How to Film a Tornado 91
goneaway writes: "An interesting examination of the competitive world of filming tornadoes or "torn porn" as they call it over at the Atlantic. A fair amount of attention is given to the mechanics of filming and the inventions created to "safely" film while all hell is breaking loose."
hmmm (Score:2)
graspee
Re:hmmm (Score:2)
blind site (Score:2, Interesting)
Sometimes words are enough (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:Sometimes words are enough (Score:1)
Follow the links (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Follow the links (Score:2)
If you film too much ground, you lose out on the actual weather; and if you film too much sky, you lose perspective.
literacy (Score:3, Insightful)
In other words a magazine that never presumed it's audience was stupid or uneducated, but had a curiosity about the world, and a certain level of education.
Value of the Written Word. (Score:3)
Anyone familiar with the magazine will know that they do many pieces without pictures. And yes they also do occasional photo essays. But the written word is their forte.
Obviously, to answer your critique this should have appeared in National Geographic [nationalgeographic.com] This is a matter of Taste.
The written word is preffered for many things.
For example, I doubt that you would want to see the linux kernel published as a picture book. You would need too many crayons.
The basic concept is that this is a magazine that specializes in the written word. Do not complain when the when there is a lack of pictures, because this is not the main audience they cater to.
The ability to read books and magazines without pictures is a rare and valuable commodity these days. Which shouldn't stop anyone from enjoying pretty pictures as well. Just know what you are looking at.
Hurray for tornado filmers (Score:3, Interesting)
Stop motion film and animation, for instance, are very laborious ways of accomplishing tasks of communication that can be easily accomplished in other ways. However, the drive of fanatical individuals has resulted in some great art in those cases.
Anything that increases safety and stability while filming a tornado would also increase these characteristics in other chaotic situations, such as a war zone or the scene of a terrorist attack.
Re:Hurray for tornado filmers (Score:2, Interesting)
Hmm? So we can get more voyeuristic video of war and terrorist attacks? I shudder to think of Fox inventing some kind of disaster-bot that would nose around ground-zeros. But hey, ratings trump human dignity, right?
Even if these guys are inventing things that would protect people/cars against tornadoes
Re:Hurray for tornado filmers (Score:2)
Re:Hurray for tornado filmers (Score:1)
I wonder if that means my idea for spray-foam hotdog buns is already in the works somewhere...
But yeah, back on topic, I agree that Afgan-bot is pretty horrid -- even as art. At least the tornado people seem to be focusing more on nature than human misery.
Re:Hurray for tornado filmers (Score:1)
Afganistan is poor country and rover will be dismounted for spares, or just for fun.
Re:Hurray for tornado filmers (Score:1, Insightful)
Really. Ray Harryhausen could have just hired a bunch of walking skeletons for "Jason and the Argonauts"...Burton could have just found a real live actor who was 6'5" and 50 lbs to play Jack Skelllington...and of course it would have been easy to find a talking cowboy for the live-action version of "Toy Story".
I think you mis-spoke...animation, stop-motion and other techniques allow filmakers to communicate in ways that are NOT easily accomplished using reality-based techniques.
(ps...I'm not really an anonymous coward, just lurking until I feel like registering...)
Re:The obligatory... (Score:1)
aerodynamic/gyroscopic solution? (Score:1)
Re:aerodynamic/gyroscopic solution? (Score:3, Informative)
Hurricanes may be large and deadly, but their force is spread out, and the winds are relatively straight-line and slow (average what, 100MPH?).
A tornado is an extremely chaotic beast, with a small vortex and much higher wind velocities (some approaching 300+MPH).
Totally tech ignorant yet "brave" stupod people. (Score:5, Interesting)
Have one inner relay remote controlled to let go and start recording till the battery ran out. Fly this sucker into the tornado after making as many close passes as possible.
Then when the tornado is letting up track it with a simple directional locater picked up for under 100 bucks at the spy shops online?
Find the camera and crack open the solid media which sould survive anything short of getting broken in half against a house or something.
This is an idea that could be done under 500 bucks total. If I had the money these guys throw around I'd be making these planes in bulk and having my friends come out and help fly them into the tornados!
Re:Totally tech ignorant yet "brave" stupod people (Score:4, Insightful)
First of all, there's debris. LOTS of debris. It would smash the plane to bits long before it got into the vortex of a large tornado.
Second, there's often hail in the general area of a tornado.
Third, it was tried with a helicoptor, but it was realized what the hail around the tornado would do to the blades (namely they wouldn't exist anymore)
Re:Totally tech ignorant yet "brave" stupod people (Score:1)
(imagine bringing it in to radioshack afterwords. "piece of crap didn't last an hour" (set bag of parts on desk) "I want another, it's under warranty.")
Re:Totally tech ignorant yet "brave" stupod people (Score:2)
I think that, perhaps, a better idea than a (flimsy) airplane would be a rocket. Mount it at a likely site, and then, when a nice tornado comes overhead, remote launch it straight into the storm... A couple of solid rocket engines and a casing with a GPS tranmitter in it to help locate it afterwards.
Re:Totally tech ignorant yet "brave" stupod people (Score:1)
Like Flying Into a Blender (Score:1)
Re:Totally tech ignorant yet "brave" stupod people (Score:2)
I think the hard part would be the wind shear near the wall of the vortex. It could be very extreme. And of course, if you flew in too low you could hit debris.
I've considered doing such a thing, but it would take a lot of time, have low probability of getting good stuff, and the odds of finding the plane intact are low (even though I would put an ELT-like device on it - I have found LOTS of those by RDF).
Unmanned ground vehicle. (Score:2)
A plane would be a problem for the reasons already mentioned.
Instead, maybe you'd want to try a wheeled vehicle, either remote-controlled or (once the technology gets there) autonomous with obstacle-avoidance, road-following and tornado-seeking behaviors. Give it all-terrain drive, lots of kevlar, and a goodamn resilient camera. It would help to test a prototype by shooting it with a .308 a few times to see whether the different assemblies take damage. This vehicle should be literally bulletproof. Use a wheeled vehicle to take advantage of local roads that the tornado may cross. Using this you should be able to drive the vehicle (or it should be able to drive itself) either near or into the tornado's path. Just lay it down on a closed highway and go.
Of course, this vehicle may also be useful for military reconaissance work, given some modifications to its software.
(My eventual ambition is to work with robots)
Hope this helps.
Step 1 to produce a good tornado video (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Step 1 to produce a good tornado video (Score:1)
Re:Step 1 to produce a good tornado video (Score:3, Funny)
I also have a model trailer home that I have mounted to the dashmat in my car... as bait. The first day we used it, we saw a tornado. Prices available on request.
See Storm Chase Vehicle - 3rd-5th pictures
Re:Step 1 to produce a good tornado video (Score:1)
Re:Step 1 to produce a good tornado video (Score:2)
If the tornado get's too close, you have to shoot them
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Re:Step 1 to produce a good tornado video (Score:1)
And really, why the hell would you need a gun for?
Re:Step 1 to produce a good tornado video (Score:2)
#2... actually, that is for going out in the wilderness here in Arizona. Not as important for storm chasing.
Re:Step 1 to produce a good tornado video (Score:1)
torn porn? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:torn porn? (Score:1)
Gives a new meaning to the term, "Blow Job"
Man does it suck.
Re:torn porn? (Score:1)
Obvious Answer... (Score:4, Funny)
(1) Purchase a gross of small, clear plastic balls (this can be substituted by a large number of the clear plastic eggs that silly putty comes in...)
(2) For a solid week, every time you see one of those highly-annoying X-10, wireless camera ads [x-10.com] while cruising the net actually purchase one - if my calculations are correct that should give the average browser approximately 538 wireless cams within a seven day period...
(3) Insert a single X-10 wireless cam (with newly hacked, longer lasting self contained power source) in each of the clear plastic balls/eggs.
(4) Next...as they learned in 'Twister' [movieweb.com] , you need to attach twisty-twirly-thingy-mabobs ® made from old pop cans to the balls to help them enter the tornado's vortex safely.
(5) And finally, create a large tin can with a half-moon Plexiglas top that looks like a cross between R2D2 and the first Lunar Lander to house all of these video-balls.
Now that we have created the device, it is time for deployment. Once again, I will take a page from the movie 'Twister' [movieweb.com] and suggest that you strap the launcher into the back of a very large (not to mention, expensive) 4x4 truck. Then, simply find a big-ass tornado, put on the cruise, drive straight at it and jump out at the last minute!!!
Oh well...just a thought!!!
Heh. (Score:4, Informative)
Civilians film a lot of the tornado footage with their home video cameras. I would suppose that it is more dramatic, considering the majority of these people don't have any training, are terrified, and escape unscathed by chance. Their emotions are in strong contrast to tornado enthusiasts, who, from most peoples' observations, usually appear intrigued, not frightened.
Of course, to capture a tornado, a number of variables must be correct and you must meet several objectives first.
Obviously, there must be light (or you must have nightvision). A great number of tornadoes occur during the night hours and probably aren't captured on film due to this reason.
You must actually locate the area of a storm that is most likely to produce a tornado. The advent of Doppler [sic, it's named after a person] radar has made this task much less difficult. Meteorologists will usually search for the classic "hook and coil" [ou.edu] signature that is indicative of a tornado.
Finally, you must arrive at the target location before the tornado activity disippates. They usually last less than 20 minutes.
Re:Heh. (Score:2)
It isn't as easy as looking for the hook on the radar. In fact, by the time the hook has formed, you had better already be in the vicinity. Also, many tornados are not associated with hooks. Finally, dopplers have not made hooks easier to see - the dopplers provide a lot of *other* information (especially velocity data) that is useful.
A real tornado chase (as opposed to a lucky catch by someone who lives in the vicinity) involves making a forecast of a target area (not an easy thing to do), driving to that area (often 300 miles or more away), picking the right storm that goes up (most will not be tornadic even if conditions are right), and properly (and safely) positioning with regard to the moving storm.
Do all of that, and on the average of once out of 7-10 times, you might see some kind of tornado (but most tornadoes are weak and not spectacular - although all are beautiful to the storm chaser).
The most successful chasers are those who live in tornado alley, study meteorology seriously (whether or not they are meteorologists), spend a lot of time at chase forecasting and driving, and are lucky!
I know lots of chasers who sell video, but few who make any money at it. Jim Leonard (mentioned in the article) is one who does - but he specializes in hurricanes (which are easier to catch). In fact, one summer he moved to Guam to catch the violent typhoons that are so common there!
Most who make money do so from still pictures of post-card or publishing quality - mostly of non-tornadic phenomena.
I know a tornado when I see one (Score:1)
Rules of Chasing the Tornado. (Score:1)
Thank me later when you make millions off of my hard work and dedication.
Crazy, DUMB S.O.B. (Score:4, Interesting)
Look, I live in Tornado alley, and up to a few months ago lived in "pre-fabricated housing", a.k.a. a trailer home (a.k.a. "tornado bait"). I'm a part-time storm spotter, and I've seen the damage a "little" F-1 gustnado can cause, let alone an F-5 monster. An F-5 will quite literally suck the asphalt off a highway.
If I were out tooling around in, say, an M1A1 Abrahms Tank, and I saw a tornado coming, I would turn tail and run (at right angles to the path of the tornado) as fast as that tank's treads would take me. Wind speeds in the vortex of a tornado have been measured at OVER 300 miles per hour with Doppler radar. Even a tank will be blown over.
This fool, in his SUV, will be waking up wondering what all these midgets are doing around him. Either that, or wondering where all the harp music is coming from.
I just dodged around a storm last night trying to get home. By local standards it wasn't anything much, but it left the roads covered in hail, dropped over an inch of rain in thirty minutes, and had 60 MPH sustained winds. I was driving, listening to the two local storm spotter nets on 2 meters, and trying to spot the rain and hail shafts in the lightning. It wasn't fun.
I've seen the shows about tourists coming to the US to see a tornado - they spend 2 weeks driving from Texas to South Dakota to see a storm, covering over 3000 miles! Word of advice folks: just come over in the spring, and plan a normal vacation. See [cosmo.org] the [roadsideamerica.com]
sights [ukans.edu] and enjoy yourselves. The tornados will find you. Trust me.
Re:Crazy, DUMB S.O.B. (Score:1)
One smashed through the middle of downtown Fort Worth, Texas - right past a camera on top of a large office building *live* during the six o'clock news. See it here [usatoday.com]. I would just deploy a large number of cameras, and play anoymous coward during the storm.
Re:Crazy, DUMB S.O.B. (Score:2)
Re:Crazy, DUMB S.O.B. (Score:3, Offtopic)
For the horizontal force of wind to equal the weight of the tank the surface area normal to the wind times the stagnation pressure of the wind must be greater than the weight of the tank, or 65 tons. Consider a 20 foot by 6 foot rectangle - smaller than an Abrams. Thats 120 square feet, or
17280 square inches. Now, for that area to have more than 65 tons of force, you need a stagnation pressure of 7.5 pounds per square inch. Now, what is the stagnation pressure of a 300 mile per hour wind? (I honestly don't know off the top of my head - I'm an EE, not a ME or AE).
Also realize this: once that tank starts to tip, then the wind is going to get a much better grip on it.
Being in the eye of a tornado is much like being next to a very large explosion, save that an explosion doesn't keep going on for several seconds.
True, once you started to move with the winds in the eye, the forces go down quite a bit. But would you REALLY try it? I mean, an Abrams might survive being hit with a anti-tank round, does that mean you would go seek them out? How would an Abrams fare against a half-ton telephone pole at 150 miles per hour? Just the momentum transfer would give you a mile per hour of velocity.
Also, would you want to deal with the pressure drop? I know a tank is reasonably air tight, but just how air tight is it? And how would your turbine fare with the air loss.
Not knocking the M1A1 - they are an impressive piece of engineering. But I STILL would run from a tornado...
rescue workers and storm chasers (Score:2)
As far as knocking over a tank, I could believe it (despite what the retired military men might say). Look at photos of the damage done by a storm, a 65-ton tank is just more grist for the mill.
These storm chasers are not just endangering their own lives. They are forcing local police and rescue to overextend themselves at an already busy time. They are also in the way of the real storm chasers, the ones from NSSL and CAPS, driving trucks [ou.edu] (with doppler radar dishes on the back). (Check these trucks out. They are really cool.) I have heard that people tend to stop in the middle of the road to get some footage, making it difficult for researchers and rescue crew to pass.
I have a message to all would-be storm chasers: If you want a thrill, do something safe, like sky diving. At least there you have a backup plan (the reserve chute). What are you going to do when a piece of wood comes flying at you at speeds in excess of 300 miles per hour?
Re:rescue workers and storm chasers (Score:2)
And were I to "chase" a storm, I would be doing it under the auspices of RACES and the National Weather service, not merely for kicks. As a licensed amatuer radio operator, I get just as angry with these rubbernecking yahoos as you do. They put OUR lives in danger when we have to go help coordinate rescue efforts.
Re:rescue workers and storm chasers (Score:2)
Yes, there are a few "yahoos" who don't know what they are doing and cause trouble. These are usually local folks who hear about a tornado and drive around looking for it.
Serious storm chasers stay out of the way of emergency vehicles, and out of the way of tornados. We study the severe weather and know a lot about it, even those of use who are not meteorologists.
We also report our data to NWS or NSSL, and are respectful of their needs to get data.
Finally, I would estimate that half of the serious storm chasers ARE members of emergency services. Many are from NSSL, OU, NWS, and other professional meteorological organizations, out chasing on their own time.
Furthermore, many NWS offices have liason setups where they provide info to storm chasers when we drop in (time available - we don't interfere, and we provide ground truth to them when we are out on the road. Many hand out reporting forms.
Most of us have lists of phone numbers for reporting damage, and are trained spotters at the lest.
I do agree, though, that the chase trucks are cool. The neatest IMHO are the DOW's (Dopplers on Wheels). The NSSL chase vans are pretty neat, and the smaller chase vehicles are ordinary sedans tricked out with wierd looking meteorolical stuff on the roof (if you see a car going down the road with a bunch of white PVC pipe sticking up above the roof, with an anemometer attached to it, you are looking at an NSSL chase vehicle or copycat).
Re:rescue workers and storm chasers (Score:2)
"These storm chasers are not just endangering their own lives. They are forcing local police and rescue to overextend themselves at an already busy time. "
I'm confused. How can they be chasing a storm, and sitting next to local police and rescue teams, holding a gun to their head, and forcing them to 'overextend' themselves?
This is quite typical of the American populace in general. Nobody wants to take responsibility for their own actions, and the police
Become a 'Brain Surgeon in Blue'
Do what you will do
But don't you cry like a little girl
When the martyrs bill comes due.
- William Shakespeare 2002
Re:Crazy, DUMB S.O.B. (Score:2)
People truly underestimate the power of these storms. I have relatives from England, and they were asking me how many tornadoes I've seen, as I live in Kansas. When I replied "None, I hide in the basement when the sirens go," they looked at me like I was a scared child.
Two weeks later when the sirens went off, they wanted to go outside and look at it. We made them come into the basement with us and spend an entirely uneventful 30 minutes. Didn't hear anything, and obviously didn't see anything.
The next morning, when we flew over the damaged areas, they got a real education. Suddenly it was a lot less like the movies. You couldn't see them; but you knew there just had to be people dead in those buildings.
Hurricanes have longer sustained winds; but they don't match the tornado for windshear.
Re:Crazy, DUMB S.O.B. (Score:2)
Disagree... An M1A1 wouldn't have any trouble with an F-5.
Disagree... Tornados are hard to catch. I spend 2 weeks every year, driving 7000 miles each time, chasing them in the midwest. I know what I am doing, often travel with people who do this for a living, and I can tell you... they are HARD TO FIND. Some years we never see a single one.
When I lived in tornado alley, I saw a few (including the Topeka Tornado of 1966 - see my pictures [tinyvital.com]), but don't count on finding one just on vacation.
There are also folks who run professional tornado chase safaris. These folks, for the most part, really know what they are doing, and provide a good value for the money. If you are really interested in chasing, a trip with them is a good way to get started.
There is also a tornado chase mailing list: WX-CHASE at LISTSERV@PO.UIUC.EDU or here in HTML [centerone.com]. It has a lot of serious chasers and good information in it.
BTW... I do know a guy who has a fortified SUV. But his is fortified against hail - a real hazard on the chase. I have seen many folks have their cars trashed by 2"-5" hail on a chase.
My chase pages are here [tinyvital.com] if anyone is interesting.
Just say no to tornography... (Score:4, Funny)
It is a gateway, leading men to watch more violent things like police chases, boxing matches, and hurricanes.
It changes values and attitudes such as desensitization and "tolerance" which leads to more depraved tornography.
There are reports in many urban areas of increased trailor parks around tornography outlets.
Inside the mind of spud killer (Score:1)
Lewison: Check out this tornado camera I made.
Dude: Hey that's neat, how strong is it.
Lewison: The guy at the hardware store says it can take a bullet.
Dude: Lets shoot potatos at it.
Lewison: Ok.
That actually sounds more interesting than torn porn. They should use high speed photography so they can make time last longer when the storm hits.
Filmaking 101 (Score:1)
From afar, we can see the power of the beast very clearly and in focus. From close, we feel placed in the torando, as the shots are out of focus, there are tons of whip-pans, etc. This is why there are not as many good documentarians out there. It is an art form to use both sytles in a clear manner.
Heavy Weather (Score:1)
Great novel by Bruce Sterling about hacking and tornados!
Green Skies (Score:2)
At 7pm, the skies where an honest-to-god GREEN. It was the erriest thing I've ever seen (and I am on USENet
If I ever get back out there, as cool as I think nature can be, I'll be buring my ass deep into the ground.
Darwin awards and Telephoto lenses (Score:2)
Other than that, I'd suggest Troy's bear suit and magic materials [improb.com] for the fashion-impaired tornographers. :-)
bear suit (Score:1)
This guy used big swinging logs to nail himself in the chest hard enough to throw him back a good 20 feet while wearing the suit, repeatedly stood in front of a jeep driving at him at 45mph or so and just let it cream him, multiple people beating him with bats as hard as they could... very entertaining stuff... he was perfectly safe, but the version of the suit he was using was so heavy that he couldn't really get up after he was knocked down.