New Year's Eve Wrap-Up of Wrap-Ups 136
SkeeterMac writes "CNN ran an article today listing the top dubious achievements in personal computing for the year... raising again the point that PC speed can not be measured only in megahertz! Too bad the author doesn't think so, because they slam Apple for pricing the iMac around $1,500 for "chugging along at 700 Mhz"..."
cwill1004 writes "Mary Jo Foley has written up a set of predictions for Microsoft in 2003. She suggests that the tablet PC will be a bust, MSN gaining on AOL, and Microsoft getting more flak for its DRM (digital rights management) offerings, much like it did for the Windows Product Activation. It's on Microsoft Watch."
angkor links to Shift's "stupid web moments of 2002."
And the good news -- sulli writes "Just in time for New Year's, the New York Times (register now, use a workaround, or forever hold your peace) discusses at length the health benefits of alcohol. Prevent heart attacks, not with drugs or diet, but with a good California Zinfandel! Avoid strokes with a Perfect Gin Martini! Just don't overdo it, and you'll be fine - too much alcohol, like too much caffeine, has well-known effects. But in moderation, bottoms up!"
Update: 01/01 01:07 GMT by T : Here's another. An anonymous reader submits: "The BBC News has an amusing article titled the 'E-cyclopedia's glossary of 2002'. One wonders what future generations will make of our 'Bollotics' and 'Euronating'... Even Slashdotting gets a mention."
Happy new year! (Score:1)
Re: (Score:1)
Re:Tablet PC (Score:1)
Every hour? Hmm... (Score:2)
*eyes the pack of Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade*
Well, I'm late, I'm sure, but... why not? So... happy new year to the European folks out there, and to everyone else when it gets to them.
Re:Every hour? Hmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Dude you'll be sick before you get drunk.
Re:The MicroHertz myth? (Score:1)
For Christ's Sake! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:For Christ's Sake! (Score:2)
A user has given a Hypocrite (-1) moderation to your comment
Re:For Christ's Sake! (Score:1)
Wait... did he understand the sarcasm and just post his own; or is he a blissful boob? And is this just another sarcastic comment. Am i the moron, or should I just pretend that I'm being sarcastic. Well, as the little kid sez in that tootsie roll commercial, "the world may never know."
Re:For Christ's Sake! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:For Christ's Sake! (Score:1)
They have this notion that they can call me up and get technical support from me for free. That notion went, well, down the tubes. I expect to be treated better for New Year's.
This is the worse New Year's I have had since 1995, when I had to work at a lousy job which was giving me no hours, but expected me to work every holiday with them.
Ugh.
- Sam
Re:fuck new years (Score:4, Funny)
I'll drink to that.
Re:fuck new years (Score:1)
Re:Slashdot, YOU FAIL IT! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Slashdot, YOU FAIL IT! (Score:1)
Come again??? (Score:5, Funny)
What the hell does that mean? Oh, wait, you mean if it doesn't get
May be helpful for those who want to raise a glass to the New Year every hour on the hour.
I don't need a reason to raise my glass every hour. Its New Years Eve and I'm ranting on
If you were a real geek (Score:3, Funny)
Re:If you were a real geek (Score:1)
Come on, it's New Years Eve, why now make that [insert alcoholic beverage here]
of course not! (Score:2)
Re:of course not! (Score:1)
Re:Come again??? (Score:2)
Think about it - we can track the new year by watching the slashdot effect track its way around the globe in real-time. This is an unprecedented opportunity to see how the backbones hold up br region...
Re:Come again??? (Score:1)
http://www1.ietf.org/mail-archive/ietf/Cu
Happy New Years! -1 Redundant (Score:1, Redundant)
May we survive this one, too.
A courtesy, please (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A courtesy, please (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A courtesy, please (Score:1)
Instant karma, yeah.
Re:A courtesy, please (Score:2, Funny)
Last post? (Score:3, Funny)
Just a thought :)
Re:Last post? (Score:1)
Re:Last post? (Score:1)
Because binary is just funnier!
Another idea (Score:2)
Technically there are an infinite number of 12:01s (Score:2)
I hope you have your Fosters Oil Can and a Funnel!
For the new year, take a hint from our President! If you get pulled over, pass your alcohol poisoned self off as 'recovering from choking on a pretzel!' Watch the chucklefest begin!
(Drink safely, and don't drive wasted! What would I do without -1 Overrated and -1 Troll mods? I'd be unstoppable! So take care, you drunk bitches!)
Bullshit (Score:1)
Re:Technically there are an infinite number of 12: (Score:1)
Actually, that's *exactly* how it works (Score:2)
x,y,z,t. Not just a good idea. It's the law.
KFG
Re:Actually, that's *exactly* how it works (Score:3, Informative)
It used to be that each town had their own "official clock" for the town, kept usually at Town Hall or the biggest employeer, and all other clocks in that town were synced to that master clock. At that point, as you moved east or west the times between the towns would change gradually based on how far apart they were. Basically, there were an infinite number of time zones.
It wasn't until trains came along that "railroad time" became an issue... and the rest is history. Instead of having analog accuracy in our time zones anymore, we've gone digital.
Just be careful to maintain. . . (Score:3, Interesting)
For that matter, clocks don't even really measure what time it *is,* they really just measure the passage of time as a dynamic entity.
If you *really* want to know what "time" it *is* the best you can do is look up.
KFG
Or we could be reasonable (Score:1)
Re:Technically there are an infinite number of 12: (Score:2)
Let the vast right-wing conspiracy begin! ;)
Lets face it, the jellybean IS overpriced... (Score:3, Interesting)
when have they ever been cost effective? (Score:2)
Apple knows their machines are more expensive. They always have been, and probably always will be.
People buy them anyway.
People who are buying Macs are willing to pay more because they believe they're getting their money's worth.
Why is this so hard to understand?
Re:when have they ever been cost effective? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:when have they ever been cost effective? (Score:2)
Well, there are two types of Mac user. Type A are like Unix workstation users, they don't really care very much about computers for their own sake, they just want something to run their one or two key apps on.
Type B, easily recognized by their black polo-neck sweaters and overwhelming sense of smugness, are the other kind. They self-consciously buy Macs for the express purpose of sneering at PC users or indeed, anyone else they can.
Type A are Apple's cash cows, but Type B's are responsible for all the bad press Mac users get, even tho' they are the minority.
Expensive? Only comparatively... (Score:1)
Apple has trained people to trust their Macs, and they've done a great job of it too. It's like speaking a different language. If they can maintain the illusion that "learning the PC language" is tough and unrewarding, they will continue winning the minds of people who will then pay an arbitrarily high price to keep speaking Mac-ese.
What's your computer worth to you? How much would you pay for it if there was no other way to get one?
Re:Expensive? Only comparatively... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Lets face it, the jellybean IS overpriced... (Score:2, Insightful)
my imac (it's a gumdrop, not shaving mirror) fits together. I mean if you run your fingers over the seams, they are smooth and fit tightly.
My $150+ Antec case RATTLED like a bitch. The door doesn't fit right. I put some rubber in strategic places, and now it just annoyingly buzzes. Not to mention all the components in there are a slightly different shade of beige which screams "budget PC" to most people, even though it's definitely not that (at least when I built it a while ago).
Not to mention the noise.. my iMac is silent
the Mac is nice and soothing. the GUI is smooth and never has junk like incompletely drawn controls or bizarre 1x1 pixel windows or any of the other random junk that KDE pulls on me.
I figure, that's what I'm paying for, and I feel like I got my money's worth. Can't wait to get my Mac laptop next year.. been saving up for it.
The Gateway all-in-one is a joke though.. it dances around in the commercials but it can't be adjusted in any way except moved around on the desk. what the hell. light and flimsy two-tone plastic.
now, I hear yah, that shit doesn't matter on a computer.. well to some it does.. I know my rattler PC is under my desk out of sight while the iMac sits on top.
Re:Lets face it, the jellybean IS overpriced... (Score:1)
Yeah, whatever.
Re:Lets face it, the jellybean IS overpriced... (Score:1)
This particular Mac was made in 1996.
It has 16MB of RAM and runs at 180Mhz.
Oh, and the OS is System 7.6.1.
OK, So I can't (currently) run Mozilla. On the other hand, iCab, Opera, IE 5 (ugh) and Netscape 4.7 (ugh) run JUST FINE. As does Eudora 4.3.3. As does Graphic Converter, Adobe Acrobat 4, et al, etc.
My Apple LaserWriter 4/600PS works just fine on this old, slow computer. My Apple Color OneScanner works just fine, as does the OCR software I use with it.
I could go on.
The point is, this 7+ year old computer works just fine as it is. Were I to load it up with RAM, 128MB or so, OS9 would be just fine on it. I could even run OSX on it. It'd be slow as all get out, but it would run.
Apple hardware does have a higher initial cost. But, consider the useful working life of that hardware.
I can drop $60 or so of RAM into this, borrow the OS 9 install CDs from someone, install the Carbon libraries, and get another 4-5 or more years of useful life out of this old Mac, and than, instead of throwing it away, it'll become the backup computer to whatever Mac I'll have by then, as my Mac Performa 6300CD is now the backup to this Mac. (and the ancient Mac IIsi in the closet is the last resort backup machine. Eudora 3 and the current 68K version of iCab work just fine on it.)
So, if you want to buy a $300 MB or a kilobuck Gateway, where will it be in in 7 years? Will you be using it for anything other than a doorstop? WIll it still even boot?
Remember, you really DO get what you pay for.
Re:Lets face it, the jellybean IS overpriced... (Score:2)
Tim
Re:Lets face it, the jellybean IS overpriced... (Score:1)
"In 1996 you could get a Pentium 150 mhz and later on in the year a 200 mhz. You could still use that today with Windows 98 and IE or Linux and whatever. (My grandmother uses a 150 mhz with Windows 95 for her Internet. It works fine.) It's just that when you go the x86 way you can actually afford to upgrade, so you don't have to rationalize using a six year old computer"
Tim, I don't NEED to upgrade the hardware or OS on this old Mac of mine. 180Mhz, 16MB of RAM and System 7.6.1 is still working just fine, and it's working just fine with software more intended for much newer Macs.
For example, I'm using the latest version of iCab to view and interact with websites. When this Mac I'm using rolled off the assembly line, iCab hadn't even been thought of.
This Mac platform, 7 years later, is still working just fine. I might spend the money this year to install 128MB of RAm, OS 8 or OS 9 and possibly a USB 2/FireWire card in the PCI slot, as I'd like to mess around with digital photography, and a USB port is needed.
Now, Pay Attention! At the VERY MOST, I'll spend maybe $150 or so to do all that. A very modest sum of money, indeed, to dramatically increase the capabilities of this old computer. If I choose to do so. If I don't choose to do so, and stay at 16MB of RAM, this computer still works just fine and will continue to work just fine for the foreseeable future.
I don't need to upgrade to continue to do useful work with this computer.
A wee bit late.... (Score:1)
Re:A wee bit late.... (Score:2)
by lgftsa (617184) Alter Relationship on 2002.12.31 17:14 (#4991804)
It's 12:09pm 1/1/2003 here. This story is about 15 hours overdue.
Nope, you are 6+ hours early.
Adjusted for my timezone that is....
Health benefits of alcohol (Score:5, Interesting)
In other words, they suppressed information that would have reduced the number of people who died from this disease.
Nearly one million people died in 1999 from cardiovascular disease. [americanheart.org]
That's one in every 2.5 deaths.
Fucking unbelievable.
This goes well with the news that the government suppressed research into the marijuana's effectiveness in treating cancer. [projectcensored.org] Since the 1973 study talked about in the linked story, there have been three separate studies demonstrating that THC holds promise in reducing or eradicating tumors, but still the government virtually prohibits the research.
The total number of dead worldwide may be in the hundreds of millions.
I'm glad to see the slashdot editors consider this news, even if they didn't bother giving it its own berth. Good thing nobody introduced a new MP3 player today.
Re:Health benefits of alcohol (Score:3, Insightful)
So, approximiately 100,000 dead vs. potentially 1,000,000 saved.
I don't know. I still think they should've published the data. If they were really concerned about the unhealthy effects of alcohol they could have then published that data too.
There have also been a few studies. . . (Score:1)
I doubt you've seen that trumpeted about the newspapers today though.
Go figure.
KFG
What no references? (Score:1)
I found it remarkably easy. . . (Score:2, Funny)
KFG
Re:Health benefits of alcohol. NOT! (Score:1)
Yes, and these can be quite harmful at higher doses too, while like most things there are also some negative effects from consumption levels that help with heart disease.
It becomes a question of whether you're prone to the ailments they can help prevent or the ones they can help cause.
Hour by Hour ? A bit late (Score:2)
Slashdot are a little late on this then. I'm in Sydney and we have been in 2003 for the last 12 hours.
Re:Hour by Hour ? A bit late (Score:2)
Well get drinking then, man. You have another twelve glasses to go.....
Re:Hour by Hour ? A bit late (Score:2)
MJF's predictions on MS, E-cyclopedia... (Score:2)
The E-cyclopedia [bbc.co.uk] is worth a read too, although some of the words probably won't make sense if you don't live in the UK (eg. 'archery' refers to Jeffrey Archer, sent down last year for perjury).
PS. 2003 in da house! (UK)
Re:MJF's predictions on MS, E-cyclopedia... (Score:2)
You mean...you're from the future? Ack, don't tell us what happens, lest our actions change what's meant to be!
(don't mind me, I'm giddy from lack of sleep....)
amputated limbs?!? (Score:4, Funny)
From the NYT article on the beneficial health effects of moderate alcohol consumption:
Moderate drinking can help prevent strokes, amputated limbs and dementia.
I'm sorry, for a second there I thought that said... AMPUTATED LIMBS?!? I'd think the correlation between alcohol consumption and severed limbs would run the other direction. I mean, I grew up in white-trash East Texas and an informal study of most of my classmates seemed to indicate that those who had the highest alcohol consumption also tended to accidentally lose or damage appendages. Whereas I, who drank virtually none, still have... um... "all the parts God gave me."
I think you've misinterpreted this. (Score:1)
Then again, I could just be talking out of my hat.
2001: Part 2 (insert Bugaloo Refrence here) (Score:2)
Blah blah blah, they're not The Onion. Blah Blah blah, mentioned in the Wall Street Journal. Blah blah blah, shut up and read it [ridiculopathy.com].
2003 will be Metric Time! (Score:3, Funny)
Metric Time will herald a new dawn of productivity and quick figuring of time sheets.
Janet from Allentown says, "I've been waiting for metric time for 25.35 Decamonths! TeeHee!"
Let the celebration begin! (At exactly 0.01 days!) Metric Time is here!
Help! (Score:1)
let's keep each other posted.. I know I'm not the only geek with a keyboard within reach from my seat at the couch.
Happy New Year everyone, I'll be here all night, haha
I am watching Times Square, but WMP socks.. (Score:1)
What the hell are you guys talking about? (Score:2)
Sheesh, I just can't keep up with the rate of social change these days.
KFG
wow (Score:1)
oh wait
Help with drinking on Midnight? (Score:1)
Okay.. I'm lying.
*:*
Missing stupid web moment (Score:1)
It's NOT 2003, it's .... (Score:2)
tee hee, tee hee.
Re:It's NOT 2003, it's .... (Score:3, Informative)
As a Christian with numerous conservative fundamentalist friends and relatives, and who manages to keep straight the bizarre proclamations coming from the Big Hair Preacher Crowd, let me assure you that no conservative Christian believes this. You might find a few kneejerk populist readers of the National Enquirer that believe this, but they're a different kettle of fish.
Re:It's NOT 2003, it's .... (Score:1)
It's a joke. Laugh.
(Please note the Tee hee, indicating a giggle.)
Re:It's NOT 2003, it's .... (Score:1)
Oh - Christians - metaphorically fish. Or sheep. Silly Jehovah and his biblical mixed metaphors.
$1499 iMac? (Score:4, Informative)
Oh yeah, this iMac [apple.com] is a total rip off at $1,499.00... Wait, you mean the 700 MHz model is actually only $1,199.00 including CD-RW? Way to go, CNN.
IN ZEALOT SLASHDOT (Score:1, Funny)
Little late, aren't we? (Score:2)
That's NZST, dontchya know.
I'll Have The Last Foo (Score:1)
In my time zone, at least.
Doesn't seem nearly as profound now that my buzz has worn off.
Justin
Good. Californian. Wine. Pick any two. (Score:1)
That message brought to you by Miller Brewing co.? (Score:2)
As I've learned from experience, the "I don't like the taste of alcohol." excuse is usually met with "Well, neither do I, but I love how it makes me feel.". Well, guess what - it makes me feel light-headed and nauseous. Kudos to you if you enjoy that feeling - I don't.
As you can imagine, I'm not much for social gatherings where drinking is the primary activity. I honestly wish more people were mature enough to find better social common grounds than the vile substances they're putting into their bodies. Pop culture says otherwise.
You smoke, I smoke, I drink, me too, well good
Cause we gon get high tonight - Cam'ron "Hey Ma"
Screw pop culture. I'm a geek.
Not only on the hour (Score:2)
Last Post! (Score:1)
19.05 via NFS from a remote Linux machine in Paraguay doesn't seem to
get the background colors right, you'll know who to thank.
-- Matt Welsh
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Last Post! (Score:1)
and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals.
All are doing fine except a pair of snakes. "What's the problem?" says Noah.
"Cut down some trees and let us live there", say the snakes. Noah follows
their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes again.
Lots of little snakes, everybody is happy. Noah asks, "Want to tell me how
the trees helped?" "Certainly", say the snakes. "We're adders, and we need
logs to multiply."
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Well no, actually (Score:2)
Time zones are just a logical construct with no real basis in reality whose only function is to give the illusion that trains run on time.
If they DID there might even be a point to them. Why on earth do they print train schedules with times like "1:37" on them when we all know it's really "Half past one to two somthing or other, depending on the phase of the moon and whether the crick rose any during the night"?
KFG
Re:HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A CR@PPY NEW YEAR (Score:4, Funny)
Ya ya, sieg heil.