'Solaris' Screen Adaptation Forthcoming 185
Jooly Rodney writes "No, not the operating system, the sci-fi novel by Stanislaw Lem, long considered to be a classic of the genre. Apple's movie trailer site features a teaser trailer, and IMDb has George Clooney and Natascha McElhone as the leads Kelvin and Rheya."
it will... (Score:1)
Re:it will... (Score:3, Informative)
In light of Soderburgh's career, Solaris, with its anxious, looming regret for the failures of relationships past and poignant sense of human limitation, is an ideal film for him.
Re:it will... (Score:1)
Re: Re:it will... (Score:2)
Well... count at least one American who's sick and tired of it, too.
``Welcome to American Megastudios, new employees! Did you remember to check your creativity with the security guard on your way in?''
Original movie lacked beauty of book (Score:3, Interesting)
Hope the new movie does better.
Re:Original movie lacked beauty of book (Score:2)
Re:it will... (Score:1)
In AD 2101 source code was beginning...
Trailer showing before Minority Report (Score:3, Informative)
Needless to say, those three names along with some beautiful deep-space type footage definitely piqued my interest.
Re:Trailer showing before Minority Report (Score:5, Funny)
My God, it's full of stars!
Another one? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Another one? (Score:4, Funny)
Andrei Tarkovsky's Russian adaptation of Solaris (1972) was the first, of course, and is widely regarded as a sci-fi classic.
...by those who haven't seen it. Most desperately, petrifyingly boring film I've ever seen. The movie spends ten or fifteen minutes just showing a guy driving home. Just driving. You think I'm exaggerating.
This being a Russian film, everybody's character arc takes them from depressed to depressed, visiting many states of depression in between. On a spaceship that somehow manages to look like a spare bedroom, the artificial gravity gets temporarily turned off, and we see a depressed couple floating mournfully in mid-air, while seated in chairs.
Four hours of my life I'll never get back.
Re:Another one? (Score:1, Troll)
I kept waiting for something--anything--to happen.
By the time something does, you just don't care any more due to exhaustion.
They owe me four hours too.
Cheers,
-b
Re:Another one? (Score:2)
Have you read the book? (Score:2)
I agree that it will have to be dumped down a lot to reach to Hollywood idea of a sci-fi audience, i.e. the people who think _The Matrix_ was a "deep" movie.
Re:Another one? (Score:2)
Re:Another one? (Score:2)
Re:Another one? (Score:5, Insightful)
* Very long shots (as in, not the fast cutting you get these days where the average shot length is about 3 seconds). It really adds to the mood of the film, makes you feel like you're part of it.
* The driving scene builds from being a road with a few cars to an immense cacophony of noise, light, etc. It definitely has a point.
* A lot of highly thought-provoking dialogue (something that's rather lacking in most films).
* His autobiography is called "Sculpting in Time", which ought to give you some idea of what he's trying to *do* with his films.
And to answer the poster below, maybe Lem didn't like the film, but I bet he wouldn't like some brash American remake either. I'm sorry, but at least Tarkovsky turned the novel (or ideas contained therein) into something worth watching and learning from, rather than a sloppy piece of entertainment-action.
'spose I'd better stop ranting now...
Re:Another one? (Score:3, Informative)
"And to answer the poster below, maybe Lem didn't like the film, but I bet he wouldn't like some brash American remake either. I'm sorry, but at least Tarkovsky turned the novel (or ideas contained therein) into something worth watching and learning from, rather than a sloppy piece of entertainment-action."
Well, he actually ignores it. As it is written here [lem.onet.pl]:
Interviewer: This (new "Solaris") movie is going to be produced by James Cameron, the director of "Titanic".
Lem: I don't know, although it's quite possible that Cameron will make it. You know, I don't care about it a lot. The more the Americans are engaged in any project, the less the author has to say. Still, the idea that now some forty scriptwriters work over my novel doesn't bring me a lot of satisfaction. For the time being I am not even allowed to look into the scenario. But I wouldn't like to do it, as I am afraid that after reading it I'd be really angry. Also, what can you find interesting:
I: Solaris by Tarkowski is the most famous adaptation of any of your novels, although it's quite far from the original novel. Philosophical debates became more stressed than the dialogue between astronauts and the ocean.
Lem: Situation is very delicate. Although I have a lot of respect for Tarkowski's movies I hate this one. I tried to presuade Tarkowski from his odd ideas for exactly six weeks. The scenario missed the novel too much. Tarkowski created Kelvin's family, he added some terrible aunts and uncles, which were removed after my rant.
Hope it helps. And feel free to correct my English. ;)
Re:Another one? (Score:2)
Personally, I forgive Tarkowsky for introducing the dying father for the single reason of the last, heart-rending shot of the house with the rain on the inside.
Hmmm. I saw Stalker again the other day. He likes his rain, that Tarkowsky...
Re:Another one? (Score:2)
The movie was completely stupid. That said, the very end was pretty cool. When, he's in the house and its raining indoors, then you realize he's still on the island.
Re:Another one? Driving sequence (Score:1, Informative)
Re:Another one? Driving sequence (Score:1)
Re:Another one? (Score:2, Informative)
Remember Event Horizon (Score:3, Informative)
I'm in the minority that I liked Event Horizon. Still with Hollywood now making an adaptation of Red Dragon when Manhunter was a perfectly good film, you have to wonder what the memory span of film producers are.
Re:Remember Event Horizon (Score:1)
There is already a movie version of Solaris (Score:1)
Already a movie (Score:1)
Question (Score:2, Informative)
This may seem like a dumb question in retrospect, but the CGI was not the best I had ever seen, which leads me to this query: is this an animated film of some sort? I haven't seen any information on any of the usual sites I read about this movie.
Re:Question (Score:1)
Aw man! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Aw man! (Score:1)
Ah well back to hoping someone turns Combat [atariage.com] in to a movie.
Which Solaris Is It? (Score:1)
There is the huge, bloated, planet-sized globular mass which drives insane anyone who comes in contact with it...
And there's the kind from the movie.
Re:Aw man! (Score:1)
Nah... It'd be a flop. Sun Solaris the movie - opens up with the hapless protagonist flipping the install CD in a junked machine he got for a song at the auction.
2 and a half hours later the movie ends when our hero dies of a caffine overdose just as the machine declares '25% complete!'
Re:Aw man! (Score:5, Funny)
I hereby declare open season on "Microsoft Windows - the movie" jokes!
After the previews - the screen turns blue.
You go to your local 12 screen megaplex and Windows is playing on all 12.
Any time anyone enters or leaves the theater they have to restart the movie.
You have to show a valid passport to enter the theater.
Your passport serial number is used as a permanent tracking number.
The MPAA initially rates it as "unsuitable for general audiences", but becomes strangely cooperative after having lunch with Microsoft's laywers.
It requires projectors with a proprietary variable frame rate technology.
The admission is $120 and includes a free Microsoft popcorn, free Microsoft Cola, and a free Microsoft CD player (incompatible format with DRM).
30 minutes of the footage will have to be patched the day it's released.
There will be a sequel every 2 years.
Episode 3.0 will be the first one to hit theaters. Unlike Star Wars, you really really don't want to see the prequels.
It won't appear free on TV a few years later.
The soundtrack will feature the songs "Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers" and "Monkey Dance" preformed by Steve Ballmer.
The commercial for Windows with mention that Penguins may carry rabies and Apples may cause food poisoning.
Six slashdot readers (always the same six) will post here saying they LIKE the movie, and all the negative reviews are unfair Microsoft bashing.
You call movie phone (777-FILM) and discover the greeting has changed to "Welcome to Microsoft's Moviephone..."
When they deliver the film to the theater they will install new security doors. A week later a major newspaper will run a story saying that back doors are unlocked on all the theaters. Microsoft will blame the reporter. As a fix, Microsoft sends "Exit only" stickers for the back doors. 3 days later there's an article about a buffer overflow in the popcorn machine. 2 days later they find a buffer overflow in the restroom.
A talking paperclip will appear in the corner of the screen and say "It looks like you're watching a movie!"
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What is the point? (Score:1)
Re:What is the point? (Score:1)
...while so many of Lem's novels just scream to be put to the screen: The Invincible (battling the aliens, with a huge twist), Eden, The Futurological Congress (The Matrix, done right), The Chain of Chance (could be made into an interestingly subversive take on terrorism), His Master's Voice (a bit like Contact, but without more far-out and the sappy conclusion), Fiasco (battling the aliens, with no idea who or what or why we're battling - sounds familiar?), Peace on Earth (incisive political comedy)... and these are just the novels whose English titles I don't have to look up.
Re:What is the point? (Score:1)
One of the most difficult movies ever (Score:4, Insightful)
It is also perhaps the most non-Hollywood movie ever made, so you might as well assume right now that Cameron, Steven, and George are not capable of remaking as complex.
Re:One of the most difficult movies ever (Score:1)
Re:One of the most difficult movies ever (Score:2)
I have it on laserdisc (damned expensive on ebay!) but so far have only watched it once.
My wife on the other hand thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the most difficult film she's ever seen.
I can imagine the American version of Solaris will be totally different; I just hope it's not as bad as that godawful Time Machine release. The old Time Machine was sooo much better in sticking to the story, even if the morlocks did look like ordinary humans with bad makeup.
comparison (Score:1)
QED
Another classic ruined by Hollywood? (Score:1, Interesting)
But I can't really say that I liked Solyaris all
that much.. Not Tarkovski's best at all.
Seems to me he was trying to hard to make a new 2001.
But the grace of 2001 is missing in Solyaris; There's a lot of pseudophilosophical babble in the
dialouge that I doubt anyone can follow, and some
of the visuals are so wierd they're comical.
The story and underlying questions are interesting though:
maybe a dumbed-down hollywood version is just what this film needs?
Hollywood? (Score:2)
Horrible travisty (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Horrible travisty (Score:1)
Re:Horrible travisty (Score:2)
There is good news, though. The original Charade has lapsed into the public domain, which means I can run it three nights a week on public access TV while the remake is playing in theaters. Bwahahahaha!
Re:Horrible travisty (Score:2)
link [profilms.com]
As far as copying the DVD goes, I'd say you would be fine, but I am not a lawyer, so that is not advice. Any suplimental material (such as the audio commentary on the Criterian edition of the film) no doubt enjoys full copyright protection. Of course, if the disk is Macrovision protected, you would have to use a Circumvention Device to copy it and that itself may be illegal. I'm not going to let any of that bother me, though, I'll just find a way to do it. Just the film of course, not the copyrighted commentary.
'Solaris' Screen Adaptation Forthcoming (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.k26.com/solaris/
Re:'Solaris' Screen Adaptation Forthcoming (Score:1)
HSX (Score:1)
But... (Score:1)
Odds against this being a good movie... (Score:1, Flamebait)
Now, I realize that the IMDB is not official, nor is the wording of the summary official, but I think the wording perfectly captures the level of detail that Hollywood is going to achieve with this remake. Odd planet! Mystery! Death! Romance! Killer CGI! Blah. It's like a chocolate bar left in the sun--it's chocolate, so it could have been good once, but now its just an oozing mess that should be dumped in the garbage.
Yes, I am being overly pessimistic, but since when has Hollywood let me down? The last decent hard science-fiction movie was Gattacca, and not everyone agrees on that. (Please note I make a distinction between science-fiction and sci-fi.) And George Clooney? Mr. I-Can't-Act-My-Way-Out-Of-A-Paper-Bag? Sorry, folks, nothing to see here.
:Peter
Re:Odds against this being a good movie... (Score:1)
All you have to do is install a camera which films the thing melting, calling it a "making-of" and run it all over the TV channels for some time. Add "win molten chocolate bar midnight premiere tickets" trivia games and start to sell small replica of the wrapping together with McDonald's Happy Meal.
Gonna become the best chocolate there ever was, I promise you, although some know-it-all purists might argue that the original was better, after all they have seen and tasted it, but who cares for or listens to them anyway.
Trailer at the movies too... (Score:1)
Btw, Minority Report is the most fun "tech" movie I've seen in a long time. It's worth seeing just for all the future gadgetry ideas.
We'll see. (Score:1)
That said, here is the IMDB entry. [imdb.com] Which lists it as in production with Steve Soderbegh [imdb.com] as director. He is responsible for Sex, Lies and Videotape, The Limey, Erin Brokovich, Traffic, and Oceans Eleven. So, it is possible he might do something worthwhile with the material. Depends on what the studio lets him get away with.
Lem's Site (Score:2, Informative)
It can't be any worse (Score:1, Redundant)
TWW
Re:It can't be any worse (Score:1)
Re:It can't be any worse (Score:2)
The Mummy was alright if you realize that it wasn't actually supposed to be a serious Indiana Jones type movie. You can replace that with The Mummy Returns, since no movie like The Mummy should ever have a sequel.
Re:It can't be any worse (Score:2)
And Solaris is, in my opinion, one of the best science fiction films ever made. I think of it as a perfect counterpoint to 2001. Take an afternoon sometime and watch both films back to back. I think you'll gain some insight from the way each film treats the theme of what it means to be human when faced with the incomprehensibility of the universe.
Re:It can't be any worse (Score:2)
FotR: total turkey, particularly as an adaptation. Lowlights include: No character development for Frodo at all, Break-dancing wizards, Being rescued by the Balrog, Balancing huge stone pillars by leaning from side to side, Continuity errors, Miscasting of Boromer and Aragon, The Shire's dancing mountains, the Keystone Nazgul (warning: highly inflamable), total waste of Loth Lorien (why have development when you can get on to the next fight scene?), and on top of that it had the nerve to steal material from the Bakshi version which wasn't in the book after badmouthing Bakshi's efforts.
Solaris: Tried three times now to watch it. Nothing happens and it takes a long time to not happen. Very, very dire.
2001: Very good, especially if you cut 5 mins out of the "flying across coloured landscapes" sequence near the end.
I think you'll gain some insight from the way each film treats the theme of what it means to be human when faced with the incomprehensibility of the universe.
Solaris gave me some insight into what it means to have a human mind with no stimulus.
TWW
Re:It can't be any worse (Score:2)
Okay, I was really talking about "real" movies with actors, directors etc. but, yes, anything by Warhol is a waste of celuloid/paint/wigs.
The Conqueror
Don't know it.
Dracula (1931 US Version)
Come on, that has an armadillo in it! That's much better than Solaris.
The rest are all much less tedious (even Ep I) than Solaris and at least try to be entertaining. One of the annoying aspects of Solaris is its determination to be intellectual while avoidng any crassness such as interest or entertainment.
TWW
This is a remake of another film (Score:4, Funny)
Ren & Stimpy: Space Madness
My bet is that George Clooney plays Stimpy.
Daredevil also... (Score:1)
About time! (Score:1)
I got used to it during my shell-term AT&T Unix(tm) days. It made true multilple-session work possible. I was absolutely astounded as my PPP session was running under Windows 3.1.
It was amazing to have this true multitasking capability back in 1992 -- and you didn't have to use [cs.tut.fi] a mouse!
The Russian adaption (Score:1)
I watched the Russian adaption of Solaris a number of years ago, though I haven't read the novel. To be honest, I do not remember a lot of details from the movie. But here are some highlights and impressions:
It was a wonderfully puzzling movie. The only US movie I can actually think of that puzzled me as much after seeing it for the first time was 2001. To me, the differences between the movies come down to 2001 attempting philosophy in a purely *visual* medium, whereas I had the impression that Solaris would have been better as a book, being a very verbal exploration of ideas (a symptom of being a film adaption of a novel).
Can someone who has read the novel and watched the Russian film adaption comment on how the novel and the film compare?
Re:The Russian adaption (Score:2)
"Rheya"? (Score:2)
If I can actually consider this one better than the original movie or at least an adequate rendering of the book, I'm giving out a free beer to anyone asking me for one on release day.
Re:"Rheya"? (Score:1)
Re:"Rheya"? (Score:1)
Doesn't mean this won't be a good movie, but there it is.
Read the post. BTW How do you pronounce "rh"? (Score:2)
How do you pronounce [rh] in English, anyway? Is it any different from [r] or is the extra "h" just there to look exotic?
Re:"Rheya"? (Score:2)
Pay careful attention to the use of names in the film. "Rheya" is Rhea, one of the Titans of Greek mythology. The name of the space station in the Soderberg version is Prometheus. Soderberg is doing some very deliberate things with names in his screenplay. I'm eager to see whether these layers of meaning play out on the screen the way they do on paper.
Re:"Rheya"? (Score:2)
The Prometheus reference is from the novel, too - a spaceship is named that way, so Soderberg is not even very creative about it. Rhea and Prometheus have absolutely nothing to do with each other in Greek mythology (he probably just considers himself educated and the names classic and Old World-ish). My hypothesis is that the only reason for "Rheya" is that it's an anagram of "Harey".
Please be so kind as to specify what "layers of meaning" you are talking about and how Soderberg is supposed to have been clever about it. At present, you've just given some explanations where some names might come from in Greek mythology, but you've been utterly silent as to what they mean.
Re:"Rheya"? (Score:2)
I don't want to talk about any of that stuff until after the movie comes out. Watch it and judge for yourself. We'll have all the time in the world to discuss symbolism after you've seen it.
Re:"Rheya"? (Score:2)
So this isn't just a Hollywood/MPAA conspiracy, but a multinational cabal of English speaking masterminds intent on suppressing the Polish language.
Re:"Rheya"? (Score:2)
Re:"Rheya"? (Score:2)
If we are looking at classics of Russian scifi... (Score:1)
Re:If we are looking at classics of Russian scifi. (Score:2)
Re:If we are looking at classics of Russian scifi. (Score:1)
You can purchase it here. [rbcmp3.com]
Re:If we are looking at classics of Russian scifi. (Score:2)
Yet another remake? (Score:2)
Original had a beautiful pace (Score:1)
My question is, will a typical North American audience (who generally seem to enjoy fast-paced, thoughless films) be able to sit through a film with a pace that slow? I think Soderbergh will be forced to step up the pace and potentially damage the story. Don't get me wrong, I respect Soderbergh as a director, I think he's great. But, I hope he has some kind of creative vision that he'll stick with.
Starring Scott McNeally? (Score:1)
Throw a few cute magical anime hero girls in there and I think Solaris would be a real hit!
Eye oWn SOLARIS :) (Score:3, Interesting)
Sometimes I am left to wonder who the hell surrounds me here in Canada.
check out my sig:
+2 like film; -2 hate Film. (Score:2)
("I'm so very SORRY!"
Whap!)
-b
Being positive about it... (Score:2)
PPA, the girl next door (who has proudly been watching Solaris on 4 different continents and has never eat a big mac.)
Good (Score:1)
;)
I'll just wait for... (Score:2)
"There are just some places man was never meant to go..."
FreeBSD: a background of flames with the Berkeley Daemon flying past. Random traditionally demonic figures fading in and out of the flames, all with the face of Bill Gates.
Linux: a bunch of penguins nudging each other at the edge of an ice cliff. As we fly past, we see sharks in the water, all with Bill Gates' face on them.
Good Thing Hollywood isn't Involved! (Score:2)
Minority Report looks like it might be good. Same with Spider-man. Solaris will probably be good, too. But fuck 'em. Me and my money are staying home until the MPAA changes its tune.
This is not a computer article, but oh well. (Score:2)
reason why this is doomed *POSSIBLE SPOILERS ^_^* (Score:2)
The book's main protagonist is racked with guilt at leaving his girlfriend, knowing that if he did she'd try to kill herself. This is not only his emotional motivation, but informs his interaction with the planet, and is pretty impossible to remove without gutting the book.
George Clooney (or any major star) will NEVER be responsible for their girlfriend commiting suicide (on film anyway).
Therefore, there *will* be helicopter chases through decaying symmetriads, he *will* get it on with neutron girl, and there *will* be some kind of bad guy, no doubt a religious nutter trying to destroy the planet with a giant X-ray emitter.
Re:reason why this is doomed *POSSIBLE SPOILERS ^_ (Score:2)
Sadly, 90% of the movie watching public expect the things you say, helicopter chases, plenty of sex, lots of violence, a solidly bad guy and a solidly good guy. Without lots of sex, violence, action or comedy films just won't sell in the market - 2001 had none of that but it's regarded as one of the best (scifi) films.
I think we are destined to never see another 2001, it just can't happen, not until that 90% of the population becomes educated.
Re:reason why this is doomed *POSSIBLE SPOILERS ^_ (Score:2)
Question about "His Master's Voice" (Score:2)
This could be good. (Score:2)
Solaris (Score:2)
Re:Solaris on DVD (Score:3, Insightful)
Frankly, I'd love to see the less brainy alternative. Tarkovsky's is brilliant, barely accessible, odd. The flip side would be terrifying, fast paced, etc. The book is full of terrifying moments, which I think don't get captured through the intellectualization of Tarkovsky's film, although he captures the horrible, horrible isolation and alienation.
Re:Solaris on DVD (Score:3, Informative)
Region 1 is harder to find [amazon.com]
Region 0 is out there [mhvf.net]
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