King Kong: Don't Mess With the Monkey 192
Noodles22 writes "King Kong: Don't Mess With the Monkey began as an audition piece for Eden Phillips. After adapting some scenes from Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh's 1996 King Kong screenplay, the natural appeal of the Kong story attracted more and more enthusiastic volunteers who generously gave of their time to make Kong a rich, funny short film. We are honoured to dedicate it to Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, Wingnut films, and all those involved in the Lord of the Rings films, and upcoming King Kong remake."
and.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:and.... (Score:2, Funny)
Do you think he will let her take it off first? :)
In other news (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:In other news (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:In other news (Score:5, Insightful)
So if Hitler's favourite colour was blue, blue must be the colour of evil.
Re:In other news (Score:1)
They were feeling happy so happy got out.
Re:In other news (Score:2)
The story (Score:5, Informative)
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The Story
KONG: Don't Mess with the Monkey is essentially a prequel to King Kong the feature film. They year is 1933. A party of three adventurous archaeologists make a first foray into the depths of the previously unexplored Skull Island which, rumour has it, is home to the dreaded great ape known as King Kong.
Our film opens on a youthful and attractive Ann Darrow, an aspiring archaeologist on a Sumatran dig site. She is accompanied by her father, Lord Darrow, a world renowned archaeologist and leader of this first expedition to Skull Island. Walter Douglas, Lord Darrow's assistant, is the reluctant third member of the expedition.Douglas appears to be much more at home in the comfort and safety of the Oxford University Library than out in the field. Our expeditionary team is also supported by two jovial Sumatran natives, Motumbo and Mentawei, who are all too familiar the feared Cult of Kong.
Kong: Don't Mess with the Monkey shows British science's first foray into the mystical and savage world of Skull Island. Our intrepid archeologists are stunned to discover the first evidence confirming rumours of the Kong cult and the ritual sacrifice employed by the natives to appease the beast; they are on the cusp of the archaeological discovery of a lifetime!
Jack Driscoll, an unsavory American entrepreneur, is on Skull Island to fulfill a forestry contract. Driscoll recruits a workforce from the Sumtran natives of the island, and sets to work clearing one hundred thousand acres of rainforest.
Once evidence of the re-emergence of Kong is revealed by our archeologists, the terrified natives abandon their villages and flee to the mountains to escape the return of the Wrath of Kong!
An enraged Driscoll, blaming our archeologists for the loss of his workforce, demands they leave the island within an hour. Driscoll's expulsion threat follows immediately on Ann's unearthing of an ancient map revealing the location of the Sacrificial Site. Legend holds that at this site the great Kong ripped sacrificial victims' flesh to ribbons.
In spite of Lord Darrow's stern protestations, Ann shows herself unable to resist the discovery of a lifetime when she compels an unwilling Douglas to join her desperate search for the Sacrificial Site. The clock is ticking on Driscoll's threat - but a mysterious roaring emanating from the jungle presents a far, far greater one...
Peter Jackson is officially jumping the shark (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Peter Jackson is officially jumping the shark (Score:2)
Ok, so its not real. Pretty cool trailer anyway.
Re:Peter Jackson is officially jumping the shark (Score:1)
Well... (Score:2)
That was almost a nice troll (Score:2)
And BTW, the term "jumping the shark" has become one of those overused cliches, especially when some anonymous authority on Slashdot proclaims it "official".
Peter Jackson is an adult (Score:2)
When you've earned a reputation in the industry that makes you worthy to second-guess a working director (one recently showered with accolades for his decisions and work, I might add), maybe he'll care. U
Re:Peter Jackson is an adult (Score:2)
The original poster, however, was presuming to say what Jackson should or should not do. That's not his business (hence the subject line). And that doesn't qualify as 'opinion' any more than if he said it about me or you. And, yes, to presume to do so [tell Jackson his business] with any sort of authority would require one to have someth
Re:Peter Jackson is officially jumping the shark (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Peter Jackson is officially jumping the shark (Score:2)
Just hope it's better than Godzilla.
Re:Peter Jackson is officially jumping the shark (Score:2)
Re:Peter Jackson is officially jumping the shark (Score:5, Insightful)
And please remember that he's not making this movie for us, he's making it for himself. After bringing us the LOTR trilogy, I'd say he earned it.
Mirrored download page with links... (Score:5, Informative)
Download The King Kong Movie
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[Kong Trailer] BITTORRENT : High Quality DivX 5.1 : 12 meg
[Kong Trailer [kongmovie.com]] BITTORRENT : Half Size DivX 5.1 : 5.2 meg
[Kong Trailer [kongmovie.com]] BITTORRENT : Low Quality MPEG : 12 meg
Re:Mirrored download page with links... (Score:2)
The Ending (revised) (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Slashdot killed the beast!
Re:Mirrored download page with links... (Score:2)
> Any earlier versions of divx might cause the player to lock up.
Oi, [b]I'm getting sick of this "infinite codec upgrade cycle"[/b]. How long will it be until all the latest codecs are just problematic enough with the original versions of the codec and vice versa that we'll have to reinstall a different freaking version of a given codec for differing ages of vids? If it's not DivX this week it's some obscure fscking build of
Re:Mirrored download page with links... (Score:1)
King Kong remake is going to be great (Score:5, Funny)
Re:King Kong remake is going to be great (Score:2)
Re:King Kong remake is going to be great (Score:2)
No, the remake sucked, all by itself.
It built up to a climactic ending which made NO SENSE AT ALL.
Yes, it was made EVEN WORSE by the fact that the original movie had a climactic ending which was among the best and most shocking of all time.
Re:King Kong remake is going to be great (Score:2)
It built up to a climactic ending which made NO SENSE AT ALL.
The ending actually makes perfect sense. It is just a little tricky, because you actually have to think quite a bit about the film's structure.
Think about what we know about how the time warp behaved, in terms of what went in when, versus when it came out. First In Last Out.
To spell it out further: so when Marky Mark goes into the time warp again at the end of the film, it stands to reason that anyone pot
Re:King Kong remake is going to be great (Score:2)
Ok....
So if talking ape popped up within a lifetime of when the Lincoln Monument was built, do you suppose he would take over the world or more likely be dissected as a curiosity or burned as an abomination?
Back then they wouldn't have elected a non-white-non-protestant-non-male and you suppose it makes sense they elected a MONKEY as president?
Re:King Kong remake is going to be great (Score:2)
However, let's say he brought some futuristic weapons, along with reinforcements, and his landing was a surprise... and there is the implication that somehow they were able to advace Earth's apes as well, perhaps through interbreeding? And when did he start doing this? Of course it is a long shot
Re:King Kong remake is going to be great (Score:2, Insightful)
I wonder if I could mod an old version of Donkey Kong before King Kong hits the theaters.
BitTorrent Links (Score:3, Informative)
Kong Full Movie:
High Quality DivX 5.1 : 137 meg [kongmovie.com]
Normal Quality DivX 5.1 : 85 meg [kongmovie.com]
Kong Movie Trailer:
High Quality DivX 5.1 : 12 meg [kongmovie.com]
Half Size DivX 5.1 : 5.2 meg [kongmovie.com]
Low Quality MPEG : 12 meg [kongmovie.com]
(posted anonymously to avoid karma whoring accusations.)
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What is this? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What is this? (Score:2)
For monkey business, hop over to www.monkeyfilter.com
Don't Mess With the Monkey - It's about a film... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Don't Mess With the Monkey - It's about a film. (Score:2, Funny)
apparently we differ on some definitions: (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:apparently we differ on some definitions: (Score:2)
Re:apparently we differ on some definitions: (Score:2)
weak.
fits in slashdot sig, compiles all by itself
usage:
gcc in.c
your journal is locked, i am forced to post here.
Re:apparently we differ on some definitions: (Score:2)
what are the chances the editors actually viewed this thing before accepting the story? i bet the words "peter jackson" just got it passed with no review.
Re:apparently we differ on some definitions: (Score:2)
I'm such a nerd... (Score:5, Funny)
Re: (Score:1)
Re:I'm such a nerd... (Score:2)
Grab.
don't mess with the monkey? (Score:3, Funny)
The Wrath of Kong? (Score:3, Funny)
Seriously, they mentioned "the wrath of kong" twice, but they never did the yelling. I had to get it out of my system.
Re:The Wrath of Kong? (Score:2)
Woah, did anybody else just think of Howard Dean after reading that scream?
Anti-climax for fans of PJ (Score:3, Interesting)
The LOTR trilogy contains a beautifully realised fantasy world and an epic story with way more material than you need for a movie. King Kong is a just a fifty year old screenplay.
Why not come up with a new idea instead of remaking a fifty-year old idea? They want the name recognition and the fanbase. I wonder, if you asked five years ago, who's name would be more recognizable, Gandalf or King-Kong?
I think the big difference is that LOTR is a 900 page epic and King-Kong is a 70 minute screenplay, and it's going to show in the characters and dialog. Not to deride Peter's directing talent, but without the genius of Tolkein's story-telling I don't think his genius with directing is going to make the 100-foot monkey movie fly.
I read somewhere (sorry no link) that as animated characters become more realistic, they reach a stage where they are so realistic that it's disturbing and (paradoxically) seems more unrealistic. The gollum character got around this because he was supposed to be disturbing... or something... anyone find the link for that? Anyhow, how would they achieve the same effect with king-kong?
Don't forget what a flop the remake of Godzilla was.
Re:Anti-climax for fans of PJ (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Anti-climax for fans of PJ (Score:2)
The battle scenes though... they're breathtaking, simply put.
Now, the question is how this style of filmmaking is going to translate to King Kong... obviously it's not going to be a many vs. many situation, so it will be interesting to see if he can make magic out of that too.
Re:Anti-climax for fans of PJ (Score:2)
Re:Anti-climax for fans of PJ (Score:4, Informative)
I also recall something along the same lines with the princess in Shrek, they made her too realistic, and then had to make her more "fake".
But, it really depends on what you're animating, though. I saw the Final Fantasy movie that was supposed to look all real, and it was good animation, but just "not right."
Re:Anti-climax for fans of PJ (Score:2)
I think f/x guys just like making up excuses to go scuba diving
Re:Anti-climax for fans of PJ (Score:2)
Any excuse will do.
Re:Anti-climax for fans of PJ (Score:2)
Lord of the Rings is a fifty year old book.
coitus interruptus for LotRs fans, not PJ fans. (Score:5, Insightful)
It seems to me that there is an inherent contradiction between the title of your post and the first sentence. Jackson made his career with edgy genre-busting films. In fact, LotR is in many ways his worst work in the last 10 years. That does not mean that it's not a fine pice of work, but compared to Dangerous Creatures and even The Frighteners the story is lacking. Really not any fault of the writers, it was just the naure of that wondrous hydra of a narrative that Tolkien created, that you really can't condense or summarize it successfully.
The nice thing about Kong (70 years old, not 50 years old), is that since it was written as a story to be told from start to finish in 100 minutes, it is the perfect size for a film adaptation. There is enough there to fill the attention of the audience for an afternoon, with enough wiggle room for Jackson to put his own stamp on it.
LotR fans are not necessarily Peter Jackson fans and Peter Jackson fans are not necessarily fans of LotR. I'd much rather see him do another Dangerous Creatures or Forgotten Silver (that managed to bamboozle fair number of New Zealaders into thinking that he really did discover that all of the major inovations we take for granted with film were invented in New Zealand and lost.) In fact, Jackson quipped that he promised Fran Walsh, his partner (professionally and personally) a low-budget, low-stress art film.
Don't forget what a flop the remake of Godzilla was.
The big problem with Godzilla is that the original Godzilla was a product of a specific time (post-WWII reconstruction) and place (Japan). Godzilla just does not translate well.
But on the other hand, we see a remake of The Wolfman about every 10 years, a remake of Dracula every 10 years. A remake of Hamlet ever generation. Why not do the Gilglamesh of monster movies, King Kong?
Re:coitus interruptus for LotRs fans, not PJ fans. (Score:2)
Re:Those examples are all stories about man (Score:2)
Interesting that you bring this up. LotR had a main character capable of only three expressions (eye wide, eye moving, eye glaring). Another Oscar contender has a horse as a central character, not a talking horse, but a horse that looks and talks like a horse.
Just like Sauron and Seabiscuit, King
Re:Those examples are all stories about man (Score:3, Funny)
Interesting that you bring this up. LotR had a main character capable of only three expressions (eye wide, eye moving, eye glaring).
Just like Sauron, King Kong is a plot device. The real drama happens with the people around Kong.
Oh you meant Sauron, for a second there I thought you were talking about Frodo.
Re:Anti-climax for fans of PJ (Score:4, Insightful)
Well aren't you a cheery ray of sunshine and opinion.
1) If a LOTR fan goes into King Kong expecting some relation to LOTR just because Jackson is involved, he or she deserves to be let down. He or she is an idiot.
2) So, Peter Jackson must now only choose projects which relate to or will appeal to LOTR fans lest he let them down when they wander aimlessly into a theatre expecting hobbits.
3) People still love LOTR, people still love King Kong. Your personal preferences notwithstanding, people seem interested in both.
4) "not to deride Peter's directing talent" What? Saying his new movie, which hasn't been completed yet, is going to be a flop, that he's making a poor choice, that isn't deriding his abilities?
5) I'm sorry... what the hell did Peter Jackson have to do with the Godzilla remake or its being a flop? Nothing. Absolutely freaking nothing.
So you love LOTR. Yay for you. But this pontificating is about as weighty as a Star Trek vs Star Wars argument.
I also read something 'somewhere': hot air rises. Judging from the +5 Interesting mod on this puffery, I'd say that theory is proving true.
Re:Anti-climax for fans of PJ (Score:2)
Indeed. Like the TTT and ROTK were a huge disappointment for fans of FOTR (although the majority ate all three).
The LOTR trilogy contains a beautifully realised fantasy world and an epic story with way more material than you need for a movie.
Nothing of which happened because of PJ.
Why not come up with a new idea instead of remaking a fifty-year old idea?
Because he doesn't have [m]any original idea
Re:Anti-climax for fans of PJ (Score:3, Interesting)
Of course Toho, the creator and only true maker of Godzilla films, has made some big mistakes as well(Godzilla 2000 for instance, one of if not the most boring of the Godzilla films)
I've always suspected it would've been recieved better if it'd been billed as the movie it was actually a
Re:Anti-climax for fans of PJ (Score:2)
Godzilla XP has improved reliability, new intuitive interface, new multimedia capabilities and better Internet security compared with Godzilla 2000.
It comes in several versions - Home Edition, Professional, Server
of FANIMATRIX fame (Score:4, Informative)
Apparently they didn't consult with a lawyer... (Score:5, Interesting)
No financial gain whatsoever can be attained from this film and/or any copyrighted materials that appear within it.
We hope this film will help further promote the works of the artists and labels featured here. Any objection to the usage
of copyrighted materials within this film will be met with immediate compliance and complete removal of the offending material without question."
Re:Apparently they didn't consult with a lawyer... (Score:1)
Listen cat, they're relying on the intelligence of the copyright owners to notice that this is (well I would say good but having seen the film...) not bad marketing, and will not ask the parties involved to remove the offending material when or _if_ they decide it is not in the copyright owners best interest.
Not that you would know anything about intelligence or best interest. I'm thinking mod redundant would be best for the parent.And don't tell me you didn't love the little red hat.
Why King Kong, Peter? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Why King Kong, Peter? (Score:3, Insightful)
And besides, how many people would sit through five years of Corwin locked in the dungeon, anyways?
Re:Why King Kong, Peter? (Score:2)
I can imagine that with some real talent behind it Hellriding could be quite a CGI experience. But there is no way at all that any justice could ever be done to the stories themselves, not in the movies, certainly (given the number of novels) and a miniseries would be pathetically short on the time needed to decently explain what's going on. It'd be like the horrid distortion that's the modern "Highlander" seri
Re:Why King Kong, Peter? (Score:2)
Free clue: If they do get made, don't go see them.
I know what your thinking,"It's Amber, I must go see the movie. It will give me a chance to complain that corwin is wearing the wrong shoes."
I heard the same thing about LOTR and Harry potter.
Sinally, if you know Zelazny, you should have used his 'Damnation Alley' as an example. Great story, sucky movie. After it, he said he would never allow one of his books to be turned into
Re:Why King Kong, Peter? (Score:2)
That wasn't my point, tho. "Wrong shoes"? What does that have to do with my post? My feeling is it'd be damned hard to try to explain the storyline (which runs thru, what, 20+ books?) to the average movie audience; and in the process they'd have to destroy it.
I guess what I'm really trying to express is this: Why the hell can't Hollywood come up with some original stuff that doesn't involve plots b
Breaking News: (Score:2, Funny)
I know, I know... he's an ape not a monkey, but let's pretend it's a FOX headline
Re:Breaking News: (Score:3, Funny)
And now, here's Mojo Jojo with the weather, MoJo.
Thanks Diane, in todays forcast there is Doom! and Daspair! at the hands of I, MOJO JOJO, and it will be partly cloudy, the sky will have some sun, and some clouds, but more sun then clouds, which is why I MOJO JOJO said partly cloudy, and not Partly sunny.
Now I am off to cause Doom and despair, and then RULE THE WORLD! Diane.
This just in Mojo Jojo has been captured by the Power Puff Girls.
Sweet (Score:3, Funny)
Background article on the original King Kong (Score:2)
I wrote a short article [allenvarney.com] for the January 1997 issue of Collect! magazine that recounted some of the interesting history of the original King Kong filmmakers, Merian Cooper and Ernest Schoedsack. Collect! (now defunct) covered non-sports trading cards, so don't be puzzled that there's a paragraph of commentary near the end about several Kong-related card sets.
Another one done to death (Score:4, Insightful)
Frankenstein
Dracula
Jekyl & Hyde
King Kong.
PLEASE, enough of this recycled crap already. Someone please come up with something new... Or I will, damn it!
Re:Another one done to death (Score:2)
I mean an abomination like the one in the book. That has potential.
Dracula- always room to see vamps get vaped. Some of the retelling of the vampire myths hav been pretty good. Lost boys, Blade, Love at first bite, just to name a few.
Jekyl & Hyde - A lot of great opportunity there as well. Unfortunatly they are very often done like crap. Something closer to the book co
Re:Another one done to death (Score:2)
I mean an abomination like the one in the book. That has potential.
DeNiro wasn't bad if he could have gone opposite anyone else but Branagh. I find it interesting that the only things he's done lately that have not irritated the heck out of me are things like Harry Potter where he is supposed to irritate the heck out of me.
King Kong - OK, as modern weaponry gets to the
Shakespeare done to death? (Score:2)
Seriously, though, do you think you've seen every Shakespeare play? For those that you have seen - have you seen them done well?
Re:Another one done to death (Score:2)
Alrighty, then. *settling back on the couch*
When can I expect it?
Re:Another one done to death (Score:2)
can we (Score:4, Funny)
oh no (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:oh no (Score:2)
Sci-Fi. Fantasy. The geek genres.
70 foot tall monkey rampaging around New York.
You're right, I can't see anything relevant.
Bah! (Score:4, Funny)
Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong
Re:Bah! (Score:2)
Re:Bah! (Score:2)
Some comments.. (Score:3, Interesting)
Hmmmm. Sumatra is in Indonesia. They choose the wrong name: Motumbo doesnt sound like Sumatran name, more like African. Mentawei sound like Borneo (another part of Indonesia) name. Also native Sumatran people doesnt look like India at all.
And if they really on Sumatra during 1933. Hopefully they prepared to meet the Sumatran Tiger. They still exist until now, and they are *a lot* in 1933. Not to mention the bears. And the guns, Indonesia was on war at that time, guerillas everywhere.
(note: I havent watch the movie, so my comments can be wrong).
Obi Wan (Score:3, Funny)
Did anyone else notice the humorous credits?
Not good (Score:2)
Don't Mess With the Money ? (Score:2)
Re:Torrent here (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Torrent here (Score:1)
Re:Torrent here (Score:5, Funny)
another DV feature, I assume (Score:2, Insightful)
Don't read this if you want to enjoy the film. This is critique for the teaser trailer, not the film. If you are still reading this, you're free to continue, but don't bitch about me being such a severe critic.
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I wasn't impressed by the trailer at all. it looks like another DV feature made by another self-acclaimed director-wannabee. THe trailer consists of mere 20 cuts (live shots) and several titles with busy typesets, some of the live shots are just static scenery shots, and ALL actions take place
Re:My 2 cents on the trailer. (Score:2)
Re:So if it stinks... (Score:3, Informative)
Nintendo was originally sued by Universal over "Donkey Kong" and it's similarities to "King Kong" in both plot and name. However, Nintendo later discovered that Universal never actually owned the rights to "King Kong" to begin with, thus invalidating the suit.