Googling For Prospective Date Unmasks Fugitive 381
pgrote writes "So you're a guy on the run - you decide to switch towns, put down some roots and start dating again. But if your special new friend happens to be someone who checks her potential dates by searching on Google, you're in trouble. Seems that LaShawn Pettus-Brown was caught by his date's discovery of him on an FBI site of fugitives, even after local Cincinnati news media couldn't find him. Score one for the Internet."
phew!!! (Score:4, Funny)
Are you kidding? (Score:3, Funny)
What if she finds out... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What if she finds out... (Score:3, Funny)
Well, chances are that unless she, herlelf, is a geek, she won't know what slashdot is.
Then again, you might get the "Oh so you're the guy I modded '-1 offtopic' last week" treatment.
Tiggsrofl! (Score:5, Funny)
Technology is a double edged sword.. (Score:5, Funny)
1980: Do you have Herpes?
1986: Do you have AIDS?
1995: I have pepper spray.
2004: I have Google.
Oh well.. at least RealDolls [realdoll.com] can't use search engines.. yet..
Re:Technology is a double edged sword.. (Score:5, Funny)
They're so lifelike!!!
Re:Technology is a double edged sword.. (Score:3, Funny)
KFG
Re:Technology is a double edged sword.. (Score:3, Funny)
(I am trying to be funny here, no disrespect, just brainless male bushido)
Re:Technology is a double edged sword.. (Score:3, Funny)
I suppose that's -one- way of looking at pissing off a large group of females. Really though, I think Hari-kiri might be the better term for that activity though.
"You keep using that word..." (Score:3, Informative)
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Perhaps, you meant machismo [m-w.com] instead of bushido? [m-w.com]
Re:Technology is a double edged sword.. (Score:5, Interesting)
Now, people are dating others whom they haven't even met, and who might be only telling lies to them, so clearly there's a need for this.
It's like an incorporation of romance and love. If you're running a small business or a small store, you will very likely know your customers (and employees) very well and be able to trust them without too many problems, but when business scale up and become increasingly large, there's no way that you can account for all of the people, or know them personally, and so there's record-keeping and spying and every such thing.
Obviously with online (or more anonymous) dating you have access to so many more potential mates, which improves selection and makes things somewhat easier, but all the anonymity and deception makes me wonder if this whole trend is actually a good thing or not.
But all this doesn't affect me. Joining slashdot is like taking a vow of celibacy.
Re:Technology is a double edged sword.. (Score:5, Interesting)
In my personal experience, it's just like globalization and open markets: real scary if you are engaged in deception, and absolutely fantastic if you want lots of choice.
A few years ago, in my early thirties, I decided it was finally time to find a wife. I was (finally) ready to commit. My parents urged me to "shop around". So I did, using means an admittedly very shy geek can do: online sites (ie, match.com) and personal-intro services (ie, Table For Six).
To make a long story short, I met a lot more women in a few months than I had in the previous 10 years, despite my introverted nature. After dating a few of them, I wound up marrying a very nice woman. And -- please forgive me, I cannot resist saying this -- she's a stunning blonde, tall, gorgeous, busty, and has a degree in mathematics. Ca-Ching!
Probably I shouldn't post this and probably most people will assume I'm an ad-bot, but the 2 or 3 people who know me that read slashdot know I'm on the level.
Anyway, I'm all for improving selection and making things easier. Go for it. If you're introverted like myself, it could be the difference between passing along your genes or not! Hell, we desperately need smart people to procreate...
Re:Technology is a double edged sword.. (Score:3, Funny)
P.S. Don't forget the picture. Thanks.
Re:Technology is a double edged sword.. (Score:3, Funny)
I have a good friend who insists HIS woman is a gorgeous busty blonde with a comp-sci degree. She certainly has a degree, and she is certainly a BIT blonde.... and so long as HE thinks shes gorgeous he's happy. In fact - she's rough as hell. Bung her onto hotornot and test your taste! Anything less than an 8.9 and your deluding yourself and should trade up!
Re:Technology is a double edged sword.. (Score:5, Interesting)
This has been going on since at least the mid-16th Century [tudorhistory.org], complete with their version of Photoshop [englishhistory.net].
Re:BE CAREFUL OF LINK! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:BE CAREFUL OF LINK! (Score:3, Informative)
Yes, some might well consider that pornographic. Others might simply consider it a display of wares.
Yeah, it's not safe for work so your warning is valid. No, I'm not just being pedantic. I really thought your post might need a little clarifying.
Yes, I've looked. Big deal.
KFG
Re:BE CAREFUL OF LINK! (Score:4, Funny)
I think your pants are on fire.
Re:BE CAREFUL OF LINK! (Score:5, Funny)
who the hell would look at naked dolls
Ken?
Major Major Major (Score:5, Funny)
Or more brains (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Major Major Major (Score:5, Funny)
I bet this guy is wishing his parents had given him a more common name
Yeah, like... Anonymous Coward... That would score 138K hits in Google [google.com]
IQ test (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:IQ test (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:IQ test (Score:5, Informative)
Re:IQ test (Score:2)
Cincinnati's had issues for a while. In 1977 they elected a new mayor--Jerry Springer.
This was after he'd resigned from the city council after being caught up in a vice investigation...hint, don't pay prostitutes with checks.
Re:IQ test (Score:2)
However, afaik that was the only scandal involving Jerry which is actually pretty damn good considering the luck folks have had with their mayor in this town.
Re:IQ test (Score:2)
In regards to the whole story, the thing with this theatre has been a black eye for Cincinnati for quite some time, and finding this fugitive will not solve the problems.
I just happened to drive past there tonight, doesn't matter how cold it is, there are still people out on the sidewalk in front of it selling god knows what.
Re:IQ test (Score:5, Informative)
It's an area that could really use some development, besides the stores selling gold chains, caps, and clothing with wrought iron grates in their windows and doors. The theater was pitched as a venue that would start the revitalization process and bring more business to that part of town. (Sort of like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and the new baseball stadium helped downtown Cleveland.)
Maybe I just bought into Brown's hype, but I really did think there was potential - the building is a classic old theater, that still has it's marquee outfront. I could have seen it becoming a nice concert venue - I think because of the large marquee outfront, I always envisoned it becoming something like the Aragon Ballroom [urban-history.org] in Chicago.
Of course, it could have ended up like Bogarts and Short Vine, but I'd say that's much better than the feeling one has driving down Vine . . .
Re:IQ test (Score:3, Insightful)
People always forget this. Usually, about the time they start going off about how government should work more like private enterprise, so it can be more "efficient." Trouble is, the government is seen by too many people as a set of deep pockets with disinterested shareholders (yeah, that's you and me, folks). So the tape isn't just there because it's pretty (after all, if that were the
Re:IQ test (Score:5, Funny)
You have to wonder (Score:5, Funny)
Re:You have to wonder (Score:2)
OK, geeks... (Score:2, Funny)
That's why you know it's best not to date.
Hrm (Score:5, Insightful)
There is a trait highly common in criminals (Score:5, Insightful)
That's not to say there haven't been some really smart crooks, the smartest of which we likely know nothing of, but 99.99% of them are dumb.
So no, this is not at all supprising.
Re:There is a trait highly common in criminals (Score:3, Funny)
What do you mean? We voted them into office...
Oh, wait. You said smart, not successful.
There's a common acronym for a SMART crook.... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:There is a trait highly common in criminals (Score:3, Insightful)
99.99% of the criminals we catch and convict are dumb.
Smart criminals are smart enough not to get caught. Heck, you never hear about the smart criminals, because no one suspects smart criminals of criminal activity.
That's not me... (Score:3, Funny)
All backwards! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:All backwards! (Score:3, Funny)
i would.
but for some strange reason my last copy of the fugitive list didn't have any phone numbers or adresses with the pictures...
Just a tip... (Score:2)
IPO Coming, can Scroogol be far away ??? (Score:2)
Wow, this should start a minor surge in traffic...
I wonder if they are planning to capitalize on it, maybe a reference service like Froogle, but for dating.
Can Scroogol [google.com] be far off ???
Re:IPO Coming, can Scroogol be far away ??? (Score:2, Funny)
If they're launching a dating service, they should call it "Go ogle". Dating services are already known to be meat markets...
potential mate googles for my name (Score:2)
I had a similar experience (Score:3, Interesting)
Then I searched Google for the address and learned that the previous owner had died in the house.
He was in the attic working on the electrical when a small fire broke out. He got the fire out but died from the smoke.
His father was selling the house.
It was all a little too much for me.
-Jackson
Re:I had a similar experience (Score:2)
MANY states require sellers to disclose things like that
Re:I had a similar experience (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:I had a similar experience (Score:5, Interesting)
The awkward thing is that one one of her friends, while helping her move in, took a swig from the 7-Up bottle in the fridge. Turns out that bottle of 7-Up was part of the dead former owner's last meal.
Re:I had a similar experience (Score:5, Funny)
Not to mention the Coolest House Evar.
Charge goths and New Age geeks to hold seances there every Thursday night. Pretty soon, the already-cheap house will pay itself off!
Built-in excuse to keep away unwanted guests! "No, mother of my wife, I don't think you should stay, because our house reeks of death."
Great for scaring children and keeping them out of the flower beds! "Yes Billy, the owner of the house before the Johnsons really did die in there".
The possibilities are endless. There need to be real estate websites with these sort of listings! Heck, when the next Dot-Com era comes, I'll start one!
Double edge sword (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Double edge sword (Score:3, Informative)
But, generally speaking, you can control what gets out on the internet about you.
I just did a search on all three of my names (Yes, on my second husband at the tender age of 30). For my original name, there's exactly ONE hit... not surprising since I used my parents' last names hyphenated together, and one
A fugitive who gave his real name? (Score:2)
Darwin Award potential here (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Darwin Award potential here (Score:2)
What else would you expect? (Score:2)
I tell people, "Cincinnati is a nice town, but it's like you died and woke up in Republican heaven."
Re:What else would you expect? (Score:3, Funny)
"When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Cincinnati because it's always twenty years behind the times."
I guess I'm safe (Score:4, Interesting)
Seriously tho, anybody who dates somebody off the internet without at least having a go at googling their name, is nearly as stupid as anybody who's got an outstanding arrest warrant and gives out their real name.
Got nothing on me! (Score:2, Insightful)
I tried googling on my name and I got no hits... I guess I avoid using my real name on the 'net most of the time
Tsk, tsk... no using Googling as a verb... (Score:2, Interesting)
Especially as a gerund !
Contrary to popular [google.com] belief, Google is not supposed to be a verb [wikipedia.org]
Google decidedly does not approve. [slashdot.org]
Re:Tsk, tsk... no using Googling as a verb... (Score:2, Funny)
Woops, I mean did you search the Internet using a popular engine for that?
damn (Score:3, Funny)
It'd probably be immensely popular. "Check to see if this man is a fugitive? Yes | No"
Re:damn (Score:2, Interesting)
As popular as amiafugitiveornot.com [amiafugitiveornot.com]?
Unbelievably cheap bastard (Score:5, Funny)
So the guy steals about 100K and invites a date to freaking Applebee?! EIther he's really a cheap bastard or he already spent it all.
Men these days. You cannot even get a French restaurant date out of a rich thief anymore.
Re:Unbelievably cheap bastard (Score:2)
Re:Unbelievably cheap bastard (Score:3, Insightful)
Given the circumstances of his arrest. .
What? It's not? Gee, that'll be news to the local residents around these parts... but then, that's what I get for living in a town where a $10/head meal is considered expensive.
Googling for dates? (Score:5, Funny)
+blonde +thirtysomething +"blue eyes" -kids +"36 24 36" -smoker +5'11" +model +"into geeky guys"
Wha? Zero results?
Re:Googling for dates? (Score:5, Funny)
Do you mean "+blonde, +"blue eyes" - kids - smoker +modell +"Greek guys"?
My God that's dissapointing, Damn racist computer program engine favors some crappy island over it's own maker.
I think Captian Kirk had something to say on the subject. Can't...find...link....
Re:Googling for dates? (Score:2)
Mode this freaking AC parent up! It's good
Data minning 101 (Score:4, Funny)
All a girl has to be is an inch off and the search fails.
Also if she says "I'm into brainy guys", "I'm into nerdy guys" or "Geeks make me hot" the search fails... Not that I'd expect anyone to say "geeks make me hot" just giving an example...
As for the "Into geek guys" forget it she's gone by now... Every Slashdot geek had sent her a preposal.... well ok I'm more a tweek thow.. (Diffrence between me and a geek? I've got less brains and I'm insain...).
+blonde +thirtysomething +"blue eyes" -kids +"36 24 36" -smoker +5'11" +model +"into geeky guys"
Ok let's try remaking this to be a more realistic search ok?
+blonde This is fine.. Every "yellow" haired woman calls herself blonde.
+thirtysomething Changes are you'll get her exact age why should she even bother with the term "thirtysomething" strike it..
+"blue eyes" ok... A bit exssesive but the search would work...
-kids This is vage enough it will block all "with kids" it will also knock out "Not ready for kids" or "can't stand kids"... But it's a reasonable filter we can knock it out later.. if needed.
"36 24 36" Are we searching for a date or giving specs for a fembot? Human beings aren't going to fit an exact mold. Strike it...
-smoker Like kids this filters "I am a smoker" and "I am not a smoker"... This is probably not the kind of thing you want to filter... Leave it in for first search.
+5'11" Ahem.. So if she's 5'10" or 6'" your not intrested?
+5' This will give you everyone who is 5 foot...
+model Ahem.. are we searching for dates or phone sex? If she says she's a model she is eather lying or to busy to actually date.
Strike it...
+"into geeky guys" Way to detailed... She'd have to actually use that exact phrase.
Try just +geek.. This will scoop up "I'm a geek girl looking for a geek guy"
Now we have: +blonde +"blue eyes" -kids +5' +geek
1,630 results.... Exelent...
Now I can screen them by hand for... dear god no [hotornotcollege.com] Huston we have a problem.
+woman
1,060 results... Good.
Let's trim this down a tad +female. The search results still had to many guys "looking for a woman"... Just need to imprint on the search the importance of finding a FEMALE date..
Ok to many unrelated results... Oh sure I like "Buffy the vampire slayer" but reading about how much fans like Spike dose not get me anywhere.
+dating
Well.. I'll ferther refine this but that will be to my personal tasts...
Damn it thow.. I find a post on Japanise intrested in western and it's Japanise MEN looking for western wemen.
Oh the +blond thing kinda makes that not happen anyway.
I'm srapping "blue eyes" becouse I don't care about eye color.. Then add +California becouse that is where I live.
424 results... I'll be refining this all freaking night...
Well I found this nifty link [lovecity.com] and I can finish my search that way.
And that is how you ue google to find a date.
Oh dear god I'm pathetic... Finding dates by computer... I'm affrade I need to bash my self senseless now.
LaShawn (Score:3, Insightful)
How many Trawandas, DeLeroys, and Yasomethins do we need?
When you're thinking about naming your twins Orangello and Lemonjello , you should first consider whether or not sharing your genetic information is wise.
True, sex feels great, but consider the ascetic pleasure of knowing that you chose not to pass on a taste for absurd names to your progeny. Europe is clearly leading in this area.
I don't know if this is becasue the women are just too chic to consider motherhood, the men are too busy planting their seed where it cannot grow, or they are simply given to better taste.
Regardless, please do us all a favor and get a proper book of names, and don't give a child a name that is going to raise hackles for their whole life.
There are far better ways to express individuality than naming a poor infant LeDeZeppelin.
Thank you for your attention.
FINEX RANTEX
Re:LaShawn (Score:3, Interesting)
How would it be different if he had been named Shawn Brown, instead of LaShawn Petus-Brown? He'd still be 'wanted', there would still be numerous news articles about him, including his picture, and she still might have called the FBI to check him out.
The only difference is that there would have been more hits on that name.
When I was a little kid, a little girl named Emma would have been snickered at. That was an 'old lady' name. Today, that's a very common girls name.
Times change. Na
Re:LaShawn (Score:3, Interesting)
There are far better ways to express individuality than naming a poor infant LeDeZeppelin.
Have you taken a look at a baby name book lately? They're full of all kinds of crappy names that will turn a reasonable set of DNA into a watchtower-dwelling rifle toter.
The Social Security Administration's web site has a pretty neat feature... for the last 12 years,
Re:LaShawn (Score:3, Insightful)
How many Trawandas, DeLeroys, and Yasomethins do we need?
How are those any different from Steven, Michael, or John -- other than that they don't come from your particular cultural background?
As Frank Zappa once said about his children--whom he named Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emukkha, and Diva Muffin--"it's the last name that gets them in trouble".
When will people learn? (Score:2, Insightful)
Eluding the FBI for Dummies... (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe it works the other way as well. (Score:5, Funny)
Where did the money go? (Score:2)
Wake up Orion, the Google has you!
Re:Where did the money go? (Score:2)
I expect it's mostly gone.
Make sure they don't read /. (Score:3, Funny)
only in the 21st century... (Score:2)
They Never Caught Me (Score:2, Funny)
I do a Google for my real name, and it comes up with nothing even close - of course there are 21,300 hits when I use quotes!
Uh oh... (Score:2)
Score one for the Internet! (Score:2)
On a side note, I found my Sweetie on a date site. Of course, I also confirmed everything she said by google, an address search and other means to verify I wasn't being outright lied to. I mean it's only common sense. Lord knows you have enough guys in chat rooms masquerading as women, so why take the chance of meeting them in IRL? We won't even get into extortionary prostitutes and crap...
next thing you'll know (Score:3, Funny)
I did the same thing with a neighbor... (Score:5, Interesting)
"Another accused hooker, Katherine Saddler, 35, answered the phone at Sunnymede.
"When we have something to say, we'll say it," said Saddler, who was also
charged with possession of nine bags of heroin. "
Yep, that was my neighbor. A few more searches resulted in two open arrest warrents for her in NJ, time spent in prison, and several other convictions of assult and death threats. So the moral of the story is, if you have suspicions, it doesn't hurt to take 1 minute to run a quick google search.
Just don't post it to Slashdot using your name (Score:5, Funny)
Just don't post the results to Slashdot using your real name in case your neighbours are also using Google to check you out.
Maybe seed Google with your own bogus details, "John is Amish and does not own any consumer electronics worth stealing, he has a black belt in Karate and breeds rattlesnakes as a hobby..."
Xix.
Re:I did the same thing with a neighbor... (Score:3, Insightful)
Comment removed (Score:3, Funny)
sex offender database (Score:4, Informative)
I was once worrie about this... (Score:3, Interesting)
So I told my wife-to-be right away, and she thought it was funny also....still I have to wonder who else I know that might just google my name! >:(
Googling bad eBayers and scammers (Score:4, Interesting)
For instance - one time I had an eBayer email me telling me I should be ashamed for selling a Bang & Olufsen turntable at the price I was selling it at. Turns out - it was HIS that he sold to someone in Charlotte (nearby) - they in turn sold it to a Pawn Shop - I bought it for a deal (under $100) - come to find out - he only got $35 for it on eBay - he had left negative feedback for the buyer because the buyer made him sell it to him (he didn't have a reserve. To make a long story longer - It turns out he starts harassing my bidders, telling them not to buy from me. I google and find something similar to this with his email address attached.
Gay male looking in Colorado (Denver Area) for discreet meetings - no kinky stuff but very adventurous. Since he had bid in my auction (fraudulently) I instantly ended the auction and made him the winner by cancelling other bids. I threatened to post the information to several websites and his feedback. I never heard from him again.
I have ALWAYS googled anyone's email address before I met them from match.com - although usually a girl's email address won't show up with any results.
I occasionally google my email address and always get new stuff - usually 4-5 of my slashdot replies show up.
Hey, read the article! (Score:5, Insightful)
If the Cincinatti media had googled him, they'd have found exactly what they already knew: that there was a warrant out for his arrest. The only sort of person who could have found both halves of the story by googling is the sort of person who did: someone who knew him and his whereabouts personally, but needed Google to tell her that he was a fugitive.
Um... (Score:2)
The media knew he was a fugitive, but didn't know where he was. Neither did the FBI, so I don't know how you could blame them. But they had a bunch of articles about them, as you'd see if you checked Google yourself.
The woman knew where he was, but she didn't know he was a fugitive. Until she searched on Google, finding both the FBI page and the various Cincinnati news items.
So, what were you talking about again?
Re:Now that's journalism (Score:4, Insightful)
His new home address didn't show up, nothing about his new home was there. This was pretty much left for anyone who had just met him to give 'em the google to find out he's in trouble.
What this article demonstrates is quite easily summed up in one phrase: ignorant sensationalism
Re:Now that's journalism (Score:3, Funny)
The newpaper editor Googling skills might have improved, but not their proofreading skills.
Neither have yours... ;-)
Re:Now that's journalism (Score:3, Funny)
Not even the editors
Oh, com'on, are you a leper? (Score:3, Insightful)