In Search of Stupidity 282
In Search of Stupidity: Over 20 Years of High-Tech Marketing Disasters | |
author | Merrill R. Chapman |
pages | 256 |
publisher | APress |
rating | 10 |
reviewer | Alex Moskalyuk |
ISBN | 1590591046 |
summary | Over 20 Years of High-Tech Marketing Disasters |
Rick Chapman, on the back of the dustcover, features an impressive resume of MicroPro, Ashton-Tate, IBM, Inso, Microsoft, Novell, DataEase, Stromberg, Sun Microsystems, Teradata and Ziff-Davis. For those who just recently caught up to speed with the computer industry, some names might sound unfamiliar. Indeed, a great many tech companies were driven into the ground either by poor management practice or poor product planning.
About the book
The author explores the stories of Digital Research, MicroPro, Ashton-Tate, Borland, Motorola, Novell, Netscape and a slew of ASPs (Application Service Companies), as well as dot-coms, to derive lessons on mismanagement. Chapman also talks about current behemoths, IBM, Intel and Microsoft, telling stories of numerous product failures and the ways the companies have managed to deal with each blow. Apple Computer is also mentioned, but don't forward a copy of the title to your local friendly Mac zealot -- contemplating Apple's current market share and influence on the market (with some speculations on what could have been done), Chapman calls Apple the world's largest irrelevant company.
Want to learn secret skills of ruining a perfectly good product line? How about being a great company for thousands of developers and then pissing off almost 100 percent of them? Want to get a clear roadway on publishing two parallel software products that compete with one another, while even the sales people are unable to clarify the differences? In Search of Stupidity takes the reader on the joyous ride, following closely the growth and downfall of technological giants.
Developers! Developers! Developers!
Famous Joel Spolsky provided a preface for Chapman's title, where he provided some interesting statistics about world's largest consumer software companies as well as thoughts on the issue of who runs the company better -- programmers or business majors? "When Pepsi-pusher John Sculley was developing the Apple Newton, he didn't know something that every computer science major in the country knows: handwriting recognition is not possible. This was at the same time that Bill Gates was hauling programmers into meetings begging them to create a single rich text edit control that could be reused in all their products," writes Spolsky, implying that people who run software or hardware companies better have some knowledge about their business.
Chapman's critique of that preface runs throughout the book -- the famous setback that can be expected from the developer's community is the notion that the code should be re-written for the new version, as the old one simply is too buggy and it's easier to start anew.
What's good about the book
In the introduction chapter Chapman provides a great overview of what to expect in the book. His style is lively, full of analogies and old tales. The book is marked by a good sense of humor, without actually going into jokes (except for occasional re-telling of Intel Pentium FPU-related humor). All the companies who were not big enough to deserve a separate chapter but still stupid enough to be in the book are mentioned in introduction. Street Technologies, who in an advertising brochure bravely claimed the owner of its software could "eliminate half of the work force," and whose literature probably never made it through the mail room. Syncronys, who sold the SoftRAM product, which promised to "double your computer memory," except for the fact it didn't actually do it. Project Iridium from Motorola, which burned through $5 billion before figuring out that market for thousand-dollar phones and hundred-dollar service charges was a bit limited.
The table of contents can be found on the book Web site, and from the subchapter names like "The Great Pentium Bunny Roast" one can deduct that the book is full of good humor mixed with sarcasm. Sometimes Chapman is merciless when mentioning some of his stories' subjects. Here's his introduction to a chapter on Netscape vs. Microsoft battle:
The author does provide a pretty good collection of facts on just what Netscape has done wrong, and how Microsoft's onslaught could have been avoided, so the quoted paragraph is not just an attempt to personally insult Andreessen. Here's a story of Ashton-Tate and its leader Ed Esber, who eventually ruined the company:If you like the horror movies, you know the cast usually sports a character you've come to think of as The Idiot Who Deserves to Die. He's the knucklehead who runs screaming into the path of Godzilla just as the giant reptile is heading out to spend a relaxing afternoon destroying Tokyo, and gets squashed like a bug. The dimwit who sticks his noggin out of the deserted cabin in the woods and yells out "Mad slasher? What mad slasher?" just before the mad slasher decapitates him. The space-bound fumble-fingers who always manages to drop his blaster right when the Tentacle of Doom is zeroing it on him for lunch. If Marc Andreessen, co-founder of one-time wonder company Netscape, ever gives up high tech for a career in horror movies, he'll play that character.
Esber did fancy himself something of a business guru, and one of his favorite quotes was "A computer will not make a good manager out of a bad manager. It makes a good manager faster and a bad manager worse faster." He had something there. It had taken George Tate about 5 years to build Ashton-Tate to software giant status; it would take Ed Esber only 2.5 years to put the company on the road to ruin. And Esber had a PC on his desk the entire time.
Debunking the myths
Besides providing a lot of good stories from the history, Chapman also tries to dispell some myths about the industry. Most of the myths somehow involve Microsoft, which is hardly surprising, provided Chapman dedicated more attention to software companies than hardware companies. He describes the attitude towards the company in the early stages of the industry development, points out why ISVs flocked towards DOS/Windows instead of more stable OS/2, and denies the common belief that Bill Gates' project owes most of its success to the deal with IBM to put DOS on the PC.
Chapman also analyzes the mistakes made, and shows how Apple Computer could've been the 99% market share vendor right now, but a few stupid mistakes in the company's past allowed for better short-term gains while leading the company into oblivion. In the last chapter, the demise of dot-coms and application service providers is told in a sort of haphazard way, without going into details of any specific company. Chapman keeps his sense of humor and is not so full of sarcasm and "I told you so" attitude as Philip Kaplan's F'd Companies .
Overall
The book is an enjoyable read, and with roughly 250 pages of interesting and fact-packed text makes an informative one, too. Even if you have been in the industry long enough to know better about the mistakes Chapman names, the book is worth reading just to re-fresh the past memories and learn some juicy details about the companies' internals (Chapman personally worked in MicroPro's WordStar team and at Ashton-Tate, among others). For others, it's a great learn to take a look at serious and less-serious screw-ups by major technological companies.
Each chapter is preceded by a caricature. The chapter on MicroPro shows WordStar and WordStar 2000 pointing a gun to one another's head with an apparent attempt to pull the trigger. The chapter on OS/2 (titled The Idiot Piper) shows that very idiot piper playing apparently a tune of OS/2, while the products designed for the operating system are heading off the cliff. Chapter on Intel's Pentium flop features bunny suits dancing around the barbecue fire with equations like "9/3 = 2.999" on their aprons.
In Search of Stupidity is an excellent source of information, analysis and good laughs. It's one of the few industry titles that will give you a large supply of stories to re-tell to other developers over a beer. Chapman's book is also an excellent case study collection of anti-management rules that one should avoid when running a high tech company.
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Good management advice (Score:5, Funny)
Found it. (Score:5, Funny)
In Search of Stupidity
Your search is over [sco.com].
It wasn't lying, it was a matter of emphasis. (Score:5, Funny)
Now where have we heard that before? At least these guys will be able to get a job in the Bush administration.
Re:It wasn't lying, it was a matter of emphasis. (Score:3, Funny)
I don't know about that. Along with their campaign call center, I'm pretty sure they outsourced that to India, too.
Re:Working for the Bush adminstration? (Score:2, Insightful)
Nothing wrong with that.
blowjobs from interns
Nothing wrong with that.
complete ignorance about foreign policy?
As opposed to the current president who has single-handedly alienated the rest of the world?
Re:Found it. (Score:3, Insightful)
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers...
Re:Found it. (Score:4, Interesting)
Stupidest Management Advice Book Ever (Score:3, Interesting)
The stupidest management/leadership advice book ever: Make It So [amazon.com], by Wess Roberts and Bill Ross.
And I say this as a Trek fan.
Schwab
Chapter Three (Score:2)
With statements from former Enron execs, who also go over the benefits of plausible deniability, and Ken Lay who gives advice on stashing your ill-gotten booty in variable annuities and bribing the sons of presidents.
Why not (Score:5, Funny)
If you don't have anyone in your family that has successful management experience, then it's just not in your genes. Give up now.
Re:Why not (Score:2, Funny)
Re: Why not (Score:2, Funny)
> Find someone in your family that has management experience and is successful, and ask them for advice?
> If you don't have anyone in your family that has successful management experience, then it's just not in your genes. Give up now.
We were talking about ordinary businesses, not the Mafia.
Re:Why not (Score:3, Interesting)
Let's have 100 people flip a coin. If your coin ends up heads take a step forward, if it turns up tails take a step back. After a thouand flips can the guy that's in first place honestly say he was successful because he flipped good?
Every day people make a thousand decisions based on the information they have at the time. In retrospect some of those decisions turned out to be bad but at the time there was probably a perfectly go
The question is ... (Score:2, Interesting)
I'm not sure it is. Certainly the lessons of history are just as important in business as in any other field of endeavor. But a listing of successes and failures -- both, inevitably, filtered through t
Re:The question is ... (Score:5, Interesting)
The answer is "usually not".
However, smart (not stupid) people may still benefit from the book. Even generally smart people occasionally behave in stupid ways. Also, something often intuitively appears stupid, but you can't quite say why. Essentially, it looks like an Anti-Patterns book for business.
Ultimately, the difference between smart and stupid is whether or not you make mistakes. It's whether or not you learn from your own mistakes - or better still from the mistakes of other.
Re:The question is ... (Score:2)
Seems like the very mechanism we use to "do something" is the same mechanism we use to "evaluate how well we do something."
So, if you're no good at running a business, you have no idea how to get better because (put simply) you already think you're doing a great job. Otherwise, you would have corrected the problem to begin with!
There's a better description of it here [apa.org]
Re:The question is ... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The question is ... (Score:2)
This book, in combination with books that describe best practices (Design Patterns springs to mind) has made me a better engineer by giving me perspective on both sides of the fence. I don't see why this would be any different. Experience (both good and bad) is vital to success in almost any profession. Books like this allow managers to gain expe
Re: The question is.... Is history applicable? (Score:3, Insightful)
The core assumption made by the student of history is that tomorrow will be like yesterday. The core assumption made by readers of business books like In Search of Excellence is that my company is like their company. Too bad these assumptions are so often wrong.
They say that those who don't learn from hist
Basic Laws of Human Stupidity (Score:3, Offtopic)
THE BASIC LAWS OF HUMAN STUPIDITY [truestupidity.com] by Carlo M. Cipolla
Excerpt:
"... human beings fall into four basic categories: the helpless, the intelligent, the bandit and the stupid."
See also:
True Stupidity [truestupidity.com]
-kgj
Re:Basic Laws of Human Stupidity (Score:3, Funny)
The CIS majors must know something the CS don't (Score:4, Insightful)
Yes it is, and Apple did it. This is not a pro apple rant, but the 1.1 release of the Newton handwriting recognition system was lauded as "pretty good." That's something funny to say, but at the time no one came close to that level except for Palm. Palm has a handwriting recognition system that also works very well, except you simply have to write a certain way, and it doesn't recognize your specific style. Now we have the tablet PC from microsoft with handwriting software. Exactly what is so impossible about handwriting recognition?
I was a CIS major, and hell I didn't know handwriting recognition wasn't possible? I always thought the CIS majors were smarter, and now I have proof!
Hyperbole (Score:4, Funny)
Bad Hyperbole (Score:3, Insightful)
There are tons of examples of decent handwriting recognition. This was an attempt by the author of the book to sound clever and funny while pointing out Sculley as a bad CEO (and to the trained eye, it was a failed attempt). Sculley WAS as bad CEO, but that was simply because he had no understanding of technology over all. To a businessman, nothing is impossible, but a good technology CEO knows the limits of what
Re:The CIS majors must know something the CS don't (Score:4, Informative)
They commented that there was a serious misunderstanding of the difficulty of handwriting recognition: If you want the computer to take a page of handwriting and recognize everything on it, that is nearly impossible. But if the computer can follow the handwriting as it is written, the job is fairly easy.
They also made the point that their software was typically only around 90% accurate (counting characters) when a person started using it. But it improved quickly. This wasn't because the software learned your writing; it didn't. It was because, when it drew the wrong character, you did it over until the software got it right. This trained the person to write in a way that the software could recognize. One side effect was that users of their system had noticably better handwriting after a few days.
But reading a sheet full of handwriting is still a very difficult task for a computer. Is there any software that does it well enough that you don't have to edit the results?
Re:The CIS majors must know something the CS don't (Score:2)
My handwriting comes in two forms: readable, and readable only be me. Maybe one day a computer agent will exist that can read my handwriting, (and that of the average doctor), but due to so much variation in style, angle, size, pressure and so on, it's far away.
Considering that OCR from a textbook is still imperfect (I spend a reasonable ammount of time conver
Re:The CIS majors must know something the CS don't (Score:3, Informative)
It should also be noted that Graffiti existed on the Newton before there was a Palm. It's just that the Newton's Graffiti window was software, rather than reserving a huge portion of potential screen space for a fixed Graffiti window. I'm not saying that was a bad idea, but it was a difference since the Palm had Graffiti in mind when they made it.
Re:The CIS majors must know something the CS don't (Score:2)
I would expect you CIS majors to believe the ads that the handwriting recognition was actually good. When the newton came out, handwritting recognition wasn't possible because the funamental research wasn't done yet. (CPU speed, neural nets for learning, etc.) Handwriting recognition still isn't really possible today. It's closer to gesture recognition as the
Re:The CIS majors must know something the CS don't (Score:2)
(CS major here)
Re:Handwriting recognition not possible (Score:5, Interesting)
Handwriting recognition, or understanding strokes, is a difficult but nowhere near impossible problem. A 1991 Siggraph paper "Specifying Gestures by Exampe" by Rubine listed the 13 'features' used by most recognizers today. That is, 13 numbers derived from the actual pen stroke, although only a few of them are really needed. I've written my own using only 9 of those features, and using the Graffiti symbols (Palm's alphabet) have very good accuracy.
Other 'handwriting' such as marking menus or gesture-based commands (see /. headline earlier today about some) can be and are easily implemented using a few features from the Rubine feature set (angle, curvature, relative size based on the entire drawing, etc.)
So 'handwriting recognition' depends on your definition. Recognizing a set of specific, carefully crafted symbols as they are written can be done with very high accuracy. Recognizing the same symbols after drawing can be done, but its currently a little more difficult. Recognizing anybody's handwriting, including awful scribbles, at any point in the alphabet's history, is probably computationally impossible.
Two examples:
Example with 'bad handwriting' Draw an 'A', with three strokes, but don't connect the top peak: it could be an 'A' or it could be 'H'. Increasingly advanced recognizers are also looking at the context, since "T?E" and "H?T" are most likely to be 'H' and 'E' respectively. Palm (specifically the Graffiti alphabet) resolves this by making the symbols un-ambiguous. Sufficiently bad handwriting and poor grammar (ie: hasty lecture notes) will always cause problems.
Example with old script I've carefully examined documents ranging from the present day to copies of nearly 500-year-old script. Most old papers I've looked at, up until this century, had more curves and sharper corners. In the 1700's and 1800's, many people had fancy serifs, with especially practiced serifs on their names (like a spiral before starting an F or B, only one swirl on content, but 5 swirls on their signature). In the beginning of this centry, my own collection moves from spirals to sharp angles, then moves toward big curves+corners. I personally enjoy looking at the serifs on 'A' and 'F' from people who learned to write in the WWI time frame, especially the people who seemed to compose letters from connected sharp-cornered triangles and curves. Today's 'good' handwriting more closely mirrors what we expect to see in a sans-serif font, with exceptions on a few letters (F, D, B, q).
I am already seeing people draw 'E' as they would in Graffiti (two curls) rather than the traditional form of lines and angles. Personally, I don't see it taking too many more decades before our handwriting starts to evolve to a more recogniser-friendly style.
frob
Re:The CIS majors must know something the CS don't (Score:2)
Re:The CIS majors must know something the CS don't (Score:4, Interesting)
"Now we have the tablet PC from microsoft with handwriting software."
And by all accounts it is useless.
Handwriting recognition is HARD, and while Palm's stuff works, it's kind of cheating, since you have to conform to their writing style.
You had to do that with Apple's (unfoprtunately patented) technology. The joke was that they made it look like you were teaching the newton to recognize your handwriting, but in reality your Newton taught you how to write legibly. It was genious, honestly. I thought it was kind of funny going through the "training" sequence complete with lines right out of a "Big Chief" notebook from elementary school.
Why buy this... (Score:2, Funny)
DEC (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:DEC (Score:5, Insightful)
ASP? (Score:3, Funny)
Gee that's "ceculiar" acronym.
Best Management Book ever written? (Score:5, Insightful)
One who knows the enemy and knows himself will not be in danger in a hundred battles.
One who does not know the enemy but knows himself will sometimes win, sometimes lose.
One who does not know the enemy and does not know himself will be in danger in every battle.
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:2)
While some of this may be good advice, there have been some strong arguments that the current state of the economy hasn't been helped by treating business as war. Business is about making money, not about defeating and humiliating your enemy, and totally obliterating everyone but yourself on the battlefield.
Bu
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:3, Informative)
However, Art of War actually addresses this - talks about how one shouldn't wage war on anyone you don't NEED to, and how the costs and problems with managing an empire go up pretty much exponentially, the more territory you control. The conclusion is don't go to w
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:2)
But they think that is true, and that is what is really screwed up today, especially with large corporations.
When you only believe that it is a zero-sum game, the pie does not grow larger. That is the thinking of the dinosaurs of business today.
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:2)
And the book is less universal as it was more focused on politics and technologies of the day. Nowadays, the "peasants" don't need to lead a revolutionary war to defeat the leaders - all they have to do is refuse to c
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:2)
Management and Machiavelli (Score:3, Insightful)
Well, the 'Prince' only represents part of Machiavelli's output on the subject of government (read management), and IMO he's much underrated by treating him only as author of the 'Prince'. In the 'Discourses' he gives dispassionate analysis of the strengths and weaknesses of different types of government/management -- especially the ways in which each type tends to decay -- a close point of contact with the current topic -
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:3, Informative)
Ah, but it also says that leaders should be feared but *respected*. Machiavelli strongly recommends against being hated. He says that's the worst thing that can happen to a leader. Are you sure you've read it?
And what could be more "Machiavellian" than putting pretenses of being nice to your employees to keep them from doing mass walkouts?
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:2)
We even started referring to the firings as "Bob's not here anymore. He woke up this morning with a horse's head in his bed."
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:2)
Hee hee...
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:3, Interesting)
If the lessons in the book were that obvious, why would the RIAA be waging war on its own customer base? Or SCO emboiled in a series of ever-escalating court battles (rather similar to a seige) that will one way or another end in its destruction? Or (here's some flamebait) why did our government send troops halfway across the world without any sort of good plan on what to do after the battle was over?
Jesus'
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:2)
Looks like the RIAA is following the book to a tee.
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:2)
I suppose if they only read that line and ignored the rest of it...
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:2)
How could you seriously think that Jesus made up "be nice to other people", and that the idea's only been around for 2,000 years?
I'm pretty sure you could go farther back than that in the textual record.
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:2)
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:2)
True, but if someone didn't understand "attack the enemy where he is weak" before reading Art of War, they're not going to understand it either.
Or do you think that if you could sit Hilary Rosen down, or whoever they got to take her place since I'm too lazy to look it up, and made her read the book, she/he/it would suddenly slap his/her/its head and say, "Of course, it's all so simple"?
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:3, Insightful)
So let me tell you one thing I did learn from The Art Of War, or rather, its preface. It is about the greatness of generals, in their roles of peacekeepers of the people.
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:5, Insightful)
Imagine had Saddam's generals had thought to extend their line so the famed "hail mary" would have been actively opposed? Apparently, Saddam's generals were not thinking about those principles in their defense planning. And let's look at all those wars with straight lines of troops, battling on flat terrain and what not back in the 1700's and 1800s. And now witness the "resistance" in Iraq: We are totally unprepared to fight a guerilla war with conventional troops. Most of our technology and training is still heldover from the Cold War where we envisioned broad, sweeping formations and movements between huge masses of men in Eastern Europe. Which is great when you're fighting conventional formation warfare. But when your enemy instead becomes a couple people whipping up homemade bombs with readily available materials and blowing up your troops a couple at a time.. The "terrorists" are certainly attacking our Army where we are unprepared and not expected.
Actually, yes, it did. It was the Weather and lack of preparation (see fertile country comment). Napolean may have overestimated his force or underestimated the Russians understanding that all they had to do was stall his forces enough until Winter came. At which point, the foreign forces would have to deal with the weather AND locals used to the weather. Napolean came trudging back to France in defeat, however his forces were still loyal to him and from my recollection, came to his call when he reascended power.
You'd be surprised. Many armies have sufficient manpower, but insufficient logistics to keep those lines supplied. Food, fuel, etc. The Chinese continually outpaced their supply lines during the Korean War. In the Winter. Which meant they had to stop and wait for food and what not (the Korean Peninsula is apparently very infertile during the winter, at least my mom told me that..). Because of modern warfare, it's not enough to just be able to steal your food, you've got to provision for fuel, etc. Why did it take as long as it did to advance to Baghdad? Because we couldn't risk outrunning our fuel trucks, and securing the routes that the convoys would travel.
Your comment actually makes sense. Everyone makes mistakes. In fact, many mistakes that are made are not seen until after they are exposed as mistakes. See Gulf War I. I believe that in hindsight, those Generals in charge of defending Iraq saw the flaws in their defense that allowed the virtually unopposed American forces to enter Iraq.. However, I think the intention is: Strive for perfection. Doing it half-assed is a recipe for disaster. Think and double think your moves and assess and reasses your data. If it's worth doing, do it right. That sorta thing.
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:2)
Are you a military history buff? I'm by no means not...
What does that mean??? I'm not being sarcastic. I really don't know.
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:2)
"I'm by no means a military history buff" is probably what is intended.
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:2)
And I'll be incredibly surprised if they read Art of War at all. Yes, they are attacking us where we are weak. Why are they doing that? Because it's exceedingly obvious to everybody, including themselves, that if they attack where we are strong, they'll lo
Re: (Score:2)
Re:Best Management Book ever written? (Score:2)
That'd be a fine point, but it's no longer ancient China. Sun Tzu's work may have been groundbreaking back then, but that's got no bearing on today.
Since warfare hasn't changed much in actual practice during written history, it is still useful.
To who?
Stromberg ? (Score:2)
Speaking of which (Score:5, Funny)
Apple Computer is also mentioned, but don't forward a copy of the title to your local friendly Mac zealot -- contemplating Apple's current market share and influence on the market (with some speculations on what could have been done), Chapman calls Apple the world's largest irrelevant company.
I dunno -- it's pretty much accepted among zealots that Apple management between Steve and Steve was disastrous. Most of us can't hear the word "ameliorate" without cringing.
Re:Speaking of which (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Speaking of which (Score:2)
Re:Speaking of which (Score:2)
So what? (Score:4, Insightful)
What do you get out of reading this book? Unless it is some tools for making predictions, you might as well rip out the pages and wipe your ass with them.
As for Netscape vs. Microsoft, well, if you can't figure out why that happened (clue: it had nothing to do with Andreessen being an idiot or deserving to die), then you have no business attempting to analyze more subtle corporate interactions.
Re:So what? (Score:2)
Experience? Insight into how to avoid mistakes? A list of what works and what doesn't? a better understanding of history?
As for Netscape vs. Microsoft, well, if you can't figure out why that happened (clue: it had nothing to do with Andreessen being an idiot or deserving to die), then you have no business attempting to analyze more subtle corporate interactions.
Which proves that in
Remember... (Score:2, Funny)
How about a good patterns/anti-patterns book? (Score:2)
Re:How about a good patterns/anti-patterns book? (Score:3, Informative)
no surprise (Score:4, Funny)
Well, DUH. What else did you expect in a "management bible"??
The best way to manage, as always, is (Score:2)
more reviews of this book (Score:2, Informative)
Best management guide: OfficeSpace (Score:5, Insightful)
I have now become the "stupid manager" of my small but growing business and I've realized that I just have to remember what my stupid bosses did over the years, and don't do what they did. Sounds easy, but it isn't. I just saw OfficeSpace again. I saw a little of myself. I was afraid.
Bosses like improvements. Radical change. Go faster, go faster. They tend to like this because that's how they got where they are -- right or wrong they tend to have hard driving personalities. Employees don't like constant change, in my opinion. No one likes coming to work and finding a new policy on their desk about their TPS report cover sheets. Change is useless much of the time.
I call this "overbehaviour." Doing something -- anything -- because it... just needs to be improved! Most improvements aren't.
So now that I'm the boss I'm trying to change as little as possible. Try and keep things in a rhythm and ask people to help come up with ideas. Not for internal processes, but for products. And then, give control of that idea to the guy who came up with it. It's his baby, let him nurture it. Let him take credit for it. People tend to live up or down to your expectations.
Use this to make the customer happier.
Ultimately, that's all that matters.
Re:Best management guide: OfficeSpace (Score:3, Interesting)
An example would be a night-shi
Re:Best management guide: OfficeSpace (Score:2)
Perhaps in a standard corporate environment (read: the environment you're in, whatever that may be), but not so much the pro
Re:Best management guide: OfficeSpace (Score:2)
So now that I'm the boss I'm trying to change as little as possible. Try and keep things in a rhythm and ask people to help come up with ideas.
Sounds like the Japanese idea of benign neglect - upper management sits back and allows line managers to get on with the job.
Never ask (Score:4, Insightful)
My advice? Ask the oldest guy (or the person who's been there the longest) in your company what they did last time the same thing happened. They usually know, but you might not know that.
Managment 386 (Score:2, Interesting)
A few that I can remember was AOL and the Time Warner merger, Jack Welch and GE, and some others.
Just goes to show you, just because your s
Joel Sposky's preface makes me puke (Score:3, Insightful)
Hindsight is 20/20. If Marc Andreesen said the code sucked, and needed a rewrite, then it sucked and needed a rewrite. How long would it have taken to add all the latest features to the old code base?
Microsoft had the Mosaic code. They were not going to rewrite it, even though it sucked, because that would not be "good business". They sold the sucky product to win a short-term victory, and they're still doing it today.
Delivering good products should always be the goal. Given the choice between A) competing against Microsoft at repackaging bad code and B) rewriting the code completely, the choice is obvious.
Sposky and Chapman appear to believe that market domination defines correct decisionmaking. Criticize people for not understanding the business they're running, but don't criticize them for having integrity.
Re:Joel Sposky's preface makes me puke (Score:3, Informative)
They sold the sucky product to win a short-term victory, and they're still doing it today.
Somebody marked this as Insightful? Microsoft won the war. Utterly. How long would it have taken to use the old code base? Less time that to code the new features and write everything else from scratch. Guaranteed.
Integrity? How much integrity does Netscape have? None because they're gone.
Re:Joel Sposky's preface makes me puke (Score:2)
I used Netscape as long as I could and stay away from the Evil Empire, but after a while it was just too exhausting to put up with the crap, which might have been about year 2000. It was only this year that I started using it again in the form of Mozilla Firebird because it really was better in nearly every way, IMO.
Re:Joel Sposky's preface makes me puke (Score:4, Insightful)
Criticizing people for not understanding business is precisely what Joel was doing. Delivering good products not the goal of a software company; making money is. Making a good product is a luxury, and it turned out to be one that Netscape couldn't afford. Staying stagnant for three years while your competitor's product is making steady improvements is not the path to victory.
Also:
If Marc Andreesen said the code sucked, and needed a rewrite, then it sucked and needed a rewrite
I'm pretty certain you're not attributing godlike infallibility onto Mr. Andreesen, but I can't parse this sentence any other way. What is it you're trying to say?
Re:Joel Sposky's preface makes me puke (Score:4, Interesting)
Not *all* decision making - just business decision making. The decision to completely rewrite the code was based on the merit of the code alone - not on the business or market implications. That is what Sposky and Chapman seem to be saying: programmers should program and leave business decisions to those that know the market.
There really isn't a good analogy that can compare to this. The decision was basically: stop all shipment of our product so that it can be completely redesigned, built, and tested or attempt to improve the already existing product. The fact that a competitor, with an inferior product, was able to continue shipping while making improvements points to the former being a bad decision.
This is, of course, all considered in a vacuum while looking at the end results. Other factors besides the code rewrite played a major role in how the "browser war" turned out.
Delivering good products *is* the goal. Given the choice between A) shipping inferior code that can be incrementally made better and B) shipping NO code while your competitor takes all market share, the choice is obvious. This is the case in every business: you seldom, if *ever*, want to ship NOTHING for months or years at a time (so that you can completely redesign your product) while your competitor becomes firmly entrenched in the market.
Re:Joel Sposky's preface makes me puke (Score:3, Interesting)
You must tolerate inefficiency, stupidity, etc for a while, after which you MAY get the chance to undo some of the damage.
You need to convince the people who don't know their own field and the people with wrong (as in not conforming to your view of the world) assumptions both think of you as useful and not dangerous to them (I'm still working on the not dangerous part).
Outclassing people in an a
Here's another good book on poor decisions (Score:3, Interesting)
Amazon Link [amazon.com]
Best practices? I can sum it up in three points.. (Score:5, Insightful)
1) Break down the "big" tasks into personal-project-sized chunks. If a large number of underlings complain about the size of those chunks, adjust accordingly. If one or two people complain, tell them to quit whining.
2) Leave people alone to do their work. Realize that deadlines will occasionally slip, and some people will have bad weeks on occasion. If one or two people consistantly underperform, axe them. If everyone consistantly fails to do their work in time, the problem sits at your own desk.
3) Give people a reason to remain loyal and do their work. Money obviously forms the single biggest motivating factor, but pride in their work, credit for exceeding expectations, and comfort in their jobs matters quite a lot as well. If your best worker always comes in at noon and leaves at eight (at a 9-to-5 company), don't complain, but rather appreciate that someone knows when they do their best work. Same applies to attire - Unless your underlings deal directly with the public, every day should count as a dress-down day, within reason. PJ's obviously do not seem acceptible, but jeans and a T-shirt? A tie doesn't make people more productive, despite what management-types seem to believe. It just makes them uncomfortable.
Overall, I suppose I can sum this up in two abstractions - Treat people like you would like them to treat you (golden rule, basically); and, if everyone seems to complain about you, don't assume you have a lazy team, start looking at your own job performance.
Re:Best practices? I can sum it up in three points (Score:2)
In a perfect company with perfect managers, perhaps. Your rose-colored glasses approach doesn't account for:
There's more but you get the idea. Managers, for better or worse, have to work with humans, who are notoriously non-deterministic.
Re:Best practices? I can sum it up in three points (Score:2)
The first two have nothing to do with managing the team under you. Both describe hassles that any manager needs to deal with, but do not have much relation to their personal style of managing.
The third I consider a problem, but one that also has no affect on dealing with one's underlings. Trying to meet an impossible schedule or budget just stresses people out, for no good reason. Or put another way, if I give you the task of proving 1+1=3 by ne
Microsoft's big mistakes (Score:5, Insightful)
> simpler:
> Microsoft was the only company on the list that
> never made a fatal, stupid mistake. Whether this
> was by dint of superior brainpower or just dumb
> luck, the biggest mistake Microsoft made was the
> dancing paperclip. And how bad was that, really?
Microsoft's past is littered with failures: Microsoft Bob, early versions of Windows, early versions of PocketPC, all versions of Smartphone so far, the original MSN "Blackbird", LAN Manager, UltimateTV, Windows At Work, Windows DNA, and huge internal projects like Pyramid and Cairo that never even saw the light of day --- these are just some of the examples.
None of these mistakes were fatal simply because Microsoft could always fall back on the revenues of their OS monopoly, and later Office monopoly.
It gets my goat when people point to companies like Netscape and say "they deserved to be crushed by Microsoft, because they made mistakes". Everybody makes mistakes. The difference is that the monopolist gets a lot more lives.
Ditto for Intel. What other company could have survived the IA64 debacle? Yet Intel has, on the back of its x86 near-monopoly.
Re:Microsoft's big mistakes (Score:2)
BS. None of the mistakes were fatal because Microsoft has always been very good at picking up the pieces and moving forward. Many other companies had revenue sources/large war chests on which to fall back (Lotus, Novell, Ashton-Tate, Borland, Apple) yet they didn't.
It gets my goat when people point to companies like Netscape and say "they deserved to be crushe
Not totally irrelevant... (Score:3, Funny)
If it weren't for Apple, who would Microsoft steal user interface ideas from?
one reader to another (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Blue collar envy (Score:5, Insightful)
On the flip-side, there are quite a few IT professionals that get products completed inspite of the (non-technical) bosses who are only trying to further their own career. Loyalty works both ways. Why should I be loyal to a company that might lay me off next week and outsource the work I'm doing?
Re:Blue collar envy (Score:5, Insightful)
"No sense of loyalty or obligation to the ones who hired them in the first place."
After years of down-sizing and raided pension funds, many employees have learned their sense of coporate loyalty and obligation from the corporations themselves.
And I hardly see how this is a "blue-collar" experience.
Re:Blue collar envy (Score:5, Interesting)
Think about it.
I have long since decided that my obligation is to my work only, i.e. that I will do my job and all of it the best I possibly can.
If a new employer comes along and decides to offer me better compensation or otherwise offer a better deal, I'm outta here just as fast as I would, if the company's quarterly earnings were dissapointing and they laid me off. At no circumstance will I EVER feel obligated to do anything just because someone has a fancier title than I do and is my boss.
That sort of stuff is for lambs.
I'm paid to do a job, nothing more or nothing less. That's where my obligation starts and ends.
Re:Blue collar envy (Score:3, Insightful)
Was buddy-buddy with the bosses, too. I still am, whenever the boss is someone I would be friends with if he wasn't my boss, but I don't make the mistake of thinking that means anything in my professional life.
Re:Blue collar envy (Score:5, Insightful)
the default 'trust' that employees have for employers is gone. Wildly growing management compensation vs the stagnation of working wages, raiding of benefits packages, downsizing, outsourcing, fly-by-night conversions of 401k shares into company shares... why again should the workforce trust the average company?
when a group of guys is doing unpaid overtime in serious crunch mode to ship software, only to be put on the street with no severance just after the code is turned in, 2 weeks before christmas, not in a noble attempt to save what part of a failing-company that they can, but rather to -maximize-profit-, all the while petitioning the board 'forgive' a multimillion dollar loan for a gulfstream... well, i don't exactly see where the employee is making a mistake by taking the realist viewpoint of 'i just work here'.
sure, the boss is not necessarily the root of all evil. but the employee is well served to assume that he is, until such a time as he has proof that he is not. and in our current employment situation, that just isn't happening by and large.
Re:Blue collar envy (Score:5, Interesting)
A good boss is one that knows what you're meant to be doing, and communicates it to you effectively, then lets you do what you're hired to do, and get on with it.
The unfortunately all too frequent boss is indeed one who knows the buzzwords (after all, that's how (s)he got hired). After that, it's all about making themself look good.
I worked in one place, where the manager (actually, tech director) produced a lovely little Gantt chart with all the work schedules I was meant to be doing for the next 60 days.
All with pretty, and short titles, so they looked neat on the side of the page.
Unfortunately, on asking what the first 5 days of work actually entailed, I got the answer that he didn't know (and he wrote the project plan!).
Same with the second and third 5 days.
It took me 4 days of running round the company, talking with anyone I could find, until I found anyone (one of the sales chaps that met with the clients on a particular meeting) that had any idea what it was meant to be.
Then, it turned out the estimate was wrong.
Every step of the way, all I got from the boss was 'You're meant to be at this point now, the chart says so..'.
However, having worked for a great boss, I know the other side of things also.
That chap used to have a project planner talk to us, explain how we should tailor our estimates by bringing up questions about how long debugging would take, talking to other people, unexpected errors that always creep up..
In the end, he got reasonable figures from us on how long it would really take.
Higher management often didn't like the figures, but he let it be known that they could have crap for less time, and probably end up with people leaving, and a working solution for the time given, and hold onto experienced employees.
He then left us to get on with work, while intercepting all attempts from above to poke and prod us at our desks, and otherwise get in the way.
He was good enough at the job to know we weren't slacking, and a good enough manager to know how to get the best out of people.
That, trust me, is a great rarity in the business world, where it's often believed that the numbers are what people adhere to, rather than people defining what the numbers should say.
When the numbers say what people should be doing, you give rise to books such as the headliner for this topic..
Re:Blue collar envy (Score:5, Insightful)
Only an idiot, or someone completely ignorant of standard business practices over the last few decades, would blame lack of employee loyalty on the employees.
Here's a clue for you: Loyalty is earned. Companies that show loyalty to their employees have loyal employees. I think it's kind of funny when allegedly highly educated MBAs can't understand that basic relationship.