Superbowl XXXVII 927
So, if you're a good, patriotic American, you're certainly watching the Superbowl right about now. The dot-com ads should be pretty much absent this year, but perhaps there will be something more interesting than ads for recycled movies. Maybe even the game will be worth watching. :) Update: 01/27 17:02 GMT by T : Chardish writes "If you didn't catch the trailer for The Matrix: Reloaded on the Superbowl last night, it's now available for download."
Real-Time... (Score:3, Informative)
Matrix Revisited just played on TV. I assume it will be appearing here [warnerbros.com] soon...
Re:Real-Time... (Score:2)
Re:Real-Time... (Score:2)
GET it while it is hot
Re:Real-Time... (Score:2)
Matrix 2 & 3 teaser trailer, Quicktime and MPE (Score:3, Informative)
Mirrors for the MPEG-1 version are needed urgently.
Re:Real-Time... (Score:4, Funny)
Keanu Reeves: I know Kung Fu.
Alex Trebek: For the last time, no you don't.
And finally, Hilary Swank in a commanding lead with zero.
Connery, Reeves, Swank
Alex Trebek: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I thought we were done with this, but Regis Philbin, that mongrel idiot, decided to do a Celebrity Millionaire, and network competition being what it is, I stand before you, a broken and miserable man. Let's take a look at the scores. Sean Connery has set a new Jeopardy record for futility with...
Sean Connery: Suck on it Trebek. Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Alex Trebek: That's beautiful. You kiss your mother with that mouth.
Sean Connery: No, but I did something to your mother with this mouth! [ points to mouth ]
Alex Trebek: Why? Keanu Reeves has an impressive -$32,000.
Keanu Reeves: I know Kung Fu.
Alex Trebek: For the last time, no you don't. And finally, Hilary Swank in a commanding lead with zero.
Hilary Swank: Did I win? Because there's some people I need to thank.
Alex Trebek: Let's just take a look at the board. And the categories are: "Potent Potables"; "Foreign Flicks"; "Things Trebek Sucks"-wait! [ Connery is laughing. ] All right. [ Trebek walks over and takes down the hand-written "Things Trebek Sucks" sign. ] Let's continue..."Potpourri"; "Hot or Cold"; "What Ears Do"; "Is This A Hat"-that's where I name and object, and you tell whether or not it's a hat. And finally, "Colors That End In Urple". Hilary Swank, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Hilary Swank: I'm a girl you know.
Alex Trebek: [ shakes head ] Let's just go with Foreign Flicks for $800. [ Connery buzzes in. ]
Sean Connery: Ursula Andress.
Alex Trebek: What?
Sean Connery: Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo, twice.
Alex Trebek: That's Foreign Flicks, Mr. Connery. Foreign Flicks. Mr. Reeves, why don't you pick?
Keanu Reeves: I shall take Balloons for $800, if you please.
Alex Trebek: That's not a category.
Keanu Reeves: My mistake. I shall choose Balloons for $600.
Alex Trebek: I tell you what, let's do Colors That End in Urple. For $800. This color ends in "urple". [ Swank buzzes in. ] Hilary Swank.
Hilary Swank: What is light urple?
Alex Trebek: [ shakes head ] Wow. [ Reeves buzzes in. ] Keanu Reeves.
Keanu Reeves: I will venture a guess. Who is Jaleel White?
Alex Trebek: What?
Keanu Reeves: Is that not the gentlemen who played Urple, the humorous fellow with the glasses who loves cheese?
Alex Trebek: That's Urkel! [ Connery buzzes in. ] Oh good, Mr. Connery wants to say something.
Sean Connery: I thought of some more foreign ladies I snogged.
Alex Trebek: Let's just go to Hot or Cold for $400. And it's a Video Daily Double. Here goes nothing. Please take a look at your video monitors. [ screen shows Ricky Martin and two dancers. They start dancing. ]
Ricky Martin: It's me! Come on, Ricky Martin! Come on! [ music starts ] Oh my! In this cup there's some hot tea! It's hot hot hot! Watch! [ takes a sip ] Yow! Hot hot hot! So the answer is: Hot hot hot! or cold. Hot hot hot! or cold. Come on! Hot hot hot! [ video fades ] [ no one buzzes in. ]
Alex Trebek: None of you knows. No one can figure out if the hot tea is hot or cold. [ Reeves buzzes in. ] Thank God! Keanu Reeves.
Keanu Reeves: Is it iced tea?
Alex Trebek: [ agitated ] No! It's hot tea!
Keanu Reeves: Well, then I have no idea.
Alex Trebek: Let's just go to Final Jeopardy. The category is...oh come on, why would they do this? The category is Famous Mothers.
Sean Connery: [ laughs ] My day has come! [ keeps laughing ]
Alex Trebek: [ rips card ] I'm not going to give you the satisfaction. [ Connery stops laughing. ] The new category is Anything. Write anything. [ music starts ] Just write. Use your arm, hand, and special pen, and move the pen around. Scribble if you want to, just make some kind of mark. [ music stops ] OK, let's get this over with. Sean Connery, you wrote down: Below. I don't know why you wrote that, but technically that's a correct answer. You did write something. Let's see what you wagered: Me. Below Me. [ Connery laughs ] Below Me...I don't get it.
Sean Connery: Oh, I'll bet you do, you Canadian ponch. [ slaps Trebek on the head. ]
Alex Trebek: Proud day for you and your family. Keanu Reeves, you look rather pleased. Let's see what you wrote down: [ a blank screen is revealed ] Nothing. The question was write anything, and you got it wrong. I'm speechless. Let's see what you wagered: Eleventy billion dollars. That's not even a real number.
Keanu Reeves: Yet.
Alex Trebek: That's simply amazing. And finally, Hilary Swank.
Hilary Swank: Thanks Alex. I'm so honored to have been here today, there's so many people I have to thank. [ camera shows a sobbing Chad Lowe in the audience. ] I couldn't have done it without Alex Trebek, the incredible cast and crew of Jeopardy, my publicist who is a beautiful human being...that's it.
Alex Trebek: Touching. That's all for Jeopardy; Regis, you can have them. Good night. [ Connery pushes Trebek as he walks by. ]
Re:Matrix Trailer (Score:3, Insightful)
The first movie had creative shots that looked cool, and they came up with a brilliant, cheap way to get them. Now they're doing fucked-up shit for the sole reason of making the effects so overblown and expensive that nobody can reproduce them. Crazy-flips with guns: good. Agent Smith buckling the front-end of a speeding car into the ground as if he weighed about 6 tons: bad. I liked the first movie because they kept the CGI unobtrusive. Now they've got Neo with this pole thing flipping around like a rubber doll tied to a power drill. I'm hoping that's just going to be an effect of the TV, or an unfinished shot they spit out for the ad, but I was hoping that with Spiderman too. (the rest was pretty good though, I'll admit, that and the flying thing were the only two that looked generated, and I don't know how you make flying look realistic anyway.)
I'm getting pissed off about CGI these days. I watch Jurassic Park and the CG effects are better than Spiderman. They're better than SW2, they're better than the fucking Hulk by about a century. How the hell did they get dinosaurs to work fabulously, but Titanic can manage to make a frikkin' flat piece of metal look computerized for about 4 times the budget? I'm thinking that a lot of the stuff recently is just about trying to computer-generate people, and that I'm a lot less forgiving about wierdness in familiar objects, but if that's the case then they shouldn't be doing it when it's unecessary.
Maybe, no, definately I'm a little too critical here, but I'm sure there's other people out there who are irritated when they can tell it's CGI. CG lets directors do basically anything, and it only looks a little off, but I'm still waiting for either myself to get used to it, the technology to get better, or the directors to get over the coolness and use it a little less liberally.
Alright, I'm done, feel free to point out the errors of my angst.
Not to be a troll here but... (Score:5, Insightful)
Tone down the crazyness, things that have been a part of American culture do not necessarily mean they are thru-and-thru patriotic.
Re:Not to be a troll here but... (Score:5, Funny)
What are you, a terrorist?
Re:Another for those keeping score at home posts (Score:4, Interesting)
This poster, created in 1943 by Weimer Pursell, depicts a well-to-do man riding in his 1940s convertible alone, save for a ghostly visage of Hitler riding next to him. The text, "When you ride ALONE you ride with Hitler!" is emblazoned above him, while below reads, "Join a Car-Sharing Club TODAY!" The effect today, in peacetime, is rather amusing.
An image of the poster can be found at:
http://www.archives.gov/exhibit_hall/powers_of_pe
It's very simple! (Score:5, Insightful)
If you don't believe me, check how much 10 seconds of superbowl publicity cost.
Re:It's very simple! (Score:2)
Commercialism does not bend and change for who is in power or what is 'right', it just englufs the current mood as well, and still profits.
Re:It's very simple! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Not to be a troll here but... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not to be a troll here but... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not to be a troll here but... (Score:3, Insightful)
So, if your country is not bombed yet - it's a matter of time and it will be. Just stay in the line and wait for your turn patiently.
I wonder, will USA recycle already bombed countries to the far end of the evil axis or there is another rule how to treat them?
Re:Not to be a troll here but... (Score:5, Funny)
War Sucks (Score:5, Insightful)
And then Argentina scored big against a British destroyer and people died who probably didn't need to, good cause or not.
If you are that gung-ho about another Iraqi war, then get your ass down to a recruiting station right the fuck now. With 8 weeks Basic + 8 weeks 11B training you might just finish in time to see this war up close and personal.
As for me, I've done time in Uncle Sam's Army. I've got friends in theater. Trust me, it ain't no national football game.
Re:Not to be a troll here but... (Score:5, Funny)
In this post-columbine, post-9/11 time, we must think of the children!
If you don't watch the superbowl, you're supporting terrorism!
You know you want to watch, because it's what jesus would do...
Did i forget any?
Re:Not to be a troll here but... (Score:2)
Re:Not to be a troll here but... (Score:5, Funny)
Get a life.
Re:Not to be a troll here but... (Score:5, Informative)
I don't believe in God or Gods, and in fact quite strongly disbelieve in his/her/their existance, but the possibility remains that he/she/they exist, despite my disbelief.
An atheist believes that it is possible to KNOW that God does NOT exist.
A theist believes that it is possible to KNOW that God DOES exist.
An agnostic believes that it is impossible to know.
This definition was first explicated by Betrand Russell's, and I am fond of it.
The definitions are contradictory if taken literally, but most Christians tell me that I will burn in hell whether I call myself an atheist or an agnostic, for both guarantee my damnation. Oh, well. So I am pragmatic about it; while I KNOW that he/she/they do not exist, I realize that I really know nothing of the sort, which leads me to technical agnosticism, but with an atheists soul (except that I don't beleive in the soul...).
Re:Not to be a troll here but... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Not to be a troll here but... (Score:3, Insightful)
Ya, those Al-Qaeda members in Afghanistan didn't deserve it. Bush was just bullying them. Neither did the Taliban, Bush was just being too arrogant there.
You'd think Bush would've learned by now...but nope. He wants to bomb an insane murderous dictator. The guy only tortures anyone he doesn't like, gasses his own people, and attacks neighboring countries the first chance he gets.
What'll he do next? Go after North Korea's Kim Jong Il? I mean, what has that guy ever done? Starving to death millions of his people, and brutually torture, imprison, and execute hundreds of thousands more. [msnbc.com] How dare Bush call that guy "evil". It ruins dialouge between our nations.
Its rantings like yours ruin integrity for any peace movements. Trying to paint Bush as a terrible person while completely ignoring these evil governments who torture and murder millions is simply ignorant and ridiculous.
Re:Not to be a troll here but... (Score:4, Interesting)
Oh stop being ridiculous. Have you seriously heard anyone (besides Chomskyites) complaining about the war in Afghanistan?
I only have three complaints about the way we've handled Afghanistan:
You'd think Bush would've learned by now...but nope. He wants to bomb an insane murderous dictator. The guy only tortures anyone he doesn't like, gasses his own people, and attacks neighboring countries the first chance he gets.
What'll he do next? Go after North Korea's Kim Jong Il? I mean, what has that guy ever done? Starving to death millions of his people, and brutually torture, imprison, and execute hundreds of thousands more. How dare Bush call that guy "evil". It ruins dialouge between our nations.
Ha! I wish the Bush Administration would go after North Korea! Instead we quietly acknowledged NK as a nuclear power and dropped the issue, while still focusing on the "evil" and "weapons of mass destruction" in Iraq. Saddam might have a couple barrels of VX stashed somewhere, but Kim Jong Il is starting a nuclear weapons program right in our faces! Where is our reaction to that? Is mere consistency too much to ask for? Does demanding a logical foreign policy mean I'm unpatriotic? The Bush Administration's unprepared, incoherent, and contradictory behavior toward North Korea in the past several weeks has no doubt convinced them that we're a nation led by distractible pussies. They've probably been waiting years to restart that reactor, hoping that a president with a one-track mind like this one would come along.
Its rantings like yours ruin integrity for any peace movements. Trying to paint Bush as a terrible person while completely ignoring these evil governments who torture and murder millions is simply ignorant and ridiculous.
It's not unreasonable to hold the President of the United States to a much higher standard than a Third World dictator. I'm sure the president can hold a C-average in a class with the likes of Hussein and Kim Jong Il, but that's an absurdly low expectation.
And the question isn't whether "Bush is a terrible person" anyway. It isn't about whether "Saddam Hussein is a terrible person" either! What everyone wants to know is, what is the justification for war? Why is it being sold to us so strongly? (If you think this is really about "weapons of mass destruction"- a marketing term if there ever was one- you're as stupid as they figured you'd be.) Why are we starting an optional war? What is the reason for it?
No. (Score:2, Flamebait)
Patriotic Americans are hopefully in the Gulf region, getting ready to fight for what they believe in and hopefully die there as well, leaving America up to run by less violent, more rational Americans who aren't so keen on playing "world cop" by bombing third world countries and overthrowing various democratic goverments.
This counts for you couch-patriots as well.
Needed to vent for a bit, the phrase "patriotic Americans" equals "nazi Germans" to me and allot of other people I know. The people aren't wrong, the idea is.
Re:No. (Score:2)
Nice trolling.
I'll bite: These Americans may have every reason to believe that waging war is necessary here.. Sometimes war is the rational choice (See the loss of Chechoslovakia pre-WW II).
Re:No. (Score:4, Interesting)
I do not need to fight nor to die to "do" what I believe in.
Think about that one...
i'm rooting for the team with the highest score (Score:5, Funny)
Re:i'm rooting for the team with the highest score (Score:2)
Thank God... (Score:2, Funny)
Thank God, I'm not an American. I don't know anyone willing to sit through 4 hours of "Pre-Game", 3 hours of the game, then another 2 hours of "Post-Game Wrap-up".
Is all that really necessary?
Re:Thank God... (Score:5, Funny)
2 hours of "Making of Lord of the Rings", then 3 hours "Lord of the Rings" followed by an hour of "Behind the Scenes of LOTR" on cable.
Different strokes for different folks.
Re:Thank God... (Score:5, Funny)
Cruel. Just cruel. (Score:5, Funny)
I just spent two valuable minutes looking for this on TV, you insensitive clod!
The best I could find was FOTR on Starz.
Dammit.
Re:Thank God... (Score:2)
Re:Thank God... (Score:2, Funny)
Now, after you've been practicing wasting time and calling unneccessary bets on the outcome of the game, you can actually watch it! Of course, the actual game is redundant, mindless, and about as fun to watch as drying paint, but that's what it means to be an American!
Then after you've gained 10 kg due to overeating (and lost 10% of brain mass due to watching the game), you can watch the Post-Game Wrap-up! This is what you've waited your entire life for! But of course, you first must see what dazed and confused person has just won Publishers Clearings House! Aren't you glad for them?! The mystical Post-Game Wrap-up is where you get to watch the game all over again! Not the entire game, mind you, but all of the exciting parts where things happen! Like the time where some guy drops the ball, and then someone else grabs it! It's incredibly unpredictable, even the fifth time around.
Finally, after the Post-Game Wrap-up, you can relive it all next morning on the local news! What a deal!
Re:Thank God... (Score:5, Funny)
Pre-game starts, you gather with the friends, and beer and nachos come out.
Game starts, bets are already placed, you settle down and start watching the commercials-er, game. Nachos are finished, sixth beer is opened.
By half-time, you're drunk and full, Twain is showing her stomach, and the No Doubt chick looks like she's been hanging out with Courtney Love too much. She looks thrashed. You take a nap.
Post-game show is up. You get to find out what you missed whilst napping, but you're too groggy to remember.
Following morning, you watch the news to get the highlights of the game, in order to fit in with the water-cooler crowd at work.
This is American Football. God bless us all.
Re:Thank God... (Score:2, Insightful)
Anyway, nobody's forcing you to watch it all. Just work out when it starts and do something else the rest of the time.
BTW, Eric Idle is on Channel Five's coverage for some reason.
Beer Will Get Them Through (Score:2)
Re:Thank God... (Score:3, Funny)
Just consider it a really strange religious ritual. Sort of like the old Latin Roman Catholic mass. Merely sitting through it without falling asleep provided tons 'o grace
Forgive the obvious question... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Forgive the obvious question... (Score:3, Informative)
In the last few years, we always talked about the
BTW, Only
Re:Forgive the obvious question... (Score:5, Funny)
As we all know from various movies and television shows (Revenge of the Nerds?), geeks don't like sportts.
Its a natural extension of our general hatred of the Jocks...
Lets go back to building our robots and reading about math.
Re:Forgive the obvious question... (Score:5, Insightful)
And the Formula 1! Man, talk about technology. It's a geek's dream sport. Fast cars, cutting edge technology, stuff blowing up now and then, things being measured in thousandths of a second.
Not all geeks hate sport. Not all countires have the same jock/geek class seperation at school that US movie makers love screaming and dancing about, either.
Re:Forgive the obvious question... (Score:5, Insightful)
This is why formula 1 is even less prominent in the US. When something as small as
Re:Forgive the obvious question... (Score:2)
Only if we could bet with our mod points...(not that I have any, but still.)
Re:Forgive the obvious question... (Score:3, Insightful)
So far, it's the same old stuff (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:So far, it's the same old stuff (Score:5, Interesting)
If you're referring to the game itself as being violent, it often is. If you were trying to sound cool by quoting John Lennon in order to condemn American Football, I'd pick another person if I were you. Lennon quite enjoyed our game, going so far as joining Howard Cossell in the booth for Monday Night Football one time. He was impressed with the whole spectacle of it all, and didn't seem to mind the rough aspect of the game.
'real' football. (Score:2)
However, it's just background noise. The gf and I are currently sitting on the couch and studying conversational Brazilian Portuguese.
It will be so nice to live in a country that plays real football.
Tchau.
Ozzie (Score:5, Funny)
All I can say is F*** that.
Re:Ozzie (Score:2, Funny)
commercials are lame ass. Hear that, marketroids?
LAME ASS! Wow, I didn't think the Oz would sink
that low. And when's the Oz gonna take the clippers
to the poofy hair on that pudgeball son of his? At
least we didn't have to hear Kelly Ozbourne sing
(whew!)...
Super Bowl... bah humbug!
Re:Ozzie (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, it's a real shame that Ozzie is finally caving in to the corporate pressure and going mainstream and commercial. What's next, Britney Spears doing a Coke commercial? What is this world coming to when artists give in to big corporate interests like that in order to profit?
I hate sports. (Score:2)
Whatever
Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
The what? (you insensitive clod)
The StupidBowl? (Score:2)
Football is just grown men playing a boys game. Nothing better than grabass over an oblate sphere.
One good thing: I've caught up on my USENET reading and some much missed sleep this weekend.
Re:The StupidBowl? (Score:2, Funny)
The Matrix Reloaded (Score:3, Informative)
Coverage outside of the US (Score:3, Interesting)
Game itself is not so exciting yet, had more fun during the World Series.
Well, chalk up another un-american point for me. (Score:2, Interesting)
This is one year that I don't mind being unpatriotic. When we start associating patriotism with supporting war -- count me out. But this is not the only reason I don't care about how people think of guys who don't watch sports. The main reason is that I have better things to do with my life than worry about what other people think. Besides that, it would be more painful to watch the freaking game than to deal with explaining why I don't watch it. And lastly... the type of people I would watch it with don't really make-up the type of people I like to hang out with.
Three hours talking trash with trailer-trash; no thanks.
My predictions for the superbowl: (Score:4, Funny)
Right now I think it's a tie between FedEx and the matrix trailer, but who knows what will happen. It's wide open.
And why oh why can't they just get John Madden stuffed. No one wants to hear what he has to sais. It's his face and his fat ass that he gets paid for.
I'm not patriotic (Score:2)
And I run viral software.
Why the hell is the season in the fall and winter? I would think that an outdoor sport would be best played during the late spring through early fall.
Michael, relax the rants please (Score:2)
In all fairness, the other editors seem apolitical. Perhaps Michael should follow their example.
The dumbification of /. (Score:2, Insightful)
Recently we've had "SOHO", "Crop circles", and now this. All "posted by Michael", BTW. What next? "What happened on the last episode of 'Friends'"? "Crossing over, with Michael"? "Psychic hotlines - how they've helped me"? "Methods for selecting lottery numbers"? "Best use for that old washing machine in the back yard and the car up on blocks"? "Naming my 6th child - Lerleen, Billy-bob, Sue-anne or Scout"?
Anyway, it's lucky Michael told me about the Superbowl, I might not have heard about it otherwise. Sigh.
Re:The dumbification of /. (Score:4, Funny)
You've been here since Slashdot really was NFN, STM, and yet you're just now figuring out that Michael's an idiot?
How about deselecting his name under "Exclude stories from the Homepage" (Preferences -> Homepage) and saving yourself the grief?
Yeah I'm sure... (Score:5, Insightful)
Geeks like to think they are so open minded and forward thinking. The reality is you will be hard pressed to find a more closed-minded group of people if you tried.
Re:The dumbification of /. (Score:4, Insightful)
Yeah... great... what are you, fourteen? What do you suggest? That we concoct some crazy scheme to get back at the principal and the jocks?
I'm sorry but US football is a thrilling and complex game that is both viceral and intellectual.
But instead you decided to relegate it to some stupid stereotype of Big Dumb Hicks. Grow up.
Superbowl - what a rip (Score:5, Funny)
Wait... (Score:2)
Wait, wasn't that last year?
Recycled what? (Score:2)
How about a recycled story [slashdot.org] instead, then?
Please send help. (Score:5, Funny)
I am hosting a small Superbowl gathering at my residence. However, I have come upon a true crisis:
We've run out of Nacho Cheese Dip.
Now, let me explain the situation a little further. I am posting from my kitchen, and outside are two pregnant ladies, three 250+ pound men, and an eight year old child, with his paintball gun that his oh-so-intelligent father was so quick to buy him.
If I don't come back with something, there will be a "conflict". And by "conflict" I mean it in the same way the Israeli-Palestinian situation is a "conflict".
This is where you come in: Send Nacho Cheese.
My girlfriend and I are armed only with a few cans of Keystone Light. Please. We don't want to die.
Re:YYYYoouurrrrr in luckkkkk (Score:5, Funny)
ttttteeeeee AAAaaaCCCCCCcccccc
[author of cheesedip over IP protocol]
High Def Quality (Score:2)
The good news is that the movie previews are in HD with 5.1 sound. That's a nice addition.
AT&T mLife commercial... (Score:3)
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Halftime Show (Score:5, Funny)
Re:About the singing... (Score:3, Funny)
You were watching her mouth?
Ha Ha Loser test and you all failed! (Score:3, Funny)
Ha ha! You all failed by posting and reading comments here! Ha Ha.. err.. ha.. err... *cough* err..
Shania was lip syncing, I'm sure of it. (Score:5, Insightful)
I only watched the half-time stuff, then turned back to Fear Factor.
Good Book (Score:5, Informative)
Well worth checking out. It'll also help your Madden 2K3 or NFL2K3 game against your friends.
Matrix:Reloaded Download (Score:4, Informative)
320, ~8MB [aol.com]
640, ~25MB [aol.com]
I'm doin' my part. (Score:5, Funny)
Now, what's more American than that? I got a gun, my beer, and a football game.
You need a cover sheet on your TPS reports!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Classic. Worth watching the whole game just for that commercial.
Office Linebacker (Score:3, Informative)
Direct Links to TV spots (Score:3, Informative)
Vacation WMV [speedera.net] MOV [speedera.net]
Mind Games WMV [speedera.net] MOV [speedera.net]
Who are the ad wizards... (Score:3, Interesting)
Are tax dollars paying for this garbage?
This is the organization that last year told us bald-faced that buying any illicit substance is tantamount to buying plane tickets and box cutters for terrorists.
Recently, their ads have shown that 1/3 of all marijuana use results in shooting a friend in the face, running over kids on bikes, rape, or (slightly more realistically) arrest. Replace weed with alcohol and the commercials make a lot more sense.
This time, for the Superbowl, 'Drugs pay for Terrible Things'- a man on a subway is confronted by murdered innocents that died indirectly because of his casual drug use. I guess I shouldn't give the pizza boy a tip, or any money to anybody ever- because somewhere down the line it might be used for buying drugs and cause the deaths of untold people and it'll be COMPLETELY MY FAULT. It would be great to live in a world were I could know for certain that my spent money will never be used for something disagreeable to me, or unlawful, but it's not going to happen- the best thing is not to pay suspect organizations and individuals directly, but I can't guarantee everyone who meets my criteria will share my good judgement in their own purchases.
Cluelessness is not an anti-drug...
Re:Who are the ad wizards... (Score:3, Insightful)
Super Bowl Commercials & Animal Commercials Li (Score:3, Interesting)
Super Bowl commercials with animals [usatoday.com].
This Discussion Prohibited (Score:3, Insightful)
Seriously though, isn't there a law against providing inaccurate legal advice? I mean, they can't wish away Fair Use (in analog anyhow, but I digress) but they sure represent that it's illegal.
The thing I enjoyed the most about the Superbowl (Score:5, Funny)
I am an American (Score:4, Insightful)
I do not enjoy football. I think your statement about patriotism is misplaced.
Patriotism is voting not only on big election days, but on primarys as well.
Patriotism is not littering.
Patriotism is volunteering for Habitat for Humanity.
Lots of things are patriotic, football is just a professional sport, like many other professional sports, It does not show Love of country; devotion to the welfare of one's country; the virtues and actions of a patriot; the passion which inspires one to serve one's country.
Re:First post! (Score:2)
Well, I can see how that came off as a troll. I didn't mean it that way, I was trying to make a crack about the lack of a first post.
Sorry dudes. I guess I blew it when it wasn't funny!
Re:First post! (Score:2)
Heh thanks man, but I think it did deserve a troll moderation. Like I said, I blew the delivery.
So.. what'd we argue about?
Re:First post! (Score:3, Interesting)
Do you hate football, or televised pro football?
I've been reading a lot of generalized anti-sports comments, much of which comes from people who are badmouthing/bandishing stereotypes about. What is this, thw Twilight Zone? Nerds hating sports IS a stereotype, people!
Myself, I love "football" (the American variety) and football (the "world" variety). I used to be a mean linebacker in school; took out guys twice my weight all the time ("Was that a legal tackle?" they'd mumble through the blood on their faces.. Heh..) and could kick the ball into the stratosphere. Later, I developed an affinity for football (Americans will recognize it as "soccer"); played for a former world cup champion, no less!
I was a goal tender until my eyesight became prohibitive. I also used to love getting down and dirty. I ran fast like a mo'fucker, and I could slide tackle a guy at ten yards and walk away with the ball.
Eyesight failing, I took up smoking, and running fast was no longer an option. But while I was in shape, I had a bloody ball - and I had my own home LAN at the same time. An XT and a 286 joined with a null-modem cable (paralell, for the extra speed) comprised my BBS and file server. A 286 laptop with a mono screen for reading mail and scripting the BBS.
Sure, I had a shitty time in elementary school; so did a lot of people. I got through it and found my passion in life. A lot of people can't make that claim; including a lot of the popular kids, the jocks, and any number of other stereotypes. Periodically I'll revisit my old classmates while they're serving me fries (with gravy, please).
So if you people are scorned over being called a "nerd" or a "geek" (titles I wear proudly today, because they allow me to demand a high rate of pay and respect from clients and co-workers alike), get over it. Life's a bitch. Being young can, and often does suck. That's what growing up is about - learning how to deal with things, including society.
As for the game, no, I won't be watching it. The baseball strike was the last straw for me as far as pro sports are concerned (I did love the Jays going it two years in a row, and Brazillia over Italy in the World Cup was beyond amazing). But you won't find me sitting here bitching about it.
Maybe some of you couch-potato whiners should get to a world cup, gray cup, stanley cup, world series or superbowl party some time and see what a blast social interaction can be. Then knock it, but wait until the hangover's gone first. (If you don't have one, you weren't at the right party)
Re:Did that Matrix trailer 0wn of what?!?! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Superbowl Sunday... Great (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.snopes2.com/science/stats/superbwl.h
Do you have any other questions?
The ONLY football game that mattered (Score:2)
The Ohio State Buckeyes are the national champions and any other game doesn't matter. And just because I went there (B.Sc. '78 and M.Sc. '80 both in Math) and I'm just a little bit prejudiced when it comes to this subject doesn't matter!
Re:WTF IS ON MADDEN'S SHIRT? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The Matrix (Score:3, Informative)
Re:and the point is? (Score:5, Insightful)
I happen to like (American)football. I'm not a jock per se, but I do play sports.
Christ, can we get a clue in here?
Re:Actually (Score:5, Funny)
Sorry.