Shatner to Record Another Album 335
s20451 writes "Slashdotters may remember Canadian actor William Shatner from such hit TV shows as T. J. Hooker and Rescue 911; he was also known to dabble in science fiction. Shatner released an album, The Transformed Man, in 1968. Intending the album to be taken seriously, it is now held up as one of the campiest recordings of all time, including the worst Beatles cover ever produced. Now a new album is in the works, featuring joint work with Ben Folds, Henry Rollins, and Brad Paisley. More on Ananova."
Little-known Shatner SECRETS (Score:2, Funny)
Star Trek was originally supposed to be a show about a bunch of rabbis in a synagogue. He said to the producers, 'instead of a synagogue, how about if the show is in outer space?' They said, 'okay.' And that's pretty much how it happened.
"When we did TJ Hooker I used to tell my co-star Adrian Zmed that he should change his name, like I did - from William Zmed."
"I tell people I have a 34 inch waist, but it's really 35."
"How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of y
Re:Little-known Shatner SECRETS (Score:5, Funny)
If william shatner ever pulls you in to the men's room and asks you, do you want to see the captain's log, just say NO.
Re:Little-known Shatner SECRETS (Score:2)
How about the first mate's ?
No Tears for Caesar (Score:2, Funny)
Lukcy bastard... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Lukcy bastard... (Score:2)
The funniest Shatner bit ever (Score:5, Funny)
"I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...(some audience members say "one"), or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. ("Pomp And Circumstances" begins playing) I speak English and French, NOT KLINGON! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And Tribbles were PUPPETS, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!"
Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever (Score:3, Funny)
When talking to Canadians... about that usual run of the mill Canadian accent... they say that Canadians don't really have an accent... that most sound like American sportscasters.
I make sure to point out, there is no such thing as an American sportscaster as we import them all from Toronto... with the exception of one or two who say they are from Winnipeg... though actually born and rais
Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever (Score:2)
Actually, the best thing the Detroit Red Wings did was to import their play-by-play man from the CBC a few years back (Ken Daniels). Before that they had a generic American talking head for a year or two who was absolutely pathetic (although if I recall he might be doing Minnesota Wild games now).
That said, having spent the first 28 years of my life in the Detroit area, I'll give the average CBC sportscaster the n
Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever (Score:2)
They hired that guy away from ESPN because ESPN hired Dave Strader away from the Red Wings after one of ESPNs play-by-play guys died in a pool accident. Dave Strader is still my favorite Red Wings TV play-by-pla
Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever (Score:3, Informative)
As a Canadian, I can tell you for a fact that's untrue. It just depends on where you go. Newfies...they got an accent. New Brunswickers...they got an accent. Quebecers...they REALLY got an accent. Although once you hit Ontario, things just kinda get plain and drawn out. So it seems like they don't have an accent, but they do. Haven't talked to many people west of Ontario, but I'm sure they have to have some kind of accent. Especially once you hit rodeo-ridin'
Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever (Score:3, Funny)
Just English and French? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Just English and French? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Just English and French? (Score:3, Informative)
Don't read, find a recording of it (Score:2)
Don't have a link I'm afraid, not even sure I have the clip anymore. Try google, or P2P net of choice. I'm sure you'll find it.
Kjella
Sign of the Apocalypse (Score:4, Informative)
Don't worry, you're safe... (Score:5, Funny)
He's only one- (Score:2)
Now, when Nimoy releases a new record as well, then we can start worrying. You don't know the meaning of 'shock and awe' 'til you've heard the whole damn album that 'The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins' comes from. "The Two Sides of Leonard Nimoy," Side One 'Mr. Spock' and Side Two 'Leonard Nimoy.' I mean, daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn... o.o
Re:He's only one- (Score:2)
They really COULD do another movie.
Re:Sign of the Apocalypse (Score:2)
Of course, the doctrine of Mutually Assured Destruction dictates that we must send them more of our beer immediately.
Re:Sign of the Apocalypse (Score:3, Funny)
I know the apocalypse is coming. The whole world is upside-down. The best rapper is white, the best golfer is black, and Saddam Hussein is a pussy in real life (as opposed to on iraqi tv)!
The Corbomite Maneuver revisited (Score:2)
Wrong category (Score:4, Insightful)
The logo for the "Sign of the Apocalypse" should obviously be a tambourine, man.
If I Had A Hammer...I'd smash every copy... (Score:2)
Re:If I Had A Hammer...I'd smash every copy... (Score:2)
Re:If I Had A Hammer...I'd smash every copy... (Score:3, Funny)
Leonard Nimoy's "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" [mac.com]
Check it out if you have not seen it before... it's very strange. Spock dancing around singing about Bilbo, surrounded by shrugging girls in colored sweatshirts with giant weird buttons on them. Couldn't see what most of them said, but one says "What's a Hobbit?" and another is "Frodo Lives!"... and one on some girl's back was something ab
Oh please, Lord (Score:4, Funny)
even better, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Nimoy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:even better, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Nim (Score:2)
Re:even better, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Nim (Score:5, Interesting)
I mean, it's bad -- really terrible -- anyone talking about Jackson's interpretation of LotR making Tolkien roll over in his grave really ought to have a gander at this.
But I find a kind of endearing naivete in the way this is put together... "Let's have Leonard Nimoy sing a song about Bilbo Baggins, and put him in a junkyard with a bunch of teenaged girls... and here at the part where he's describing all these battles and adventures, let's just have the kids throw some crap up in the air. That's kind of like re-enacting a battle. Here, take this piece of plastic junk, that looks like a ring... have Leonard toss that around awhile. Yeah, yeah."
And then someone put money into it (granted, not much). And produced it. And shot it. And put it on the air.
If they made something like this today (shudder), it would be awash in irony and campy winks to the audience. I think whomever made this genuinely thought it would be entertaining as presented... which, again, is so innocent I think it's great.
The entertainment media we get these days is, for the most part, slickly produced and well-budgeted, maybe even well-written if you're lucky. This dippy little movie is none of these and still gives it all it's got.
Yeah, I know, I'm weird.
More? (Score:2)
Did the editors check the links?
How is the Ananova article "more" than the CBC one?
Re:More? (Score:2)
Already did some work with Ben Folds (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Already did some work with Ben Folds (Score:2, Interesting)
I'm on the flip-side of this. Fear of Pop was an experimental album done for fun, and you can tell in the tracks. I really enjoy the album.
It's a weird techno/pop/rock mix. The Shatner tracks are hilarious. They were on Conan live when it was released and performed "In Love."
Ben Folds is also producing the album. It has been in the works for a couple of years.
worst beatles cover ever? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:worst beatles cover ever? (Score:2)
Dude. We killed that bird in, what, '91? What's next - holding out hope for an MC Hammer comeback tour?
Re:worst beatles cover ever? (Score:2)
I guess that means this new album will fit nicely into your collection then?
Oh My God! (Score:5, Funny)
I.
Cant.
Take.Much more of this!
Can't .. breathe! (Score:5, Funny)
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shatner? Yes! (Score:2)
</ bad Shatner impression >
Who has my copy?? (Score:3, Funny)
Say it isn't so. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Say it isn't so. (Score:2)
I'm not sleepy.
oh... (Score:2)
obligtory simpsons quote (Score:5, Funny)
Gigli (Score:2, Funny)
Neverhtheless, Shatner is a comedic genius, especially if he is being serious!
He Knows What He's Doing (Score:3, Interesting)
Shatner has made a living in recent years by spoofing his own overdramatic acting style.
Did you see him on Conan a couple years ago, dancing and worshipping O'Brien? He was making such a fool of himself Conan couldn't get a single slam in.
He's ridiculous... like a fox.
RIAA Strikes Back... (Score:5, Funny)
A new album from William Shatner? What next, Leonard Nimoy following up his musical tribute to Bilbo Baggins with one to the Fellowship? An album of medical-related cover versions (Something's Got A Hold Of My Heart, etc) from DeForest Kelly?
Do you see what Star Trek-related madness you file swappers have unleashed upon us all?
Re:RIAA Strikes Back... (Score:3, Informative)
Now the MPAA . . . that's another matter entirely. [imdb.com]
Re:RIAA Strikes Back... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:RIAA Strikes Back... (Score:2)
Re:RIAA Strikes Back... (Score:3, Insightful)
"...remember..."
Leonard Nimoy was more prolific (Score:2)
Hmmm (Score:2)
Re:Hmmm (Score:2)
You'd actually want Ol' Yellow Eyes Is Back [amazon.com] by Brent Spiner.
A cursory google search turned up this sample [umich.edu].
star trek (Score:3, Funny)
It's your fault (Score:5, Funny)
William Shatner recorded a couple of bad records, what, back in the Sixties? Longer ago than most Slashdotters have been alive. Since then he's done a couple of appearances on SNL and that thing with Fear of Pop, written some bad novels, some priceline commercials... not exactly a man constantly in the public eye, despite, perhaps, his best efforts to the contrary.
And yet, whenever a discussion of Shatner comes up, it seems everyone shouts "Yeah, Captain Kirk, sure, but did you know he recorded Mister Tambourine Man! Mister... Tambourine...Man!" (Doing the wildly exaggerated "Captain Kirk" impression which, despite watching a lot of classic Star Trek, I've never actually seen him do.)
The fact that people can't seem to stop talking about a musical recording he made four decades ago probably gave him the idea that that's what his "fans" wanted. Way to go, guys!
I see one of two things happening here:
1) It will be so bad it will finally kill off the immortal cachet generated by his original recordings back in the 60s.
2) It will be so bad it will make him immortal for another forty years.
Personally, I hope it's the latter. The world would be a more boring place without William Shatner.
Re:It's your fault (Score:2)
Re:It's your fault (Score:2)
The first example that comes to my mind was the episode where he read the preamble to the U.S. Constitution. "We...THE PEOPLE!"
There are more, I'm sure.
Re:It's your fault (Score:3)
"The world would be a more boring place without William Shatner." - dswensen (slashdot)
This might be the most profound thing I have ever read on slashdot.
Re:It's your fault (Score:2)
He actually does do it, almost exactly as parodied, in a couple of episodes. I think they're the earlier ones but I'm not sure.
I'm exactly like you; I thought people were just seriously exaggerating, but then I saw this episode and I understood.
Unfortunately, it was a long time ago and I can't tell you which one (or ones) it was. But there is at least one episode l
Re:It's your fault (Score:2)
Good gawd, you have never been in the dentist's office, under Nitris... trying a Kirk impression?
"I... Must... Resist.... Drug..." -*-konk-*-
My dentist does not use gas.. so I have never had a chance... but i'm sure if I got gassed when I was a pre-teen... I would try to do that infamous Kirk impression where by will alone he was always the last man standing on the
Fear of Pop (Score:2)
Hell yes! (Score:3, Funny)
You have to give Shatner some credit (Score:5, Funny)
More info (Score:3, Informative)
dec 11-2003
I have been in Nashville for a little over a week playing with William Shatner---that guy is amazing...everyday has been a different lineup of people---the main core is Ben Folds-Sebastian Steinberg-John Painter-and me but last night was surreal--I played a improv drum solo to Shatner and Henry Rollins ranting and Adrian Belew freaking on his guitar--wow! a couple of days ago it was Joe Jackson and the group doing some Jazzy improvs to Shatners words-----reality is stranger than fiction---bye---Matt C
There's also an archived Shatner interview [theonionavclub.com] at The Onion AV Club where he briefly touches on the original recording he did and why he approached it in that particular fashion.
Spoken Word Slim Shady? (Score:2)
Wonderful News! (Score:2)
Which is translated as the elusive Red Sox-Cubs World Series.
Obligatory Futurama Quote (Score:3, Funny)
Koenig: How can you do a spoken word version of a rap song?
Melllvar: He found a way.
He also made a "Double Live" LP in the 70s (Score:2, Informative)
We are from the Klatu nebula! (Score:2)
From the Star Trek Comedy Album Cassette Thingy (Score:2, Funny)
Spock, how many ways are there to be killed on this planet?
Approximately five, Captain.
Very good, Mr. Spock. You, myself, and five security guards will beam down. Um, Wadsworth, you and your men beam down ahead of us and we'll be down in a minute.
QUICK check him for Mad Cow (Score:2)
And it's 4 months till April. Come on, what are we going to do for April Fool's day now???
Finally! (Score:2)
My life will be complete when I can finally get this next Shatner album..
</snicker>
RIAA is losing, so... (Score:2)
Or would it be that the labels are losing sales and are desperate?
First mad cow and now this... (Score:2, Funny)
As much as shatner is sick of it... (Score:4, Flamebait)
I want my captain to be a womanizing manwhore fucking green aliens around the universe. Not some pansy bald headed geriatric who flys around with pinochio and Klingons that have butts on their forheads (we never did find out WHY Klingons had such a drastic change in appearance, other than worf saying "It's something we don't like to talk about")
I could go on and on about what I don't like about the new ST stuff, like Janeway from Voyager, why does she sound like she smokes 2 packs a day, yet we never see her light up? Or why does scott bakula have a dog on enterprise? How come Cisco never puts the beat down on that Ferengi bar he KNOWS would sell out the station for a few bars of gold pressed latinum?
Please....For the love of....God.... Bring us back our captain. With the cost of special effects so cheap these days, i'm sure something really cool could be produced for less than they spend on these new series.
All I can say is.. (Score:2)
Best Shatner sound clip (Score:2)
Point your browser here [friskylizard.com]. Scroll down a little bit (if necessary) and look for "lovetrek.wav".
Enjoy.
If you want to see "Bill" rap, you -need- this: (Score:2)
Animaniacs (Score:2, Informative)
You left out "Capitain of the starship"!! (Score:4, Informative)
Re:star something or another (Score:2)
Nah, you're thinking of Robert Stack.
Re:Please explain to a foreigner (Score:2, Interesting)
Re: (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Please explain to a foreigner (Score:2)
Gah!
Can't do it; its 'Rom' you nincompoop!
Re:On a related note... (Score:3, Funny)
That would be G. W. Bush, searching for the WMD and invading Shatner's house. Expect Kofi, France and Germany to go along this time.
Come to think of it, this would be like the Monty Python Joke Weapon sketch, wouldn't it?
Re:ROFL (Score:2)
Re:Terrible actor.. Probably a terrible singer (Score:5, Funny)
Really. It is that bad. I'd listen to an endless loop of RMS quarter-toning "The Free Software Song" before I'd willingly listen to Shatner again, although I'd prefer Leonard Nimoy's "If I Had A Hammer" to either of them.
Re:Terrible actor.. Probably a terrible singer (Score:2)
Re:Terrible actor.. Probably a terrible singer (Score:2)
Yeah, they're all bad. I have a strong tolerance for annoying sounds from listening to myself try to play a piano for so many years and for having three kids under the age of four. That's how I can get away with cranking "Shatner-LSD(WD).mp3" at work when I want to annoy my coworkers without causing myself too much pain.
Re:Terrible actor.. Probably a terrible singer (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:The worst Beatles cover ever produced??? (Score:3, Informative)
>rendition of "Hey Jude"!
Sure, but even that is not as bad as Shatner's "Lucy". Neither is as bad as Nimoy's "Mr. Tambourine Man". And NOTHING compares to "Bilbo... Bilbo Baggins... only three feet tall...." Gah.
Another Album to Shatter Record (Score:2, Funny)
Re:heheh (Score:2)
Re:Another? (Score:2)
Re:DEAR SWEET GOD!! (Score:2)