Fake Light Sabers Making Real Cash 244
jdedman4 writes "The fanfare over Episode II brings with it absurdist prequel theories as well as this article from the Houston Chronicle detailing one fan-enterpreneur's success. In eight years, Forney, Texas resident Jeff Parks has made himself a millionaire by making customized light sabers for collectors. "My goal is to be the best light saber designer in the world," quips Parks."
How is he surviving? (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:How is he surviving? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How is he surviving? (Score:2)
Re:How is he surviving? (Score:1, Informative)
Re:How is he surviving? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:How is he surviving? (Score:2)
Isaac Asimov, writing as Paul French in the late '50s and/or early '60s, in the "Lucky" Starr books, had various cutting weapons featuring "force-field"-type blades. In other words, they were just hilts or handles until you press the "activate blade" button. Sort of electronic switchblades, but some of them had sword-length blades.
Shouldn't the lightsaber thing have been one story, and the "StarWars = Civil War" thing been a separate story?
Wouldn't the lightsaber maker article have been a lot better with more information about what he uses for blades, and more/better pictures of same?
From the article (Score:2, Informative)
Re:How is he surviving? (Score:5, Insightful)
I imagine as long as he does not use any LucasFilm trademarks he is ok. My guess is that Lucas never bothered to trademark the lightsaber. Even if they did, on his web site Parks never refers to Star Wars, or the word "Light Saber" - it's just a "Parks Saber".
I would also guess that this product is high end and niche enough that it does not directly compete with any officially licensed products. So it's unlike that LucasFilm would try to pursue the issue legally.
-josh
duh.. (Score:5, Funny)
"This isn't the company you're looking to sue"
"move along lucas"
~chuckle~ (Score:2, Funny)
"Let's move along and make another sequel."
Re:duh.. (Score:1)
> "move along lucas
Stupid Jedi mind tricks don't work on me. Only money works on me.
Only the weak minded. (Score:2)
British lightsabers (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:British lightsabers (Score:1)
Re:British lightsabers (Score:1)
However, Vader's saber in ESB or RotJ was actually based on a differnt flash handle.
Yoda's saber was made from a Flash handle as well.
Re:How is he surviving? (Score:1)
Not associated with LUCASFILM LTD.(TM) or any LFL Ltd.(TM) Film or Franchise.
All prop designs are original creations owned by Parks sabers, Inc.(TM)
and or Jeffrey A. Parks.
that sort of disclaimer should do the job
Re:How is he surviving? (Score:2, Informative)
Geocities... (Score:1)
Re:Geocities... (Score:1)
I can understand Geocities' squelching of their freeloaders in an attempt to make money, however nobody can link to Geocities site anymore without it going offline. That's just stupid. Geocities used to have a really high public profile due to the number of cool or weird sites that would pop up on it; now, I can't even remember the last time I saw a Geocities site.
Time for
Look again. (Score:2)
Re:Look again. (Score:2)
If you had a $1m turnover business whose target market were all heavy online users, wouldn't you be keen to make sure your site stayed up, even if it meant paying for it?. I think so.
Re:Geocities... (Score:1)
Re:Geocities... (Score:1, Informative)
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feh (Score:2, Funny)
Re:feh (Score:5, Funny)
The replicas' silent operation gives you the opportunity to make the appropriate sounds yourself [murderhorn.com].
Shooting High (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Shooting High (Score:1)
Re:Shooting High (Score:2)
Mind you, the capacity to actually kill someone with your light saber would probably be considered an advanced feature by a lot of people.
Re:Shooting High (Score:2)
There are a number of companies competing with him. Some are selling to the world via the web, others sell at conventions only and thus to a smaller audience.
Some of them make one lightsaber a month, not one hundred like Jeff, and thus can devote an awful lot of work into making them be of top quality.
So yes, that's a lofty ambition.
You're talking about a market that is large enough that it made this guy a millionaire; doesn't that clue you in?
He has to have sold tens of thousands of these in order to have made a million bucks of profit, and he's just one guy in the market.
Go to any big SF convention and check out the dealer room. You'll see a couple of vendors, and they'll probably be small regional vendors in just your area. Plus many SW fans who participate in weird convention costume behavior make their own, and some of those people do quite excellent work.
And on top of that, he's competing with the folks who make the officially-licensed ones, which are GORGEOUS.
It is indeed a lofty ambition, because the competition is one of quality, not quantity.
NEWS FLASH! (Score:5, Funny)
as opposed to the more common method (Score:4, Funny)
Strong in the Force... (Score:2, Funny)
I felt a great disturbance in the Force... (Score:2)
I know this one guy.... (Score:2)
As far as I know he doesn't go out looking to sell them but when he had a few and he was showing them off someone went up to him and bought one anyway..
Tim
How to recognize fellow slashdotters... (Score:1)
absurdist prequel theories (Score:3, Funny)
Slashdot effect (Score:5, Funny)
I felt a disturbance in the force as if all of parksabers.com's 56 kilobits of uplink all screamed at once and then died out.
indestructible (Score:3, Interesting)
I would even the steep price tag more or less justifiable, considering the impress-your-friends factor. People spend more on PDAs. But... well, what good is a replica light saber if you can't saber duel with yer buddies? The specs mention that the plasma lamp is encased in a virtually indestructible polycarbonate (actually, it reads "polycarbonite," which is either a typo or a clever pun) housing.
Well, polycarbonate is the same stuff they use to make high quality scratch resistant "virtually indestructible" eyeglass lenses. Quite a few of which I have personally destructed. So, I wonder how well the "blades" stand up to thwackin'.
-ks
Re:indestructible (Score:2)
It's the same stuff CDs are made of, and those are hard enough to break (try some time). I think it would survive dueling (I'd worry more about the mounting point than the blade itself).
These aren't plasma tubes (that was a different light sabre manufacturer, who used glass tube blades and was featured here a year or two ago). The light sabres on this site use an electroluminescent coating on the inside of the tube like the kind in the "indiglo" watches (probably exactly the same kind, as the authour uses the word "indiglo" when describing it).
So there are no high voltages and no vacuum chambers involved in making your light sabre look pretty
I'd phone the seller and ask if these can stand up to dueling before trying it with a $370 sword, though.
Re:indestructible (Score:2)
Would those happen to be the same "chicks" who get engaged to men in prison?
As far as being able to *actually* kill someone, I'll take my car against your Katana any day.
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Re:indestructible (Score:2)
>:)
Kintanon
Disclaimer: I do not yet own a Katana, I will be making that purchase in a couple of months.
Re:indestructible (Score:3, Funny)
I think I'll hunt you down and stab you to death after I finish smacking my girlfriend around...
...
Disclaimer: I do not yet own a Katana, I will be making that purchase in a couple of months.
Ahhhh, Slashdot... Where you have to disclaim the fact that you don't yet own a three-foot-long sword and that you will soon, but you need not disclaim the fact that you actually don't beat up your girlfriend.
Re:indestructible (Score:2)
Kintanon
Re:indestructible (Score:2)
Nope
Look at what I quoted - I was responding to someone who values his Katana replica because "I can *actually* kill someone with it. Impresses the chicks". In particular I was highlighting an apparent connection between the two sentences.
The martial arts disciplines, especially the ones which use katanas are typically not the sort which welcome the type of people you're implying that the original poster may be.
Right. If I may rearrange your words:
I was implying the original poster may be type of person the martial arts disciplines, especially the ones which use katanas, typically do not welcome.
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Re:indestructible (Score:2)
if it has a glass plasma tube in the middle, you can still smash it up but good even if the outer polycarbonate casing is intact.
Malestrom, Apt Naming in Action. (Score:5, Funny)
Well, at least they acknowledge where in their customers' psyches the deep-rooted need to own one of these things stems by naming one of their top models Malestrom [parksabers.com] as opposed to Maelstrom. I wonder if any of their customers notice this subtle dig?
More worringly, I wonder what a Femalestrom would look like?
Re:Malestrom, Apt Naming in Action. (Score:5, Funny)
Probably just like a malestrom, but without the blade.
Re:Malestrom, Apt Naming in Action. (Score:4, Funny)
It's the one that needs batteries.
Curses! Foiled again! (Score:2, Funny)
...now to take over the world by selling fast food, containing a minute dose of alkaloid...completely harmless, but absolutely addictive!
*Sigh* So much evil, so little time
Re:Curses! Foiled again! (Score:2)
You mean like the original version of Coca-Cola?
How did he do that?! (Score:4, Funny)
So how did this guy find all the rare goodies to make all these things to become a millionaire off of them? He must have been awfully rich to begin with.
Re:How did he do that?! (Score:1)
Besides, the article states that he's machining his own handles -- it's not Obi-Wan sabers, it's kind of a fan-fiction EU type thing. Although I do think he made one that looked like Obi-Wan's TPM/AOTC saber.
The only thing really expensive is just the equipment to make this stuff -- and at the prices he charges, he paid that off in short order.
Re:How did he do that?! (Score:2)
Re:How did he do that?! (Score:2)
Well.. (Score:2)
BTW.. people selling props made out of the same parts as original props (You have to love how creative they were back then) are selling sabers for well over a grand.
Re:How did he do that?! (Score:2)
Need a job? (Score:1)
For those who weren't sure... (Score:5, Funny)
Huh?
weapons used by Jedi knights in the Star
Wars films.
Ohhhh...
Also, on Parks' website, you can get a utility belt [parksabers.com]! I thought it was funny that it lists it as The DefianceTM Belt, Adjustable to fit sizes 32-40. I think he's grossly underestimated his clientelle...
Re:For those who weren't sure... (Score:5, Funny)
I do not have a receipt -- I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical as the average Trekker has no use for a medium-sized belt.
</comicbookguy>
Not everyone is large (Score:2)
-B
Re:Not everyone is large (Score:2)
No, just lucky... :-)
-B
Re:Not everyone is large (Score:2)
-B
Re:Not everyone is large (Score:2)
-B
And now he'll be even richer.. (Score:3, Interesting)
And now his sales will tipple. Anyone else remember what happened after thinkgeek.com was slashdotted? I wonder when we'll have the parksabers.com [parksabers.com] box as an option. What will the icon be when he comes out with a new model???
Jedi are nothing compared to the power of the /. (Score:3, Funny)
Faster then a speeding DoS Attack
Able to quelch tall servers with a single post
Its a bird its a plane no its
fast cash? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:fast cash? (Score:3, Informative)
I'd be surprised if he makes for than $40,000 US a year.
(Before taxes. AIEEE!)
Re:fast cash? (Score:2)
I think I might just buy one, I wonder how long the light lasts.
Re:fast cash? (Score:2)
UserFriendly (Score:2, Interesting)
Previous discussions... (Score:1)
They're nice but... (Score:2)
I have one of these (Score:1)
I'm sometimes shy to admit it, but I bought one of these things waaaaay back when he first started making them, and he only had 4 designs to offer. That was back before they were battery-powered. I bought one of them for my brother for his 28th birthday, and later I decided I couldn't stand not having one, and bought the Defiant light saber (the cheapest they had .. in case I didn't think it was cool after I bought it.)
I still think it's way cool, even though the Ep1 and Ep2 movies weren't all that great. At least I have my own light saber! :)
master replica (Score:2, Informative)
Making REAL light sabers (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Making REAL light sabers (Score:3, Informative)
They cut though, what looked like, at least 2 feet of dense metal.
So, the actual saber is probably as thick as a human hair. Incredibly efficient so it doesn't heat up the air around it and fry the user. Doesn't emit "Bad" radiation of any type.
I'm still not sure how you can always get it to cut though things without turning stuff into gas. You certainly wouldn't want to cut though metal walls when you're getting 2000 degree metal gas being blown back into your face.
Anyway, it's not possible. At the very least, the cable from the device to your portable nuclear reactor would be unwieldy.
Re:Making REAL light sabers (Score:2)
Is it even possible to stop a laser beam... (Score:2)
Re:Making REAL light sabers (Score:4, Interesting)
Another possible hack would be a focused laser. This seems more like what the lucas lightsaber does; remember it's based on a laser and has some kind of crystal which is (ostensibly) pumped by a normal laser. There's also a beam splitter. It is possible that you could aim and tune several lasers in such a way that they would seem to terminate at a fixed point.
As for the "point" a poster makes about not being able to see a laser unless there is dust in the air; This is not true. High-powered enough lasers actually cause reactions in the gas molecules which comprise air to throw off visible light, and god knows what else. Thus an EXTREMELY high-powered laser could quite conceivably be visible.
The plasma-type sabers are most common in Anime; They actually curve when swung fast enough, and seem to sputter and elongate, indicating that the bottle has an open end, but the plasma normally expires as it reaches the end of the bottle. Swinging it quickly causes the plasma to be slung from the bottle, but ostensibly at the cost of concentration.
Now, aren't you sorry you asked?
Incidentally, the reason we don't have them now is primarily because of a lack of power sources which are dense enough. You can't get enough power for that kind of reaction into any battery a human can carry. You might be able to pull something off with chemical lasers, which are probably responsible for the death of the gyrojet project; As many of you know the gyrojet pistol was invented some time ago at JPL, and produced a working weapon, but it's really no good except as a low-recoil weapon for space use. Lasers are great in space because of the lack of air to absorb the energy, and chemical lasers can put out pretty intense amounts of energy. That's just my paranoid guess, though.
Re:Making REAL light sabers (Score:3, Interesting)
Nevertheless, you can read about how a lightsabre could work, ranging from plausible to implausible theories, as well as an introduction to kendo (the sword techniques the Jedi use) at this site: http://www.synicon.com.au/sw/ls/sabres.htm#index [synicon.com.au].
A millionaire? (Score:2, Redundant)
He's doing well, making an average of about $125,000 a year for the past 8 years. But unless he's able to live without spending a dime, paying any taxes, or able to live on much less and do very well in the stock market while it crashed, then he's no millionaire.
Touch-sensitive buttons (Score:4, Funny)
Minichino, who bought his Arc-Wave in 1999, also likes the touch-sensitive button that turns on the light panel and blade.
Yeah, they are the best type.
(You see? It's funny!)
Michael
Get a server (Score:2, Funny)
Not necessarily a millionaire (Score:2, Insightful)
Can't people read?
I Own One. (Score:5, Informative)
The item I have is based on Luke's first/the Graflex design. It serves its purpose well enough for the costume during the occasional con or costume party. If you want a "lightsaber" of your own, Jeff does a good job.
Lucasfilm generally does not chase down anyone who avoids the use of trademarked names and likenesses or is otherwise obviously capitalizing on his vast empire. Otherwise, people who make costume templates and accessories, especially the stormtrooper stuff and droid parts, would be sued immediately.
Re:I Own One. (Score:2)
PPA, the girl next door.
Re:I Own One. (Score:2)
The one I have is the Defiance [parksabers.com] model, which superficially looks like Anakin Skywalker's Jedi saber, the one that Luke first receives from Ben Kenobi. It weighs about 2 pounds, and hurts if you attach it the wrong way to your belt and have it swing the wrong way into your crotch.
::sigh:: I really need to get out more often.
Re:I Own One. (Score:2)
If only the mind tricks really worked.
May the force be with his server... (Score:2, Funny)
How to add your own (virtual) light saber (Score:2, Interesting)
Here [ligwww.epfl.ch] is information about the project and this [ligwww.epfl.ch] is an image of the laser sabre in action.
Here [ligwww.epfl.ch] is a movie (37Mb) showing it in action.
Now, all you have to do is to buy the handle from parksabers.com to get the real feeling
Still waiting for this one (Score:2)
"Glowing electro-luminescent blade and authentic sound effects pulled directly from the movie" sounds very interesting and would be a good addition to my Lightsaber key chain.
Graflex and Light Sabres (Score:2, Interesting)
Lucas used a Graflex flashgun to make the light sabre prop, and as a result photographers and camera collectors have seen prices rise absurdly, now to hundreds of dollars for old flashbulb equipment that used to be available for $5-$15.
And furthermore, some of the folks who buy them are belligerent and abusive. I guess if they think you can become a millionaire, I understand now.
I'm surprised nobody has yet mentioned .... (Score:3, Funny)
I'll buy one when... (Score:2)
And it would be even better if it made the lightsaber noise when in use rather than the usual scredriver sound.
Re:Unless I can kill people with it... -- You Can! (Score:1)
Working Blades?! (Score:2)
You must have missed this detail
"I had purchased a saber from a company that is now out of business," said 29-year-old Anthony Minichino of Brick, N.J. "Parks came along and had complete original designs. Some of them had working blades, which I'd never seen before."
Which is something to give me pause...
Working?
Just what we need for our special forces in Afghanistan.
Knives at a Gun Fight (Score:2)
This is the old axiom of "Never bring a Knife to a gun fight"
In which regard, it is interesting to read an early draft of Stars Wars, dated 1975 [swipnet.se]
[NB - the Luke in this script seems to be different than the "StarKiller" character, as seen from the very final scenes]
Goes hand in hand with the adages:
Re:Why? (Score:2)
Re:Why? (Score:2)