Crushing Experience 371
sp00 writes "The Tsunamii.Net Crush Server is currently online live from the Millbank Gallery in London! Watch as the webserver counts itself down before it activates the industrial crusher attached to it, bearing 150-tonnes of brute force onto itself and terminating its existence. Check out the details on the Tsunamii.Net website or visit the webserver directly at http://195.195.81.5."
/. first (Score:5, Funny)
(-1 redundent to the other 300 posts saying the same thing)
cool.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:cool.. (Score:3, Funny)
art? Hardly. (Score:2, Insightful)
Sure crushing a PC is entertaining...but I don't think thats what this guy is going for.
Blahh.
Re:art? Hardly. (Score:4, Insightful)
You're right (Score:2, Interesting)
They seem to think it's deep but indeed it's just dumb...
typical artist's (Score:2)
as soon as you put something on the web and someone looks at it cacheing happens
cached at the browser depending on the settings and depending on the ISP in their cache servers
Now Ontop of this thanks to UK guv most ISP's have to keep certain data that flow's through the system
so maybe this wont happen maybe it will depending on who you are, where you are and how your doing it
I mean they could net even use their own IP address !
"I just installed redhat 7.3 my mate did the config"
its so sad
regards
John Jones
p.s. I bet it ends up running an IRC server
Just because art doesn't speak to you... (Score:5, Insightful)
That being said, I have to admit that I don't "get" most "post-modern" art either, and suspect that most of it is pretensious crap. But I understand enough to know I'm too ignorant of the ideas involved to really have a useful opinion.
Re:Just because art doesn't speak to you... (Score:2, Flamebait)
Hmmmmm...... I'll go with "Yes!"
Re:Just because art doesn't speak to you... (Score:2)
What kinda bullshit is that? I fuckin hate "art" that joe shmoe can't understand because he's "too ignorant of the ideas involved".... Like beauty, art is in the eyes of the beholder. That kind of crap is simply a vessel for the pseudo-"intellectuals" that read poetry in coffee shops to sit around congratulating themselves because they get it, and all us stupid folk don't.
What you like (Score:3, Insightful)
Actually, that goes for anything you might do for a living -- putting up buildings, selling cars, whatever. If you enjoy your work, you probably take pleasure in doing it well. You might accept criticism, but you'd think that ignorant criticism is stupid. And you'd be right.
Or music. What kind do you like? Do you enjoy dancing to it? How do you feel when somebody with two left feet criticizes your favorite music as "noise"?
If you think this self-smashing computer is stupid and pointless, you're entitled to think so. I might even agree with you. (In this case I probably would!) But unless you make a serious study of what's going on, you're not entitled to make authoritative statements about it, and insult the people doing it.
Unless, of course, your name is Rush Limbaugh. But he's special!
Re:What you like (Score:2, Insightful)
You're Entitled! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Just because art doesn't speak to you... (Score:2)
No, some beauty is universal.
Like how men the world over are genetically wired to find the same waist-to-hip ratio most beautiful for a woman: 0.70 being sexiest (and non-pregnant), > 1 is too fat, and 0.40 too grotesquely Aeon Flux [y2krunch.com] :)
Also, just about everyone appreciates the natural beauty of the golden ratio [beautyanalysis.com] whether they're aware of it or not. A good artist can make a pile of elephant shit look good.
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Re:Just because art doesn't speak to you... (Score:2)
In the words of Moe Sizlak, "wierd for the sake of being wierd". Post modern isn't really a movement, it's more a collection of stuff, like that guy that cut up a cow and put it in formaldehyde and took pictures of it. It's crap.
~Will
Re:art? Hardly. (Score:3, Funny)
At least they could have put a decent picture of the thing there. You can't even see it well.
Re:art? Hardly. (Score:2)
What a load of crap. Art has always been about titilating rich creeps, whether those rich creeps are kings or banking millionares. True, art has changed because photography can bring you realism if that is what you want, so art has retrenched into emotional portrayals instead. Other than that, it is the same game.
You are just jealous because poor artists get laid more often than middle-class geeks. I almost went into art as a career myself. But, my style does not attract the chicks. It is "geek art" more or less. (geocities.com/astroviews)
Re:art? Hardly. (Score:2)
I don't believe much that flows out of people's mouth WRT what motivates them. Men think with their yanker without even knowing it.
BTW, spaceart is not the path to chicks.
A positive application for the /. effect! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A positive application for the /. effect! (Score:2)
They actually have two servers. The one is serving a frameset and a single frame with some javascript. The other server is serving images and video. Do I need to say I can only get in touch with one of the two servers?
why? (Score:2, Insightful)
Also, this is in the News category?
Re:why? (Score:2)
Re:why? (Score:2)
Or it could be a refence to biological aging.
Or maybe the guy hates computers and loves torturing them.
However, by far the most likely reason is that the artist thought it was a cool-sounding idea and it would be likely to bring him cheap advertising. Well, it worked. ;-)
Oh dear... (Score:2, Insightful)
I come here for fun not to be swayed by the 'Arty' types..
Oh dear..
Yea... (Score:3, Funny)
My prediction (Score:2)
This is the first tie I've wanted someone to hack a box. Change the crush time to Monday Morning
I don't get it (Score:2, Interesting)
Image server down at least! (Score:2)
Wonder what the heck this is all about? (Score:5, Informative)
* 2 computers - both connected to the Internet
*One working as a web server and the other as a web client.
*The client is connected to the server through the Internet.
*The server is then crushed physically by a machine thus causing the server's data to be lost - the client will continue to search for the (server) site in vain.
* This action will be performed once and recorded on high-speed video or film. To be played back for the period of the show.
My personal opinion is that someone has accidentally crushed his own brains instead.
Re:Wonder what the heck this is all about? (Score:5, Informative)
-Adam
Re:Wonder what the heck this is all about? (Score:3, Funny)
c.f. Tom Stoppard (Score:2)
Re:Wonder what the heck this is all about? (Score:2)
This work is...
IOW: We like to destroy expensive computers, let's think of an explanation for it to get funded.
Re:Wonder what the heck this is all about? (Score:2)
"Error 404: Why did you crush me? I'll haunt your dreams!"
Re:Wonder what the heck this is all about? (Score:2, Troll)
"This work is an archetypal work of tsunamii.net whose work often conjures ridiculous scenarios and challenges about technology."
I'll say...
how to get posted on slashdot (Score:2, Interesting)
Put me on slashdot or I will starve to death. Believe me I won't eat until I see a headline with my name on it
(btw, i dont mean to troll here)
$10 says... (Score:2)
Why time based? (Score:3, Interesting)
After, say, 1 Million page views the server crushes itself, first come, first served, so to speak..
PS: Yeah, yeah, make it completed page serves from unique and resolvable IP addresses, to try and avoid the usual trolls scripting page hits to try and crush it too early. Maybe something else, not sure..
Re:Why time based? (Score:2, Funny)
I think this feature is unintentionally built into NT.
(I know, I know, bashing NT is a sleazy way to get mod points. Sue me if it works.)
Re:Why time based? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Why time based? (Score:2)
Well, you were not very consistent:
Flamebait=1, Funny=2, Overrated=2, Underrated=1, Total=6.
Re:Why time based? (Score:2)
great (Score:3, Troll)
This is almost as selfish as the people who blow up their old MACs.
Save the web server! (Score:5, Funny)
Together, we can rebuild^Wsave it!
Tim
Re:Save the web server! (Score:5, Funny)
(First adding some ALT tags to those stupid number images...)
Then, add in some pleading messages from the web server:
Please don't let them do this.
I don't want to die.
I am being made to do this under duress.
This is just *wrong* - I could be donated to a school.
That sort of thing...
See if you can convince enough people that this is a horrible, horrible thing to do, that they protest it and have it stopped.
Now *that* would be art.
Cheers,
Jim
Why go to so much trouble? (Score:2)
How about just donating it (Score:3, Insightful)
No, don't donate it to schools (Score:2, Insightful)
Save your breath and don't suggest installing Linux on them, I do not have the time to train a bunch of teachers to use it nor will it run the apps we use - unless of course somehow a decent gradebook program, Dreamweaver, AutoCAD 2000, Adobe Photoshop and a bunch of other programs all of a sudden magically decided to run on linux overnight.
Re:How about just donating it (Score:3, Insightful)
"Suicide is the harshest form of self criticism" (Score:2)
Just before it dies... (Score:2)
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do, I'm half craazy, alll fooor theee looooove oooooof yoooooouuuuuu..."
Turn on the light... (Score:2)
It looks unimpressive in the darkness.
Guard! (Score:2)
Only in London. (Score:2)
Re:Only in London. (Score:2)
SPAM ALERT (Score:5, Informative)
Re:SPAM ALERT (Score:2)
Crusher discussion (Score:2)
Obligatory BOFH comment (Score:2)
I made my own virtual crushing webserver (Score:2)
00 5 1 * * root ifconfig eth0 down
That was stupid, Art was... (Score:2)
But this is just stupid.
so, it'll die on thursday (Score:2)
Counter-Strike server (Score:2)
Hack the box... (Score:2)
Reminds me of "art" (Score:2)
Every so often, they had to get a new fish.
hmm... (Score:2)
Novell did this for a sales demo. (Score:2)
typing, unfazed by the big noise/surprised audience/etc.
Somewhat offtopic. (Score:4, Interesting)
My house has numerous wired appliances, to be controlled and observed via the internet. Something I thought of doing was to rig up a mock nuclear bomb, movie style, with the keypad and readout on it, something similar to what was used in "Broken Arrow". The idea is, people could set the timer and start the countdown, and anyone watching could abort the timer. If, for any reason, the timer managed to reach 0 while someone was watching, that person would get automatically added to the firewall rules and wouldn't be able to access the site anymore. For all practical purposes, the entire network would "disappear".
At least, I thought it would be a clever prank that might worry someone for a few minutes anyway. And I'd be sure to put enough casual disclaimers around that it wasn't real. However, after 9/11, even the perceived threat of something like that was likely to result in a lot of "shoot and ask questions later" approaches by your favorite law enforcement agencies, so I just trashed the idea.
-Restil
rescue this poor machine (Score:2)
Or don't, I don't really give a shit.
bbh
Sour stomach (Score:2, Insightful)
At least destroying a brand new automobile helps provide information that may save lives. This is just a sad waste of computer equipment. Karma be damned, I just think the people running this "experiment" need to grow up.
We have a finite amount of resources on this planet and this just sends a message to the entire Internet that they're willing to webcast their own wastefulness.
Maybe I'm just not seeing the artistic value... (Score:2)
The honeypot factor? (Score:3, Insightful)
wow... (Score:2)
The guys lighting and sniffing the plastic to sort it for recycling in asia will really appreciate it.
Wow! (Score:2)
Whew...it's not Asimovian... (Score:3, Funny)
Been there, done that. (Score:2)
Re:If it were a Windows machine... (Score:2, Funny)
because it might crash before the counter goes down ?
Re:If it were a Windows machine... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:If it were a Windows machine... (Score:4, Insightful)
Entertainment is nonproductive. Deal with it.
Re:If it were a Windows machine... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:If it were a Windows machine... (Score:3, Insightful)
Actually, every time you eat at a restaurant, you are paying people's salaries and wages. Ditto vacation, etc. So, wasting time and stuff: bad. Wasting money: ? Well, there are whole industries that benefit from people doing that. See also Velbein.
Re:If it were a Windows machine... (Score:2, Insightful)
However every time you buy a CD, or go to a movie, or eat at a restaurant you feed a hungry person too. Maybe not someone who is starving, but you are using services that some people make money. From the rich bastards who made the movie/CD, to the big companies distributing those services (recording companies, big restaurant chains, independent restaurant owners), to the poor people working to provide those services to you. You are feeding someone, it just may not be the people you think of first when you consider the "starving children".
Anyway, just my $0.02
Unproductive, minimal consumption vacations (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Unproductive, minimal consumption vacations (Score:2)
Tent - For one/two people, maybe 100$...for a family? At least 2-300
Backpacks- Again...one backpack...maybe 100 bucks (for a decent camping internal/external frame pack). To outfit the family? Several hundred.
Hiking boots, not a necessity, but awfully nice....buy some for the family? Expensive and new shoe sizes every year.
Water filters - expensive...looking around 100 bucks if you want a decent pump style filter.
Sleeping bags...for a decent hiking mummy bag, looking around 100 bucks.
Sleeping pad...cheap, but costs more when outfitting the family.
Camping stoves/fuel...
Food....if you're packing for camping...look into freeze dried or dehydrated...purchasing it costs a lot..dehydrating your own costs money to buy a dehydrator...enough food for a week is an awful lot of money
Camping permits/reservations etc...you can't just go out in the woods anymore...at least, not if you want a decent area to be in
Rope, knifes, tarps, bottles, pans etc
A family that will put up with being taken out in the wilderness for a week w/o TV, Radio, email, etc...priceless.
Even if you can salvage some of these items from year to year, camping is NOT a cheap activity (you will ruin most of your stuff on the first trip). Also, simply hiking and camping isn't all that much fun either, canoe trips are great (buying canoes for the family or renting is not cheap). Also...you're probably not lucky enough to live right in the adirondacks or the place that you want to camp (why would you want to hike and camp in familiar territory anyhow?), so driving/flying to the location is going to cost money as well. So will the marriage counseling afterwards.
Don't get me wrong, I love camping [susque.org] (I'm a "medic" on the treks at susque [susque.org]) and I hope to do it with my family, but it isn't as cheap or easy as it sounds.
Re:Unproductive, minimal consumption vacations (Score:2)
Tent: (Well you could do it under the stars.. but ok $100... or you could borrow it.. but we'll assume $100)
Backpacks.. GOODNESS! You are CAMPING... so say maybe $20 (you know school back-packs at wal*mart)
Sneakers for shoes.
Water Filters?!?! Sheesh no.. just some bottled water $.89
Sleeping bags (most people have those already)
Camping.. just use the wood around you!
Food - Aldis! Canned goods.. total of maybe $5.00?
Oh bah.. ricket's glenn? you can sure go into the woods.
Pans? I hope everyone already has those in their house!
So the total for this trip would be around $145 yup ahh nice and cheap!
Re:Unproductive, minimal consumption vacations (Score:2)
Re:If it were a Windows machine... (Score:4, Interesting)
Amazingly, it's also fun to read a book, write a program, or hell, write a book. Yeah it's a drag to _always_ avoid doing the stupid, wasteful shit that gives you the pleasure of being reckless, but it seems like people have lost the ability to make this a once-in-a-while pleasure rather than an every other day pleasure.
Re:If it were a Windows machine... (Score:2, Funny)
HAHAHAHAHA
Good one dude!
Let's use their own words.. Umm, "Get out of the old!"
Save Linux! (Score:2, Funny)
For great justice!
Ben
Re:Save Linux! (Score:5, Interesting)
Most *real* old-skool hackers don't have enough funds to buy themselves a decent PC.
Anyhow, my point, if I did have one in the first place would be that the contest would consist of a nice new box in the crusher and the hacker who gets in and saves it from destruction gets to keep it! It's like the cyber version of a game show!
Okay well, *I* think it would be cool.
Re:Save Linux! (Score:2)
Excellent Plan... (Score:2)
Re:Save Linux! (Score:2)
Anybody want to have a go at it?
Re:Save Linux! (Score:3, Funny)
Afterlife (Score:2)
Don't worry, I hear heaven is nice for servers. They get to run bug-free operating systems up there in a dust-free environ and device drivers never conflict.
If you sin too much, you may be reincarnated as an NT server running MS Outlook.
Re:Afterlife (Score:2)
Then again, you may not be. All the Linux distros seem to fit your implied "hellbound OS" criteria too.
Re:another idea... (Score:2)
That's the cool thing about "art", though: everybody gets to interpret it differently, and come away with a personal, unique experience.
Re:Great message (Score:2, Funny)
Wow, you're funny. Now fuck off an protest the waste of space that is the Louvre.
Speaking of Letterman and Crushers... (Score:2)
At the end of the skit, he gave a goofy monologe, and then proceeded to put his microphone in the press, and you heard the sounds of the microphone being crushed. You then saw him tapping on what was left of the microphone, and mouthing "Hello? Is this thing on??"
whoa! (Score:2)
I'd click that.