Hitchhikers Guide To Be Made Into A Movie 454
tonywestonuk writes "The Beeb are reporting that The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series will be made into a Hollywood Movie. Apparently they are getting some other script writer to finish off Douglas Adams' final installment (I pessimistically wonder how awful this will make it.). It seems a shame that Hollywood had to wait until his death before they took him seriously...."
Greg's Previews has had info on this for two years (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Greg's Previews has had info on this for two ye (Score:2)
The write-up is obviously by a fan; includes this little known tidbit under "Rumors":
"Word has it the ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is asking for a cameo or else he'll eat one of the associate producers."
Is it really? (Score:2, Insightful)
Let's wait until we see the finished product before saying that. We just may be thankful Mr. Adams didn't have to suffer another Hollywood-ization.
- DDT
Re:Is it really? (Score:2)
JoeLinux
Re:Is it really? (Score:2)
hmmm (Score:2)
What are the odds of Holywood taking a guy that's super funny seriously? 1,000 to 1 against.
Re:hmmm (Score:2)
More like, it took his death for the rights to transfer to someone who would actually give Hollywood permission to make the movie. DA probably held out. Whoever inherited the rights isn't holding out.
Re:hmmm (Score:2)
Who'll play Ford Prefect? (Score:2, Funny)
Ford Prefect - Jeff Goldblum? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Ford Prefect - Jeff Goldblum? (Score:2)
Re:Ford Prefect - Jeff Goldblum? (Score:2)
I'm sure the fellow who played Arthur in the TV series is too old by now, which is a shame. The BBC TV series was pretty awful, with two shining exceptions. Arthur was, just to me, utterly perfect. He looked and spoke just about exactly the way Arthur did in my head.
The other Great Exception was Slartibartfast, not sure what the actor's name was, but he truly grokked the character.
Re:Ford Prefect - Jeff Goldblum? (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah, Arthur with grey hair wouldn't work so well.
I think Ian McKellen? Cellen? mCeLe3n? Whatever. He would be good for Slarty. That's what I kept thinking in LotR whenever Galdalf was being nice and condesending at Frodo. Looked and sounded just like Slarty.
Re:Ford Prefect - Jeff Goldblum? (Score:2)
Purely for the dialogue about the doors with Ford and Arthur. Damn I loved that. I think that the girl who played Amelie would make a great Trillian, assuming she can speak english with an english accent.
Re:Arthur Dent == Hugh Grant (Score:2)
Picture Arthur. He's in his mid thirties, he's somewhat meek, he's very British in character, and he screws himself up at times. Very much an antihero. He cannot be played as a thoroughly handsome person, but a handsome person playing an unattractive person will do. The part needs comic timing more than anything. Also, the part needs someone who can play a really unnoticable everyday joe caught in bizarre situations.
I know that I'm American and I don't quite know the full range of British actors, but I can say that I know no one better to play the part. Watch "Mickey Blue Eyes" and you can see what I'm talking about. He can do the comic timing, and he's quite believable in most roles that he plays. I don't think Rowan Atkinson can do it - he might be well suited to another role, but not this one.
Now who's gonna play:
Ford - ehhh, I don't see Jeff Goldblum. He needs to sound British. You might need someone like John Cleese or Robin Williams, only younger and more handsome. Tough call.
Zaphod - nearly uncastable. Early thirties, highly ridiculous, cocky, fairly handsome (remember, he's the galactic president), and you need to do the second head in a believable way. Could get away with an American in the role. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon can't do it by themselves, but together it would be a hoot. Then again, a better acting experience would come from Brad Pitt... Hey, get the guy from "Scream" and "Scooby Doo" maybe...
Trillian - also could get away with an American in the role. Mid-twenties, and somewhat attractive but believably intelligent. Who can play the galactic newscaster type? Maybe Sandra Bullock, and that's based from her work in Demolition Man. This is NOT an Angelina Jolie role. This is NOT a Jennifer Lopez role. And please, not Cameron Diaz, Kirsten Dunst, or Amanda Peet. And if you give this role to Denise Richards, please just kill me.
Slartiblartfast - This might be easy to cast. Ian McKellen may be too busy, though, and definitely overused. Can Donald Sutherland play it very aloof and ditzy? Hmmmm...
Finally... as a cost cutting move, if you want Vogon costumes, look in the leftovers from "The Fifth Element". Those aliens sure were ugly...
I'd go on, but I'm drunk.
Re:Arthur Dent == Hugh Grant (Score:2)
He's a zarking Betelgeusian, for Zarquon's sake. Seem to remember at one time Goldblum was Adams' choice - but maybe he's too old now.
Re:Complete Casting Call (Score:2)
I can accept Tia Carrera as Trillian, although I was thinking perhaps Uma Thurman could pull it off well.
Slartibartfast? Gary Oldman is too hammy, methinks. I like the Ian McKellen choice someone else suggested, even though I recognize that's a bit too obvious.
Vogon Captain: Robbie Coltrane.
Marvin: Couldn't they get the same fellow who did Marvin for the radio show? It's just a voice, after all. I have a hard time imagining anyone besting his tone of strained ennui.
Voice of the Guide: John Cleese
Arthur: Hard choice. Rowan Atkinson isn't average enough. Hugh Grant is probably the best choice I've heard so far, but I don't think he could carry off Arthur's pointed sarcasm. I have to think some more.
(And we haven't even mentioned Deep Thought or Eddie yet.)
Animated... (Score:3, Insightful)
Back when Disney had the movie rights, this would have actually had realistic chances of success. Now that Disney and The Ego Who Ate The World, aka Steve Jobs, are feuding and Disney apparently lost the rights, this is highly unlikely.
H2G2: International Guidebook Of Mystery? It doesn't look good folks...[sigh]
Re:Who'll play Ford Prefect? (Score:2)
I just can't place an arthur. some relatively unknown, solid english dude. You wouldn't want someone with star power in the role.
Ian Mc.. whathisname, you know Gandalf, could pull a mean Slartibartfast I'd wager...
Hooray! (Score:2)
Now my friends will finally be happy and I'll stop complaining that a "Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy" would have been a much better move to make then LOTR. (Note: I like LOTR, but I love Hitchiker)
oh no! (Score:3, Insightful)
I am having flashbacks of another favourite author's book being made into a non-existant-movie (at least in my world). Heinlein would have mourned _Starship Troopers_ and now its ole Doug's turn to spin in his grave...
Please. Make the pain...stop. Thinking about this is making me ill...
There's a glimmer of hope tho with the whole treatment that LotR has received.
Re:oh no! (Score:3, Funny)
LotR, Guide, what's next? Xanth?
Re:oh no! (Score:2)
I know, I know... for God's sake, keep my voice down...
Xanth &The Color of Her Panties (Score:2)
Hrmm, given some of the colourful titles [fantafiction.com] in the Xanth series that might not be such a good idea.
Would you tell your girlfriend you and the guys were off to see "The Color of Her Panties"? I'd love to see that... somehow I don't think you'd have long to live though.
Re:Xanth &The Color of Her Panties (Score:2)
Oh wait. what does that say about me?
I better tell the gf I need to go out with the guys...
Re:oh no! (Score:2)
And yet another try at Solaris [imdb.com] with...George Clooney???
Of course, it's been done [imdb.com], though you have to have a love of montages, a good eye for Soviet counterculture, and a seriously strong bladder to get it.
Re:oh no! (Score:2)
Re:oh no! (Score:2)
Re:oh no! (Score:4, Funny)
Forget about the book, watch the movie again and ask yourself: who were the bad guys?
Paul Verhoeven and Edward Neumeier.
Paul
Re:oh no! (Score:2, Funny)
man, i wish i knew what moderation was and how to do it - that deserves some points!
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The trilogy was a novellization. (Score:3, Insightful)
"We had nothing in common: I liked watching movies made from books I'd read. She like reading novelizations of movies. It's no wonder she finished Lord of the Rings so fast."
Re:The trilogy was a novellization. (Score:2)
How soon we forget: The books were novelizations of the Hith-hikers Radio Scripts, a 12-installment radio programme.
Technically, only the first two could be considered novelizations of the radio series. Even then, Adams considerably changed any number of things so that "novelization" falls somewhat short of describing the reality of the situation. Adams talked about the radio series being one thing, the books another, and the tv show yet another.
Good post. (Sorry, man, no mod points.) From what I remember, Adams pretty much knew he was going to do the books as soon as the first radio series got going. It's worth remembering, too, that radio works very differently from video: one can describe Zaphod almost believably, but one almost certainly cannot show him believably without a hug budget.
Re:The trilogy was a novellization. (Score:2)
Very true. Hoopy frood though he may be, Zaphod needs constant validation of self-worth from others. I imagine he'd run through huggers faster than Marvin would drive grips suicidal.
Going to Reserve Judgement on This One (Score:2)
last year.
Really not sure how to take this one: Chicken Run was funny and well-made, but... It must difficult for Kirkpatrick to step in and finish something a lot of people consider a masterpiece. I don't envy his job.
Austin Powers director Jay Roach is to direct, and Adams will be posthumously credited as an executive producer.
Joy Roach is a good director (did a fabulous job on Austin Powers; although he did have a good cast and excellent script).
I have a lot of hope for this project. It's nice to see Hollywood making at least one "non-teen-idol goes on a road trip/goes to college and finds them self" movie for next year.
Re: Going to Reserve Judgement on This One (Score:2, Insightful)
> It's nice to see Hollywood making at least one "non-teen-idol goes on a road trip/goes to college and finds them self" movie for next year.
Hey - I liked Lord of the Rings.
I heard him talk about it once. (Score:4, Interesting)
He told a story about the time he sold it to one producer (if memory serves it was James Cameron of Aliens and Titanic fame). Anyway he worked on the script for a while in preparation for his first meeting with the producer.
When thay meeting came around the first thing that he discovered was that the producer (cameron) the man who had bought the screenplay, had never read the book. When he was talling it, Adams allowed as how the book was very long and the great man might not be able to spare the time.
However, he had read the executive treatment of the book (doubtless by the cliffs notes people), and he was very excited about the prospects for the film. But, before they could get going he wanted to discuss a few questions about the script.
He began by asserting that he loved the fact that the earth blew up in the beginning that big, powerful, awesome, domething that would grab them into their seats. However, he had a real problem with the fact that they didn't get it back. He felt that they should devote a little more time in the script to a quest to regain the lost earth (he didn't specify how). But, he said that they could deal with it.
The real issue was that whole question of life, the meaning of life was an important quest, a noble quest. It was big, and it would keep people emotionally in the movie. He also felt that it was good that they found it eventually... but... 42? Isn't that really...anticlimactic? Why isn't it an important message, meaningful, or something?
Apparently there were some other sticking points too about how little of a role Arthur Dent played. The producer really felt that he should be leading the charge more rather than hiding. In short he really felt that Arthur Dent should be more Arnold Schwartzenegger.
According to Douglas Adams it fell apart after that.
Re:I heard him talk about it once. (Score:3, Funny)
(the above may be completely apocryphal, but I found it amusing..)
Daniel
Re:I heard him talk about it once. (Score:3, Informative)
True (Score:2)
-- Yoz
BBC already made a TV version ... (Score:2, Informative)
The Hollywood version is sure to disappoint after this practically word for word BBC version.
Since Hitchhiker's was originally a radio play it would be a lot of fun to start a pool on what a hollywood screen writer will have to do to the story to make it "work" for film :-)
Re:BBC already made a TV version ... (Score:2)
Anyone who loved the radio series and the books found the TV series... well, disappointing at best.
There is just too much surrealism to make the transfer to cellulose, or even the small screen, all but impossible.
Take the moments after Arthur and Ford are picked up by the Heart of Gold: it is full of wonderful images like Southend washing up and down while the water remains still and the infinite monkeys that have just completed the works of Shakespeare. Remove the wonderful, joyeous surrealism and the books become suddenly much more ordinary.
That said, I will watch the movie. And probably cringe, too.
Re:BBC already made a TV version ... (Score:2)
I have heard this "the radio play was much better" from several Brits so I'll take your word for it.
The book was indeed pretty good :-)
Re:BBC already made a TV version ... (Score:2)
The radio play was much, much better. The actors in the TV series (most of them from the radio show) weren't terribly good as TV actors, and the production values were basically Doctor Who (i.e., god-awful). I just can't call the TV series "good." It's just a little less demanding than listening to the radio series (and even less demanding than reading the book).
Two words (Score:5, Insightful)
Truer words were never spoke (Score:2)
Re:Truer words were never spoke (Score:2, Insightful)
Agreed, but NOT until he finishes Good Omens [imdb.com]. I want to see Gilliam's vision of that even more than HHG.
Paul
Re:Truer words were never spoke (Score:2)
In my mind, John Cleese was the slightly-off Ford Prefect and Terry Jones was the frumpish Arthur Dent.
Shame that they're getting older or I'd have loved to see them considered for those roles...
w00t! (Score:4, Funny)
So is this going to be .. (Score:3, Insightful)
The movie of the books of the original radio plays?
The movie of the TV series of the books of the orginal radio plays?
Because they were ALL different. And I much prefer the radio plays.
(And I think there was also a soundtrack recording of the TV series in there as well)
Who will play Arthur Dent? (Score:2)
Robin Williams would probably be a better choice, though.
The Rolling Stones(old and dead) would make a good Disaster Area, or perhaps The Who...(loud and louder)
Re:Who will play Arthur Dent? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Who will play Arthur Dent? (Score:3, Funny)
Janet Reno?
OT:Re:Who will play Arthur Dent? (Score:2)
We need someone "small" for Arthur Dent (Score:2)
I don't seem him being able to get past his own ego/personna. Dent was 1) British, and 2) didn't make silly child voices.
Robin Williams would probably be a better choice, though.
Arthur "Patch Adams" Dent we don't need. Again, Dent didn't make silly voices and mug for the camera. He cowered and wimpered and was a very small fish out of very large water. I wouldn't mind seeing Alan Cumming [imdb.com] play Dent. He can "seem small" well enough I think.
Jim Carey as Zaphod would truly suck. I can't think of who would not suck, though.
How about Steven Root [imdb.com] as the Vogon Captain? Every see Tripping the Rift [trippingtherift.com]?
The Rolling Stones(old and dead) would make a good Disaster Area, or perhaps The Who...(loud and louder)
I think you hit this one dead on.
-B
Milton Waddams, Vogon Fleet Captain... (Score:2)
But...but...but...they had me move the planet 4 times already, and they took my stapler...and...and....well, I guess I'm going to have to burn the planet down [imdb.com]...
Re:Milton Waddams, Vogon Fleet Captain... (Score:2)
Oh, and Milton? I'm going to need to have you come in on second and third shift too. Yeah... We had to "let go" of some people via the airlock, see, and we kind of have to play catch-up, M'kay?
Thanks, Milton...
-B
Re:Who will play Arthur Dent? (Score:2, Interesting)
I'd suggest Robert Llewellyn [imdb.com] ("Kryten" on Red Dwarf, also the early, and IMO the best, host of Junkyard Wars (aka Scrapheap))
Someone also suggested Chris Barrie [imdb.com] ("Rimmer" on Red Dwarf, "Hilary" in Tomb Raider) who'd probably also be a good candidate.
I also see a part for Rowan Atkinson [imdb.com] as the captain of the Golgafrinchum "B" ark.
Stephen Fry [imdb.com] would make a great maitre d' for The Restaurant at the End Of The Universe.
Re:Who will play Arthur Dent? (Score:2)
John Cleese?
He's probably too old now, but perhaps circa Fish Called Wanda I think he would have had something to offer.
Alan Cumming?
For Zaphod, one that comes to mind is Billy Connoly. He's a Scott, but has a certain odd quality that I think would be fun.
Re:Who will play Arthur Dent? (Score:2)
Ewen McGregor maybe? Kinda short, but...
Jason Mewes looks a little too pathetic...
I'm going to get flamed to a crisp for this, but my choice is: Tom Hanks. And don't look at me funny until you think about it. He's got the right appearance, he's a hell of an actor, and it's been awhile since he's done a good comedy....
Re:Who will play Arthur Dent? (Score:4, Informative)
The reason that changed was because the Haggunennon sequence of the radio series (together with most of episodes 5 and 6 of the radio series) was written by John Lloyd who was called in to help out as Adams was too busy working on Doctor Who to complete the scripts in time.
Adams took out all of John Lloyd's material when he wrote the book - which rather surprised Lloyd as he'd thought they were going to write the book together. Lloyd did write The Meaning Of Liff with Adams though.
In case anyone doesn't know (Score:3, Interesting)
The asides into the eponymous electronic 'Guide' seem a more natural fit to the dramatic medium of radio than to the books Adams released later (though I have read and enjoyed them all). Like a book, you get to use your imagination, unlike a book, you get an atmospheric soundtrack (and nice Vogon voices).
The BBC sell the tapes of the original series. Also available as illegal MP3s at a P2P network near you...
Cast? (Score:2, Interesting)
Dent: gotta be someone who can play "a complete kneebiter." British. I'm out of ideas on this one.
Trillian: Elizabeth Hurley?
Zaphod: No need to actually hire someone, just do some computer modifications to John Travolta's character from Battlefield Earth.
Slartibartfast: Anthony Hopkins or William Shatner.
Any other ideas?
Re:Cast? (Score:2)
Actually, I wonder if the average movie fan might mistake the Guide for a cheesy and obviously fabricated Hollywood analogy for the internet. I can just imagine an uninformed movie critic discussing the symbolism of the Guide as a social commentary on the web. Even worse would be if a director or studio exec decided to intentionally play that angle (or the movie was rejected on those grounds). Sounds silly, but I could see it happening.
Re: Cast? (Score:2)
What about Slashdot in the role of the Guide?
Slashdot? No. The role of the Guide was made for E2 [everything2.org].
Zaphod - Bruce Campbell (Score:5, Insightful)
I hope someone gets this script to Bruce... I'd love to see the role go to him.
Re:Cast? (Score:2)
This must be a Thursday... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This must be a Thursday... (Score:2)
Brainfart (Score:4, Funny)
on topic:
Wasn't there already a movie made of this? Or was it just one book? (sorry for my ignorant attempt at on-topic-ness
Re:Brainfart (Score:2)
There was a story on /. a while back about this miniseries hitting DVD in the U.S., but you're better off pretending it didn't exist. The only parts I found funny were the foreword added by Douglas Adams (done in Star Wars giant-scrolling-letters-style where he declared that the proceeds from the sale of the video would, in fact, be donated to himself), and war between two civilizations being depicited as a video game, where after the narrator talks about coming to a truce and "evening the score" one civilization shoots the other's ship to literally even the score.
Eek! (Score:2)
If they're taking him seriously, they're even more insane than I thought! (I got a headache just trying to read it!) Although, it would explain a lot about Hollywood...
final installment???!!! (Score:5, Insightful)
This makes no sense at all. How many book do they intend to span with the first movie? I would think they would have a hard time doing justice to even the first book in a single movie. If they are going to get to the final book it will be a disaster. There is certainly no reason to do anything with the final book until after they see if the first movie is a hit.
Re:final installment???!!! (Score:2)
The movie is a retelling of the first book, but likely with some major changes.
-- Yoz, who worked at The Digital Village while DNA was working on the drafts
Re:final installment???!!! (Score:2)
Re:final installment???!!! (Score:2)
It's been done! (Score:2)
It's been about fifteen years since I saw it and from what I recollect it was fairly true to the original story, I seem to recall they stole some small bits from "Restaurant at the end of the Universe".
Personally, I don't think it should go through the Hollywood Bland-o-Mizer(tm). Douglas Adams just writes things into stories that you just can't act out-- like in "Mostly Harmless" where they find that guy on the beach 'who lives inside his house which is really outside of the rest of the world'-- it's just much much more fun to read.
It won't make any difference to me if they make a movie for HHGTTG becuase there is no way you could convince me it's better than reading the book!
Strange ... (Score:2)
Back in the day it was done... (Score:2)
As a mini series... I've seen it, and it does no justice to the book. I think I fell asleep during watching it more than once.
IMDB Entry [imdb.com]
Taking Douglas Adams seriously...? (Score:2)
You're not supposed to take him seriously; he is (was) a comedy writer.
RMN
~~~
Doesn't anybody remember the Dr Who disaster? (Score:2)
Doesn't anybody remember what they made of the Dr Who movie? It was terrible. Totally not in style of Dr Who... I'm sorry to everybody who thinks this is a good idea, but it most likely will become a waste of money and the disaster to the image of the HHGTTG.
Hitchhiker's guide mini-series (Score:2)
Re:Hitchhiker's guide mini-series (Score:2, Informative)
Web Site (Score:2, Informative)
The page that DNA submitted about the site can be found here [bbc.co.uk].
Of course, I'm such a nerd that I've actually submitted an article [bbc.co.uk]. Yes, I know I'm a geek....
One of my favorite descriptions ever: (Score:2)
This illustrates why a movie version will never approach the quality of the written one.
a movie? (Score:2)
Re:Out of sheer respect... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Out of sheer respect... (Score:2, Funny)
Did you know that 9x6=42 if the base is 13.
Think about it. You may now resume your day.
Re:Out of sheer respect... (Score:2)
Douglas Adams said many many times that he had never made a joke in base 13...
Re:Final installment (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Or until his death.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Or until his death.. (Score:2)
Re:hopefully this is better than the one I saw (Score:2)
Wow, I've been a crime lord my entire life! I had them shipped to me by my penpal in London when I was in Highschool. This is the same penpal that sent me cassettes of BBC programming cince 1978 and I sent him cassettes of Dr. Demento and american programming..
I am a evil fellow.. and the cause of all the financial ruin in the intertainment industry!
I guess I should go out and hang myself for my dastardly deeds.
nahhhh.. I'll just have hillary Rosens face painted inside my toilet bowl.
Re:Wasn't he... (Score:2)
Re:Wasn't he... (Score:2)
-- Yoz
Re:The Movie Making Machine Takes Time (Score:2)
Radio writing is dramatically different than writing for the boob tube or the silver screen. You have to make allowances for the fact that the audience imagines the action, the characters, everything.. that you only have one sence to play with. With television, you have sight to worry about, but you are also limited in time.
Movies are complex beasts... they can be elegant and simple a la 'Signs' (which I recommend seeing without popcorn because of the low tone of the film) or bloody and violent like.. do I really need a list of names?
Re:For those that can't wait: Watch LEXX. (Score:2)
Zev==Trillian
Stanley==Arthur Dent
Kai==Ford Prefect
Robot Head==Marvin
Maybe ?
Re:Recipe for success: (Score:2)
Re:No matter what happens... (Score:2)
Re:Great! (Score:2)
I doubt that theory, but the books were undeniably witty and brilliant at the same time, not unlike the author.
On a tangent, a friend's girfriend met Adams when she worked as a receptionist in a hotel.
"Are you the Douglas Adams?"
"Which Douglas Adams?"
The answer was very clear.