Canadian Census: 20,000 Jedi Worshippers 466
Lev13than writes "Canada.com is reporting that some 20,000 Canadians listed "Jedi" as their religion in the last national census (2001). Apparently this is the offshoot of an Internet joke which originated in Australia a few years back. The results are interesting on a couple of levels. While it show that some people may have too much time on their hands, it also raises questions of privacy rights, Internet activism and data integrity. Although it's not statistically significant given Canada's population of 31.5 million, 20,000 lightsabre-wielding census-takers is nothing to sneeze at. StatsCan's full report (with no mention of Jedis) can be found here."
In other news.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In other news.... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:In other news.... (Score:4, Funny)
What about us married guys that enjoy D&D and Star Wars? We still can't get laid, but at least now we've got an excuse. We're married.
Re:In other news.... (Score:3, Offtopic)
Get married and get it regular.
Re:In other news.... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:In other news.... (Score:3, Funny)
Exhausted more like.
Re:In other news.... (Score:2)
Just Wondering (Score:3, Interesting)
why couldn't they just follow a normal religion? (Score:5, Funny)
Anyone remember the Star Trek religion on futurama? All the worshippers were killed by being tossed into volcanoes, the method most befitting virgins.
Re:why couldn't they just follow a normal religion (Score:3, Funny)
From the same episode of futurama.
Re:Just Wondering (Score:5, Interesting)
I would imagine that some enterprising individuals will take advantage sooner or later. At least here in the United States, a religion gets tax-free benefits. Wouldn't it be cool if someone organized a religion and then created a business underworld to avoid the government ala scientology?
For example,
A business could hire a Jedi employee. But instead of paying him/her with US currency, they could be paid in Jedi Dollars - JD (insert creative currency name here). The JD's could then be spent at any participating Jedi establishment - merely tax free. If so inclined, the Jedi could ask the employer to pay in a portion of taxable US dollars or the employee could trade them at market rate.
The opportunity is endless. When someone does implement it, I sure hope that they aren't as crooked as those fucking scientologists.
Re:Just Wondering (Score:3, Funny)
There's just one fatal flaw with your otherwise excellent proposal, exemplified thus:
Checkout Guy: That'll be $22.95, please.
Darth Jeff: We don't have any proper money, but (waves hand) Jedi Dollars will do fine.
You see the problem? :)
Re:Just Wondering (Score:4, Insightful)
Yes, there are "followers" of major religions that use others' beliefs to their advantage, but that was not the intent of those that "developed" the religion, unlike the parent post's comment.
They might just as well have put (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They might just as well have put (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They might just as well have put (Score:5, Funny)
According to Lucas... [salon.com]
Re:They might just as well have put (Score:4, Funny)
-B
No wonder (Score:5, Funny)
p.s. This isn't the country you're looking for.
OSQ (Score:5, Funny)
Re:OSQ (Score:3, Funny)
Gordie - "I moved here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh."
What do you expect (Score:2, Funny)
This is no surprise. Besides drinking beer and watching hockey, what else is there to do in Canada besides using the force?
Besides, the hairy palms insulate against the cold winters.
Census takers (Score:5, Funny)
I think you mean census respondents... census-takers are the people who come to your door asking you to fill out the census form. If one of those folks whipped out a lightsaber on me I think I'd try to do an extra-good job of filling in the little bubbles...
Revenge (Score:2)
Re:Census takers (Score:2)
A census taker once tried to test me.-- I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Go England! (Score:4, Funny)
*waves hand* There is nothing to see here. Move along.
Re:Go England! (Score:2)
Re:Go England! (Score:5, Informative)
As it turns out, the only part of the census the government can't fine you for is the religion option... as this snippet from a 2001 Register article says here
We spoke to the Home Office - which was not overly entertained especially since the Census is supposed to be deadly serious. However the Home Office would not say what constituted a religion and we subsequently discovered that while you can be heavily fined for putting down false details on a census form, it does not apply to the religion question.
Ah well... I think 400,000 was more than enough anyway
hmmm... (Score:5, Interesting)
I know in the US someone can register for religious recognition if they have something like 100 followers. (i dont know the exact number) The application can be accepted as long as no animal or person is sacrificed or otherwise eliminated as part of the religion's practice. Other requirements probably have to be met, but I do know that religious killings are a no-no.
Canada probably has something similar. Maybe someone should consider institutionalizing the Jedi religion and filing the proper paperwork.
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
5. PROPHET!!!
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Re:hmmm... (Score:4, Informative)
Others responding to you seem to be confusing IRS not-for-profit status with religion. They are not the same. The Catholic Church and the NAACP both enjoy not-for-profit status, but the latter is not a religion even though they both have the same tax status.
BTW, not-for-profit != "non-profit", the former is a tax status (more precisely a not-federally-and-other-places-taxed status) and the latter means you do not make a profit. Yes, there is a huge reality difference and a small technical difference.
Re:hmmm... (Score:2)
By far one of the most intelligent statements I've read on /. in years.
Others responding to you seem to be confusing IRS not-for-profit status with religion. They are not the same. The Catholic Church and the NAACP both enjoy not-for-profit status, but the latter is not a religion even though they both have the same tax status.
Granted, there
Re:hmmm... (Score:2)
So, theoretically, the failure of hundreds of dot-com businesses could have been slowed, or even stopped, by petitioning for IRS Not-for-profit status? Certainly would have been more descriptive of their business practices.
in the paragraph you were responding to. Nope, the dot-coms were for-profit and did not make a profit. Quite a difference from what I wrote.
Re:hmmm... (Score:2)
But does the intention to make a profit, and not actually making a profit, render them unqualified to receive IRS Not-For-Profit status. Jesse Jackson's Rainbow Coalition has Not-For-Profit status, and yet his organization has earned a profit. I'm sure the NAACP would love to make a profit if they could.
Re:hmmm... (Score:2, Informative)
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion..." Seems pretty straight forward to me.
Re:hmmm... (Score:2)
Re:hmmm... (Score:3, Insightful)
Bah, who cares one way or another. The government, since it's meant to represent ALL the people, should not, ever, EVER, incorporate religious doctrine, symbolism, etc, into it's workings. Yes, that includes no "under god" in the pledge of allegiance, or religious phrases on currency. Why? Because it's plainly obvious (to anyone who isn't trying to argue
Religion Question? (Score:5, Interesting)
If people are getting offended by the race question on the U.S. census form, I can just imagine the number of people that are going to get pissed off by a religion question.
Re:Religion Question? (Score:5, Interesting)
Now, before people get up in arms there are legitimate reasons for wanting this data. And they in no way harm any citizen. They are designed to help citizens.
For instance, the Marklar race respond that on average they earn 12,000 a year and have no indoor toilet. This lets the government know 1. Marklars may not be getting the racial equality that in the US should be mandatory. 2. Marklars are not properly being serviced by their government. This is rudimentary but you get the idea (i hope).
as for the questions, a curious thing happened in 2000. people complained about the questions, race, toilets, salary etc... Trent Lott, then Senate Majority Leader said that if people didn't want to answer the questions then the Census had no right to compel people to do so.
Here's the funny part. 1. the Census is meant only to count heads. 2. the other questions on the Census are tacked on by Congress 3. Congress in fact gives the Census the mandate to compel people to answer. 4. Trent Lott is an obvious asshat.
Finally for all of you clever people that thought the Census wouldn't count you if you closed the blinds when ever an enumerator came by you're wrong. Enumerators, towards the end of the Census would park at the end of your street and count people entering and leaving. How many cars in the driveway? How many people-size shadows behind the curtains? They would make an educated guess at the number and put that down.
Where is the 2000 Census data now? Arizona. In a big vault for the most part.
How do I know? That's where I Fed-Exed it. I was a Census Clerk for 2000. No, I really didn't care what you wrote down.
By the way, James Weatherby of 3247 Main St. has 5 bathrooms.
Re:Religion Question? (Score:3, Insightful)
1. Marklars may not be getting the racial equality that in the US should be mandatory.
2. Marklars are not properly being serviced by their government.
1. Does this mean that short folks are going to get leg implants so they can be equal to us tall folks?
2. If the Marklars REALLY want toilets, why can't they earn them, just like the rest of us did?
Seriously, you're righ
Re:Religion Question? (Score:3, Insightful)
Just one nit to pick - although your description of how the census works is PERFECT I have one problem with
2. Marklars are not properly being serviced by their government
Where does it say that it's the Government's job to make sure that Marklars have the same number and kinds of toilets?
It's fairly obvious that it's NOT interstate commerce, even if that is the excuse the courts use!
The Federal Government upsurps way to many powers that were reserved for the states or the people, but thats the way it'
Re:Religion Question? (Score:3, Insightful)
So, if we assume this is part of the State/local/private section, why is the FEDERAL government asking?
Of course, I still believe we are supposed to be "several states" with a common interest, and that the rights of the state outweigh the rights of the Federation, and that the rights of the person are greater than that of the State - In fact, the State/Federation have
Re:Religion Question? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Religion Question? (Score:2)
Why have 'religion' on the census ? At some point (I h
Re:Religion Question? (Score:2)
Re:Religion Question? (Score:2)
Those two questions are only used for political purposes and I refuse to play that kind of a game.
Re:Religion Question? (Score:2)
Re:Religion Question? (Score:5, Funny)
9. Describe your religious beliefs:
a. Christian conservative
b. Other Christian
c. Please add my name to John Ashcroft's list of "suspicious persons"
Re:Religion Question? (Score:5, Funny)
They only have it because most census respondents don't know who the hell that CowboyNeal guy is.
Re:Religion Question? (Score:5, Interesting)
In that sense, Atheist is being used as a "none of the above", which is a more valid use than some I've seen.
Is atheism a religion? I'm willing to roughly define religion as "a belief system, generaly characterized by the personification of natural forces, worship of same and a system of ritual." In that sense no, atheism is not a religion.
On the other hand, if you simply defined it as, "a set of beliefs concerning a system of one or more deities," then yes, atheism is a religion, at least as practiced by some.
I have a friend, for example who has what I would characterize as a "deep and irrational faith" in the non-existance of all gods and the evils of all religion. This is his core faith in the way the universe works, and I can't really make a strong distinction between that and believing that the Post Office box down the street created the universe in 22 nanoseconds out of the belly-button lint of Winston Churchill.
I, on the other hand am a strict agnostic. I have reached what I consider to be one of only three rational conclusions about religion: that we currently have no conclusive proof that there are any deities, and even if George Burns poped into my living room today and whisked my off to a distant galaxy to show me wonders beyond my imagining, I would still have no proof of anything but a George Burns-looking guy with some amazing abilities (at least to make me see cool stuff, if not actually manifest cool stuff) and a god-complex.
The other two rational conclusions are a) Pascal was a jerk for pointing it out, but he was right... choose a religion based on the degree of the negative outcome it predicts and hope you're right (note, such people are still technically agnostic in my book) and b) There are more important things to wory about. Enjoy the sun-rise and then get back to work.
FWIW: When I was about 10, I realized that I was an atheist (I didn't know the term agnostic, much less "strict agnostic" at the time), and in thinking about what that meant I was perhaps more terrified than I have ever been. It's a big deal for a 10 year old to have to face the insignificance of his own existance all at once, but I got over it and decided that I wanted to enjoy it while it lasted anyway.
I've since refined my sense of ethics based, not on fear of reprisals by a deity, but on the drives that I have in terms of a comfortable society of tolerant peers. Woefully there are too many folks in the world who will never introspect to that degree. For them, religion seems a fair way to deliver a moral and ethical outlook that they'll never have the inclination to generate for themselves.
Re:Religion Question? (Score:2, Interesting)
Religion
Agnostic. Atheist. Non-observant Jewish. Neo-pagan. Very commonly, three or more of these are combined in the same person. Conventional faith-holding Christianity is rare though not unknown.
Even hackers who identify with a religious affiliation tend to be relaxed about it, hostile to organized religion in general and all forms of
religious bigotry in particular. Many enjoy parody' religions such as Discordianism and t
Re:Religion Question? (Score:2)
HAND
Re:Religion Question? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Religion Question? (Score:5, Interesting)
Actually, I received a census form a few months back and after reading the "You are required by law to truthfully complete this survey" statement, I decided to give them a call. Guess what. That religious and race data gets used. It's available to all those congress men and women just itching to do a little social engineering and earmark funds for their various flavors of constituents. For instance, the woman I talked to indicated something along the lines of "I there is an area with a high race concentration that has difficulties they may be elligible for special funding."
The good thing is that she also indicated that it'd be acceptable if I entered 'DECLINED' in the objectionable boxes. Even though it's really not optional ... they'd prefer that to a lie or the bother of fines/legal action.
The really bad thing is that this data gets used and it's likely not even right! How many people intentionally enter false data? The really infuriating thing is that this data, perhaps incorrect, is used to collect information on social engineering programs like affirmative action. Yes, it makes sense. But it still drives me nuts.
Originated in NZ then UK (Score:5, Informative)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/new_me
Use the Force eh? (Score:5, Funny)
Statistically significant? (Score:2)
Re:Statistically significant? (Score:2)
Whos to say they arent jedi? (Score:2, Interesting)
To put it bluntly, fuck off. You left that part of the form as fill in the blank. If you dont like my answer, maybe you shouldnt be asking the question.
Re:Whos to say they arent jedi? (Score:2)
Who is giving you a hard time? Has a single one of the Canuck Jedi been harassed in any way because of the census? NO, because census data is for statistical purposes only, not personal targetting. Nobody cares about this, except the meida.
Who is complaining? Seems the media is making more noise than stats canada i
Re:Whos to say they arent jedi? (Score:2)
And it's sad that i know that.
Depends on your point of view. (Score:2)
However, religion is a powerful social force, and defines groups of people who stick together, help each other, in business, vote as a block sometimes, etc. IT's a way of breaking down society that enough peopl throughout history see as defining enough to start WARS over.
So the philosophical rhetoric aside, knowing how many catholics, muslims, protestants, etc. is more than summing up someon'es belief. You ca
Funny ... (Score:5, Funny)
You're all frauds, the lot of you. Your probationary period is OVER, you will never become a Jedi now.
Re:Funny ... (Score:2)
I took your classes, but they only led me to the dark side. The student will become the master!
Re:Funny ... (Score:2)
Re:Funny ... (Score:5, Funny)
My name is Audo Jarkee, the American Federation of Jedi Knights Local 200. We show no records of you completing the level 3 Jedi Master training certification. If you continue to fraudulently claim to be a certified trainer in the Ways of The Jedi(tm) then we shall be forced to sanction you and your students, preventing them from acquiring their Labor Union cards and making them unqualified for holding positions as a Jedi Knight(tm)
If you wish to continue in your training sessions and gain official certification as a Jedi Master, then please contact your local certification authorization office Monday thru Friday between the hours of 10am-2pm (closed for lunch 10:45am-1:15pm). Thank you for your cooperation.
..and this guy is one of them (Score:2)
And if IIRC, (Score:5, Funny)
Nothing like a sucky sequel to weed out the unbelievers.
All of a sudden, I have this vision of a bunch of Christians in ancient Corinth, huddled around the latest of Paul's writings. "Wait, this sucks so much compared to his first letter! That's it, I'm leaving!"
;-)
Why the h8? (Score:2, Interesting)
The weapons were cool, the clone factory was cool, the fights were cool so why all the h8?
Re:Why the h8? (Score:2)
Lucas replaced the annoying Jar Jar sequences with annoying C3PO-switched-heads-with-battle-robot, and he was emphasized way too much.
Dumb car racing through the city of Corscucant with aliens saying "Jedi do-do!", and "What the-".
Cheeeesy love sequences.
Another bad actor playing Anakin... are the Skywalker men doomed to be played by bad actors?
Of course we use the force. (Score:4, Funny)
Obvious...? (Score:5, Funny)
I find their lack of faith disturbing.
[ducks]
What does this show? (Score:2)
People will fill out a form if you make them fill out a form. If you want actual demographic info with some relation to reality it must be a voluntary form. [and even then there is a self-selection bias, but at least you drop the folks who say they were born in 1804].
Undermined by Lucas (Score:2)
Being the creator, I am sure that Mr. Lucas would have
And so what? (Score:5, Insightful)
But because its Canada.. (Score:5, Funny)
Personal Privacy Aggregate Statistic (Score:2)
There is no personal private information that is traceable to you.
Now if it was possibly traceable, or gave a particular impression. (ie 90% of the 10 men in this room masturbate to anime porn) That could be a personal information, but when it is sufficiently vague as to who the data relates to it is a non issue.
It isn't that this data should be unknown, it is that your data should not be known as yours.
What angers me... (Score:4, Interesting)
What angers me is that everybody assumes that these people do not actually Worship jedi!
Articles [colorado.edu] and films [ifilm.com] already exist regarding this spiritual movement.
Plus, we already admit that other such religions exist:
- Star Trek - Leonard Nimoy Should Eat More Salsa Foundation [rr.com]
- Hicks - Love thy Mullet [mulletsgalore.com]
- Plastic surgery - Cosmetics for the holy [eyeforgod.com]
Anyway...
Davak
Dodgy reporting? (Score:5, Interesting)
"Statistics Canada didn't report the number of people who responded Jedi in tables listing response rates for other religions, saying that their analysis did not include the "media-driven'' response, in part because the sample was so small. However, statisticians did when asked produce tables showing a much smaller number of Rastafarians, Scientologists and Satanists."
How do they know that 20,000 Canadians declared themselves to be Jedi? Could it be (gasp) just a number that the web site made up so it could write a story about the NZ and UK census returns?
Ack, Damn Aussies always manage to get the credit! (Score:2, Informative)
Though I hear the actual email which started the whole thing may have come from the UK, not sure which.
This is Russell Crowe all over again.. when he's winning oscars he's an Australian... but when he's getting totally pissed and trying (and failing) to beat the crap out of some guy he's a Kiwi... *Sigh*
Regards,
A
Re:Ack, Damn Aussies always manage to get the cred (Score:5, Funny)
Story (Score:5, Funny)
A Time-Honored Tradition (Score:5, Informative)
When I first read about this phenomonon, I thought it sounded familiar to something some prankster did many years ago. Now, in this Age of Google, I have found the original article [www.tao.ca].
The article deals with the propogation of "memes" -- infectious ideas that take on a life of their own (e.g. "All your base..."). It discusses in particular how the author faced what he thought was a rather impudent question on his college admission form -- asking for his religion -- and, with his cheeky response, inadvertently started a meme. It also discusses how the meme was extinguished by the college administration.
The religious meme thing is about one-third of the way down, but I recommend reading the whole article. It's a good read.
Schwab
Overall Religious stats are quite telling (Score:5, Funny)
Also quite interesting was the shift from mainstream Protestantism to groups such as "born again" and "evangelical christian" (121% increase)and perhaps "no religion" (43% increase) or the eastern religions (roughly 85% increase). Not sure if that indicates an ideological shift or one of identity with respect to "christian". Certainly the rise in Muslin, Sikh, etc. practice can be traced to immigration, Canada has experienced enourmous diversity since the 1991 census.
I tried to find similar information on the U.S. Census website, but was unable.
Now, we get to the bottom of a comment where Slashdotters rarely spend time. This is where the real meat and potatoes of many comments are made. Not is this case. I am taking this space to talk of my collection of women's undergarments. Why was this not included on the census form? Surely there are large numbers of lingerie collecting atheist computer geeks out there, how could this be overlooked?
Words of Wisdome to Canadian Jedi (Score:5, Funny)
Here's my take... (Score:4, Funny)
31 million? (Score:2)
Of course since we have a Canadian governor, I wonder if we won't be going the other way...
Statistics Canada (Score:4, Informative)
From the statistics act: http://www.statcan.ca/english/about/statact.htm
False or unlawful information
31. Every person who, without lawful excuse,
(a) refuses or neglects to answer, or wilfully answers falsely, any question requisite for obtaining any information sought in respect of the objects of this Act or pertinent thereto that has been asked of him by any person employed or deemed to be employed under this Act, or
(b) refuses or neglects to furnish any information or to fill in to the best of his knowledge and belief any schedule or form that the person has been required to fill in, and to return the same when and as required of him pursuant to this Act, or knowingly gives false or misleading information or practises any other deception thereunder
is, for every refusal or neglect, or false answer or deception, guilty of an offence and liable on summary conviction to a fine not exceeding five hundred dollars or to imprisonment for a term not exceeding three months or to both. 1970-71-72, c. 15, s. 29.
I think this was a subtle form of protest. You should see the stuff I told them the last time they chose me. My NYT mandatory registration lists me as a 13 year old lawyer from Afghanistan who makes USD $150,000 a year. Let's see what the marketing Noobs make of that one, LOL... And I resent the government doing this sort of thing even more. BTW, even though they don't identify individuals, localized statistical data is available right down to your postal code, which is a tax subsidized godsend to direct marketing agencies.
The force is weak with this one (Score:4, Funny)
1. There's more freaky people with no life in Australia.
2. Australians are more likely to take the piss out of something they think is stupid or pointless.
where do they find teachers? (Score:3, Interesting)
In the Star Wars movies, the method for becoming a Jedi was to meet one and train under him (or her?). How does anyone outside of the movies do this? Have you ever met an actual Jedi Master?
I am both a disciple and a teacher in one of the traditions Lucas imitated when he wrote ANH. For the record, Kadampa Buddhism, which was practiced in Tibet until recently. If someone comes up to me and tells me they are a Kadampa, but they have never met a Kadampa before and have never received teachings directly, I know they are mistaken. This is a tradition that must be passed on person-to-person. I always thought Jedi was too.
Or maybe I'm just taking this way too seriously
Wangden
The force is strong with this one... (Score:4, Interesting)
I'm anywhere from 11 to 80 years of age, with my birthday falling between Jan 1 and Dec 30, and tend to make over $100,000 every year as an unemployed home maker that specializes in a technical career field. I am of multiple genders, races, and religions. I always live at 1234 Somewhere Ave. My phone number is 911-123-4567 feel free to call day or night. Now of course if it's for something important like pre-ordering Star Wars Galaxies (ok so I'm a nerd get over it), I tend to be honest enough with my info to get my credit card approved, but nothing more.
I would like to know... (Score:3, Insightful)
Atheists on the Rise (Score:3, Informative)
see here for a synopsis @ statcan [statcan.ca]
I told the census takers.... (Score:3, Funny)
That my religious affiliation was "Elbonian". Alternatively, you could say you're Izzian or Izbian [izzicam.com].
Religion as entertainment... (Score:3, Interesting)
Look at the Greek 'myths'; they're really good stories. Maybe they started purely as stories, and that it was only over several generations that people started to accept them as real.
Re:Significant sosiology phenomena (Score:5, Funny)
If I was gonna pick though, I'd want something Romulan. Romulan chicks are hot!
Re:Significant sosiology phenomena (Score:2)
I'd pick any starfleet ship counselor anytime. According to Ricker (both of them), they're easy to come by. Just raise an eyebrow and it's corresponding shoulder and do the jazzy walk...
Re:Significant sosiology phenomena (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Lucky Candadians (Score:2)
Now I live back home in Canada.
Damn Aussies!