Products Seek Antiterrorism Certification 290
Makarand writes "According to ABCNews/Forbes, businesses with antiterrorism products for which they are unable to find insurers to provide
liability coverage are lining up to
seek the Homeland Security Department's
seal of approval. Products certified as antiterrorism products enjoy some protection
from liability suits and an official 'seal of approval', making them easier to sell. The Department has started
accepting applications for certification, many likely to come from technology companies such as Qualcomm, Unisys, and others, starting Sept. 1."
Useless & Opportunistic (Score:3, Funny)
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Truly Useless and Quite Opportunistic (Score:5, Interesting)
I hope Microsoft Windows is the first product to get certified since I find that it and Homeland Security have quite a bit in common (including the facts that neither does its advertised job and both hold enough power to quash anything that gets in their way)
Re:Truly Useless and Quite Opportunistic (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Truly Useless and Quite Opportunistic (Score:2)
Re:Truly Useless and Quite Opportunistic (Score:3, Insightful)
Don't forget that they were saying that only a couple of hours after the blackouts started. They didn't even start to have a meaningful explanation of what did cause the problem until the next day, but somehow they were so sure after 2 hours that it wasn't terrorism?
The DepHomSec constantly needs to justify its exististence. "See, no terrorism! We're doin' our job right good!"
What is suspicious behavior? (Score:2)
The squeaky wheels of justice need greasing...
-B
re: What is a Haz Mat Suit? When do I need one? (Score:4, Funny)
What is a Haz Mat Suit? When do I need one?
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Will help you escape exploding buildings in case of attack by alien terrorists from the planet Xen.
A must have for every research scientist working in an anomalous materials lab!
Re: What is a Haz Mat Suit? When do I need one? (Score:2, Funny)
Seal of Removel? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Seal of Removel? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Seal of Removel? (Score:4, Insightful)
Quite the opposite, I would think. If the product has the Holy Seal, that means the vendor knew the product has potential to cause major harm and took steps to cover itself from liability suits. Therefore, if you see a product [happyfunball.com] with the seal on it, run like hell.
Good Lord (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Good Lord (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good Lord (Score:5, Insightful)
It's easy to make fun of some of the more extreme stuff, but I wonder how much of it comes from the need to rationalize a total lack of preparation for anything bad, because preparation means you have to admit to yourself that something could happen, rather than living in ignorant denial.
The "terrorist threat" has been used by lots of people with lots of agendas. Fear is a good way to control people. At the same time, the interesting dynamic comes from the fact that the ones who fear the most, are usually the most ill-prepared for realistic threats to safety. Their fear runs so deep that they can't admit to themselves that there really may be a threat. Confidence comes from rational preparation.
The chances of any one particular thing happening to one particular person is pretty low. There's an interesting statistical game here though. It's similar to the birthday problem. Basically, though the chance of any particular thing happening to you is miniscule, the chance of something happening to you is high, because there are so many weird things that can happen to you.
Tornados, hurricanes, flash floods, earthquakes, acts of terror, random criminal acts, terminal communicable diseases... There are many freak things that can happen to a person, and at some point, one of the "rare" things will probably happen to you. The chance of each is slight, but one can't ignore them.
Luckily the way to prepare for many of them is the same. Extra food, water, personal defense, a shelter or at least a reinforced area. It's more irrational not to do basic things to prepare, than to do them.
On the other hand, most of the things needed to prepare are basic, not fancy gizmos. Security and preparation doesn't have to constantly have the word "terrorism" after it to justify it.
Don't be afraid, be prepared.
Re:Good Lord (Score:3, Insightful)
You really should look at David Dunning [cornell.edu]'s research at Cornell, which suggests the opposite may be true in most cases. His study on showing that people who are least competent are most unaware of their own incompetence was widely reported a few years back.
-Isaac
Re:Good Lord (Score:5, Insightful)
Right on the money. When I was a teen I worked in a factory during the summer, and my job was putting fiberglass inserts into some automotive part and then pressing some steel parts together using a huge, very loud press. The company, by law, offered air filters and ear plugs but literally no-one used them. Not being a follower, I opted to avoid lung cancer and hearing loss and used both. What I discovered was that taking precautions like these was actually scorned and belittled for taking these precautions, and the natural conclusions is that my self-preservation made real the vulnerabilities of others, and in a classic case of denial, they'd rather pretend that the threat didn't exist than deal with it, and somehow my reminding them of their frailties made it somehow more real.
Very similar to that happened in the recent Toronto SARS scare: The media and the general public actually scorned people who took to wearing masks -- Big bloody deal! So people wore a mask -- how does this make other people less healthy? If anything, the masks could help reduce the transmissions of regular ailments like the flu and the cold, so they're almost doing a public service, but you wouldn't think that hearing the way the media and public belittled those who took to pursuing that precaution.
Re:Good Lord (Score:3, Interesting)
As for the harm? No, wearing masks isn't in itself harmful. Ignoring the much more likely causes of death life throws at us is, and 9 times out of 10 people put on a mask, figure "I'll live through today", and remain ignorant. Decimating the local economy (think tourism)
Re:Good Lord (Score:4, Insightful)
I mean, when was the last time you heard of something radioactive, with a definitive number attached to it? How do media reports skew the public and instill fear by simply leaving out the true numbers and lumping everything under the single term "radioactive"?
How often to people ask their dentist how much radiation they are exposed to during X-Rays?
Re:Good Lord (Score:2)
Re:Good Lord (Score:2)
This is why I have strapped an extremely low frequency sound generator to my head everytime I go outside (admittedly, not often).
Try to intimidate me? Ha-ha! Take these imagined ghosts and feelings of sickness, you scum!
Re:Good Lord (Score:2)
hmmmmm (Score:3, Insightful)
Anyway... as a libertarian, I prefer certification to licensure. Certification toward the goal of anti-terrorism will likely help some software companies sell software to the government. It also may shed light on some requirements that woudln't necessarily be obvious were they not outlined in the cert requirements.
Certificates... (Score:5, Funny)
Bullshit. (Score:2)
Perforate the sneaky S.O.B.'s ass first, worry about the getting your 'certi' later.
Re:Certificates... (Score:2)
Re:Certificates... (Score:2)
"Oh shit! That dude is about to blow himself up! I will shoot him, that will be effective!"
Re:Certificates... (Score:2)
I guess that's why Air Marshals don't exist.....
Re:Certificates... (Score:2)
Re:Certificates... (Score:3, Funny)
1) Hold trigger swich down
2) Flip arming switch
3) ???
4) PROFIT!!!
Re:Certificates... (Score:4, Funny)
4) PROPHET!!!
What exactly is the standard used? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:What exactly is the standard used? (Score:5, Funny)
Did the check clear?
Re:What exactly is the standard used? (Score:2)
+10 insightfull
OR
Did the campain finance check clear?
Re:What exactly is the standard used? (Score:2)
=P Just clarifying..
Re:What exactly is the standard used? (Score:2)
> What would be the standards used for this certification?
Campaign donations by the applicant?
Getting worse? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re: Getting worse? (Score:2, Flamebait)
> Makes me wonder what sort of "protection from liability suits" these seals will get exactly. It may just be me, but I don't think antiterrorism products need this sort of freedom.
Yeah, but it's yet another convenient way the Bush Administration can exploit 9/11 as an excuse to hand out some more corporate welfare without raising too much of an outcry.
will Halliburton have to apply for the seal? (Score:2)
Re:will Halliburton have to apply for the seal? (Score:2)
-B
Ok now we need to stop (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Ok now we need to stop (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ok now we need to stop (Score:2)
Re:Ok now we need to stop (Score:2)
Just keep posting to SlashDot, it'll have the same effect.
(i.e. you will not be getting laid)
Re:Ok now we need to stop (Score:2, Insightful)
As if that's the only reason for a government, your statement simplifies the reality in almost the same ridiculous (as much as it may resonate with some) way as Moore's movie does.
Re:Ok now we need to stop (Score:3, Interesting)
Much of this is privatized anyway. Since we wouldn't be paying riduculous amounts of tax we'd all have extra money to pay for these things directly. And we'd probably get better value for our cash.
. I'll admit I haven't seen the movie but if he's asserting that governments only exist because of terrorism then he's an
Re:Ok now we need to stop (Score:2)
Re:Ok now we need to stop (Score:2)
Wherever it may lead, it is change, and maybe in some ways even progress. I believe it will eventually lead to utopia. When people collectively figure out what they want out of life.
Maybe one group of people will declare their way of life superior and commit mass genocide on the rest who can't agree. But in the end, when they are the onl
LZW (Score:2, Funny)
Side Effect (Score:4, Insightful)
One important side effect of this activity is that it legitimizes the Homeland Security Department. Any time faith and/or judgment are derived from an organization, it makes that organization more real, and more powerful. This is very similar to the idea of demonizing an enemy. If your enemy is vague and hard to define and hard to describe (Al Queda), then you need to find a figurehead to present to the people. It is hard to teach people to hate something vague, but it is much easier to hate a single person, e.g., Bin Laden or Sadam. (It is also very easy to talk about how certain types of people are evil, but I'm getting too far off topic with that.) In any event, as more companies and people talk about the homeland security department, the more power it will have, and the more money it will get.
Re:Side Effect (Score:3, Insightful)
"We are at war with East Eurasia!" becomes "We are at war with Oceania!"
and
"We are at war against al Qaeda!" becomes "We are at war with Iraq!"
Re:Side Effect (Score:4, Insightful)
Except now we are at war with al Qaeda again, erm, I mean "We have always been at war with al Qaeda!"
It's nice to see a 1984 reference from a poster who actually read the damn book.
Re:Side Effect (Score:3, Informative)
Odd, I'd swear we went to war with them after they KILLED 3000 CIVILIANS. It was almost 2 years ago, around September 11th or so.
I've yet to hear a government official of any kind claim that 'we've always been at war with Al Qaeda'. Iraq, on the other hand, ever since.. wait for it.. they invaded Kuwait.
See, in 1984, the government lied to its people about the past, and went so far as to remove evidence
Re:Side Effect (Score:4, Insightful)
So, let's look at this: the CIA trained and set up Bin Laden, downplayed their knowledge of the 1993 attack at the World Trade Center, created somewhat tenous connections between al-Qaeda (whatever spelling, fuck it) and Hussein. We can't find any WMD's, so we begin to hunt for al-Qaeda again. Oh, and by the way, while we're at this, we're going to really fuck up overtime laws, but remember, You're Fighting Terrorism! The Department of Homeland Security (DepLuv) will let you know when it's safe to come out from under your bed.
Yeah, that's completely different from 1984's premise.
Re:Side Effect (Score:2)
See, in 1984, the government lied to its people about the past, and went so far as to remove evidence of the real past. Anyone can pick up a history book/surf the web/watch TV and learn what I've just said.
But they [washingtonpost.com]
don't do they?
And from the look of this [cbsnews.com] Bin Laden has already won.
Other the other hand... (Score:2)
"They're trying to steal your Medicare!"
"Capitalism is destroying the environment!"
"Homelessness is increasing!"
"Your Social Security might get cut!"
So, name your poison.
Re:Side Effect (Score:2)
From people on the street that I've talked to about this they don't ever seem to remember when the change took place, or if there was even a change. They just know we are at war with Iraq, and we have always been at war with Iraq (at least as long as their conditioned minds can remember).
We must remember that most of what we see and hear from the media and or government is more than likely propaganda.
Re:Side Effect (Score:2)
PTO, the sequel (Score:5, Interesting)
Is it because the Department of Homeland Security isn't even remotely qualified for that task?
Naw, couldn't be....
WindowsXP - US DOHS Seal of Approval! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:WindowsXP - US DOHS Seal of Approval! (Score:2)
Re:WindowsXP - US DOHS Seal of Approval! (Score:2)
What Microsoft needs ... (Score:5, Funny)
mod parent up (Score:2)
Point taken, but there's the question of scale. Is it more useful to the terrorist to drive airplanes into each of our buildings (we've got a lot of buildings) than to score, say, AOL's credit card database and by using huge numbers of small fradulent charges try to destroy VISA, and with it the consumer economy.
I'm not really convinced by my argument either. I plan to steal and trot out your argument at the next bull session.
Slashdot Certification (Score:5, Funny)
Any 'pro-terrorist' website would be rendered useless after an article posting on the front page.
Re:Slashdot Certification (Score:3, Funny)
Other possible mods: (-1, Thoughcrime) (+1, Patriot) (+2, Doubleplusgood Post) (+1, With Us) (-1, Against Us)
Problem approving services (Score:4, Insightful)
This is one thing I find strange, and
"...wants its members' Internet services certified..."
I'm not so sure how this can be done. Software, interenet services, and telecommunications are all services that behave very differently from products. A company must continually stay on top of everything to provide reliable, safe, and er, I guess anti-terroristic (?) services. Sure, they could have some experts go through everything and put down a seal of approval, but if the company cuts back a little here and a little there, they could fall behind. I guess they want to push it for insurance purposes. Am I missing something here? Please correct me if I misread.
Caveat emptor (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Caveat emptor (Score:2, Funny)
Don't taunt Happy Fun Ball (tm)
I love it! (Score:4, Insightful)
"Certified to fight terrorism."
The way the word it, it sounds to me like those Tom Ridge puppeteers want to issue some letters of marques and reprisal is in THIS century!
September 1st? (Score:2)
Developers? (Score:2, Funny)
Does it then become a crime... (Score:4, Insightful)
How long... (Score:2)
I'll give you seal of approval... (Score:4, Funny)
Maybe we should give sites that survive the Slashdot effect our own seal of approval... in the form of a 1600x1200 TIFF...
(Note: Yeah, I know: TIFFs don't work without a plugin. It's just funnier this way.)
Oh man thats fantasy (Score:3, Funny)
Internet services? (Score:4, Interesting)
My bet is that the certification requirement for internet services amounts to "We spy on our users."
This is a terrible idea (Score:4, Insightful)
My 2 Cents.
Terrorism Sells (Score:5, Interesting)
I personally think it is sad that America has let the terrorist win. Thanks to media and government hysteria, terrorists have become the "boogie man" that everyone seems to fear. In sustaining this hysteria, the US Government has created an environment where they can do practically anything as long as it is keeping the country "safe" from "terrorism".
The good news is that this environment is starting to slowly change. Some of the government's massive corruption is starting to get questioned by members of Congress. I think this marks the first steps in stopping the legacy of tyranny the Bush Administration has caused and restoring the values on which America was founded on.
Further and further down the rabbit hole... (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Further and further down the rabbit hole... (Score:2)
Re:Further and further down the rabbit hole... (Score:3, Funny)
Well... I guess Bush needed this... (Score:2, Insightful)
Sorry for the flamebait... this stuff, Bush at the top of the list, just get me pissed! If your a democrate... you may atleast find the idea funny !
Interested to see who applies (Score:2)
Won't this be a magnet for hacking? (Score:3, Interesting)
Would this essentially make those who perform the certification the next laughing stock?
Microsoft has shown us that declaring something secure doesn't mean that it actually is.
I certainly hope the certifying individuals have more capacity upstairs than the US patent office when it comes to understanding technology.
Maybe I'm not reading this right... (Score:2)
The article compares it to rules currently applying to defence contractors, which, as far as I can
REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME (Score:3, Insightful)
Seriously, it's OK to sell crap, as long as you're fighting terrorism. It's OK to lockup innocents as long as you're fighting terrorism, it's OK to bomb Iraq as long as you're fighting terrorism. It's OK to bankrupt the economy as long as you're fighting terrorism. Next we should lock up 12-year olds to help with the fight on file sharers. They could also be terrorists.
The McCarthy era is back, in full force.
Go ahead fuckers, mod me down.
Comment removed (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME (Score:3, Interesting)
Why all the trouble? (Score:4, Insightful)
Is it just me... (Score:4, Insightful)
A) Governments say which products are "ok". (this kinda made me cringe when I first considered it... because it could so be exploited.)
B) Consumers live with a false sense of security.
C) Terrorists attack the "safe" products first and leave the other ones alone.
D) Businesses that "pay up" get the seal, and those who don't... are considered second rate.
E) Products without the seal can use that as a defence against *any* form of liability. (ie: Caveat Emptor)
F) The seal idea indicates that the companies are currently not doing their best to protect us.
G) With a little tampering, the seal could be applied to any product as a fake.
Re:Is it just me... (Score:5, Insightful)
With regards to (E), there will be no defense. If your product isn't on "the list," then it'll be fair game for anyone to sue. They'll say, "We're not on the list, we never promised anything!" and the plaintifs will say, "You're not on the list--we're going to take you down!" Who has the deeper pockets?
Also, items (A) through (E) are SO large, that (F) and (G) are msotly irrelevant. It won't matter if the seal is fake or not, because the seal won't matter. At all.
It's pathetic. Anti-capitalist, anti-competitive, doesn't provide any security at all, creates an entirely false sense of security in the population, and promotes special interest groups.
Good to see that things are going according to plan under Bush.
This'll go the same way as the terrorism futures (Score:2)
But you have to laugh 'THIS PRODUCT WAS NOT MADE OR USED BY A TERRORIST!'
What kind of way to fight terrorism is this? (Score:2)
KFG
How soon before this gets abused? (Score:2, Interesting)
Call it what you want, but the Department of Homeland Security is the infrastructure for the inevitable police state the US is becoming... not now - but say 40 years from now.
Remember McCarthy? (Score:5, Insightful)
Jeez, people, do we have to repeat the whole 20th century again?
It seems to me that good-sounding policies underpinned by vague premises, broad (though justifiable) fear are symptomatic of a trend toward heavy, popular repression of some single group of people, chosen because they're an easy scapegoat. The next logical step would be global-scale ethnic cleansing, wouldn't it?
I have no interest in supporting terrorism in any form, but I worry that we'll embrace a cure worse than the disease by painting a people with too broad a brush.
Terrorists are animals, but let's not turn the tag into an easy way to lump a whole people into an easy-to-nuke corral.
Treating any group of people as objects is the first step toward the new Auschwitz.
Re:Would Counterstrike count? (Score:5, Funny)
you laugh but (Score:2)
Colt 1991 (Score:2, Funny)
I hope Colt seeks approval for some of their .45 semi-autos. When confronted with terrorists, I can't think of anything else I'd rather have.
Well, besides my blankie and my mommy, anyway.
Re:Hi everybody. (Score:2)
Good show (Score:2)