Super Bowl Commercial Skewer-a-thon 311
tunabomber writes: "Those planning on tuning in to America's Patriotic Sports TV Event of the Year to catch the new commercials will no longer have to sit through all that football filler. PBS, of all networks, is airing a postgame show in which the subject of discussion is not the game, but the commercials.
Super Commercials: A Mental Engineering Special is a beefed-up episode of the cultish Mental Engineering series where a panel of experts, including former Daily Show host Lizz Winstead and a Silicon Valley computer scientist, critique (read: eviscerate) Super Bowl commercials.
There are also blurbs about this at The Kansas City Star and The St. Paul Star Tribune." One thing you'll be able to look forward to: fewer sock puppet commercials, more anti-terror commercials.
Fantastic (Score:1)
Re:Fantastic (Score:5, Insightful)
Those aren't anti-terrorist commercials! They're anti-drug/anti-personal-freedom commercials!
They're taxpayer-funded government propaganda designed to fool people into thinking that users of ilegal drugs are somehow supporting terrorism. In reality, the only actual drug/terror link would be in opium-related narcotics (ie heroin), but I don't expect the super bowl ads will mention that. I also don't imagine they'll mention that opium exports from Afghanistan have increased since the Taliban was ousted, namely because the Taliban had (at our request) banned farmers from growing opium. No, these ads will just say that drug users support terrorists.
Personally, I'm 100% certain that when I buy MY drugs, they're locally grown and I'm in no way supporting terrorism. And it makes me awfully bitter that my taxes are being spent on a pair of superbowl ads that do nothing but slander me and the millions of other innocent americans who happen to enjoy smoking pot.
There are real threats to this country right now. The government was able to arrest 734,498 Americans [lp.org] for smoking pot last year, but was somehow unable to catch one lunatic in a cave in the mountains. It's downright shamefull.
Re:Fantastic (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Fantastic (Score:2)
Those aren't anti-terrorist commercials! They're anti-drug/anti-personal-freedom commercials!
Amen to that. I was just going to post a little rant about what a ridiculous and strained connection there is between drugs and terrorism. But you did a fine job yourself.
I thought maybe the gov. would want to do a little generic patriotic spot, something that helps bolster the illusion that we are the best nation on earth, or maybe a call to voluntary service, etc., but no, they use terrorism to further their anti-freedom agenda. Hey, maybe they can find a link between abortion and terrorism next!
I guess if you don't like something these days, just call it terrorism.
Re:Fantastic (Score:2)
Those aren't the terrorists the TV ad's are likely to address. In the minds of the American people, the word "terrorist" directly refers to certain Islanic extremists, who, in reality, make very little money off american drug users. Regardless, anyone who DOES make money off selling drugs in the U.S. wouldn't be able to make nearly as much if our government hadn't created incredibly high prices (by keeping drugs ilegal and seizing them at every turn).
You really have no idea if what you smoke came from a hydroponics lab in someone's attic or from a Abu Sayef field. And when it comes right down to it, you really don't care. If you did, the ramifications of supporting the domestic drug trade would have stopped you long before now.
You are very mistaken. The source matters very much. On the rare occasion that something comes in from out of state, everybody knows. It looks and tastes different! It's usually not as good. The "domestic drug trade" that I support isn't a bunch of TV-style gun-toting gangsters, they're freedom-loving peacefull Americans just like me who like to have a good time. THAT "domestic drug trade" is something very much worth supporting.
So long as MY tax dollars have to go towards funding methodone clinics, USCG interdictions, and training foreign police and military forces, they'll go towards these commercials as well.
Heroin addiction is a sad thing, but I'd rather pay for methodone clinics than the alternitive (in this country, thats round up the junkies, put them in jail awhile, dump them back on the street, lather, rinse, repeat).
As for USCG interdictions (I assume you're refering to coast guard anti drug actions?): again, this wouldn't be an issue if we relaxed our damn drug policies.
But I don't want to be paying for foriegn military training any more than you, though, so at least we can agree on that. Funding foreign militaries is what got us in this terrorism mess in the first place!
Re:Fantastic (Score:2)
The same can be said of any illegal smuggling operation, be it diamonds, bootleg CDs, weapons, or even sneakers. Why should drugs have special treatment?
"You are very mistaken. The source matters very much. On the rare occasion that something comes in from out of state, everybody knows. It looks and tastes different! It's usually not as good. The "domestic drug trade" that I support isn't a bunch of TV-style gun-toting gangsters, they're freedom-loving peacefull Americans just like me who like to have a good time. THAT "domestic drug trade" is something very much worth supporting."
Mock me if you will for quoting from a government source, but as you pointed out they seize a lot of it and they are the most likely ones to know the most about this. From http://www.usdoj.gov/ndic/pubs/647/marijuan.htm [usdoj.gov]: "As for USCG interdictions (I assume you're refering to coast guard anti drug actions?): again, this wouldn't be an issue if we relaxed our damn drug policies."
And it wouldn't be so expensive to stop the illegal diamond trade in the US if we just relaxed our import restrictions. But I'd rather fund efforts to stop this trade than to fund Liberian warlords. Again, what makes drugs so different?
Can't you hear it now? (Score:3, Insightful)
Wow (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Wow (Score:5, Insightful)
Nor are they now. The psychology BEHIND those commericals on the other hand, and even more so educating the public as to exactly what they are being constantly exposed to fits very well within the goals and ideals of public television.
Also makes for one darn fine program too. If I may say so.
That's a crock and you know it. (Score:2, Interesting)
In, say, 1975, it may have been true that PBS showed a decent percentage of intelligent, out-of-mainstream programming--I certainly remember it being more high-minded when I was a kid--but that hasn't been the case for a long time.
Present-day PBS is devoted to promoting what used to be referred to derisively as "middle-class tastefulness," to stroking the self-satisfied "soft elitism" of a semi-rich, mostly white, baby-boomer audience who fancy themselves enlightened and cultured because they prefer light theatre to sit-coms (unless those sit-coms are British), pops concerts and soft AOR rock to "crazy modern music" and MTV, Julia Child to Martha Stewart, the thoughtless pseudo-leftism of the American university to the thoughtless pseudo-rightism of dirty blue-collar slobs, and the white-bread consumerism of the Crate & Barrel to the white-trash consumerism of the Home Shopping Club.
It's just another "lifestyle channel" with a superiority complex borne of its guaranteed existence regardless of its lack of popularity amongst the proles whom it deigns to "educate."
The specific show in question, Mental Engineering, has got to be the most miserable piece of shit I've ever seen. For those who haven't seen it, it goes like this: Attention-starved minor local media celebrities, failed academics, and a hack comedian play back a few tv commercials, and intersperse them with soft-spoken, moderately intelligent--if only by tv standards--commentary and slow-witted "quips," agree with each other about everything, and laugh dignified little fake laughs. Riveting stuff. It's kind of like a painfully drawn-out Daily Showsegment, but not as smart, not as critical of mainstream opinion, and not funny.
Re:That's a crock and you know it. (Score:2, Insightful)
I would also argue, though, that PBS varies from station to station. Here in New York we actually have 3 PBS channels available and I can see a huge difference in the programming between them.
Re:That's a crock and you know it. (Score:2)
Hey, Julia can cook. She's not afraid to dollop half a stick of butter and a whole head of garlic into a recipe when it's called for. Julia's mad c00x0ring sk1llz wipe the friggin' pan with Martha's.
Of course, light theatre bites just as bad as sitcoms, and even though eMpTyV doesn't play music anymore, that "light rock"... *shudder*.
Yeah, OK. You're right about most of the stereotypes of PBS viewers. But lay off Julia and the French Cuisine, man. Step the fsck back ;-)
I love that show (Score:1)
Darnit.
They don't have their video archive up yet (says coming soon. . .
The Computer Nerd that they have on there is a little bit too much New Agey for me though, he is one of those "The Internet Will Change All Of Mankind" types of people who uses WAAAY to many buzzwords and has in the past (at least on that show) went on about how such and such technology was going to vastly change us all but in the end said technology just flopped.
Oh well, still a kick ass show though.
Ad report cards at Slate (Score:3, Informative)
Mig
Without Ad Critic.. (Score:1)
Re:Without Ad Critic.. (Score:3, Funny)
Try your TV.
Re:Without Ad Critic.. (Score:1)
Is there such a thing?
Not a bad idea. (Score:3, Insightful)
I think it's fascinating the cultural and social aspects of advertizing. Effective commercials have to hook into as much "common" thinking as possible in order to be profitable. Or, like the famous Mac "Metropolis" commercial, link into our cultural shared imagery.
I look forward to real "smart chips", that can be used to recognize commercials and turn the sound off, maybe turn down the contrast for the duration of the commercial. I really hate the way stations turn up the volume during the commercials as a form of forced attention grabbing.
But the extra volume is good for one thing, I can hear the commercials end so I know when to come back from the kitchen/bathroom.
Bob-
kitchen/bathroom? (Score:2, Funny)
Advertisers know that this is one television event that not only will have a large audience, but will have viewers looking forward to viewing commercials. The government knows this too.
and
..."I can hear the commercials end so I know when to come back from the kitchen/bathroom."...
This is a multi-use room? I thought that the dining/living room or den/playroom was as far as that went!
Re:Not a bad idea. (Score:2, Interesting)
As for the smart chips, do you really think that the content producers will ever let that go through? I don't. Especially since that commercials are required to NOT be louder than regular programming (maybe not all, maybe just broadcast?), but still are on almost every channel- my SciFi channel being particularly bad at this.
Re:Not a bad idea. (Score:2, Interesting)
About 10% of PBS/NPR funding comes from tax dollars. Let's not compare their paltry slice to the amount of corporate welfare that funds AOL-Time-Warner, NBC, CNN, et al, as you might poop your pants.
Stations don't turn the volume up - the audio is compressed during production so the commmercials will play back louder. It's been done for years in pop music, which explains why your typical modern-rock station is completely unlistenable (from an audio standpoint).
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Re:Not a bad idea. (Score:2)
Apple (Score:1)
I wonder if they have a different opinion on who Big Brother is now??
Comercial Post game (Score:2, Funny)
Besides, sometimes things like herding cats just has to be panned.
RonB
Re:Comercial Post game (Score:3, Interesting)
Wait, $100,000 per second!! There is something just so inherently wrong with that...
Re:Comercial Post game (Score:2)
Or maybe even breaking down and commenting upon a different "game".
Pepsi's Britney Spears commercials. (Score:1)
But ever time I see Britney now, it just looks like she's become a Barbie doll.
Can someone *confirm* this? Damn thing looks disgusting on the web. If it's true, I think I *won't* be watching TV for the next six months...
Re:Pepsi's Britney Spears commercials. (Score:1)
I think Mattel would have a fit if Barbie dressed as scantily as Britney.
A testemant to our culture (Score:1)
As opposed to when? (Score:2)
At the very least, we can laugh at how bad their persuasion is. I used to love watching the old "Shake 'N Bake" commercial where a child said, "My mom's making me Shake 'N Bake because she loves me." I could just imagine her finishing her thought, "and your mom doesn't because she doesn't make chicken with that." Or the "Mentos" commercials, where somebody does something sneaky, underhanded, or slightly illegal to someone else, who is understandably irritated, until they see the Mentos pop into the criminal's mouth. I keep waiting for them to push the envelope and show that anything's okay with Mentos by having someone stab someone else to death in front of a cop, and then pop a Mentos in their mouth to get the cop to let them off.
But I digress. Commercials are an art, worth of appreciation or ridicule, despite their purpose. They are, to some degree, a form of literature, meant to do all of the same things as other media.
Does this mean, as the author of the previous post suggests, that we have no appreciation for other forms of art?
Re:A testemant to our culture (Score:2)
Well, I hope that made some sense!
the NEW site (Score:5, Informative)
Here [mentalengineering.com]
Not the posters fault though, only a Google.com search turns up the real site, the one linked off of their intro page is even either old or just has not been updated with the latest content yet.
Oh yah, ASF files with required plugins ahoy.
(the site is also dying fast to, hehe.)
Re:the NEW site (Score:3, Insightful)
Oh my lord, that web site is evil [mentalengineering.com]. Every single page link is actually an applet trying to run WiMP. No HREFs, no ALT text, and certainly no NOSCRIPT. My Mozilla is completely out in the cold.
Please voice your complaints about this affront to web standards. Here's some addresses:Re:the NEW site (Score:2)
http://www.w3.org/WAI/report [w3.org]
They can word it better than you can. :-)
sigh... (Score:5, Insightful)
And in the ideal world the suggestion would be caried through to the only obvious conclusion: prohibition of illegal drugs should be ended, and funds wasted on fighting the "drug war" should be redirected towards [voluntary] treatment programs for addicts. These are "your" tax dollars at work people (3.2 million of them, for 60 seconds of propaganda). If you don't like it then it's time for you to start withdrawing support from the system. (that's conceptually, semantically, and financially)
The "war on drugs" does not have a clearly defined enemy. It's been going on for what, 30 years? And there's no end in sight. The "war on terror" also does not have a clearly defined enemy. Are you ready for perpetual war?
Hmm (Score:3, Offtopic)
rk
Re:Hmm (Score:5, Insightful)
It really amazes me how much orwell got it right. America seems to have really embraced his ideas. A continuing war, shifting enemies, contant surveilance, non stop bombardment of propaganda, a safe and cuddly big brother and of course doublespeak.
When bush started up the brownshirts (I mean the USA Freedom Corps) I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
It's double plus good to spy on your neighbors during the war of infinite justice against the axis of evil so join the USA Freedom Corps today!.
If I didn't know better I would have sworn Orwell was the speech writer.
Re:Hmm (Score:2)
Re:Hmm (Score:3, Offtopic)
A "war against terrorism" is about a smeaningful as a "war against bombs". Terrorism is simply a method of persuing warfare.
And I am glad that the Americans have taken on the job of wiping out terrorists.
Except that it isn't wiping out terrorists it's a half hearted attempt to deal with terrorists the US dodn't like.
It would be nice if the american's would pause for a moment to consider why they are the most hated nation on the planet, but this is secondary compared to the importance of wiping out terrorist vermin.
One of the reasons for people not liking the US is the the US trains terrorists, supports states which user terrorism and has itself enguaged in a lot ot terrorism. Indeed the US has actually been found guilty. by the UN, of being a "terrorist state".
If the US government was serious about wiping out terrorism they'd have started with the CIA, then moved on to Israel. (Only the US and Israel opposed a UN resolution against, state sponsored, terrorism.)
Re:Hmm (Score:3, Offtopic)
Goto Chiapas, Guatemala, Panama, Iran, Iraq, Somalia, Philippines, Afghanistan, Vietnam, Korea, Cuba,..,..., tell *them* that.
Ever hear of the School of Americas [soaw.org]? Its your own little Terrorist Training Camp.
Have you ever read this gem? http://www.antioffline.com/uscuba.html [antioffline.com]
Wow, imagine that - a pre-fabricated excuse for aggression, America(TM) would *never* do anything like that...?
The ignorance and myopia caused by America Jingoism is amazing -- and scary.
America is a Rogue Nation Out of Control.
Re:Hmm (Score:2)
Remember that quite a number of these "despots and dicators" (especially in central and south America) were put into place by the US in the first place.
But when the despot has been deposed, your children are dying because of a non-existent health system and you're under a constant threat of starving because taxes take most of what you earn to pay off the spiralling national debt (60% of GNP in the case of Pakistan I believe), who is your enemy? Who do you strike back at? Who do you hate? The most powerful and wealthiest nation on the planet.
The US being wealthy and powerful is less of an issue than the US government using that wealth and power to go toppling democratic governments and supporting (in many ways) "despots and dictators".
It's a lot easier for the US government to deal with an opressive regime which owes it's very existance to the US government, rather that a democratic government which cares somewhat about its people and economy and (most important) isn't going to offer any special deals to US based megacorps. Indeed they might insist on such things as controlling their own industrial base, imposing duties on exports, regulating working practices, etc.
Re: USA Freedom Corps (Score:2)
Re:sigh... (Score:1, Insightful)
It does, fucker.
My brother did not commit suicide, he was murdered.
Have a nice evening motherfucker.
Re:sigh... (Score:2, Insightful)
The war on drugs has the exact same enemy as the war on terrorism. That being you and your freedoms. These so called wars are very useful in scaring the public to give up hard won liberties not to mention all kinds of neat money laundering schemes to siphon taxpayers money.
"Are you ready for perpetual war?"
We have been in a state of perpetual war for ages now. Can you think of a 5 year period in the US history where we were not killing some people some place on the planet? I can't. Wether covert or overt, hot or cold, we have been in a state of continual war since vietnam. We need an enemy to make ourselves feel better and killing becomes addictive after a while. Like mass murderers who can not stay away from killing every few years we get the itch so bad we have to drop some bombs on somebody.
Re:sigh... (Score:2, Insightful)
The US government has been interfering with other people's government for over a century. The significence of Vietnam is more that it was a failure and the US people voiced their opinion of what was going on.
The US government fears the US people, since most of the US population has no quarral with the rest of the world (assuming they even know there is a rest of the world...) But does not want to change it's policy of trying to make the rest of the world "friendly" to US government (and often corporate interests, from the sugar companies in Hawaii to the oil companies of today) by any means available.
Probably the most suprising thing is that it took so long for something to happen on the US mainland.
Re:sigh... (Score:2)
Ensured qualtity=safer drugs for users
Tax 'em like cigarettes. More state revenue.
Put in place laws like DUI so abusers are punished.
Extra money to treatment for abusers.
The war on drugs is a feel-good kind of goal. We need to stop the desire on the user-end, not the supply end.
Re:sigh... (Score:2)
Ensured qualtity=safer drugs for users
Have you ever watched "The Insider"? I used to believe that legalizing marijuana would lead to safer drugs, but to tell you the truth if I were a smoker I'd feel safer buying a joint from "Captain Reefer" than from RJ Reynolds.
Re:sigh... (Score:2)
Yep - legalisation is the only way to do it. As soon as you take away the need for drugs to be bought on the street you take away the drive to get new users hooked. You take that away the markt stops growing, it actually shrinks as in holland, and all these kids dont get into crime to feed their habit.
If it fucks up thier brains so what! so does alcohol and guns, and we let them have those!
I'd be interested in the level of drug taking among
never
occational spliff
daily hash head
coke monster
MDMA dance amfem dude
speed freak
fabulous furry freak brothers cocktail
I'll bet we're mostly pussies that dont do nothin!
Re:sigh... (Score:2)
In an ideal world the lesson thet prohibition dosn't work would have been learned about 80 years ago. Not only does it not work, it can actually encourage more abusive drug use as users binge due to an unreliable supply of an unregulated product.
The "war on drugs" does not have a clearly defined enemy. It's been going on for what, 30 years? And there's no end in sight. The "war on terror" also does not have a clearly defined enemy.
Both of these actually need the word "some" inserting.
Are you ready for perpetual war?
No doubt politicans are fully ready. War is a good way to divert attention away from domestic issues. After all can't risk putting all those hard working people at Microsoft, Enron, Anderson, etc under the spotlight. Or even (more diectly related to terrorism) those people working for the INS, FBI, USAF, FAA or NORAD...
Re:I don't agree. (Score:2)
Sounds like one of the government's propaganda statistics. Even if this stat were true, most of that 85% would be alcohol.
That statistic has been around since hard core drugs... and has remained constant.
What does that mean? 'since hard core drugs'?
Have I personally seen a pot deal gone bad that caused the death of people? Hell yes.
Isn't that a good reason to end prohibition? If we end prohibition, we take the criminal aspect out of the drug business.
If you're on the hard stuff, back to stealing, and if you're really strung out... stickin up people when you're not thinkig straight.
This image of a strung out addict robbing and killing has been burned into our heads by propaganda, not reality.
Re:sigh... (Score:2, Insightful)
Obviously, marginally addictive drugs without severe side-affects can be tolerated. The rest give us a clearly defined state interest in removing them.
... but where do you draw the line? I don't consume any drugs of any sort - perscription or not - and I don't think you should either. Got a headache? Want to take an ibuprofen? Too bad, ibuprofen has some rather severe potential side effects, and since I'm the man in power, I've decided that it is illegal for you to consume said dangerous drug.
Anti-Terrorism Commercials (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Anti-Terrorism Commercials (Score:2)
Maybe because giving the illusion of "doing something" is easier than actually doing something useful. Governments are usually very reluctant to admit they did something wrong or omitted to do something they should have done... (The bigger the wrongdoing the harder they will try to draw attention away from it.)
Perhaps someone would know... (Score:1)
Also, will it be commercial free?
-DrkShadow
SockPuppets (Score:1)
The point is? (Score:1)
Now, you flap your big slashdot jaw about how we stay and watch idiotic commercials during the Super Bowl?? Speak for yourself.
I've had to wean myself over the last 2 years AWAY from TV. Truthfully, I don't miss it at all. Once you stop immersing yourselves in junk media, you realise how far others have gone... "Did you hear about Movie X, or who won Survivor XXX". So much talk, writings, shows are about other shows, essentially junk. You can guarantee that EVERYBODY on (broadcast) TV has some sort of skewing on thier shows...
Normal network sitcoms (Full House type) are no brainer shows that promote 'good feelings' but are totally worthless in content (purpose is to drag in the dough through commercials). Next, you have documentaries on normal brodcasts (except PBS). Usually, some enviro-wacko bought a block of time to poision the minds of viewers in the attempt of acting like true information. Then you have news shows. The liberal slant is soo bad, I can't stand to watch them. The sad thing is, that they probably think they aren't THAT liberal. Then comes down to the PBS shows. These are exception, soft of. You watch the show, say about processor crafting. It seems to cover all sides of developers, but listen just a little bit after the show goes off. Brought to you by funding of Intel. I wonder what they omitted..... Perhaps AMD/Motorola/SGI???
Josh Crawley
TV (Score:1)
It's somewhat sad when you mention to someone that you don't watch TV on a regular basis and them looking totally shocked. I bought a used large screen TV cheaply a few years ago but I lived in a valley where you could only receive one or two channels clear enough to see after you've messed with attennas long enough. Everyone wondered why'd I get the TV. To watch movies. (When I watch a movie I want to see it as it's meant to be.)
For a few years I didn't even own a TV. A couple I knew gave me one just because they couldn't stand the thought that I didn't have one. Now I watch a show every now and then and think I would like to see it on a regular basis. (24, Alias, CSI) The only problem, since I've had the habit of not turning on the TV other than to see a movie I forget about the show and several episodes go by before I see it again.
Strangly I remember a Simpson's episode where the childrens show was canceled so the kids had to find other things to do and everyone was in a utopic like world for a moment.
But the biggest thing is people are so hooked on TV today that it controls most of what they think and how they relate. I don't watch TV because it became mind numbing after a while. Now seeing other's reactions to how TV effects their lives makes me not want to start back. Shows just keeep seeming to degenrate more and more. The ones that actually make you think are few and far between. WHen they do happen to get aired they don't tend to last long.
Re:TV (Score:1)
You might like some of the more intersting topics
Re:The point is? (Score:2)
I haven't watched a sitcom in years. I watch some scifi and drama shows, but mostly as background with other tasks (like surfing
A lot of my TV watching revolves around Discovery, TLC, Animal Planet, and SciFi channel. Not so much for their series, but rather the specials like Walking with Dinos, Blue Planet, the occasional SciFi miniseries.
I actually read about the various pop media stuff off my portal page, which I've set up with a variety of news sources. I included media stuff so I can at least be conversant with co-workers and such. The best part is I can read an article in 30 seconds and be conversant with them after they watched the hour episode! They don't even know I've never watched some of these shows!
As for news, forget it. I occasionally watch FoxNews for O'Reilly and Hannity and Colmes, but that's it. I gave up on TV and newspaper news almost 10 years ago.
Re:The point is? (Score:2)
Re:The point is? (Score:2)
You do realise that the two examples you give were actually made by the BBC? Also "Walking with Dinosaurs" attracted quite a degree of critisism since it presents fictional elements (in places complete fiction) as though it is facts. Similarly with the followup, "Walking with Beasts".
Football and Advertisments (Score:2)
Every once in a while I am happily reminded again of the reasons that I do not have a television set and why I do not watch any T.V.
--Jeff
corporate mind control (Score:1, Troll)
I cannot wonder how many billions have gone down the drain in order to gain the market share that corporations want? How many billions has MS spent trying to convince folks they they are good?
The fact that MS has not fully succeeded demonstrates the actual effectiveness of such techniques against a group of people who can thing for themselves on occasion
except for the occasional marketing campaign for a favorite gameing system, etc.
Anti-terror commercials (Score:1)
Well, if they're going to follow the dot-commers' business plans for success, the next step after the multimillion-dollar Super Bowl ad is to buy comfy office chairs.
My suggestion? By stock in Aeron, folks...
Where can we watch the ads? (Score:2)
Re:Where can we watch the ads? (Score:2, Funny)
You mean hours of ads, with the occasional snippet of football, don't you?
...laura, not absolutely certain of the very significance of the Super Bowl
The St. Paul Star Tribune (Score:1)
The Star Tribune is a Minneapolis newspaper - though it is available in St. Paul. Just thought you'd like to know.
Oh the irony (Score:2, Interesting)
Back in the 90s, the KLA fought a dirty war against the Serbs with money made from drugs with the help of the CIA.
Now, in 2002, Americans have to pay over $3 million to watch ads linking drugs with terrorism. Well no shit...people have been saying that all along.
Check out a great short film that just won an award at the Sundance Film Festival called "Crack the CIA" [guerrillanews.com]produced by the Guerilla News Network. Quite revealing, featuring some footage from the Iran-Contra Congress hearings and a public confrontation between a former LAPD officer and the then Director of the CIA, John Deutch.
heh (Score:1, Offtopic)
Lizz Winstead and a Silicon Valley computer scientist, critic (read: eviscerette)
Re:heh (Score:2)
Are you morally opposed to the use of the word critique or something?
No, yes, in the order your phrased your question. I guess the joke was too subtle. Hint: I replaced eviscerate with eviscerette not for reasons relating to gender but rather because the male equivalent is spelled the same as the transitive verb.
Odd juxtaposition (Score:3, Interesting)
Does anybody else think that the ad juxtaposition will bea little off kilter?:
*A dancing/singing CG cow will say something like: "This Bud's for you!"
*Anti-Terrorism ad
*A dancing/singing britney spears will say something like "Mmmm, pepsi... It's how to be cool!"
:)
more ads i'll never get to see... sigh. (Score:3, Interesting)
here's the CRTC's lousy explanation [crtc.gc.ca]. (the CRTC is i guess a loathesome canuck version of the FCC, except considerably more pretentious and out of touch with reality.)
apple's big brother? sock puppets? anti-terrorism? nope, more like just another "Leon's No Money Down Miracle Event!". (and no, my building doesn't allow satellite dishes)
The other severely annoying bit that they mess around with is virtual ads [go.com]. Basically, the broadcaster superimposes logos and other teeny corporate markers over top of crowds, the first down line, and billboard shots. It's usually quite glaring.
i just wish they would broadcast an unadulterated signal!!!
Re:more ads i'll never get to see... sigh. (Score:3, Informative)
Re:more ads i'll never get to see... sigh. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:more ads i'll never get to see... sigh. (Score:2)
Remember that if you can pyhsically pick up a signal from the US it's prefectly legal to watch it in Canada.
St. Paul Star Tribune? Not. (Score:5, Informative)
Re:St. Paul Star Tribune? Not. (Score:2)
I mean, it's all midwest to me.
Re:St. Paul Star Tribune? Not. (Score:2)
Because it is. It covers mostly St. Paul and the eastern Twin Cities suburbs.
Is there somehow greater prestige being from there?
Ask some one from St. Paul if there is "somehow greater prestige being from there," the answer will be: Yes.
Ask some one from Minneapolis if there is "somehow greater prestige being from there," the answer will be: Yes.
It's really just a friendly rivalry thing. In the end, you need both to make up the whole Twin Cities package.
Re:St. Paul Star Tribune? Not. (Score:2)
Disclaimers: I work in Minneapolis, and live in Bloomington (a mpls suburb). But I read the Pioneer Press most mornings because the bus company [metrotransit.org] (based in Saint Paul) gives it away for free.
Superbowl cost effectiveness (Score:5, Informative)
Most dot coms had a lot of problems, but spending their money on advertising really wasn't one of them.
Thank God For Those "Anti-Terrorism Commercials".. (Score:5, Funny)
Ah, yes...I can see it now.. A group of terrorists sitting around with potato chip crumbs all over their fancy pants getting teary-eyed over a skillfully-produced 24 second recap of the past 4 months.
"*Sniff* *Sniff*..... You know, guys.. I need a hug. I was REALLY looking forward to hijacking a plane during halftime, armed only with a pair of Buster Brown galoshes and a plastic spork. But now... My heart just isnt in it. I just cant do it, after seeing that ad..I'm sorry, guys..it's just....*sniff*..its just those damn "marketing people" I keep hearing about, they really know how to tug at a guy's heart-strings."
Uh..huh......Whats that sound I hear? The sound of $1,600,000 of yours and my tax dollars getting flushed down the crapper? If they really wanted to get our attention that friggin bad, they should have used the Emergency Broadcast System. We already paid for it, nobody ever uses it, and we know the futhermucking thing works. Jeezus.
Glad the EBS isn't used... (Score:2, Flamebait)
Realize that when New York got hit, we didn't hear air raid sirens on the news?
Be happy that as an American, we've lived our lives general without fear of airstrikes or foreign invasion.
Y'all really outta get out more if you feel that two advertisements for the current war are these horrible transgressions.
Be happy, the US wasn't ever nuked. That's a good thing. Be happy that WW III never happened (and it looks like this current situation won't result in a Christian-Muslim war) instead of being upset that we spent money on unused preparations.
Note: I am happy that our tactical nuclear weapons weren't used to halt the Warsaw Pact's advance on Western Europe. Regardless of your feelings on the Cold War, you have to be happy that the weapons weren't used.
Geeze, y'all are the biggest whiners on the planet.
Re:Thank God For Those "Anti-Terrorism Commercials (Score:2)
BTW: I'm completely against the goverment spending that much money on a ridiculous commercial. I just don't agree with your argument that it should be free. The goverment already gets free advertising, they're called public service announcements. Those are specifically mentioned in the contracts that grant the specturm to radio and TV stations.
As other posters have mentioned, for general interest products like Doritos, Super Bowl advertising can be worth every penny. It's just not a place for anti-drug ads.
-B
Re:I still have that mirror of Propaganda.... (Score:2)
Second, I'm referring to the old "Story of Propaganda" item, which I'd talked to you about previously. You know, the old "FLARP" story. You'd said you'd lost it, well I have a copy of it, and wanted to know if you wanted it, or if you had a problem. The tarball is located here [sktc.net]
and an unpacked version is here [sktc.net]
The best part of the game (Score:2)
link [fox30online.com]
They really should've had Britney as a seperate option if they wanted more accurate results IMHO.
I just hope someone puts it on P2P (Score:2, Interesting)
Copyright? (Score:3, Interesting)
Without express permission, quoting and excerpting for the purpose of criticism is surely "fair use". But I don't believe you can reproduce the complete ad, even if it is so short that complete reproduction is necessary to understand the criticism. IANAL.
Dot.bomb commercials this year? (Score:2)
Correction on Lizz Winstead (Score:5, Informative)
She's a very funny and talented person.
The St. Paul Star Tribune? (Score:2, Informative)
Super Bowl Commercials of the past (Score:2, Informative)
Re:World Ideologies as Explained by Reference to C (Score:2, Funny)
Damn newbies, fucking shit. You FORGOT THE FRIGGIN PUNCH LINE.
Damnit.
Ah, mods excuse this, but I just cannot allow this otherwise great joke to go unfinished.
RatCity-ism (replace with the name of an old Stoner's BBS in your area, that was my local one): You have two
Ok ok, a lot funnier when done in ANSI.
On topic though, these basic concepts (you have many of something, big bad evil government takes part of that many away from you) was something that was being seen more and more often in the last past few years. I predict that an opposite trend is likely to show itself this year. (not exactly rocket science that prediction.
Ah, Post 9-11 Capitalism. You have two cows that fulfill all of your milk needs but the advertisers insist that you buy two more so as to fulfill your patriotic duty. . . .
Re:Copyright? (Score:1)
Oh, this one's easy... (Score:2, Funny)
Lots of hype about people spending billions upon billions of dollars on Superbowl ads...
So there's this one where a monkey in an E-trade t-shirt walks up to a stereo, presses play and gets up on a table in front of someone's garage, and there's these two guys sitting on either side clapping. The monkey proceeds to dance to the polka music for about 20 seconds.
then they cut to the text that says:
"We just wasted 8 billion dollars. What're you doing with your money?"
"E-trade.com"
I was laughing till the next commercial break.
Re:I'm curious (Score:2)
Re:Am I the only one... (Score:2)
I'm not saying you do any of the above, or ever will (besides the breaking the law part), but there are many who do, and it hurts the rest of us. Personally, I say make all drugs legal and tax the hell out of them, like cigarettes. You get your drugs at a known quality standard, no illegal drug pushers, tax money for the state.
I'd love it if they made pot legal again. I don't think you are a terrorist, but the terrorist guys over in Afghan made most of their money by growing opium. Lots of terroist type action in Columbia where a lot of coke is made. The connection is there.
Also, I like how you are pissed that you will be paying some money to fight the terrorists, and you want to assasinate a fairly decent guy over it. Perhaps you may want to contemplate on the rationality of your response? Say someone keys my car, I know who it is but can't prove it- he cost me money, should I now go assasinate him?
Also, Bush only pointed out countries that have known records of terrorist actions. No mention of actually acting them (yes, I watched his speech). Most likely he threw that out to scare them so they don't try and pull another 9/11. These countries don't have good track records of being peacefull and such.
Just my thoughts and opinions.
Re:Am I the only one... (Score:2, Insightful)
How come Bush hasn't turned himself in for doing coke in his youth? Shouldn't he be doing ten years in some nice Texas jail?
Re:Am I the only one... (Score:3, Insightful)
All of these are little different from what happened when the US decided to make alchol illegal. Then realised sometime later that this caused more problems than it solved...
How come Bush hasn't turned himself in for doing coke in his youth? Shouldn't he be doing ten years in some nice Texas jail?
Same reason that the "war against terror" didn't start with the CIA. In which case shouldn't GW Bush be spending his 10 years at Camp X-ray...
Re:New Angeles coming to a future near you (Score:2)
IIRC it was "San Angeles". The idea of commercials being more important than the programming is more inline with "Robocop" or "Max Headroom".
Re:Is PBS 'Open Source'? (Score:2)
The way to get it rolling is to give them a shitload of money.
PBS is trying to come up with something like a billion dollars, that it has to spend to on digital TV equipment. I suspect there's little chance they're going to spend additional money on servers and T3s until they get their necessities out of the way first.