Positively Fifth Street 162
Positively Fifth Street: Murderers, Cheetahs, and Binion's World Series of Poker | |
author | James McManus |
pages | 416 |
publisher | Farrar, Straus and Giroux |
rating | 8 |
reviewer | Peter Wayner |
ISBN | 0374236488 |
summary | Journalist enters poker tournament. |
This book is a bit of an oddity in the literature of poker, a subject that McManus teaches along with creative writing at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago. Most of the books in the field are manuals designed to teach a beginning player how to calculate the odds, bluff at the right time, and size up the rivals. The books may be informative and helpful, but the largely clinical approach does little for the casual reader.
McManus doesn't bother much with the rules of the game because he's out to explore the nexus of lust, competition and desire that gives Las Vegas such a hold on the human undersoul. To ensure that no one mistakes this for a traditional poker book, he opens with a sex-and-drug-saturated rendition of the murder of Ted Binion, one of the owners of the casino that sponsors the poker tournament each year. None of the wealth begat by poker helped Binion after he had the misfortune to marry the one ex-stripper who would later face murder charges for his death.
Despite witnessing the pain and agony visited by the money upon Binion, McManus still can't resist chasing after his share in the tournament. He has four kids to take care of and his wife is home clipping coupons. Sure, he could just write about the tournament and play it safe, but wouldn't it make sense to enter just to get a feel of it? And gosh, if he wins, he could really pay down that mortgage. Bad Jim, as he calls himself, thinks it makes perfect sense and grabs some poker software for practice.
Bad Jim has plenty of other journalistic rationalizations up his sleeve. Some of the book is devoted to his interviews with female poker players, a relatively rarity with the politically correct power to trump any complaint that this is just a thinly veiled excuse to leave the kids at home and play poker. This angle reaches a humorous climax when he finds himself in a showdown against one female and confesses, "no one wants this woman to win the event more than I do, just not this pot."
A queen on the board means that the woman wins, "paying Bad Jim back personally for two hundred years of poker domination by men, plus millions of years of the other kind." Any other card lets Good Jim take home the cash to support his wife and daughters. Who will win, Politically Correct Jim or Old School Jim?
The book is a seemingly endless stream of these confrontations where the action on the tables reflects a tension between our high-toned aspirations and baser human longings. There are plenty of learned allusions to remind us that he does teach writing at a fancy college, but they are mixed into a narrative driven by sex and greed. Has evolution given us a need for competition and battles to the death? Is poker a good substitute now that we're more civilized? Has the poker prep software given nerds and geeks an edge over the "leather-assed Texas road gamblers?"
His seemingly endless good fortune and his ability to string the conflicts into a story with various remain the strength of the book. He just can't seem to lose. And this is a good thing because the jury in the Binion murder trial is taking forever to make up its mind. Something needs to keep the tension building and Bad Jim's good luck delivers.
So he manages to string us along for almost 400 pages until we find out who wins the tournament and whether Binion's wife goes to jail. It's a terrific exploration of power, sex and death boiled into one short visit to Las Vegas. It's even better if you love poker because the endless descriptions of the hands must be a bit hard on those who don't see the fun in sitting around a smoky hall dealing cards. If you do, though, this is a wonderful read.
Peter Wayner is the author of Translucent Databases and Disappearing Cryptography. You can purchase Positively Fifth Street from bn.com. Slashdot welcomes readers' book reviews -- to see your own review here, read the book review guidelines, then visit the submission page.
You know something is mainstream.... (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
poker! (Score:3, Insightful)
Just because you don't know that doesn't mean that it's not news for nerds.
Poker is extreamely technical.
I book about knitting would be just as acceptable on
Re:poker! (Score:2)
Nerds shouldn't go to Vegas and gamble, because gambling is by definition a losing proposition. You might as well just set fire to a stack of $20 bills. Poker is slightly different, since there's no house to play aga
Hacking Las Vegas (Score:1)
Blackjack is the real game of number savvy nerds. I read an article in Wired that dealt with a group from MIT that played blackjack, counting cards and making great money by playing as a group. It was a fun story that made me wish I could could think of something like that. You can find it online at Hacking Las Vegas [wired.com]
Re:poker! (Score:3, Interesting)
I once read a book (The Eudaemonic Pie, now unfortunately out of print) about a group of nerds who tried to come up with a way to beat the house at roulette.
It involved using small computers to predict where on the wheel the ball would most likely land. The computers were actually hidden in their shoes, and controlled using switches by their toes. One of them would click one of the buttons whenever the ball passed a certain point on the wheel, allowing
Why is this HERE? (Score:1, Funny)
The only link to technology is the poker software.
What next? Books on knitting?!
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Re:Why is this HERE? (Score:3, Insightful)
The thrill of figuring out how to win in poker, or to beat the casinos by counting cards, seems in many ways very close to the spirit so many attribute to "hackers".
I read a bit of this from Harper's (Score:5, Interesting)
Schools of fish swimming toward Las Vegas (Score:5, Interesting)
If there are any regular poker players out there, either in home games or casinos and card rooms, can you comment on whether this has brought a tide of newbies into the game? If so, have these fish provided any sort of windfall for the more experienced players?
Re:Schools of fish swimming toward Las Vegas (Score:3, Funny)
Newbies who watched that were better than ATMs at the table...
I'm still praying for a sequel.
Re:Schools of fish swimming toward Las Vegas (Score:1)
Re:Schools of fish swimming toward Las Vegas (Score:5, Funny)
Advice: never play poker 'Just for fun' in a casino, unless you get lucky, and then levae right away, you will be fleased in short order.
If you see a poker table with only one or two seats open, you can rest assurd that everybody else at that table is a sandbagger waiting for someone to play 'just for fun'.
I had the 'pleasure' of playing with a professional gambler a number of years ago. After the guy won a hand without looking at his hand, I left.
Once i was playing poker and I was dealt 4 kings and some other card. I tossed the one card for another. A couple of other players kept raising the pot to its limit. when I showed them my cards, one guy said "why did you draw one if you had 4 of a kind" I said "so you would think I was going for a full house, or an inside straight" He actually came across the table at me and was dragged out of the casino.
heh, one of my finer moments.
After words. the other player congratulated me on a well played hand.
Finally, I will pass on a piece of advice my father gave me "Never draw to an inside straight."
Re:Schools of fish swimming toward Las Vegas (Score:2)
How sad. This was probably some guy who did ok at his local Thursday Night Game with foolish rules li
Re:Schools of fish swimming toward Las Vegas (Score:2)
Re:Schools of fish swimming toward Las Vegas (Score:2)
When to draw to an inside straight (Score:3, Informative)
You can draw to an inside straight if the pot odds are good enough.
Let's say you're playing draw poker. You've got A-K-J-T-3. You're first instinct is to toss the 3 and hope you get a queen back. Normally, that would be a stupid move.
But let's say, for some reason, there was a lot of betting before the deal or the draw, or maybe you're playing no-limit, and there's a lot of money in the pot. Well, if the bet required for you to stay in is $1, and there's more than $11.75 i
Addendum (oops) (Score:2)
If there are 22 unknown cards, then 4 of them make your straight, and 18 of them don't. So if there was a dollar in the pot, and it was a dollar to bet, then if you made the bet 22 times, you'd win $4 and lose $18 (assuming, for the sake of probability, you caught a different card each time). So you'd lose, on average, $12. Bad move.
However, if there was $4.50 in the pot, then you'd, on average, win $18 (4 winning cards * $4.50), and lose $18, so you'd come out even. So
draw to an inside straight (Score:3, Informative)
- adam
Re:Schools of fish swimming toward Las Vegas (Score:5, Interesting)
Most semi-pro (or uber-recreational) players will tell you that this influx of fresh blood has made poker an even more difficult game to win at. The reason? Of the new generation of players, most are members of the scientific intelligentsia. Take Chris Ferguson, previous world champion. Education? Try a Ph.D. in Computer science.
Other pros include dotcom richies, programmers, mathematicians, assorted professionals, etc. This new generation doesn't consist of the unemployed gambling addicts of yore, but rather the brain trust of the 21st century. BEWARE!
New generation players *know* how to calculate odds. That's a given. They can play by the book, because they're smart, and they have memorized the book and can even derive the book for themselves if need be. However, psychologically speaking, they are still susceptible to tells, tilting, and otherwise predictable bluff strategy.
Bellin's book rocks by the way. Start with Bellin.
Re:Schools of fish swimming toward Las Vegas (Score:2)
Most of them are masterful players by the numbers, but retain some odd physical or social tics that make them subpar players at
Re:Schools of fish swimming toward Las Vegas (Score:4, Interesting)
I play in a couple regular home games, and I do pretty well. Over the year, I usually win a little bit more thn I lose, but I've never gotten the balls to go play at a card casino.
This recent surge of poker in media, really beginning back with the film Rounders, has brought new people to the game, many of them very willing to part with their money.
The trouble is, these "fish" can be hard to play against, because they think they're playing video poker, and call way too often. When I'm holding Cowboys, and the flop comes suited 4-6-A, if a guy bets heavily into me, I put him on A-something, or maybe a flush draw (which he should have mucked anyway) . . . so I'll muck more often than not. But when it's some noob holding crabs, hoping to river the straight . . . and then he does (!) it throws the game off.
Doyle Brunson (I think?) said "Play the man, not the cards," and that's a great bit of advice, that can be hard to effectively use when playing against total noobs that get lucky way too often.
Man, I want to play now. Is it Saturday night, yet?
Re:Schools of fish swimming toward Las Vegas (Score:2)
Re:Schools of fish swimming toward Las Vegas (Score:2)
It's not that bad. Sometime last year, I hit the Grand Casino in Gulfport, MS and dropped about forty dollars playing 1-5 seven stud. It was a learning experience, teaching me not to get impatient and playing marginal hands.
A couple of weeks ago, I hit Vegas and played Hold'Em at the cozy Luxor Poker Room. Nothing like the B
Re:Schools of fish swimming toward Las Vegas (Score:2)
Re:Schools of fish swimming toward Las Vegas (Score:2)
Re:Schools of fish swimming toward Las Vegas (Score:2)
It was either Doyle or TJ that said that quote about 'play the man' (I'd be inclined towards TJ, and probably wrongly so). He's spot on, though. If you play the fish as a fish, you just sit and grow leather on your ass until you get a G1/G2 hand and then pray it holds up, and make them pay dearly when it does.
It was actually
Re:Schools of fish swimming toward Las Vegas (Score:1)
If you're having this problem too often you eit
Re:Schools of fish swimming toward Las Vegas (Score:2)
Re:Schools of fish swimming toward Las Vegas (Score:1)
Let me get this straight: (Score:3, Funny)
So it isn't a rendition of the sex-and-drug-saturated murder, but was written during a sex-and-drug binge by the author?
he had the misfortune to marry the one ex-stripper who would later face murder charges for his death
As opposed to all of the other ex-strippers who were responsible for his death but have been overlooked by prosecuters?
Anybody else a bit confused?
Ahem, speaking from experience (Score:3, Informative)
Yes, but what about ... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yes, but what about ... (Score:2)
Re:Yes, but what about ... (Score:4, Insightful)
The big problem is that even if they don't catch you using the device, people who cheat often get greedy. And it shows in the betting patterns. Casinos *know* what 'normal' betting patterns look like. Anyone getting luckier than usual is immediately placed under suspicion and then is under constant watch until they either leave the casino or they get caught cheating (in which case they'll be leaving the casino anyway -- the hard way
Your comments, while insightful, ... (Score:2)
Re:Your comments, while insightful, ... (Score:2)
Re:Yes, but what about ... (Score:2)
Given the probability of winning (0) one can then plug this number into our algorithm where W = you
P(A|B) = [P(B|A) x P(A)] / P(B)
W = Negative Ghostrider
Loser = You
Re:Yes, but what about ... (Score:1)
Cheating at casino poker is different than trying to rip off a slot machine or a blackjack table. In a poker game, the casino gets its commission ("the rake") everytime, up front. The cheats aren't trying to rob the casino; they're going after the other players.
Certainly the casino has an interest in maintaining a fair game, but it is safe to assume that only a minor percentage of the total security resources are dedicated to catching poker cheats.
Re:Yes, but what about ... (Score:2)
The Eudaemonic Pie (Score:2)
Re:The Eudaemonic Pie (Score:3, Informative)
Recommended reading for any UCSC grad students in math or sciences.
Re:Ahem, speaking from experience (Score:2)
Re:Ahem, speaking from experience (Score:2)
If you wanna learn about Vegas... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:If you wanna learn about Vegas... (Score:1)
and
"One toke? Poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats."
Re:If you wanna learn about Vegas... (Score:1)
Real Nerds + Las Vegas story (Score:3, Informative)
Women and poker (Score:4, Funny)
There should be nothing about poker that would cause any kind of limitation to women playing it and winning. I play a weekly chump-change poker game with some friends (where going home $30 richer is an excellent night), and sometimes a wife or girlfriend will play for the night. In my limited experience their play is just as mediocre as the men I play poker with.
yes, yes. right, ... (Score:2)
Other similar poker books (Score:5, Interesting)
Although McManus spends a bit less time than the others explaining how a poker player thinks, his glossary is actually better so you can follow along with phrases like "I got sucked out by the case nine on the river".
- adam
P.S. If you are instead a fan of the "gamble with your writing advance in Vegas" genre, 24/7 [amazon.com] by Andres Martinez is pretty good.
Re: also The Eudaemonic Pie (Score:4, Interesting)
Blackjack (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Other similar poker books (Score:3, Interesting)
If you're looking books on how to play, the veritable bible of poker, Doyle Brunson's Super-System, has been re-released by Avery Cardoza Press. You should be able to find it all over...
Re:Other similar poker books (Score:4, Informative)
*Bringing Down the House
*Poker Nation
*Telling Lies and Getting Paid
If you wanna learn how to play:
*Doyle Brunson's Super/System
*Mike Caro's Poker Tells
*Hold 'Em Poker for Advanced Players
And of course, make sure you watch Rounders and The Sting.
Harper's article (Score:2, Interesting)
I think this book came out of a Harper's article [findarticles.com].
Imagine if Neal Stephenson played poker. It's like that--but the tournament actually happened. My favorite part is where McManus ends up playing at the same table with the author of the poker book Mcmanus studied in order to prepare for the tournament!
News for Nerds (Score:2, Interesting)
If you have read about poker you'll know that poker is the only game for nerds in Vegas.
Re:News for Nerds (Score:1)
McManus = pompous ass (Score:3, Informative)
Re:McManus = pompous ass (Score:4, Informative)
Therefore, a T100k bet is like putting $30k on the table. Still a pretty big bet.
Chump yourself
Re:McManus = pompous ass (Score:1)
Re:McManus = pompous ass (Score:2)
In any case, I'd be more than happy to buy your chips for 0.30 on the dollar if you were heads up in the final and evenly stacked or the underdog.
Re:McManus = pompous ass (Score:2)
Re:McManus = pompous ass (Score:2)
Their first reaction was $6000? Why are you playing with us if you play for $6000 in tourneys? I think that most people (especially those with even less clue) would think the same thing about McManu
Re:McManus = pompous ass (Score:1)
size of bets (Score:2)
- adam
Journalistic detachment much? (Score:4, Insightful)
It seems to me that entering into the poker tournament you were sent to cover, and then betting increasingly more, becoming increasingly more involved -- this is not a good example of journalistic detachment. McManus' failure in this regard may be one reason that most of his material was published as a book, rather than a series of articles.
In McManus' defense, I should note that US journalism is extra-particular about detachment. Much of the world follows a partisan model, where the journalists admit from the start that they have an agenda, and that they cannot be completely detached from the subject. So they emphasize objectivity instead, arguing that a journalistic work can both inform and present an agenda, as long as it's done objectively.
Re:Journalistic detachment much? Hahahaha (Score:3, Interesting)
There is a war correspondent here in canada who has footage of CNN's cow Amampour telling her crew that the refugees she has as a backdrop were not haggard looking and to get them to stop playing baketball...
How about the British network which took a german journalist to court when he uncovered that a bosnian 'camp' didnt have barbed wires as shown on worldwide tv but that the cameraman had gone inside the barbed wire enclosure (which was used to protect some kind of hydro pole) to
Re:Journalistic detachment much? Hahahaha (Score:1)
Re:Journalistic detachment much? Hahahaha (Score:1)
BTW, Eurotrash is generally used to refer to trust-fund kiddies in NYC who spend their days partying, not all Europeans. If you must denigrate us, at least choose an insult that isn't already taken.
Re:Journalistic detachment much? Hahahaha (Score:2)
Does this mean the Constitution is invalid? Of course not -- it just means we don't respect our own constitution. Similarly, just because American journalism doesn't r
Re:Journalistic detachment much? Hahahaha (Score:3, Interesting)
Interestingly, our first attempt at forming a government, the
Re:Journalistic detachment much? Hahahaha (Score:2)
I guess I'll take a lesson from poker and cut my losses. If I could walk away I'd do that too, but I don't want to miss the afternoon's crop of headlines!
Re:Journalistic detachment much? Hahahaha (Score:1)
Re:Journalistic detachment much? (Score:2)
I think journalistic detachment is of particular value in certain arenas, politics being the foremost example, but when it comes to subjects which fall under the umbrella of entertainment or recreation, I tend to give writers far more leeway. Not having any sort of journalism coursework, however, I c
Re:Journalistic detachment much? (Score:1)
Additionally, if you knew anything about journalism beyond this drivel you would understand that McManus' in no way failed. If you read the New Yorker, or The NYT Magazine, or Harper'
Re:Journalistic detachment much? (Score:2)
New Yorker. Harper's. NYT magazine. This is popular journalism. Along with Boy's Life, Cosmopolitan and Dr. Dobbs' Journal, these publications don't even pretend to maintain journalistic detachment. Obviously, McManus' own work is in this vein.
I'm simply pointing out that he was sent to cover this poker tournament and ended up writing a book about it, and postulating that perhaps it's because he lost track of his objectivity. I think the ex-stripper would agree.
Calm down, man. Take a deep breath. O
I beg to differ.... (Score:1)
Detachment,my foot!Look at the coverage of the war in US media. If you really want detatched,objective journalism,take a look at Bremner,Bird,Fortune [channel4.com] or America's finest news source [theonion.com]
Re:I beg to differ.... (Score:2)
The problem is that TV journalism makes more money than print journalism, and it makes even MORE money by losing track of objectivity and tailoring the news to please the target audience. It's no coincidence that newspaper sales plummet every year. People have taken t
Re:I beg to differ.... (Score:2)
Re:Journalistic detachment much? (Score:3, Insightful)
I'm a huge fan of Hunter S. Thompson, I read Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas on a regular basis and it never stops entertaining me. Gonzo journalism is fine with me. And, in retrospect, McManus' work is very much in the same vein.
As so many people have pointed out in this thread -- very vociferously, and often with a grea
humans only (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:humans only (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:humans only (Score:1)
Video Poker is not the same as what is discussed in this book. In video poker you win based solely on what hand you get, not by beating an opponent. You are not playing against the computer. The computer is only their to randomly (I hope) deal out cards to the player.
Re:You're wrong (Score:1)
Re:You're wrong (Score:1)
I guess that's why Data had so much trouble with poker. On the other hand, being a Betazoid [bbc.co.uk] might be an advantage.
Re:You're wrong (Score:2, Interesting)
Positively Fourth Street (Score:2)
The Fear (Score:1)
"God Hell! I think I see the pattern. This one sounds like real trouble You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this is over. And my first advice is that you should rent a very fast car with no top and get the hell out of LA for at least forty-eight hours. This blows my weekend, becau
What happened to McManus's son? (Score:2)
- adam
The Education of a Poker Player (Score:3, Interesting)
Yardley the raconteur (Score:2)
Re:Yardley the raconteur (Score:2)
Try eBay [ebay.com].
Re:Fear And Loathing (Score:1)
Or is it just because this book is set in Vegas???
"As you attorney, I advise you to drive at top speed."
Re:News for Nerds? Stuff that matters? (Score:2, Interesting)
I think you just have too narrow a definition of 'nerdy'. Nerdy isn't just gadgets... it's anything that relates to an (often excessive) interest in intellectual pursuits.
Poker is a game that relies heavily on understanding complex probability, strategy, and psychology, and it has always had a strong attraction for smart or geeky people who (rightly) see it as one of the rare forums where one can excel based on brains over br
Two counterpoints... (Score:2)
Poker is a game that relies heavily on understanding complex probability, strategy, and psychology [...] as one of the rare forums where one can excel based on brains over brawn.
Brains will only get a player so far: he still has no control over the cards that he is dealt. The player will not succeed purely on intellectual prowess if he is dealt crap hands.
All of the geekiest people I know play poker regularly.
You and your friends are not a statistically significant sample, especially when you are
Re:Two counterpoints... (Score:1)
2. You and your friends are not a statistically significant sample
Statistically ,over the long run, a player who makes the right plays (based on strategy, probability, etc) will be a winning player even if over the short run he gets beaten by a player drawing lucky cards.
Re:Two counterpoints... (Score:2)
It's true that one can't control their cards. The brains come into knowing what to do with the cards you have given the situation. Over time, everyone gets good cards and bad cards; smart players maximize what they get from the good cards and minimize what they lose from bad cards. Depending on your betting position, and the state of the table, one can often win a pot regardless of the cards held (winning when yo
Re:Well... (Score:1)