"Clone Wars" Cartoon Shorts on Cartoon Network 233
snilloc writes "Starwars.com announces that Cartoon Network will carry "Star Wars: Clone Wars" cartoon shorts in order to bridge the gap between Episodes 2 and 3. I guess this means we won't be seeing the Clone Wars in Ep3, as many of us had hoped. On the bright side, we get our SW fix in twenty 2-3 minute shorts. We can only hope against hope that they won't suck."
Would this classify... (Score:4, Funny)
More like (Score:4, Funny)
Episode 3: $tar Wars $alvage operation (Score:2, Insightful)
What a friggin rip!!!! (Score:1)
Re:What a friggin rip!!!! (Score:2)
Re:What a friggin rip!!!! (Score:2)
Re:What a friggin rip!!!! (Score:2)
i kinda expect a lot of veiled attacks on george bush, actually. in keeping with lucas' record of veiled jabs at politicians he doesn't like. but that's really another topic.
Hope... (Score:1)
That's what I'm thinking... They never seem to get these kind of things quite right...
Re:Hope... (Score:2)
Using CG and popular actors are the two biggest flaws of the last two films. Stop-motion photography was much more convincing because you can't fake all the subtleties of real life that make it real.
It's hard to believe a movie in another place and time when you have all these well-known actors and actresses in the movies. Get rid of them! You don't see David Hasselhoff in the Lord of the Rings, do you? Sheesh.
Re:Hope... (Score:2)
Re:Hope... (Score:2)
So what's the difference between Star Wars' CG and LOTR CG? Why is LOTR' so much better? Or is it? (It must be - I'm not complaining about it
Re:Hope... (Score:2)
Yeah, if the first movie back in '77 had used a well known actor to play that Kenobi guy it would have ruined everything.
cop out (Score:5, Insightful)
This is horribly stupid (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:This is horribly stupid (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:This is horribly stupid (Score:3, Insightful)
How many commercials can you stick in a 2-3 minute cartoon?
The answer is anywhere from 3 to 6. I will use Hockey Night in Canada's Coach's Corner as an example:
Actually, even after the closing theme and display of Ford logo, they show a (you guessed it) Ford commercial, so you could count that as a seventh commercial, but if you're like me by then you've already changed the channel. It's not much of a stretch to apply the same methodology to a 3 minute cartoon.
Re:This is horribly stupid (Score:2, Insightful)
A. Cartoon network is probably paying for the rights to air these.
B. These will be compiled onto DVD and released a few weeks/months before Ep 3.
C. The compiled version will probably be played on TV right before Ep3 comes out.
Re:Obscure??? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Obscure??? (Score:2)
George Lucas started the Star Wars thing, but he's fucked it all up and no longer deserves to steer his monopoly franchise.
Copyright law gives too much power to artists who have left their prime. Free derivative works for the people!
Re:Obscure??? (Score:2)
You are correct. It is cool on the same level as Britney Spears music and the Johnny Mnemonic movie. To prove my point, imagine Ep2 starring Keanu Reeves and Britney. It would not be worse. It might even be better.
That amount of cool doesn't really beat smoking a huge fatty and masturbating. If it's not cooler than smoking a huge fatty and masturbating, I'm not spending my money on it.
Re:Obscure??? (Score:3, Informative)
You're right. To anyone living outside the US it's non-existent. That's EVEN BETTER.
Re:Obscure??? (Score:2, Informative)
To anyone living outside the US it's non-existent.
BZZZZT! I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
While I was living in England the Cartoon Network was available on cable. Dexter's Laboratory, Pinky and the Brain, the whole lot.
Re:Obscure??? (Score:2)
dave
Re:This is horribly stupid (Score:2)
Re:This is horribly stupid (Score:5, Funny)
99% of StarWars fans are going to watch them over the internet, download them, burn them to CD, burn them on the back of their retinas, memorize them, act them out on the streets of NY waiting in line 3 months for ep3 tickets ala the best.Triumph/Conan.skit.ever, download the new Triumph/Conan.skit that will be based on the acting out of the cartoons, memorize *those* lines, go write their own 8 page fanfic to replace and fill in between the cartoons....and still act like Lucas is a hideous beast for destroying the legacy of 4,5, and 6 once they see the cartoons and ep3....and buy all the toys.
So, don't worry about the viewership...because you know Lucas isn't. There's plenty of time for these things to disseminate to everyone who wants to see them regardless if they are released as flipbooks, written in Lithuanian.
Re:This is horribly stupid (Score:2)
--Joey
You bring up a good question (Score:2)
Oops, did I really post that?
some adults won't (Score:2)
We can only hope against hope that they won't suck (Score:3, Funny)
Star Wars is for people mentally aged 10 (Score:2)
I saw that Attack of the Clones on Telly & I couldn't believe how bad the script, plotting & directing was. I was watching it on a DVD with some mates at my brother's place meaning I couldn't just flick it over to something else, mind you everyone else there was shocked by how bad it was too. We couldn't stop laughing at the cliches & the wooden directing.
Gez WTF does such a crapy movies series designed for children, or adults with a mental age of 10, have its own catagory on Slashdot. Mind you much of what Hollywood puts out is for adults with a mental age of 12, but that Star Wars flick was about the worst in that regard.
& WTF do so many slashdotters care
I didn't mind 'Empire' (Score:2)
I knew it! (Score:5, Interesting)
It is hard to write prequels for movies that have such a long expansive storyline. I think Lucas thought he could do it all in just three prequels, but now he has realized that he has got in over his head and these clone wars cartoons are just him saving grace. I doubt it will work though. I just hope the transitions from film to cartoon and back to film are seamless.
Not a sermon, just a thought.
Re:I knew it! (Score:2)
Re:I knew it! (Score:3, Insightful)
Well, the movies are already pretty much computer-animated cartoons, so I don't think the transition will be too terribly hard.
Re:I knew it! (Score:2)
Hell, it provves that he didn't have a storyline hashed out prior to finishing Ep II.
Headlines like these make me think that . . . . (Score:2, Funny)
. . . . I really DO have a life.
Lucas just wants money (Score:5, Insightful)
"I have a very bad feeling about this" (Score:5, Funny)
Re:"I have a very bad feeling about this" (Score:3, Funny)
Cartoon Network executives:
Exec #1: *He* is here.
Exec #2: What makes you think so?
Exec #1: A tremor in my balance sheets. The last time I felt this, it was in the presence of Disney...
SB
Will roak (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Will roak (Score:3, Funny)
lucas (Score:2)
Old News! (Score:5, Informative)
They have an animated Star Wars Episode IV in ASCII text!
Re:Old News! (Score:2)
Re:easier way ... (Score:2)
Translation: Episode 3 will suck, too. (Score:2, Insightful)
At least we have The Matrix 2 and 3 the look forward to.
-nate
Hmm... (Score:5, Insightful)
Now, after "Phantom Menace" and "Attack of the clones", you expect these new shorts to be good? Sorry, the writing is on the wall, and that's not what it says. I'm not going to bother.
Keep holding your breath though... it saves oxygen.
Re:Hmm... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Hmm... (Score:2)
A lot of the Samurai Jack episodes are a lot less oriented on mindless combat. There's a good degree of variation between the episodes, but some of the better ones are downright artistic in their presentation and story.
Re: (Score:2)
Oh dear... (Score:3, Interesting)
Apparently, they got the Samurai Jack / Dexter's Laboratory guy to do the shorts. Who the hell made that decision? His goofy style is totally inappropriate, imo. I'll watch them, but I'm not too optimistic.
If they had to pick someone totally out of left field, they should have gotten the Sealab 2021 guys to do it.
Damn straight (Score:4, Funny)
Star Wars As Domestic Abuse (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sure that, by now, the relationship between George Lucas and his fans is a standard case study in counseling handbooks, codependence manuals, psychotherapy training, etc.
Fans (to counselor): I love him, he's really wonderful deep down, I know he means well and is a decent man.
(Cut to videotape) Lucas: Take this, you stupid bitch! [Smack! Punch! Ewoks! Jar-Jar!]
Fans (Sobbing): It must be my fault --- I just can't seem to please him. I know he doesn't mean to hurt me like this....
It's awful, really.
Re:Star Wars As Domestic Abuse (Score:2)
Hardware Clone Wars! (Score:2, Funny)
Look At It This Way... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Look At It This Way... (Score:2)
George Lucas says, (Score:3, Funny)
Why bother (Score:5, Informative)
Why bother?
Re:Why bother (Score:2)
Any bets that each segment has a plug for a new toy?
People actually care about Episode 3? (Score:4, Insightful)
I certainly do think that the Lucas franchise has exploited viewers beyond any other films in history. This even beats the 10 versions of Blade Runner and Jurassic Park merchandise. A cartoon series to bridge the gap between numbers 2 & 3 shows they are aiming for a new generation of fans.
I heard that he will be redoing 4,5 & 6 too, is this true?
Re:People actually care about Episode 3? (Score:2)
Re:People actually care about Episode 3? (Score:2)
Re:People actually care about Episode 3? (Score:2)
Hope against hope? (Score:2)
Besides that one Yoda battle in EP2, exactly what part of the Star Wars universe hasn't sucked since TESB?
Re:Hope against hope? (Score:2)
In the special edition, however, we got that fucking scene with the band at jabba's palace (I swear, I have never been so glad for the existence of the fast-forward button as that), we got a more animated sarlac (which makes less sense for something that will take a thousand years to digest it's prey), and we got few or no improvements to the compositing, like we got in Empire. (see the rancor scene)
what we DID get was a replacement for "Yubba Nubba Cubba Chubba," the song at the end. that was welcome, but it fit in with the rest of the music in the series even worse than the original song did.
The only "Special Edition" which was improved in any way worth mentioning was Empire. The rest....>>SHUDDER.
I would not touch a DVD with only the special editions on it, I'd be afraid that the extreme suckiness would be contagious and cause me to suck in a similar manner.
We weren't going to see the clone wars anyway... (Score:2, Informative)
Clone Wars? (Score:2, Funny)
Now Slashdot Wars...that'll be one hell of a cereal box! It would be rockin' if I get buy a box of "Quaker Oaties" and I would receive..."Quake4:william_pen's_alien_outhouse!" or open a box of "William Wonker's Nerdz" and receive a free 30-day add-less subscription to "Slashdot: News for Nerdz, stuff that matters a bit!"
That'll be the day...*cries*
Re:Clone Wars? (Score:2)
Now Slashdot Wars...that'll be one hell of a cereal box! It would be rockin' if I get buy a box of "Quaker Oaties" and I would receive..."Quake4:william_pen's_alien_outhouse!" or open a box of "William Wonker's Nerdz" and receive a free 30-day add-less subscription to "Slashdot: News for Nerdz, stuff that matters a bit!"
That'll be the day...*cries*
I'll root for FARK WARS for a kickass cereal box. The title "FARK WARS - A New Photoshop Hope" is natural.
This makes good sense. (Score:5, Funny)
I'm so tired of the train wreck of the star wars universe, I'm not even going to bother to preview this post before clicking submit.
And these are different from commercials how?? (Score:2)
Would you rather watch a 6 hour movie? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Would you rather watch a 6 hour movie? (Score:2)
Star Wars Trek (Score:5, Interesting)
Mark my words, when the franchises are really on the ropes, and no movies have been made for a few years, someone in Hollywood will propose "A combined Star Trek vs. Star Wars battle where Princess Leia has to fight against Jean Luc Picard" which thankfully will go nowhere. (Or worse yet: "Princess Leia falls in love with Jean Luc Picard...")
Don't believe me? Remember "Alien vs. Predator" or "Superman vs. Batman"? Both projects that came at the ends of the franchises.
Now that Hollywood has come out with just a few too many comic book movies (the Hulk, coming soon, with Archie and Veronica even being proposed) the whole comic trend will eventually collapse and like all good Hollywood things, will have been exploited to death.
Cases in point: the meteor movie trend, that's cratered, the "virus" movie trend (Outbreak et al) has died, the space adventure (Star Wars, Star Trek) lasted longer than most, but appears to be having the air sucked out of it's lungs, and now the comic book movie trend is crumpling.
The nice thing about Hollywood is that it is very predictable... almost as predictable as the mass market viewers.
What's the next movie bandwagon? I predict five years of dog movies.
Re:Star Wars Trek (Score:3, Funny)
You may be on to something here:
Cats and Dogs, 2001 [imdb.com]
Snow Dogs, 2002 [imdb.com]
Cats and Dogs 2, 2003 [imdb.com]
Re:Star Wars Trek (Score:2)
Re:Star Wars Trek (Score:2)
Grassroots Advertizing/Distribution (Score:3, Interesting)
20 two to three minute shorts...
Bet you those will be all over the P2P networks soon enough.
Bet you that's exactly what was intended, too.
It's nice to see someone finally tapping into a viral distribution model. Let's hope that they don't suck and the mocking spoofs don't become more popular than the originals.
Sick thing (Score:3, Interesting)
It would be ironic if these cartoons turned out to have better charater and story development than the EPs 1-3. I've thought for a long time that Lucas' directing is part of the problem, and now we will see what these characters can do in somebody else's hands.
Clones are dupes (Score:2)
Posted by CmdrTaco [cmdrtaco.net] on Monday November 18, @12:00AM ;)
from the you-gotta-be-kidding dept.
NeoCode [mailto] writes "There were rumours and speculations [aintitcool.com] first. Now it looks like its a done deal [aintitcool.com]. Harry Knowles, of AintItCool.com [aintitcool.com] has reports on an animated version of Star Wars set after AOTC but before episode 3. This series is produced by Genndy Tartakovsky (Dexter's Lab, Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack). The cartoons will be a series of short films. Could this infuse Star Wars with a new life or is this just another merchandising plot? Nevertheless, this could be quite interesting." Yeah look what good Ewoks & Droids did for the SW universe
I've Got a Bad Feeling About This... (Score:2)
Don't watch them if you're going to complain (Score:2, Insightful)
Look at the Joe Millionare crap. Fox sneaks an extra episode in, people bitch and moan about being ripped off, yet they still keep watching, and Fox gets even more $$$. Lucas should do the same thing, milk it man. Everyone will scream and cry, but they'll still watch, and they'll still buy the cartoon DVDs, and the Special Edition cartoon DVDs with extra footage, and cartoon DVDs with the bonus episdoe bundled with the movies.
Lucas reads his bank statement, not
Mojo Jojo vs. Yoda (Score:2)
It's either this or... (Score:2)
You can read a small 45 minute novella in large yellow print on a starfield background scrolling away from you in 2005.
In the meantime, check out starwars.com's cool 404 error page here [starwars.com].
For kids? (Score:2)
Oh, I see, in the movie they reproduce by cloning.
From the creator of Dexter's Lab and Samurai Jack (Score:2, Interesting)
I can't wait to see what he does for Star Wars. I know that it will at least be interesting visually. Rock on, looking forward to it!
It's time (Score:2)
GET 2 WORK!
No Clone War in Ep 3. (Score:2, Interesting)
So, this cartoon series could turn out to be more interesting them ep3. Especially since more people than just George are coming up with the stories.
Oh, great... Wonderful... (Score:2)
Good job. Way to go. Keep up the good work. Been enjoying having my finger in my eye for 2 movies thus far, can't wait for it....
Star Wars Fandom NOT Dead... (Score:2)
Star Wars games are being pumped out, and there is even a Star Wars MMORPG that will soon be released. Seems like there are a lot of gamers waiting with baited breath for that one.
How? (Score:2)
Come on, how badly can George Lucas fuck up a cartoon?
Remember the Star Wars Christmas special?
Oh! Holy shit...well, here's me, hoping against hope...
The Wookies Christmas Special (Score:2)
Re:Cartoons????? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:(insert witty "you insensitive clod" reference) (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Hnuh?? (Score:2, Redundant)
Maybe that's why ep 4 was titled "A New Hope".
Re:Why? (Score:2)
Exactly the same thing happened with The Two Towers - all the plot was removed and replaced with long, and very dull, battle scenes. 'Oh look. He's cut another orc's head off. This is riveting...'
Re:Why? (Score:2)
Re:SW cartoons: a reaction to the Animatrix? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:SW cartoons: a reaction to the Animatrix? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:You totally forgot about the best pt: Samurai J (Score:2, Interesting)