Boston TV Signals Disrupting Police Radio in NJ 345
jeffy124 writes "WCVB, a digital TV station in Boston, is disrupting police radio communications in South Jersey. It seems that under certain weather conditions, the signal reaches here travels 270 miles (it's normally 50) and blacks out the police frequencies, making communication between officers and from 911 call centers impossible. The article seems to suggest that as more TV stations go digital, more small-town police radio will be affected, as the digital signal is significantly stronger than analog. Insert Joisey-joke here."
I think it's a safe bet... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I think it's a safe bet... (Score:3, Funny)
Cell phone conversation... (Score:2)
OK I'm in position
Cue the comercial...now!
Re:I think it's a safe bet... (Score:2, Funny)
True story! (Score:2)
I have a friend who serves as a supervisor for a local police department - at a party he related the following story:
"So John, how was your week."
John replies: "Really bad, we had an officer involved shooting and it was embarrasing."
So I ask the obvious. "Why, was he at a donut shop or something."
John moans and says "Yes."
Joisey Joke (Score:5, Funny)
Not True (Score:2)
Re:Joisey Joke (Score:5, Funny)
Did someone say 'Joisey joke'? (Score:4, Funny)
Really? What frequency?
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Damn the Emperor!
Re:Did someone say 'Joisey joke'? (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm guessing the moderators who modded that up have never actually been to New Jersey. Now, for one thing, the Meadowlands (up north close to NYC) is the only place that's even remotely smelly or of poor conditions in NJ that I've seen so far. Much of southern NJ was made up of small farming communities until recently when actual townships started forming. Most of NJ is now just that; small townships with hardly anything in between but trees, connected only by small (two lane) roads. I just moved to NJ a few years ago, and I'm not offended by comments - just the ignorance that their content shows. If you want to make a joke, call the people here simple, or make a comment about how almost everything is closed after 6pm, or how there's so much farmland. There's no accents in New Jersey; you're thinking of certain sections of NYC. These are (for the most part) normal, simple people who are MUCH friendlier and happier than the people from the DC-metro area. No one here says "joisey", we say "jersey". I must admit, however, that I was a bit surprised when I moved here from Maryland and couldn't find someone with any accent for a while.
Oh, and by the way, our gas is cheaper than most places in the country, and it's full service everywhere (state law). When my relatives in MD were paying $1.90 for gas, we were paying $1.25. NJ isn't such a bad place when you actually take a turn off the NJ Turnpike.
Re:Did someone say 'Joisey joke'? (Score:2)
Typical American attitude (I can say that, I'm one too). Everybody has an accent -- just because you sound like the people you see on TV doesn't mean that you're talking the normal way and other people have a weird accent that's a deviation from that. Sorry, just... no.
Anyway, how about instead of the usual Joisey jokes, we make fun of you all for being too damn defensive?
Re:Did someone say 'Joisey joke'? (Score:2)
I grew up in Delaware and have several friends from Jersey (and New York). I've also studied several of the regional dialects, and there certainly are accents in New Jersey. They are similar, but not the same as New York accents. The classic 'Jersey' accent that most people think of is sometimes more a matter of tone than it is inflection. It shares some things with the Brooklyn accent, such as some vernacular -- 'forgetaboutit' and 'whaddyagonnado,' etc.
That said, there is, of course, no one Jersey accent, and perhaps what you meant to say was that the classic Jersey accent is not present in all of Jersey. I was fairly close to Camden. Although it's ugly as sin (approaching but not quite on par with Newark), I've never heard an accent in anyone I know from there. Nevertheless, I've heard variations on the Jersey accent in central and northern NJ, and it is prevalent enough to be 'The Jersey Accent.'
Excellent point about the gas though. And I absolutely agree that NJ is a decent place.
-SWK
Digital TV (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Digital TV (Score:2)
Re:Digital TV (Score:5, Interesting)
I did get the impression that it is being forced down our collecive throats since it has not been adapted quickly enough by the market.
I feel that the regulations are being applied to the *wrong* industry. Wouldn't it be much better to mandate that all vehicles must be electrical or hybrid by 2007? As much as I like my car, I can see the advantage of such law. but TV phase out? for what? for Hollywood quality content that they have been withholding? :)
Re:Digital TV (Score:2)
See the thing is, the Manufacturers are reluctant to mass-produce HDTV devices because there isn't enough demand for it, and availability of networks who put out the signal is limited compared to regular stations. Hence we see the inflated prices for HDTV receivers, which can certainly come down drastically if mass-market consumption improved. Since all of the Digital ready devices out there can receive regular signals, I don't see how this is a problem. There are many network shows out there which simulcast shows both in HDTV and the regular way (ex. Tonight Show).
Anything that limits technology is a bad thing.
I generally do not believe the technology is being "shoved down our throats" fast enough. It's not like the regular TV vanilla signal is going to go away anytime soon.
Re:Digital TV (Score:3, Interesting)
I'm biased on the whole issue because I own an HDTV. HDTV is simly amazing. I've seen people watch an HDTV loop of various locations of the country for hours & this was a 10 minute loop (so it repeated for ~10 times before they could pull themselves away). It's also great for gaming as it lets games from a console system rival the quality of PC games, of course the only system designed to output in HD is the xbox but the next generation of consoles will most likely all support it...
Re:Digital TV (Score:3, Insightful)
It's called (Score:5, Informative)
Re:It's called (Score:3, Interesting)
Albany - Adelaide in one low-watt VHF hop (Score:3, Interesting)
The duct covered roughly 1600km LOS [clickforaustralia.com] on a few watts. I don't know if that's a record, but it certainly impressed me.
Re:It's called (Score:3, Interesting)
I also used to monitor the local police, who in those days were operating on VHF Low Band (30-50 MHz). That same ducting caused some southern, very rural and very hick-like (this was the 60s) sheriff systems to come come in on the same frequencies. Things got really wierd - especially since neither side knew what was going on.
Tropospheric ducting is kewl.
Gratuitous link (Score:5, Informative)
Tropospheric Ducting Forecast Maps (Score:5, Interesting)
VHF / UHF Tropospheric Ducting Forecast Maps [globalserve.net]
These maps graphically display unstable signal areas.
Quote from the website:
The areas noted in the forecast have the necessary atmospheric conditions to produce tropospheric bending of UHF or VHF TV and radio waves. Tropospheric bending extends the range of stations well beyond their normal limit. Distant reception along straight line paths becomes possible..though the longer the path, the higher the Index required. The pursuit of distant stations is called "DXing".
Re:It's called (Score:2)
Re:It's called (Score:2, Informative)
Apparently, when there is a layer of hot air above a layer of cold air (it's normally the opposite), the Snell's law can be satisfied for total internal reflection conditions. In other words, Nextel found that on certain days in the middle of the summer, they dropped like 60% of their calls on certain cells, as opposed to say 2% as is typical. Turned out that nearly all of the dropped calls were originating on the Michigan side of Lake Michigan, bouncing off these "inversion layer" ducts, and the phones were camped to Wisconsin base stations over 70 miles away.
Anyways, Nextel angled their antenna's down and decreased the power output somewhat, effectively minimizing the footprint, and the problem has been reduced (but not completely eliminated). Also interesting was that this thing seems to be much more likely to happen over a large body of water. They seemed to think in summer, the water cooled the air and then warm air blew across the cool layer. Apparently cool air has a higher refractive coefficient than warm air.....
Re:It's called (Score:2)
Joisey Joke? (Score:5, Interesting)
Most people have a large misconception about New Jersey, especially thinking that it all looks like Newark, every woman has huge hair and long fingernails, and that none of us pronounce the letter "R". While this isn't entirely untrue (head up to Northern NJ to see what I mean), it does not describe the area of NJ being affected by the Boston signals. As I always say, they should split up Northern & Southern NJ, and combine the Dakotas.
Back on topic, I saw this story on the local news here tonight. It's a very big problem, as peoples lives can potentially be at stake. This is something we will be seeing a lot more of in the future; we already have frequency problems with 802.11, and now it seems that TV broadcasts will be continuing the trend.
Re:Joisey Joke? (Score:2, Interesting)
As for the main topic, I too first saw it on local news, then went looking on GoogleNews. I live in Clementon - which uses the Lindenwold 911 Call Center discussed in the article, so I'm definitely concerned.
Laser light show (Score:2, Interesting)
About the newark thing, some of jersey does look pretty damn shitty, but if you go west, belive it or not, there are farms, with real cows. I live in a pretty rich area and I think its beatiful here. Belive it or not, I love NJ!
Re:Joisey Joke? (Score:2, Funny)
What exit?
Re:Joisey Joke? (Score:2)
It's happened twice in one month, and neither time were any lives in immediate danger. As for the future, the FCC is stepping in and meeting with local officials to work out a solution, so I wouldn't worry about it. From everything I've seen, the FCC doesn't screw around when it comes to 911.
Same frequencies? (Score:2, Insightful)
Are we talking too much power on the TV's sideband, bleeding into the police frequency?
Are we talking a grandfathered police operation when the frequencies were reallocated to digital TV where the cops have had years now to realize that they were playing with fire and replace their communications system?
Surely the FCC didn't intentionally allocate a police frequency smack in the middle of the exact same bands they set aside for digitial TV. So what's the real story?
Re:Same frequencies? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Same frequencies? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Same frequencies? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Same frequencies? (Score:2)
Public safety radio communications started out in the VHF low-band (30-50 MHz) back in the 1950s. As usage grew, they expanded into the VHF high-band (150-174 MHz). Eventually, all of the VHF channels were exhausted in many major metropolitan areas. To accommodate further growth in public safety communications, the FCC allocated parts of the low end of the UHF TV band (470-512 MHz, equivalent to UHF channels 14-20) to public safety communications in selected areas. This had to be coordinated with existing UHF TV stations that already used that part of the UHF TV band. For example, there may already be UHF TV stations on channels 14 and 20. Public safety users can be allocated frequencies in between channels 14 and 20.
Re:Same frequencies? (Score:2)
Not the only occurence (Score:5, Informative)
From what I understand of the problem their were bad assumptions made by the FCC when it came to the digital signal.
1. That it would not bounce and doppler like analog signal does. Well it turns out it is even more prone to it than analog was due to the higher frequencies and watages involved.
2. That this would not affect a $Properly setup atena. Seems reasonable until you find out what the variable properly is. Apparently the FCC does not care about interference unless the atena is aligned directly towards the sending tower (that never happens and varies from channel to channel) and that it is not higher than 30 feet (one story home. Any deviation from that and it becomes your problem, not theirs.
This is also not the first case of this to happen. Their are previous cases in california and milwauke. Read more [tvinsite.com]
here
This is going to crop up as more and more channels go digital. You will start seeing it reported more as stations start to battle each other. The sad part is that most likely the FCC will wash their hands initally and the airwaves will become as if the FCC does not exist.
Re:Not the only occurence (Score:5, Informative)
Somewhere a ham radio operator is crying.
I think the term you are looking for is propagation (the way signals travel through the ether)
I have no idea what frequencies digital tv stations operate on, but in general on uhf tropospheric ducting is pretty rare - at least where I live.
Where analogue tv channel 2 (around 57 mhz) long range propagation is pretty common, but thats not tropospheric ducting - thats sporadic e layer propagation.
Past tv channel 7 tropospheric ducting is relatively common.
Past tv channel 13 tropospheric ducting still happens, but its not nearly as common.
I don't see why the mode would matter - I think digital television is a spread spectrum signal. If done right you should be able to operate other ss devices in the same frequency space. Narrow band radios recieve ss signals as low background noise typically - so that should be an issue. I wonder what the real interference problem is?
Why broadcast digital? (Score:2)
Anyone else find it odd that their cell phone and wifi equipment works fine but emergency dispatch equipment goes in the shitter? I knew the FBI used cell phones (well on X-Files at least) for good reason.
Re:Not the only occurence (Score:2, Insightful)
Go go FCC! (Score:2, Interesting)
Communication frequencies, and this is aviation only, numbered some 720 (it's been a few years). Police communications are probably just as narrow and could be slotted any number of places, and being low-altitude would not cause much town-to-town interference. But instead they plant it in a frequency spread reserved for TV? (TV channel bandwidth is astonishing, dominating most of the available spectrum to deliver Gilligan's Island reruns and professional wrestling.)
I know some people are excited by the advent of digital programming -- no, wait, actually I don't know any, though most agree it looks neat -- but the way the equipment manufacturers and FCC colluded to ram digital down the throats of consumers and broadcasters stinks. I for one will hang onto my analog set until the picture is no more than a faint flicker.
geez! (Score:5, Interesting)
Am I the only person who lives in NJ with a sense of humor?
(oh, and for the record, I live between exits 3 and 4)
Re:geez! (Score:2)
Respect your state and show some pride!
Re:geez! (Score:2)
I live in Northern Jersey, and have to say I don't hear much people with the Joisey lisp either. It must just be all the Boston people who moved here who don't pronounce their R's.
FYI for people who don't live here, the smokestacks of Newark are well.. in Newark. Once you get away from Newark and the immediate NYC metro area (Hudson County, etc) it gets really nice. Before I moved here, I had only seen Newark and the view from Manhattan.
For those of you who are interested in seeing the nature side of NJ, check out the NJ division of Parks and Forestry. http://www.state.nj.us/dep/forestry/parknj/
Re:geez! (Score:2)
Living there is so weird that once you've gotten used to it, you will believe nothing and everything. Belief becomes a fairly meaningless concept in several ways.
It is something of a tragedy that a state as populous as NJ doesn't have just about any local broadcast industry anymore. Getting signals from Boston is not any worse than the steady diet of NYC and Philadelphia programming that NJ residents must endure. Everyone who grows up there has sort of a builtin inferiority complex from living in a state with virtually no TV, no media of its own, coming from a place that doesn't even recognize itself except as the place where Hoffa is buried. This being the state where RCA developed much of TV, and where Armstrong built the first FM broadcast station, it's a shame. And you can't even get out of the state without paying a toll.
Re:geez! (Score:2)
After learning about "Geocaching" (a new hobby of finding/hiding things and posting the GPS coordinates) led me to this guy's website...
http://www.gpswnj.com/
It takes the Weird NJ info one step further, and actually provides GPS coordinates for places he's been.
Re:geez! (Score:2)
I'm from New Jersey, I don't expect too much
If the world ended today, I would adjust.
I'm from New Jersey, no I don't talk that way
I watched too much TV when I was young
I'm from New Jersey, my mom's Italian
I've read those mafia books, we don't belong.
Girls from New Jersey who have that great big hair
They're found in shopping malls, I will take you there
I'm from New Jersey, it's not like Texas
There is no mystery, I can't pretend
I'm from New Jersey, it's like Ohio,
But even more so, imagine that
I know which exit, and where I'm bound,
Tolls on the parkway they will slow you down.
New Jersey people, they will surprise you
'Cause they're not expected to do too much
They will try harder, they may go further,
'Cause they never think that they are good enough
I'm from New Jersey, I don't expect too much
If the world ended today I would adjust
I would adjust
I would adjust
Actually who wrote the original version of this song? I'm having trouble remembering now...Anyway fwiw, I'm from South Jersey myself. We don't have the accent, but it's exit 7a, we have far too many shopping malls, the italian mobsters are everywhere, and it's slightly hilly/grassy with cows all over the place.
Random related question (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Random related question (Score:4, Informative)
At least the fuzz will be well entertained (Score:2)
I can see it now: "We better get over to Maple and 10th, Sergeant Friday is making a bust; it sounds like the perps got 'Reefer Madness' and Ponch is down, I repeat PONCH is DOWN!"
Hmm (Score:2)
Cutting into signals... (Score:4, Funny)
*shhkt*
Johnny!. Don't you walk out on
*shhhkkt*
a caucasian male running down to
*shhkkt*
The LOVE boat...
*shhlkt*
suspect changing direction, now he
*shhhkkt*
was the president of the united states, saying
*shhhkt*
God dammit! where the hell is that
*shhkt*
sheik condom. Barely there for the most pleasure
=)
Re:Cutting into signals... (Score:3, Funny)
Patently gratuitous joke (Score:2, Offtopic)
Why did the chicken cross the turnpike?
To go down the shore for a grinder.
He didn't specify funny Joisy joke . . .
FCC regs... (Score:3, Informative)
This occurred with one cable TV station over in one town that i stayed in. They had brought up another channel into their lineup using AINCENT cable equipment that generated a harmonic with the City police's repeater and caused massive interference with their communications. The city immediately moved and filed a complaint with the FCC on this and the Gov't submitted a court order stating that the cable company shut down ALL services until this issue was cleared up. The channel was immediately shut down and the station was shifted to another channel that was more clearer and did not cause any further problems.
Re:FCC regs... (Score:2)
Re:FCC regs... (Score:2)
Re:FCC regs... (Score:2)
joizey accent? (Score:2, Funny)
Hey! We don't really tawk like that.
One man responded when asked... (Score:2, Funny)
Ok, that's it, I am suing (Score:2)
First there was the pumpkin PC, then the Dune book, and now a story that takes pertains only to NJ. I am officially suing slashdot for breach of contract.
Re:Ok, that's it, I am suing (Score:5, Funny)
First there was the pumpkin PC, then the Dune book, and now a story that takes pertains only to NJ. I am officially suing slashdot for breach of contract.
You must be new here.
Minor corrections... (Score:5, Informative)
"The article seems to suggest that as more TV stations go digital, more small-town police radio will be affected, as the digital signal is significantly stronger than analog..."
Actually, the type of modulation (digital or analog) has little to do with the signal "strength" (which is a function of transmitter power output, transmission line losses, and antenna design and orientation).
Now, with that said, digital modulation, being much closer to a square wave than an analog voice signal, is much richer in HARMONICS than said analog signal.
I've lost count of how many times I've heard interference from digital paging transmitters bleeding into ham radio repeaters. The harmonics from the digital modulation mix with the transmitter's carrier, and that of whatever other transmitters happen to be on the same hilltop, and close to the same frequency range. It sounds awful, and it looks even worse on a spectrum analyzer screen.
The problem may be correctable through (as others have pointed out) better receiver design, in terms of filtering, and good installation practices being followed where the transmitter and antenna system are concerned. Good filtering and modulation techniques at the transmitter end won't do any harm either.
Re:Minor corrections... (Score:2)
Speaking of funny, law enforcement in NJ probably fits that category. Back in Hudson County, the police used to get extra pay when their duty was to guard the bootleggers' beer pipeline. I once almost got thrown in the hoosegow for slander because I had asked a fellow if he was the police chief. He was. He didn't like the insinuation. The feds had just raided the various organized crime locations doing vice in his locale and had made sure that he knew nothing about it until after the mafiosos were locked up.
And it's not like these cops are just into big-money crime like drugs, gambling, and vice; they'll work with the local muggers and burglars to tip them about where your valuables are and what days you have the most cash in your till. Saddest place I ever lived.
Anyway, it's sad how many kids in NJ would like to marry mafia money.
Re:Minor corrections... (Score:3, Informative)
This is utter and total nonsense. The modulated RF signal is harmonic and spectrally in accordance by regulation. Digital modulation doesn't cause carrier harmonics (the two are unrelated) and the harmonics from the square wave digital (which cause sidebands or wider bandwidth depending on mode) are of course attenuated at base band before modulation is applied and/or filtered out.
After all, any energy wasted in "harmonics" is energy that is not available to carry information to the receiver. Digital modem designers (RF or otherwise) have known about this for approximately forever.
I've lost count of how many times I've heard interference from digital paging transmitters bleeding into ham radio repeaters. The harmonics from the digital modulation mix with the transmitter's carrier, and that of whatever other transmitters happen to be on the same hilltop, and close to the same frequency range. It sounds awful, and it looks even worse on a spectrum analyzer screen.
Again, this has nothing to do with the DIGITAL nature of the transmitters. Intermodulation is usually not a result of harmonics from the transmitter, but rather harmonics generated in your own receiver - totally independent of modulation mode. And yes, it does look ugly on a spectrum analyzer - whether it is digital or analog.
Insert Joisey-joke here. (Score:5, Funny)
Geena Davis: "Easy, sport. I got myself out of Beirut once, I think I can get out of New Jersey."
Sam Jackson: "Yeah, well don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed... The entire population, in fact."
Won't affect small towns very badly (Score:3, Interesting)
Jersey (Score:2, Funny)
-magic
Re:Jersey (Score:2)
Usefulness of the FCC (Score:2)
Allocations (Score:5, Informative)
A lot of innacurate information has been passed around here.
UHF communication frequencies generally go from 450-470 mHz and were fully populated years ago. What the FCC did is to allocate certain UHF TV channels to communications, in the 470-512 range; ie TV channels (not cable channels) 14-20 for communications use in certain areas. The areas in question are laid out in a plan, so that in some areas a certain channel is used for TV and and in some areas that same channel is used for communications.
This came about because in a given area you cannot have adjacent TV channels used by TV or they interfere with each other. Also, UHF TV was never really popular with broadcasters and many channels were loped off on the upper end (ch 70-88 as I recall).
Thus it is perfectly in accordance with the FCC plan to have Channel 20 allocated to TV in Boston and to communications in Southern New Jersy. Up to now, however, channel 20 was never used in Boston, it was empty and now has been allocated to digital TV.
Analog TV stations must convert to digital by a certain date (2006, but keeps slipping....). During the interim period, the station may transmit Analog on its present channel, and digital on the new channel. This is precisely what WCVB is doing. Eventually the station will be strictly digital on Channel 20 and the Analog VHF transmission will terminate.
East coast atlantic tropospheric ducting is common and radio hams and others are well aware of it; I am surprised the FCC did not take this into account when they allocated the channels. If I had to speculate, I would say that the FCC will require WCVB to reduce power, use a directional antenna or change channels - which may be tricky. This will be fertile ground for hordes of lawyers.
The joys of required digital tuners and broadcast (Score:3, Interesting)
As the FCC forces digital broadcast and begins to sell off the UHF and VHF ranges for communications equipment....what will happen if a TV station is still broadcasting.
For instance, in San Diego the local Fox affiliate actually has their broadcast tower in Mexico (they can get a permit for a stronger signal there). If a nationwide carrier developes communications equipment uses that part of the spectrum...their equipment won't work in San Diego.
How will the FCC control 'foreign' signals?
Re:The joys of required digital tuners and broadca (Score:2)
Sue the Consulting Engineer (Score:2)
The license application for the 8VSB signal had to have gone through an FCC attorney, who would want the engineering reviewed by a consulting engineer. This is partially the fault of the consulting engineer, and mostly the fault of the FCC in not anticipating tropo.
The irony is in the fact that digital television is supposed to be predicated on the television stations giving up their VHF allocations for other purposes. The other purposes are digital communications for public safety -- police.
So until the VHF channels are vacated and the equipment manufacturers actually have type-accepted equipment for the new bands, the police in this community are basically screwed.
Or maybe they need to get a STA (special temporary authorization) and retune their equipment and get a new frequency.
Does this mean... (Score:2, Troll)
I would RTFA, but... (Score:3)
However, I find this somewhat surprising. Most police band radios operate in the 800MHz trunking band, which is reserved just for that purpose.
I didn't think the FCC was allowing digital TV anywhere near those frequencies - in fact that is why UHF TV channels 68 and up (IIRC) were taken out of service - to make room for the public service trunking band.
I would guess that what probably happened was that the station in question was mixing with another signal, and spattering into the police band.
In all probability, the cops didn't hear what the station was transmitting - Jersey is using Motorola Astro trunking, perhaps even digital mode, so the cops' radios would simply have said "this isn't the signal I was looking for. Move along."
Does anyone have a link to a cache?
Re:"Insert Joisey-joke here. " -- NOT FUNNY (Score:2)
I live in San Francisco. I'm not gay, no dick goes in my ass, and I have a girlfriend.
You can make fat jokes about overweight computer programmers as long as they are funny. Not funny, and we'll have Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park sit on you while he "debugs" you. (Please note: any lack of humor in the previous joke was intentional)
Re:"Insert Joisey-joke here. " -- NOT FUNNY (Score:3, Funny)
Only in California do you have to state these as two separate items
Re:"Insert Joisey-joke here. " -- NOT FUNNY (Score:2)
Even my friends who live in Jersey make fun of Jersey.
Do you even know how to pump your own gas?
Tim
Re:"Insert Joisey-joke here. " -- NOT FUNNY (Score:2)
Re:"Insert Joisey-joke here. " -- NOT FUNNY (Score:2)
or make left turns? there are cloverleaves _everywhere_ in jersey, even on single lane roads. what the hell is up with that?
Pumping gas (Score:4, Informative)
Do you cook your own hamburgers/steaks when you go out and eat? - no someone doe sit for you.
NO,we learn other things (Score:2)
Get the idea
Don't mess with Jerseyans.
Re:"Insert Joisey-joke here. " -- NOT FUNNY (Score:2)
Anyway, since the WTC is down, the plan now is to build a 600-meter mast in NJ near the Statue of Liberty and have all the NYC area stations broadcast from there. So, NJ could retaliate pretty good. If they broadcast pictures of those NJ topless gas pumpers back to Boston, the New Englanders would be demoralized and surrender ASAP!
Jersey Gas Pumpers (Score:2)
I lived in another state for 4 years (College). Never did I sit in the car and wait endlessly for an attendant to come pump my gas, but I did do this: One day, I started pumping gas. Then I went into the store, did an ATM withdrawal, paid the clerk, maybe bought a sandwich or something, looked at the newspaper, walked out of the store, got in the car, and drove off...
SNAP!
Good thing that gas pumps actually have a connector that's designed to snap off in case an idiot like me drives off with the nozzle STILL IN THE TANK. I replaced the nozzle on the pump, kinda coiled up the hose next to it, and sped off.
Luckily, this was about a month before I moved back, so I never really had to use that gas station again. Of course, I drove past it a few times, and as far as I know it took at least a month to fix. And now, in Jersey, sometimes I get out of the car to pump gas, and everyone wonders what the hell I'm doing...
Re:"Insert Joisey-joke here. " -- NOT FUNNY (Score:2)
On a serious note, I do understand how you feel. When I went to school in Minnesota, all the tasteless Southern jokes really started to piss me off. I think it works like this:
Rule 1: Making fun of someone else's state is condescending and can piss people off.
Rule 2: Making fun of your own state is OK because, since you live there too, there's not so much condescention (how do you spell that?) involved.
Rule 3: It is always appropriate, no matter what the circumstance, to make fun of France and the French.
Steve
Re:"Insert Joisey-joke here. " -- NOT FUNNY (Score:4, Funny)
Make all the jokes you like about File Allocation Tables. See if we care. This is a Microsoft-bashing site after all.
Re:"Insert Joisey-joke here. " -- NOT FUNNY (Score:2)
How about we just make fun of people with no sense of humor instead?
If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
Re:"Insert Joisey-joke here. " -- NOT FUNNY (Score:2)
Because that's not fair. Poor quakeslut was born with no sense of humour whatsoever - a condition known as humerus absentis. That's right, quakeslut was born without a funnybone. He is a humourless git.
The modern world is a terribly confusing place for the humourless git. Everywhere they go and whoever they talk to, there are instances of humour to contend with. Take a moment, if you will, to step into the world of the humourless git.
You would never need more than one person to change a lightbulb. A priest, a minister and a rabbi would never be in the same room for any reason. And a pie fight is nothing more than a very messy waste of food.
As you have by now discovered, humourlessness is a serious problem in today's world, but even though there is no cure as yet, the condition need not be totally debilitating. Some humourless gits work within their disability to become productive members of society, although more often they are employed as accountants, politicians, corporate lawyers, parking inspectors, etc.
It may take years to develop a cure for humorlessness, but we are determined to find it. In the meantime, please support the Foundation to End World Humourlessness.
Please give, that they may laugh.
What's a 'git'? (Score:2)
Re:What's a 'git'? (Score:2)
BTW, how are things at the accountancy practice?
Re:Just desserts (Score:2)
A convenient place to make fun of?
Re:Just desserts (Score:3, Informative)
A place to put our toxic waste?
But seriously folks...
Jon Bon Jovi? Paul Simon? Allen Ginsburg? Jack Nicholson? Joe Piscopo? Kevin Spacey? Frank Sinatra? Meryl Streep? Ray Liotta? Michael Douglas? John Travolta? Elizabeth Shue (hubba hubba)? Jerry Lewis (ok, we could do without him...)
Thomas Edison? Irving Langmuir (Incandescent lamp)? Edmund Germer (Flourescent Lamp)? Lloyd Conover (Tetracycline)? James Hillier (Electron Microscope)? Donald Fletcher Holmes (Polyurethane)? Roy Plunkett (Teflon)? Lewis Sarett (Cortisone)? Vladimir Kosma Zworykin (Cathode-Ray Tube)?
First college football game (Rutger v. Princeton, 1869)? First organized baseball game? First pro basketball game?
Campbell's soup? Cranberry Sauce? Salt water taffy?
Electric guitar (Les Paul, 1940)? First submarine (1878)? First ferry (between Hoboken and Manhattan, 1811)? First brewery (Hoboken, 1642)?
No, I am not a Jerseyite. I live in Arizona and have never been to New Jersey. (Ain't the web wonderful? It's always good to learn new things - especially at my advanced age.) Of course, none of these things is enough to motivate me to vist.
Re:What frequency range are we talking about? (Score:2)
Re:PEOPLE FROM JERESY--STAND UP!! (Score:2, Funny)
Let the Jersey jokes continue!
Why are New Yorkers so damned Depressed?
B/C the light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
Re:PEOPLE FROM JERESY--STAND UP!! (Score:2)
Insert Simpsons Joke (Score:2)
Psychiatrist: Yes Mr. Sherman. Everything Stinks...
Re:fcc say "screw you" (Score:2)
VHF/UHF transmissions (those used by both digital TV and police) are nominally line-of-site. The time when this changes are due to weather phenomenon, i.e. temperature inversions. It is REAL common to communicate between Santa Barbara and San Diego (better than 200 miles) during the summer on VHF frequencies.
Periodically we also hear Hawaii through tropospheric ducting here on the west coast.
The FCC has set up systems to help keep users apart under normal circumstances. The likely answer is the cops are using an older system that needs to be moved. I'd be interested in finding out the frequency their on!