Godzilla could storm in at any moment.
3. Chairman eats a bell pepper follwed by drueling.
Man, I wish I hadn't eaten before I watched... (Score:2, Interesting)
It didn't suck (too bad) (Score:4, Insightful)
The two chefs really kind of got into it.
Shatner's natural cheeziness is perfect for this sort of production.
I thought the audience screaming, cheering, and holding up signs like it was a SmackDown! taping was hysterical.
The motorcycle entrance.
The suckitude:
Lame secret ingredient.
The announcers absolutely blew goats. Big-time.
Way too much computer graphics to distract from the action.
And not enough attention was paid to the food itself - the sheer exoticness and detail is one of the key things that makes the original Iron Chef so cool.
There's a fine line between the kind of cheeziness that comes from good intent and earnestness, and the kind that comes from a calculated effort to be cheese. Iron Chef (classic) is the former kind - the US version, while watchable, is more like the latter. I'll watch the second one, but I'm not sure I'd watch it regularly if it became an ongoing series.
Re:those americans ruin everything! (Score:2)
IC-USA loses that. The battles with Bobby Flay were horrible because the battles lacked the dignity of the other ones. Who didn't feel for the young Iron Chef Italian when he lost to the Wine Steward? That is pathos. William Shatner gooning at the camera won't be very appealing.