Two Towers Teaser Trailer 364
SicariusMan writes "Seems there is a Two Towers teaser out at movie-list.com. Thank goodness for the CrossOver Plugin." And Astin writes "Ain't it cool news has a list of mirrors showing the new LoTR trailer. More action and burning and orcs, etc, etc, etc."
QuickTime (Score:1)
Meta comment (Score:5, Funny)
* Stupid apple doesn't port Quicktime to linux.
* So do we support the MPAA today, or are we against them?
* The Matrix Reloaded is going to be much cooler than this one.
* How dare they call it The Two Towers after 9-11.
Remember kids, you heard it here first.
Re:Meta comment (Score:2)
Re:Meta comment (Score:2)
And a pot calling the kettle black!
Re:Meta comment (Score:2)
-aiabx
Re:Meta comment (Score:2, Funny)
* This movie is going to rock. I can't wait!
I think Jackson is dragging it out on purpose just to make the geeks sweat it out and buy more McFarlane toys
* Stupid apple doesn't port Quicktime to linux.
Apple's Idea of Open Source [apple.com]
* So do we support the MPAA today, or are we against them?
/me checks the direction of the wind at this precise moment
* The Matrix Reloaded is going to be much cooler than this one.
Unfortunately for the Warchowski brothers, now that everyone and their brother-in-law's dogs cousin has stolen every directing trick they used in the first one, we (the audience) are a little jaded by 30 second bullet-time sequences. Let's hope they break new ground here.
* How dare they call it The Two Towers after 9-11.
I actually hope there is a special blurb in every movie and TV show that comes out from this moment on in time, that features the Trade Centers in all their glory, followed by a subliminal flashing of the phrase 'unclench' that etches itself permanently into the frontal lobes of all viewers in a 50 mile radius, then instructs them to construct hats of tinfoil and hide in their basements.
Re:Meta comment (Score:3, Informative)
maybe not but mplayer CVS plays it
http://www.mplayerhq.hu/homepage/dload.html
Re:Meta comment (Score:5, Funny)
I thought of a solution to this. Reformulate the movie with Dick van Dyke as a crimefighting doctor, and call it Diagnosis: Mordor.
Thanks, I'll be here all week. You've been a great audience!
Re:Meta comment (Score:2)
Diagnosis: Martyr
Re:Meta comment (Score:2)
"This isn't news! I saw the trailer on Kazaa a month ago!"
and...
"Why are they posting movie trailers when there's an article on obscuresciencenews.com about a new discovery that means we can build 4% more heat restistant alloys in 40 years."
:)
Re:Meta comment (Score:2)
This is a re-post from memory. I haven't seen this scam discussed on slashdot recently, but it is a clever hack and it does work -- at least in most MultiHyperMegaPlex theatres:
Step 1: Rock up to the MegaHyperPlex showing both the film you wish to see AND another small-budget independent film.
Step 2: Buy your ticket to the small-budget film.
Step 3: Show your ticket to the bored pimply ticket-inspector who stands at the barrier between the cinemas and the food area. Listen attentively to his instructions and ignore them.
Step 4: Walk through the doors of the cinema showing the film you really came to see.
Of course, then the wonderful director and highly paid actors won't get their share of your €6.50 either, so make sure you understand the consequences of your actions.
Re:Meta comment (Score:3, Interesting)
Nearly everybody who signed that petition weren't signing to have it changed, rather they were using the comment section to tell the starter that he was an idiot. Heh. It would have been a more amusing read if the petition had been
Slashdotted... (Score:1)
Re:Slashdotted... (Score:1)
Re:OT: sig (Score:2)
While moving through Mordor... (Score:4, Funny)
Sam: I'm not sure, Master Frodo. It looks like a mighty army.
Frodo: Samwise, why are they all wearing pocket protectors and Palm Pilots?
Sam: Good Lord, Master Frodo! It's the Slashdot Effect! Run, Master, Run!
Frodo: No, not the dreaded 404 Errors of Death! Even Sauruman has no defenses against this horrible threat!
(Soon the sounds of two small hobbits is drowned out by the sounds of a million mice clicking out in terror, then suddenly silenced.)
Re:While moving through Mordor... (Score:2)
Saruman [to a
Slashdot Effect (Score:1)
(1) the page to be slashdotted, or
(2) for the page to have to get rid of the "bootleg" copy? (Or by some weird chance, might that "bootleg" copy be legal?)
I'm just hoping the page stays up long enough for my downloads to finish. Knowing the notorious /. effect, I wouldn't be surprised if I got up to 97% complete and then had their server lock up....
I don't know about you (Score:1)
Ka-boom! (Score:3, Funny)
Never in the course of human history have so few been so slashdotted by so many.
*checks his calendar* (Score:1)
Re:*checks his calendar* (Score:1)
E.
Glad they explain... (Score:1)
The association is nonetheless unavoidable, but perhaps welcome. Aside from being a rocking good movie, I think LoTR's portrayal of a great evil in the land, and a heroic quest to save the innocents, played a big part in its success.
Mirror (Score:5, Funny)
Enjoy!
Re:Mirror - NOT ANY MORE (Score:5, Funny)
What a freakin' mor ----KERNEL PANIC----
YOU DICK! (Score:5, Funny)
Quicktime.. (Score:1, Offtopic)
Anyway, you don't have to pay money just to play QuickTime under Linux using Apple's crappy player, wine supports everything from the installer to player itself just fine without commercial enhancements, though without browser enhancements. To avoid having the screen blacked over while using QuickTime, select "n" instead of native or builtin for "ddraw" in the wine config file.
While I realize being this cheap may not be good for codeweavers, I think its important that people realize that playing back QuickTime files (free under windows), does not require money under Linux. Codeweaver's offers good browser integration and a viable platform for Office to run on, but they are not a requirement for running Apple's quicktime player decently.
Re:Quicktime.. (Score:2)
Offtopic question, is there any decent Windows video player out there with decent keyboard controls? WMP is neat, but doesn't have keyboard controls for things like rewind.
It's like they all assume everyone just wants to use a mouse...
Re:Quicktime.. (Score:2)
Re:Quicktime.. (Score:2)
emerge xine
xine LotR-TwoTowers-Teaser.mov
Nice movie!
Re:Quicktime.. (Score:2)
Whether or not it is available under Linux is not the point, Real's linux versions are bastard children that are horribly broken and hidden from view, that's not much better than QuickTime's support. The point is that the people at apple need to get their heads out of their asses and realize that media playback is different from other applications and do something different besides giving it a neato-skin and further messing it up by making it act like a handheld device rather than a computer application (i.e. the Volume control in QuicTime 4 which was fixed in 5)
I wonder.. (Score:3, Interesting)
I hope they keep like the book, but I can understand how some of the bigger name acting in the film might be upset to know they're only in the first half of the movie.
Re:I wonder.. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:I wonder.. (Score:4, Informative)
Re:I wonder.. (Score:2)
Re:I wonder.. (Score:2)
Re:I wonder.. (Score:2)
>>ending for the second movie to think that Frodo >>had been killed,
Jacksons whole argument was that if he left Shelob in TTowers, that doesn't leave much for sam and frodo to do in the final movie except for the conclusion. He's just trying to juggle things to even out the allocation of labor among the characters
Re:I wonder.. (Score:2)
The Two Towers are Orthanc and Minas Morgul.
The Two Towers are NOT (as they appear to have been noted in the "bootleg" trailer) Orthanc and Barad-dur. Gandalf says "There is a union now between the two towers: Orthanc and Barad-dur."
Tolkien named the 2nd volume of his 6 book tale "The Two Towers" because the events which take place in that volume deal largely with Orthanc and Minas Morgul.
The fact that tolkien was pissed that it was split into three volumes and subsequently called a trilogy is another story.
~Will
Re:I wonder.. (Score:2)
Re:I wonder.. (Score:2)
I hope not. The BBC radio plays were scripted so that the two threads intermingled. It worked quite nicely I thought.
By and large I don't like films that deviate from the books they're based on (after all, what's the point in making the film if you're going to throw away those bits of the book that drew you to it in the first place) but I understand the need to make alterations for cinematic purposes. That is, narrative techniques that work in literature don't necessarily work in cinema. The episodic nature of Two Towers is a perfect example of this I think.
Re:I wonder.. (Score:2)
The best book movies are either based off of crappy books (any Michael Chriton, Phil Dick, Tom Clancy movie) that were written by authors who may as well have been screenwritiers, or the director took significant liberties with the source material (any Kubrick)
A movie that takes a good book and changes nothing won't be a good movie, it will just be an aid for people with numb imaginations.
Re:I wonder.. (Score:2)
I've read an understood your reply but I don't think you completely disagree with me. Notice how I acknowledge that a screenplay needs to be adapted (for narrative reasons) from the source material.
To clarify, I suppose I was lamenting those films that alter the original source to such an extent that the original point of the story is completely lost. For example, the film adaptataion of the Asimov story, The Bicentennial Man, is so completely wide of the mark it may well have been called "Yet another lacklustre attempt at a mainstream science fiction movie". In that specific case it hardly seems worth the effort of licencing the rights to the original work.
An opposite example would be Lermann's adaptation of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. While it is superficially not in the spirit of Shakespeare's work at all, the central point of the story has not been lost.
A movie that takes a good book and changes nothing won't be a good movie, it will just be an aid for people with numb imaginations.
Fair comment. But I have to ask: why bother making a film of a book if you're going to change it? Why not just make a film in the vain of the book in question? A case of milking the cash cow I suppose (*). Moreover, if a film maker is inspired by a particular book, how does he know that during adaptation he isn't removing those very elements that made the book special and inspired him in the first place?
* Contentious point: Would FOTR have been as successful if it wasn't associated with Tolkien? If Jackson had a generic Fantasy movie would it be as well thought of as the film he did make? Personally, I suspect not.
Re:I wonder.. (Score:2)
Have you *read* any of PKD's work?
All of the movies based on his books are nothing like the original works, taking only plot outlines and character names. Saying that Dick "may as well have been a screenwriter" is a massive slight on the great work that he did produce, especially during the last ten years or so of his life.
It'd be good to see a decent film version of something like A Scanner Darkly, a book without much action and which it would be difficult to convert to film without staying relatively faithful to the plot and the tone of the original novel.
Re:I wonder.. (Score:2)
Though I'd say A.I. was the Dick only movie that was actually worse than the source. man i wish Kubrick had stayed alive for that one. though i guess he lost his marbles sometime between Full Metal Jacket and Eyes Wide Shut.
Re:I wonder.. (Score:2)
Already shown in theatres (Score:1)
Direct Links (Score:5, Informative)
US (linked from theonering.net): http://homepage.mac.com/charliechicken/.Movies/TTT tease.mov
[mac.com]
Germany: http://www.herr-der-ringe-film.de/hdr/media/videos / otR-TwoTowers-Teaser.mov [herr-der-ringe-film.de]
France: http://www.elbakin.com/ressources/deux_tours_tease r.mov [elbakin.com]
... lions and tigers (Score:2)
Yep, looking good. I wonder what details from the book were changed for the screenplay this time around.
And have they done as good a job not letting that destroy the flic?
Pimpin' Gandalf... (Score:4, Troll)
My wife asked me, at the end of LOTR, "He's not really dead is he?"
"Of course he's dead, dear," I replied. "Didn't you see that great big pit he fell into? Even if he somehow managed to survive the fall, don't you think the Balrog would have survived it too?"
So here they come and spoil the fuck out of it for the non-readers with the damn trailer. Thanks a whole fucking lot, Peter Jackson.
(Seriously, looks like PJ and the actors have done some world class work here. Can't wait till X-Mas!)
Re:Pimpin' Gandalf... (Score:5, Funny)
(can't wait either)
Re:Pimpin' Gandalf... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Pimpin' Gandalf... (Score:2)
Re:Pimpin' Vader... (Score:2)
I learned when I was ten years old not to write off ANYONE who merely disappears into oblivion, instead of getting squished or chopped or shot onscreen.
After Star Wars in 1977 (that is, before anyone even realized it was gonna make it big, before sequels were even publically discussed), it was clear to me.
After Obi-Wan vanished to Darth's lightblade, was Luke hearing his own memories/thoughts of Obi-Wan? Or was Obi-Wan really more powerful without his body? Darth Vader merely spun out of control for a while, then flew away. The next movie surely clinched both questions: Darth wasn't done and Obi-Wan's presence wasn't either.
So when I read that Gandalf fell down the pit, I said, "we've got a lot of trilogy left, and Tolkien's making an awfully big deal out of Gandalf being dead; I bet he comes back."
Your wife seems to know these story rules too.
even though it's marked as 'funny' it's not (Score:2)
I remember her happily saying "GANDALF!!" when she got to the part where he came back. I remember how happy she was that her favorite character hadn't died and I thought "the next movie is going to be so cool with an audience filled with people that happy." Oh well, so much for that.
They had a chance to create a nice litle movie moment, a moment for the audience to cheer and yell much like we did when Yoda tottered around the corner in AOTC. They chose to blow it instead.
Re:Pimpin' Gandalf... (Score:2)
Here's a spoiler for you... in the third movie, they destroy the ring.
Re:Pimpin' Gandalf... (Score:2)
How about pulling a Lone Gandalf?
Re:Pimpin' Gandalf... (Score:2)
Everybody talks about how great he was, but from what I saw in the first movie, I wasn't impressed.
Yeah, dude was killed by a Balrog. And we all know how powerful they are. Why, they're so powerful they were able to kill Gandalf. And we know that he's so powerful, only a Balrog could kill him.
Apologies to John Kovalic. Trust me, the original is much funnier.
Re:Pimpin' Gandalf... (Score:2)
for me a movie is all about "what's going to happen next" (well not always, but for wonderful blockbuster kitch like LoTR, that's the whole point)
any good book improves upon multiple readings, and offers far more than the plot. knowing the ending rarely spoils any book worth reading, and i don't have that much of a problem forgetting the images of the movie when reading.
the only time i've ever been "affected" by an alternate form of a book is with the (wonderful) tape of Hitchhikers Guide, with Sir Doug reading. "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE" I can't read that book without imagining his version of every single character's voice.
Re:Pimpin' Gandalf... (Score:2)
Reading vs. Watching (Score:2, Insightful)
But, what actually happened was the fact that I knew what was going on in the trailer and seeing my mind's eye's pictures on the screen was powerful. Very moving - I actually care for and know the characters well enough to have an emotional response to what happens to them on the screen.
I think it has something to do with the fact that LoTR has stayed very close to the books. I am more excited than ever to see the next installment. I think I will be more impressed as the series goes on. (if that is possible)
slashdotted.... (Score:5, Funny)
Well, there's the first part anyway, you get the idea.
nice teaser... (Score:2)
all and all though, it looks awesome, and the huge battle scenes look great...as with FOTR which was a much better movie then PM, it already looks like TT will be a better move then AOTC (just from the teaser)...then again, it's kinda like comparing apples to oranges...sure, AOTC had a huge universe to draw from, by TT has a greate piece of literature behind it with a strong story...not just Lucas making it up as he goes a long...(note: that was not a star wars flame...i'm a huge star wars fan)...
Xine can play it (Score:5, Informative)
Yes, I'm watching it now.
Re:Xine can play it (Score:2)
Running it on Xine 0.9.12 and it looks/sounds great!
Re:Xine can play it (Score:2)
Ents (Score:3, Interesting)
Hooom. (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, and TheLordOfTheRingsColonTheTwoTowers is too short to be its right name.
Re:Ents (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Ents (Score:2)
Somehow I can't imagine an Ent opening his eye so... hastily.
Re:Ents (Score:2)
Of course they're in it (Score:2)
There were scenes in FOTR, while at Isengard, where Jackson went out of his way (well, more accurately, the movie plot went out of its way) to show us massive trees getting cut down, with the local foreman saying things like, "These trees have deep roots."
Why do we care about the trees, when they play no obvious part in the growing of Saruman's army? We don't care, yet.
I believe it was Anton Chekov, the famous Russian playwright, who said that if you show a character loading the gun in the first act, you must fire it in the third. If you show a gun firing in the third act, you must show it being loaded in the first. And Peter Jackson knows this.
We've seen the loading of the gun. Be patient. :-)
*droooool* (Score:2)
DAMN that looks badass... why does December have to be so far away! Maybe i can go into cryosleep and have scientists wake me up when the world is a better place (when all 3 movies are out in DVD box set)
Re:*droooool* (Score:2)
You wouldn't want that, you'd miss the Matrix sequels next summer.
Wow (Score:2)
This preview is a major spoiler (Score:4, Informative)
This, concerning the white dressed man, in the forest. I'll say no more.
Two Towers. Which ones? (Score:2)
I hope they got at least this right, when they blew the thing with Saruman so completely and revealed his alliance with Sauron in the first part long before it was revealed in the book at the end of Two Towers.
Two Towers == Orthanc and Morgul (Score:2)
Note also that the former name of Minas Morgul was Minas Ithil. In Elrond's words:
Re:Two Towers. Which ones? (Score:2)
Yes, there is a city built within the walls of Minas Tirith and Morgul, but these are just part of the defense ring of the towers if you ever seen any map. The main city in Gondor was Osgiliath and its no more.
Official Version? (Score:2)
stupid spoilers (Score:4, Funny)
But watching it on the sceen was so much better than actually having to use my imagination. The orcs in my mind had little jaggies, because I couldn't render all of them well in real time. It's so much easier just to borrow someone else's imagination and not think so much. Man my brain hurts from having to type so many words. I need a better cooling system for me head.
Saw it in the theatre (Score:2, Informative)
I live in Ithaca, NY, home of Cornell University, who (thankfully) continue to show films over the summer, and at the end of last week's screening of Fellowship, there was the (at least 3 minute) preview of Towers. I haven't seen this one online that everyone's talking about, but I'm assuming it's the same. I'm one of those who enjoys previews in the theatre before the feature, especially when it gets you all wet, like the LOTR trilogy. And this was amazing.
So I recommend to any and all, find a college close by that's screening Fellowship if you can. My theory is that they have an advance copy of the VHS (it wasn't DVD - their audio was awwwwful ) to show, and they let us see the preview. Thanks, CU.
Peace out
-e
stubblehead.net [stubblehead.net]
Re:Saw it in the theatre (Score:2)
This one is about 2 miniutes and is mostly composed of some of the same footage that is in the other TT trailer/teaser. There did appear to be a few new shots, the shot of Legolas(?) sliding down steps, extra words from Gandalf, Gandalf charging into battle all seemed new to my admittedly faulty memory.
Even more mirrors (Score:2)
Reasonable formats? (Score:2)
Two towers.. (Score:2)
Here I've been thinking since I was 12 that the title was referring to Minas Tirith and Minas Morgul, not Orthanc and Bara-dur?
Another concession to the hollyweird?
same trailer? (Score:2)
Sorry, too big a download to confirm.
MPEG and DivX 5 Version (+ original QT) here (Score:3, Informative)
Go for it...
Re:MPEG and DivX 5 Version (+ original QT) here (Score:2)
My linux box isn't powerful enough to watch video on (and lacks sound anyway). On the other hand I refuse to install QuickTime on my Windows machine.
Life would be so much better if all video codecs were player-independent...
Stupid Mode: on (Score:2)
When I read the article title, I thought it was some kind of new movie about Sep. 11...
Too many masturbatory geeks is an obscene view (Score:2)
Re:HAAHAHA (Score:1)
Re:This has been out a long time. (Score:2, Funny)
Read out loud
Re:Really, (Score:2)
There was actually a troll who started a petition to change the name. And there was even an anti-petition petition asking them to keep the name. This thing has been done.
Re:Ents!!! (Score:2, Informative)
They haven't cut out the Ents. I saw the teaser that was shown at the end of LotR:FotR and it shows an Ent, albeit for about 10 seconds. They are in the movie and from what I saw, they look incredible.
KhyronRe:Ents!!! (Score:2, Informative)
IMDB LINK [imdb.com]
Seeing as how John Rhys-Davies is credited with playing Gimli and Treebeard, it looks like we will have at least one Ent.
Re:Spoilers - The trailer gives it away! (Score:2)
anyone who doesn't want secrets revealed should avoid downloading pirated trailers, and entering online discussion forums about the upcoming movie.
if you're reading this message, you can't want to avoid spoilage that much.
oh and...
THE ONE RING IS A SLED!!!
Re:Spoilers - The trailer gives it away! (Score:2)
A sled made out of people.
BTW - I fear no LotR spoilers - I used to take notes in Tengwar back in college. But I had to leave the quite excellent alt.tv.buffy-v-slayer due to spoilers. I could have complained and flamed people, but, hell... it wouldn't have solved anything. If you want to be spoiler free, don't discuss it in public, in real life or online (close friends who know you're very anti-spoiler exempted).
--
Evan "Who got pissed when somebody told him a spoiler for FFVII"
Re:Spoilers - The trailer gives it away! (Score:2)
Re:TOLKIEN WAS A PROFIT (Score:2)
Re:No Quicktime for PPC Linux (Score:2)
http://xine.sourceforge.net;
open source;
native Quicktime support.
Need I say more?
Also, MPlayer [mplayerhq.hu] in cvs currently has native SVQ1 support as well. Certainly, I was just able to play the trailer I downloaded off of one of the mirrors with it. Don't know how many other trailers and such are available in a format that the SVQ1 decoder can handle, but seeing this recent trailer in it gives me hope..>
(Anybody know the proper way to configure Konqueror to use MPlayer to play these things automatically?...)
(In the interest in giving fair credit to the Xine project - I do believe MPlayer's implementation is an optimization of the code made available by Xine, so they certainly deserve credit for figuring it out in the first place...)