Assorted Video Game Movies in Development 363
Obiwan Kenobi writes "Filmforce has a solid round-up of video game movies currently in development. From Alone In The Dark to Doom to Dead or Alive (yes, it includes an Extreme Beach Volleyball scene), some interesting reading on the current progress, or lack thereof, of current video game flicks."
Sweet!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Status: In Development
Cast: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Director: None
Writer: None
Sweet! The Rock! He's good in anything!!!
Hopefully this will be a bit more entertaining involving than the NES game... although I still hate those fat blue cars... knock me the road will you?
Re:Sweet!!! (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Sweet!!! (Score:4, Interesting)
Hmm...
The Mummy Returns
The Scorpion King
How you said that without bursting out laughing is beyond me.
I know I did...
Re:Sweet!!! (Score:2)
Re:Sweet!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Sweet!!! (Score:2)
Re:Sweet!!! (Score:2)
Re:Sweet!!! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Sweet!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, Spy-Hunter. They'd just have to tape....
a car chase in the jungle....
a car chase in the desert....
and a car chase in the snow....
then just tape the ends of the film together. The movie is over when the projector overheats, much like my old NES.
Re:Sweet!!! (Score:3, Funny)
A couple of games I thought of.... (Score:5, Interesting)
But put that idea to rest and just make a movie straight from Max Payne. That storyline was just incredible. Sure it would make the movie about 4 hours long, but man would it be great the first time you watched it.
Re:A couple of games I thought of.... (Score:3, Interesting)
I would agree with that. I still have a couple TFC servers, but hope back to HL every now and then. HL was the first game I ever played that make me jump and gave me chill bumps. Its a bit dated now, but won game of the year in 1997 for good reason. The idea that the hero, Gordon Freeman, was a pretty normal guy (well, a normal guy with a PhD in physics) was part of the draw, IMHO.
And you gotta love those little head eating monsters that looked li
What about The Longest Journey? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:What about The Longest Journey? (Score:2)
Thank god they've decided to bless Longest Journey 2.
Re:A couple of games I thought of.... (Score:5, Funny)
I especially enjoyed the excellent writing!
"Punchinello wanted Payne.
He'd see the pain."
"Sooner or later it was going to catch up with you.
You'd find that Lady Luck was really a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash."
"Outside, the mercury was falling fast. It was colder than the devil's heart, raining ice pitchforks as if the heavens were ready to fall."
"In the belly of the plant, molten metal boiled and bubbled like a witch's brew."
This next one is especially 'great' in context of the game:
"There are only personal apocalypses. Nothing is a cliché when it's happening to you."
Gamespy's review quip is a pretty good indicator:
"A great down and dirty shooter that's horribly written and incredibly short."
Seriously, I agree some of the dialogue was a little funny, but the game's story was horrendous. Just cliché after cliché, and just because the game knew it didn't make sitting through them any more bearable. I think it was reaching for some of the ridiculous operatic heights John Woo films reach sometimes, but it just really failed at that and sounded stupid and predictable instead.
All IMHO, of course.
Lmao... (Score:2)
Wait a second... isn't that the storyline behind all action type movies? Oh wait... Max Payne had the designer drug that made it "all good" */sarcasm*
Re:A couple of games I thought of.... (Score:2)
Re:A couple of games I thought of.... (Score:3, Insightful)
A. It was parodying the wrong genre. The game was obviously a 'John Woo rip-off'. But hell, most of John Woo's stuff is already parody. Witness how much even a lesser Woo film like Mission Impossible 2 is parody. It mocks Tom Cruise (the hero) the whole time - it cinematically undermines him throughout the film. It is constantly deconstruction the masculinity of the protagonis
Forget that. (Score:2)
Now that's something I'd pay to see.
Disney, I'm looking at _you_.
Re:A couple of games I thought of.... (Score:3, Insightful)
I can only really think of Final Fantasy where you could even vaguely base a movie on its plot, and even then it will be a pretty damn thin plotline. Game based movies have to be of the action variety at the moment, th
Ooh, perhaps it's time for... (Score:4, Funny)
I can't think of one good video game inspired movi (Score:5, Insightful)
Street Fighter The Movie - Sucked
Pokemon Movies- Mostly suck, but one of the movies is a Monoke rip-off, which makes it cool...
I will say that The Wizard was cool, but it was not so much a movie based on a video game as it was a movie about kids growing up in an age when video games were starting to be taken seriosly as an entertainment medium. I'd like to see more movies about gamer culture and less bad Van Dam as Guile pieces of crap...
Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m (Score:2)
#define SIMPSONS_COMIC_BOOK_GEEK_VOICE
Coolest. Movie. Ever.
#undef SIMPSONS_COMIC_BOOK_GEEK_VOICE
Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m (Score:2)
Maybe the best movie based on a video game (though Final Fantasy was as good too).
Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m (Score:2)
And you must be a youngin' if you think "The Wizard" was good. *SHUDDER*
Tetris, the movie (Score:5, Funny)
I heard Stephen Spielberg and Tom Hanks are working on a version of MineSweeper. Although they're having trouble signing Drew Barrymore. She thinks the mines are too violent and refuses to be part of the project unless Spielberg replaces them with Walkie-Talkies.
Coming soon... John Travolta in Space Invaders! Pixar is using a rendering farm to realistically display the motions of each of the sixty alien ships as they approach the Earth and ravage its barricades with a murderous barrage of short vertical lines.
Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m (Score:2)
Think about it: multiple lives, a rule-based universe, minigames in the movie (soccer, roulette, bike games). If you haven't seen Run Lola Run, do yourself a favor and grab it, and don't give any of these sad opportunistic clowns making franchise-flick
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Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m (Score:4, Interesting)
I am a CG modeler. It's unbelievably simple to convince people that they're watching a human if they don't see the face. Our brains have portions dedicated to identifying faces. We can recognize that something is wrong with one in a split-second.
Gollum was the single best CG character that I have ever seen. They did motion capture for his face, so even it moved correctly. The oly real problem that I saw was during one scene, the cloth he was grabbing didn't behave correctly. That's probably because Andy Serkis' fingers aren't as long as Gollum's.
Stills from Final Fantasy were very good, but the video was less than perfect. Gollum's motion was wonderfuly fluid. He moved like a real creature instead of as some construct. I was mostly amazed by how good his facial expressions were. Those are very hard to do manually.
From the top of my head... (Score:3, Funny)
Final Fantasy
Mortal Kombat
Resident Evil
Final Fantasy...
nope, can remember a single video game based movie that turned out ok, tho I'm sure there must be one somewhere.
What? No Interstate '76 movie??? And come on! Pac-Mac? Will they bring back the "Magic Pill Trees"
Re:From the top of my head... (Score:2)
Re:From the top of my head... (Score:3, Insightful)
I think that the real reason that video games generally don't work well as movies is that the ones with plot ussually have about 50+ hours of plot, and the ones without plot really don't have plot. Take a look at Final Fantasy X. It is a great game with a great story (and probably has more units shipped than the
Some of those movies sucked... (Score:3, Interesting)
As far as the Tekken movie goes, they already made it [imdb.com]...only, much like Soul Calibur, Sammo's never going to get the rights, make the movie anyway, and just rename it to something else...because in Hong Kong, "kinda legal" doesn't mean that you definitely get sued, unlike the fabulous US of A.
(For the record, the Tekken movie was extremely bad. The only characters in it
Re:From the top of my head... (Score:2)
And Resident Evil rocked. No two ways about it.
Max
What about Tomb Raider? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What about Tomb Raider? (Score:2, Insightful)
Hmm (Score:5, Funny)
anacronox movie (Score:3, Informative)
Okay there's no Angelina Jolie and I have no idea if the plot is good, but at least it is faithful to the original game.
Re:anacronox movie (Score:2)
Nice, but women rock... (Score:5, Informative)
There are many, many things specific to Tomb Raider that helped build its success as a movie. Primarily, there is a popular need for additional female-driven action movies.
Jinx, played by Halle Berry, from the James Bond series is a good example [guardian.co.uk] of things to come. She's also looking at Catwoman [yahoo.com]. Ashley Judd in upcoming [yahoo.com] The Blackout Murders and, of course, there's always Charlie's Angels [sonypictures.com].
Anyway, it isn't affirmative action for the sake of affirmative action... It's a need...
Good luck to these movies, though.
justen
Re:Nice, but women rock... (Score:2)
Re:Nice, but women rock... (Score:2)
The movie wasn't boring, it just wasn't your cup of tea. Unless you suscribe to the idea that you're the sum total and center of the universe, these two things aren't at all related.
Max
Re:Nice, but women rock... (Score:2)
Re:Nice, but women rock... (Score:2, Insightful)
My question is what exactly would you prefer instead? These are action roles we are talking about here - they don't show males in a particularly good light, either, often making them at least borderline psychotic. The whole action hero is pretty much by definition violent, oversexed (and oversexualized), callous, young, antisocial, aggressive. I think the better action films really critique or confront this image, but even they can't seem to do without it.
I am not necessarily critici
who needs these new game movies... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:who needs these new game movies... (Score:2)
Video Games Movie list (Score:5, Informative)
If you see anything missing please reply so I can add it
"DIRECT CONVERSIONS":
Super Mario Bros.
Street Fighter
Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat Annihilation
Dungeons & Dragons (ok, it's a table RPG, but still...)
Wing Commander
Resident Evil
Tomb Raider
Final Fantasy
Double Dragon
Clue (table game, see D&D)
Last Bronx
(MISTAKENLY THOUGHT AS CONVERSIONS)
Parasite Eve (not really, book and movie released first)
"INSPIRED FROM VIDEOGAMES":
The 13th Floor
Avalon
Cloak and Dagger
eXistenZ
Joysticks
The Last Starfighter
Matrix
Mazes and Monsters
Nightmares - Bishop of Battle sequence
Strange Days
Tron
War Games
The Wizard
(Code Hunter?)
Re:Video Games Movie list (Score:3, Interesting)
The Worst (Score:2)
And nothing, other than that one-two punch of feces from Chris O'Donnel (Batman Forever and The Bachelor), could top that.
The difference is that I never saw those movies in the theater. I never paid my hard earned cash for the privilege of seeing those films on the bigscreen.
And when I couldn't take it anymore, when I just couldn't stand the terribleness of it, I had to go.
Th
Re:Video Games Movie list (Score:2)
On a seriuos note, I think part of the problem with the video-game to movie conversion, is that the movie studios don't have a clue about their target audience for these sorts of things. Its almost as if they assume that the name and genere are
it depends on your definition (Score:2)
However, to be fair we should rather see if the movie is faithful to the original game, because let's be honest, there are not many games with a solid storyline.
Under the second criteria, which is what I ask in a videogame movie, more of the list become "good".
I liked Final Fantasy:TSW (Score:2, Interesting)
The second time I watched it, I realized that it's actually a Horror movie. Once I was able to approach it from the proper frame of referance, it's actually quite a good movie.
And the voice talent is not for nothing either.
Yes, it bombed. Yes it practically destroyed square. But as far as horror flicks go, it was actually quite good.
Re:I liked Final Fantasy:TSW (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I liked Final Fantasy:TSW (Score:2)
Re:Video Games Movie list (Score:2)
Arcade
Brainscan
Brainstorm
Jumanji
Virtuosity
They probably fall into your meta category...
Re:Forgetting Starship Troopers (Score:2)
Nope. Try this [amazon.com] instead.
Re:Forgetting Starship Troopers (Score:2)
Was the Skinnies part of the original book?
Re:Video Games Movie list (Score:2, Interesting)
Warning to Baptists and anti-Bono activists (Score:2, Interesting)
This is Disney's second crack at adapting Lewis Carroll's Alice books to the big screen. The film adaptation of American McGee's Alice (in turn a video game adaption of Carroll's books) will be produced by Dimension Films, a subsidiary of The Walt Disney Company.
If you're boycotting Disney [losingnemo.com], such as if you're a Southern Baptist [erlc.com] or you just disapprove of Disney-sponsored copyright legislation [pineight.com], don't see Alice.
2 more by Dimension (Score:2, Interesting)
After I posted the parent comment, I discovered two more games to which Disney owns the film rights: Alone in the Dark (Dimension) and Backwater (Dimension).
And is this a coincidence or not? "A screenwriting team has been hired and Milla Jovovich has been talking herself up for the lead [in Alice]." ... "Whether you loved or hated the first one, a Resident Evil sequel is on the way. Milla Jovovich will be reprising her role as Alice." Are there other screen actors or actresses who have portrayed several
Re:Warning to Baptists and anti-Bono activists (Score:3, Funny)
So what's the difference? (Score:5, Insightful)
I see no difference between these games and gangster movies since the silend black-and-white movie. Hell, I could name movies with Charles Bronson, Chuck Norris or Clint Eastwood that would fit any of these games. All the producers have to do is to re-release these old movies, slap a new name on them and they are done.
Did anybody consider that games are influenced by movies, and thus making a movie based on a game that was inspired by a movie is a little redundant?
Re:So what's the difference? (Score:2)
As for Spy Hunter
But that doesn't make Peter Gunn the Spy Hunter.
Re:So what's the difference? (Score:2)
Red vs. Blue (Score:2)
CLOAK AND DAGGER (Score:3, Interesting)
ok
Re:CLOAK AND DAGGER (Score:2)
Now this is funny (Score:4, Funny)
Status: Missing-In-Action
Cast: None
Director: None
Writer: None
The Scoop: This long-rumored project is well past its prime.
Re:Now this is funny (Score:2)
Re:Now this is funny (Score:3, Informative)
Postal 2 (Score:2)
Marathon... (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Marathon... (Score:2)
PG-13 Doom (Score:2, Insightful)
Live-Action Pac-Man Movie (Score:2)
doa (Score:2, Funny)
Sweet Jesus (Score:2)
*eeehhh*
Damn you Slashdot
Remember these winners... (Score:2, Interesting)
Double Dragon [imdb.com]
Mortal Kombat [imdb.com]
Sigh. I'm sure Duke Nukem:the movie will be remembered as a testament to the wonderful creativity of man, and beloved by all.
But.......if it has Bruce Campbell in it, you know I'll be in line!
They Missed a big one (Score:2)
Grim Fandango and other LucasArts titles (Score:2, Insightful)
The Tim Schaeffer LucasArts games could be made into very interesting movies. Day Of The Tentacle, Monkey Island, and a few others might be way too oddball for mass appeal, but Full Throttle and Grim Fandango might not be.
What they have going for them is that the game worlds are superbly realized and the adventure game form is cinematic. There are RTS and turn-based strategy games with superbly realized game worlds, but the art form isn't as amenable to cinema.
Can somebody make Grim Fandango into a mo
Re:Grim Fandango and other LucasArts titles (Score:3, Funny)
The Tim Schaeffer LucasArts games could be made into very interesting movies. Day Of The Tentacle, ...
Doesn't Japan already have a shitload of those tentacle movies? Don't tell me you want a live-action version too?
GMD
Monkey Island The Movie (Score:5, Funny)
With Cameron Diaz as Elaine,
Jack Nicholson as Le Chuck The Evil Pirate,
Chevy Chase as Stan,
Vincent Gallo as Herman Toothroot,
and Leonardo DiCaprio as the monkey.
Dirty Dance Dance Revolution (Score:5, Funny)
A rich girl on vacation with her family finds herself in an arcade subjected to a new form of "dancing" that regular people don't understand. She falls in love with a guy that got good by playing the game on pads in his parents basement. She gets in a big fight with her family when they realize she is a geek.
"4 stars." - Kenton Times
"A coming of age film that is fun for the whole family" - Findlay Courier
"This is the best movie based on the video game Dance Dance Revolution we have seen this year" - Columbus Dispatch
More game movies (Score:2, Funny)
Also a metriod movie is in the works...here [shacknews.com]
Machimina (Score:2)
Milla Jovovich in Alice... (Score:5, Funny)
Milla Jovovich as a hot Alice? In the stockings and the little black shoes? Maybe a tight little Bettie Page haircut?
I pretty much see that as being as the best f'n idea I have heard all year. Whoever is behind that idea deserves an Oscar almost as much as the guy that was responsible for putting the pool scene in Wild Things.
What? (Score:2)
Now they're turning games into movies en masse? (Score:3, Interesting)
Now I see DOA the movie (I don't know about you guys, but if I want a movie full of hot chicks with no plot, well, that's what porn is for) and, god forbid, Pac Man. Jesus, even at the pinnacle of Pac Man fever they weren't insane enough to make a movie out of it. That whole list sends chills down my spine. I don't know whether to gape in horror or fall off my chair laughing.
There has only been ONE decent video game movie. (Score:2)
Everything else has sucked. Street Fighter? Sucked. Double Dragon? Sucked. Mario Bros.? Sucked. Final Fantasy? Sucked.
There are only two reasons that Tomb Raider did well at the box office. I think you know what they are.
I got an idea! (Score:3, Funny)
Metroid... and some bitching :) (Score:2, Interesting)
Oh man I grew UP with Metroid 1... they better NOT fuck this up. Same goes for doom. I am tired of horror flicks. And DIABLO?! If they DO make a movie, Condor/Blizzard North had best go back to diablo 1... Diablo II lacked soul. It felt empty, except perhaps in Kurast. It just felt weak compared to its older sibling Diablo. The boss was good but moviewise, Tristram may be better... unless of course they make the demons convincing out in the deserts and the jungle... Hell co
Re:Quick... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Quick... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Disaster (Score:2)
I read it in the uk edition of PC Gamer a couple of months back.
Re:game of the year (Score:3, Funny)
"LOL fkcu U awp fag"
or
"OMFG camping fag!"
"ff on?"
and the line that I heard during a session of UT2003 just last night:
"j00 fucking wALL hakc lamer!"
The "Unreal Experience" immerses you in an amazing epoch of stunning dialect and culture that any movie rendition has to stay loyal to if it wishes to be successful.
Dude, it's been done... (Score:4, Informative)
Haven't you ever seen Robot Jox [imdb.com]. Yeah, yeah, it's not the Mech Warrior universe, but it's a bunch of big robots fighting each other. It also has my vote for one of the worst movies ever made. When I thought about it, I started laughing to myself imagining my brother constantly repeating one of the worst delivered lines of all time:
Please, see this movie if you haven't already. It's so bad, it's fun.
Re:Doom (Score:2)
Re:out of that list... (Score:2)
Right, like an actress in the leading role IS GOING TO WEAR A HELMET THROUGH THE ENTIRE FILM.
"Yes, let's pay twenty million dollars to cast Julia Roberts as this 'Samus' person, and the great part is you won't even know it's her because she's wearing bulky body armor and a helmet at all times!"
Re:Where’s Hunt the Wumpus? (Score:2)
-Restil
Re:Lower cost to consumer? (Score:2, Insightful)
Besides, if you're going to complain about this, the obvious answer: they used their occult experiments to improve their genetic experiments!